(SPOILER)
X-Men: The Last Stand out in US cinemas today.
Given the movie's history, it seems fitting that there's Joss references in the reviews. The Washington Post said the movie is "Buffy... with car crashes". And what of one of the movie's key plot points which came from Astonishing X-Men? Well some reviews refer to it as being "somewhat inspired", "based loosely", "pulled from" or quite simply "swiped" from the comic book. Given all that, one reviewer ponders "wouldn't Whedon have been the perfect director for this?".
Remember all the speculation about Joss directing this movie? Only seems like we were talking about it yesterday.
Anyhow if you missed it first time round, head over to the SFX website where Joss talks about the use of his plotline, his ideas for the movie and his hopes for the third X-Men movie.
May 26 2006
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TaraLivesOn | May 26, 10:56 CET
TamaraC | May 26, 10:57 CET
...Is the general summation of the reviews I've read.
Please excuse me whilst I don't die of surprise.
It'll still open huge, as the marketing machine is in full swing, but the 2nd week drop will be higher than usual.
gossi | May 26, 11:06 CET
It's nice to see that people are acknowledging the story roots though, remind them that the comics still actually exist.
orangewaxlion | May 26, 11:12 CET
billz | May 26, 11:15 CET
Seeing it today, already got my tickets. Also heard comments that varied from inspired to messy.
God, all that fuss about Joss directing it, how long ago was it? And that little thing with Summer auditioning to the movie?
Time does go fast.
Numfar PTB | May 26, 11:22 CET
Oh and btw that reviewer might seem familar to some people ;).
Simon | May 26, 11:31 CET
Andy Dufresne | May 26, 12:05 CET
electricspacegirl | May 26, 12:07 CET
theMidnighter | May 26, 12:43 CET
sethsky | May 26, 12:50 CET
Simon | May 26, 12:50 CET
I felt that the story was weak and definately rushed. Several of the characters who really were worth developing further were turned into window dressing for other minor characters. I thought that it was kind of cheesy for characters who were written in as nods to the comics being brought to the forefront without any real development or introduction to them. At times it almost seems like the original cast of X1 and X2 could have skipped showing up to this movie altogether.
Although the movie was left open for a sequel like all the previous ones, I doubt that there will be one.
Shadowslance | May 26, 12:58 CET
Simon | May 26, 13:10 CET
And if you like Dark Phoenix - well she's not in this movie. At all. Sure Jean Grey goes bad but Phoenix isn't there. The goose bumps at the end of X2 as a new life is born in that lake? Patrick Stewart's smile as he senses it? The outline of a shimmering star creature? Wasted.
[ edited by Andy Dufresne on 2006-05-26 11:27 ]
Andy Dufresne | May 26, 13:14 CET
Also, how Buffy/Angel was that ending?
gilraen | May 26, 13:29 CET
I'm far from being a big movie follower and so when it was announced that Brett Ratner was on the project I was pretty much "Who?", having never heard of the guy before. There again, I haven't a clue who most movie directors are or what movies they were responsible for. I hardly ever even go see a movie (if I have a free evening and some money in my pocket then I'll be at a gig, not sat in a movie theatre) but on the rare occasion that a movie is released that I actually care about (in recent memory that would be any Marvel movie, the Lord of the Rings trilogy and, oh yeah, Serenity) I'll watch it and decide whether I like it or not at the end. I could care less who made the thing (except in the case of that Serenity thing, naturally).
What that means is that I'm one of those people who gets to go into seeing this movie with absolutely no preconceptions about it's quality based on Ratner's history. Chances are I've never even seen his previous movies anyway. All I care about is that the film remains true to the previous two and, more importantly, to the source material. From the little I've read, I'm not going to be disappointed.
Kaine | May 26, 13:57 CET
The reason the reviews are varied seem to me down to the fact that if you're a huge X-men fan (comics, movies, or animated series) you will feel let down by the squandering of potential. If you're not, it seems that X3 is an entertaining action adventure movie.
Andy Dufresne | May 26, 14:15 CET
Having said that, the majority of my friends who now have had the chance to see the film and who are also long time fans of the comics are telling me that they absolutely loved it. I've heard a few negative comments but for the most part the X-Men comic fans that I know are giving it the thumbs up.
Bottom line, I really don't think the negative comments are necessarily going to be coming from those that read the comics.
Kaine | May 26, 14:36 CET
Andy Dufresne | May 26, 14:48 CET
I just didn't think that your suggestion that all huge X-fans are going to hate this movie was being especially fair or accurate. The line won't be that clear cut, I promise you.
Kaine | May 26, 14:54 CET
No. I saw this last night. I though the Brett Ratner did a great job.
Most of the film's problems come from the script. I think that a Joss Whedon script would have made this so much better.
And for those interested, I think X3 is very good, but it had the potential to be great.
whosflyingthisthing? | May 26, 15:03 CET
"She's like Blackadder with boobs."
Hmm, sounds like Bob.
Woof!
Caroline | May 26, 15:58 CET
But yeah, I loved the movie. Better than the first, not as good as the second (and I will get sick of saying that soon). I was surprised by certain events, and really hope that this becomes a five set movie. Five just sounds like a really nice number.
It was like a weird mixture of Whedon/Cassaday's Gifted, Claremont/Byrne's Dark Phoenix Saga, and Morisson/Jiminez's Planet X, only more down to Earth, and really, adding in aliens and a mutant who took an aerosol form would just be needlesly complicated.
<3 Patrick Stewart so much so much. And I hope that Moira comes back for no. 4.
Gouki | May 26, 16:09 CET
bivith | May 26, 18:01 CET
eddy | May 26, 18:04 CET
Simon | May 26, 18:09 CET
alexreager | May 26, 18:17 CET
Ellen Page was the best thing about it - she outshone all the others, acting wise, and she had a couple of the best lines - I think Joss would've been so proud
aapac | May 26, 18:40 CET
VerseRoamer | May 26, 18:58 CET
If only Singer had directed it, we actually might have gotten the actual Dark Phoenix.
Emma Frost | May 26, 20:00 CET
I was far enough removed from my X-Men reading days when the first two finally came out that I could enjoy them for what they were without holding them to any particularly high standard...the first was somewhat of a miracle considering the time constraints the production was put under, so I cut it a lot of slack for things like mediocre effects and a completely unmemorable score. The second one really did come together nicely from a plot/villain/character standpoint, and certainly provided a magnificent setup for X3. The project not being gift-wrapped and gently placed in Joss' lap was a major disappointment if not outright crime. Ratner's always struck me as a guy who doesn't really write much and just sets up 20 cameras for each scene so he can sort it out in the editing room (Hopkins observed this tendency on the set of Red Dragon), not exactly a visionary with anything in particular to say. Then again, he was given a similarly ridiculous timeline by Fox for this production and appears to at least have maintained the visual style of the first two. As pointed out in the Joss interview, he really is getting ripped to shreds by geek nation and probably deserves some slack. My expectation is for a popcorn movie, nothing more. I suspect I won't be disappointed, although to think of what could have been in the hands of someone quite a bit more qualified will probably continue to sting long after the end credits roll.
MrArg | May 26, 20:41 CET
Yeah, most comic fans seem to be upset that the script apparently takes all these great comic book storylines and new characters and in mixing them all together does little justice to any of them. That if the script writers had just focused on adapting just one of these big storylines it could have been a really incredible movie, instead of a lot potential that is never realized.
As Harry from Aint It Cool News says in his review, it's like if the people involved in the Bond franchise instead of making the incredible Goldfinger (the 3rd James Bond movie) they decided to mix Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Moonraker, all together for a mess of a movie.
Note, I haven't seen the movie yet and this isn't my opinion on the movie, but this is what I've heard from a lot of people on comic book message boards. Many who rushed out to see the movie last night and were really disappointed with how bad the movie was.
Matt_Fabb | May 26, 20:43 CET
The fact is that if they had attempted to add the cosmic elements of the comic version of the Phoenix story it would have meant dealing with an awful lot of information that many of the non-comic reading audience wouldn't understand. To them, the X-Men are not a part of the larger Marvel Universe and all the various powers are a result of genetic mutations. Trying to explain the fact that Jean had been replaced by a cosmic entity and left in a capsule under the ocean would have been asking a little too much of anyone who wasn't aware of the comics.
And where do you stop with the details? Do you then choose to include the Shi'Ar? Lilandra? Does "Jean" have to die on the moon? It is simply way too big a story for any movie to do it justice. I think they made the right choice in taking the basic idea of the Phoenix Saga and recreating it to fit with the more down to earth version of the X-Men seen in the movies, sticking with mutation rather than cosmic beings and the like.
Kaine | May 26, 20:47 CET
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=20443
MrArg | May 26, 20:57 CET
I haven't seen the movie yet myself so it's hard to argue on how well they did one thing or another, basing it one bits of pieces of what I heard about the movie without getting too far into spoilers that I've been avoiding. However, it's my understanding that the Dark Phoenix storyline is more of a sub-plot of the movie and becomes sort of a background character for a good part of the movie, when it could have been the main focus. Get rid of all the aliens and battles on another planets from the comic book and you still have a story about a character who has suddenly become the most powerful person in the world. Enough power to very easily destroy whole countries or even the whole planet on a whim and is losing her mind from her near death experience. I think that's enough for a great 2 hour movie, without all sorts of extra storylines thrown in.
Once again, since I haven't seen the movie I can only take this arguement so far and I could be proven quite wrong and disagree with what people are saying once I get around to seeing it myself this weekend.
Matt_Fabb | May 26, 21:02 CET
gilraen | May 26, 21:08 CET
The three X-movies were intended as a trilogy and so the final movie was always going to be about a much larger issue than just Jean Grey. I suppose if they had gone with the idea of making it a five movie series then they would have had the luxury of time and have been able to devote an entire movie to a single character but as things stood it was necessary for the final movie of the three to provide a real conclusion to the events of the previous two. How well they have managed to do that I have yet to see but I believe that including the Phoenix concept at all was probably more difficult than anyone might have imagined, given the time constraints.
If it had been up to me then I would probably have left out all mention of the Phoenix because quite honestly there was no chance of being able to deal with the story in a fashion that would please the fans of the comics, and the rest of the audience wouldn't care either way. I loved the story in the comics but I felt absolutely no need to see it occur in the movies at all.
Kaine | May 26, 21:13 CET
So, in short, I'm exactly the kind of viewer Ratner and co. should have been dreading, but they won me over.
RambleOn623 | May 26, 21:21 CET
Madhatter | May 26, 21:40 CET
The Dark Shape | May 26, 21:57 CET
BrowncoatG | May 26, 22:01 CET
Hopefully the X-Men will get the TV serial treatment someday (or at least a mini-series or two) so these great characters can truly florish. And when that day comes, hopefully Joss will be interested in running the show. If so, I think they should even keep the Astonishing X-Men title!
At present, the make-up and special effects required to pull off live-action X-Men are cost prohibitive which is a shame! It's the perfect medium for our mutants to thrive in.
I think Joss was smart not to pursue X3 given the short turnaround time on that project but it sounds (from the AICN reviews expecially) as if the film could have used his expertise when it came to the character moments.
Hjermsted | May 26, 22:16 CET
Nebula1400 | May 26, 23:05 CET
jcs | May 27, 00:11 CET
Nebula1400 | May 27, 00:28 CET
kishi | May 27, 01:33 CET
gossi | May 27, 01:37 CET
Also, I think the deaths would've been a lot better if they actually made me care (I assume they had a lot more impact on people who are fans of the comics), now I just kinda shrugged and felt... nothing. Was I the only one who kept wondering if they could be reassembled somehow? Or am I just really slow on the uptake, because I kept expecting them to come back (possibly combined in a scary and unsettling fashion).
I still have to say that the movie was enjoyable, it just feels like it could've been so much more.
dreeze | May 27, 03:08 CET
kishi, as a big fan of Magneto myself I have to agree that it is a shame that the movies didn't show more of the depth of the character that exists in the comics, choosing instead to go back to the earliest incarnation of Magneto from the sixties and early seventies X-Men books. I get why they wanted to have an obvious "bad guy" figure but it did seem that they missed an awful lot of what makes him such an excellent and tragic character.
Kaine | May 27, 03:16 CET
However, I still liked it. The last pre-end credits scene is great.
UnpluggedCrazy | May 27, 04:52 CET
But anyway....
*** ~MOVIE SPOILERS~ ***
How original and refreshing was that ending, ey?
First she doesn't know her own strength, then she kills a guy, then she makes the world end, until Xander - I mean Logan, stands in front of her magic - I mean mutant powers, says he loves her, and makes her stops.
Sheesh. Why not just give her a yellow crayon and be done with it?
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Which Witch | May 27, 05:15 CET
[ edited by Nebula1400 on 2006-05-27 04:32 ]
Nebula1400 | May 27, 06:30 CET
First she doesn't know her own strength, then she kills a guy, then she makes the world end, until Xander - I mean Logan, stands in front of her magic - I mean mutant powers, says he loves her, and makes her stops.
Sheesh. Why not just give her a yellow crayon and be done with it?
Hey, yeah, because Buffy was the first thing to ever do that, huh! The X-Men: Animated Series from the 90's did that (only it was everyone who used their love). The original ending for the Dark Phoenix saga was similar to that. And plenty of non-X-Men things have don it as well.
Gouki | May 27, 06:33 CET
Kitty Pryde didn't get as much time as I would have assumed... although it beats James Marsden's! =)
I missed the secret insert after the credits! Anyone want to spill it?
dpwac | May 27, 08:13 CET
jam2 | May 27, 08:25 CET
Sheesh. Why not just give her a yellow crayon and be done with it?
The X-men was always a big influence on Buffy, but the end of season 6 was very much influenced by the Dark Phoneix saga. So much so that Andrew (I think it was him... maybe it was one of the other characters) references it in one of the final episodes when he says Willow is going all Dark Phoneix on them.
Matt_Fabb | May 27, 08:31 CET
I didn't actually hate it or even roll my eyes at it, but I did think it was ripped from about 3 different places.
On the whole, I can't decide if I give the movie a B- or a C+. It wasn't the disaster I feared, but it wasn't a very good movie either, though it had great moments. It's kinda the Phantom Menace of X-Men movies. The director didn't seem concerned with getting good character moments, just good action, and that he did (that's why these movies do have great trailers).
Ellen Page was indeed a great Kitty Pryde. She has the youth, the vulnerability (not to be mistaken for weakness), and the all-important snark (well, I've read AXM more than anything else, so maybe that's just Joss' Kitty). Also importantly, she comes off as very intelligent (not because of that silly line she has in the classroom, but because of her own screen presence). I think she's just about perfect for the part, and (please don't hurl objects at me) probably even better than Summer Glau might have been. I would totally go see a whole Kitty Pryde movie starring Ellen Page. If it was written/directed by Joss, well that just might be the bestest movie ever. So yeah, she was great, and I wish there'd been more of her.
jam2 | May 27, 08:50 CET
I actually had fun (the second time, I actually had more fun with my friends reactions to the movie). It wasn't a great movie, It felt choppy, rushed, like it was missing something, a little bit empty, but still enjoyable.
I did go with an open mind, and already with the knowledge of several reviews that ranged from "what a crapfest" to "that's the best one of the series", and also knowing about the script draft reviewed at AICN about a year ago or so.
That movie wasn't the same from the draft that AICN reviewed, but a lot of things were still kept in there including (I'll use invisio-text since those are pretty big events in the movie): Xavier's "Death", Cyclops being blown up by Phoenix. Back when I read the review, the first thought that came to my mind, was that movie would be simply unwatchable. Which definetely lowered my expectations for the movie.
After a few trailers and that 5 minute preview at the Dell site, I was intrigued, and got a bit more excited about it. From the comic references point of view, the movie seemed a collage of several different sources: first of course from the "Dark Phoenix Saga", then parts from Joss' Gifted storyline (the we stand together, as X-Men line from Logan. Reminded me much of Buffy's speech in Chosen). The movie Phoenix storyline Saga, actually reminded me more of Greg Pak's "Phoenix: Endsong" mini-series, rather than the original Claremont Phoenix Sagas. The collage melded well, but still made the whole concept choppy. The result was actually a strange but good example of Summer Hollywood Blockbuster Movie.
1) It was very plot driven, characters lacked some real development (though Jansen's Phoenix was simply gourgeous and Page's Kitty really grew on me). The character which for me showed the most deph within the movie, was one that even didn't had as much screen time, if compared to the previous movies, which would be Mystique.
2) Bigger Special Effects, which doess't necessarily mean better action scenes, but some of the shots were very impressive.
On the weak sides of the movie, even though being mostly plot driven, the plot itself wasn't really that much neatly tied, generating the emptiness that I mentioned before. We saw a big battle and several plot twists, but what was that all about? What's the reason to fight. And after the fight was over, what all that meant, leaving a "so what" question in our minds? Why did they have to kill Jean? Wouldn't giving her the cure, like they did with Erik, solved most of the problem. Even if Temporarily. Oh, did I mention weak dialogue writing, but at least they got a few good lines throught here and there.
But even with all these weak aspects, the movie was still weirdly enjoyable for me. I accepted the drastic changes that the plot twists provided more easilly than I expected.Basically I wasn't disgusted that they blew up Cyclops and Xavier. Which was the thing that bugged me the most from the script reviewed at AICN. And I know some X-fan purists are surely revolted.
Comparing the 3 movies, I'd put this one somewhere in the middle of the other 2. It's far from the almost exceptional X2, but felt more X-men-nly than X-1 (which for me felt too much like a Wolverine and the X-Men movie, rather than really X-Men), even though the first one was a little better dialogue wise. For me, if X2 was a 9(okay, maybe that's to high, but bare in mind that it's 2am at this side of the earth, I'm not thinking as clearly as usual), X3 would be a 6,5, with a close 5,5 from X1.
The insert scene for dpwac:
We're back at Moira's Lab, and she still caring for that patient that appears at the background from that video showed during Xavier's class earlier in the movie. We hear Xavier's voice saying something to Moira, which she reacts with surprise, saying "Charles".
That's it. Which if you re-watch the scene links itself with the whole conciouness transfer speech that Xavier was giving to the students at the class. Which explains his strange smirk to Logan, right before he was about to be blown up by Phoenix.
Numfar PTB | May 27, 08:56 CET
Nebula1400 | May 27, 09:04 CET
Just wanna say one more thing. I've never understood why people knock X1 down a couple of notches. I thought it was a very, very good movie. I thought it was great with the character development (Xavier, Magneto, Logan, Rogue, Jean, even Scott were very well fleshed out, this coming from someone who didn't know much about the characters going in). It had a lot of Xavier/Magneto at the beginning and end (remember the great opening scene? the great final scene?) and a lot of Logan/Rogue at the heart of the story.
Visually, I loved it. I dunno, I just thought it was very good all around, and at the time most people seemed to say the same. Then since X2 came out, X1 gets talked about like it was a weak movie. I just don't see it that way. In my book they're probably both A-, and X3 is definitely less (generously, B-). I'm surprised anyone would rank X3 over X1, a retroactively underrated film. =(
jam2 | May 27, 09:26 CET
Maybe I'm fandom-dazzled, maybe it's the three red bull and extremely large pepsi going to my head, but the movie blew me away.
Not sure if I love it or hate it yet. It was LOUD.
But...good or bad, rushed or cheesy...it WAS the X-Men.
All the references, the emotions, the lines, the injokes. All of them were like old friends of mine. It was really nice to see them, up on that big screen again. Warm fangirl fuzzies.
I love this fandom. I love living in Hollywood, and I love the high I got when...well, when pretty much anything happened, starting with the Snakes on a Plane trailer.
There WILL be a sequal. There WILL.
BrightShiner | May 27, 09:36 CET
Didn't care for it at all. I do agree with someone's assessment of the "Buffy" and "Angel" vibe towards the end and that's always of the good.....but Joss could have done it loads better.
cheryl | May 27, 11:03 CET
So what are we assuming that Xavier has done to save himself? I'd have to guess that we are talking cloned body here, which will likely lead to Xavier being able to walk around in the fourth (and let's face it, there is going to be a fourth) X-Men movie.
There have been numerous occasions of Xavier's "death" being the result of deceptions of the years (the switch with Changeling being the most obvious other example) but it seems to me that this is more of a retelling of UXM #167, the Brood Queen storyline. That was a similar case of Xavier's original body being destroyed and him having his mind placed in a cloned copy. Like anyone ever stays dead in the X-Men anyway, hehe.
Okay, maybe Thunderbird. ;)
Kaine | May 27, 13:32 CET
No matter how you slice it, IMHO there's not enough Jean Grey. They tell us how powerful she is and what a threat she is (in a bit of cinematic sleight-of-hand at that: "Oh by the way, she has a dual personality and always has.") and then her story just drops out of the movie. She's there physically but says nothing and does little more until the end of the battle.
And Wolverine was too tame. I really like Hugh Jackman and liked his characterization in the first two movies. And his fight scene in the forest was very well done. But in terms of personality I thought he wasn't our angry, could-lose-it-at-any-second Logan.
An aside: when seeing a gravestone which said "Scott Summers" I couldn't help but add "He saved the world...a lot."
Tired of the phrase (for this or any other film) "Popcorn Movie". It's a Get out of Jail Free Card. Say anything you think is a flaw and the response is "Well, what did you expect, it's a popcorn movie."
[ edited by batmarlowe on 2006-05-27 12:16 ]
[ edited by batmarlowe on 2006-05-27 18:40 ]
batmarlowe | May 27, 14:15 CET
Thank my friend Oz (nickname, not real name), he was the one who fleshed it more clearly for me, when we were discussing it while leaving the theather.
You know when the first impression really sticks. That's still what I get from X1, can't really get rid of that same feeling, of really un-completeness. Was really the one, that I went with more expectations. Was the movie with the too much Wolverine, not enouth X-Men movie. Not so much a Wolverine fan myself, or at least, I'm not one of those fans, that consider him the coolest character out there in the X-books. I'd take on the x-women over wolverine anytime. And how the woman were developed in the first movie, really felt short for me. Berry's Storm, wasn't storm enough, lacked some strenghts that exist at the essence of that character. Paquin's Rogue was a girl that never blossomed for her insecurities, even after 3 movies. Jensen's Jean was really contained and restricted, which is better explained now, but back then was very frustrating for me, as along with Kitty Pryde, they're really my favorite X-Men in the comics. And about, Marsden Cyclops, really lacked something, even real chemistry with Jean Grey (which got better in the following movies, but was still stiff, never getting a sense of Bangel or Spuffy from them. Was too much Cangel for me - not Cordy-Angel fan myself, I must say).
Suffice to say, it wasn't bad, it just doesn't feel good enough for me. Which actually lowered my expectations for X2, back then, so I'll stick with the "9", I gave to X2 a few hours ago, as the second one caught me by surprise, as how better it got from the first one.
All the references, the emotions, the lines, the injokes. All of them were like old friends of mine. It was really nice to see them, up on that big screen again.
Very well said. it WAS the X-Men.
Wolverine could've been more snarkish in this one, which did happened for a few moments at the beginning, but then got lost. Definetely tamed.
Thinking back now, the battle scenes, wasn't movie-ish enough, but were definetely very comicbook-ish. As in the still imagens from the comic books, we highlight scenes, moments. I am reminded of the last chapter of AXM's "Gifted" (which I was re-reading a few days ago), and the spread page with the Fastball Special, then panels that followed, show this very well. Those scenes could've been more movie-ish (like the Nightcrawler sequence from early X2), but I have no problem for this more ComicBook-ish take on it.
Interviews saying there won't, and the franchise will live on through spin-offs. But I left the movie, feeling that sequels wouldn't be that hard to develop. Wouldn't be surprised to hear casting calls for Alex Summers, sometime in the future or maybe for Hellfire Club, inner circle members (okay this is the comic book geek in me, dreaming)
It seemed that way. Yeah, that was cloned body from Xiar, wasn't it? I don't know why but, I thought of Cassandra for a moment, then remember that cloning body thing. Grey's tombstone, lacked line "She Will Rise Again", which wouldn't be uncommon. There was a early 90's storyline, where Jean's mind was temporarily transferred into Emma Frost and a few months later, there was a few moments when Emma took over Iceman's body. Gotta re-read that.
[ edited by Numfar PTB on 2006-05-27 15:26 ]
Numfar PTB | May 27, 17:08 CET
Just like batmarlowe said, Phoneix storyline wasn't really integrated that well into the cured storyline. My short-short version (contains spoilers for the movies plot) of how to do that would've looked something like this:
Hank has just gotten a sample of the cure and is examining it. Meanwhile Wolfie and Storm brings back the unconcious Jean. She wakes up, kicks ass, leaves.
Magneto learns of Jean's comeback and goes to talk to her. When Magneto meets up with her, she's walking down the street, throwing cars and old people around her (like random sparks of telekinetic energy or something). Magneto asks her to join his cause, she tells him to piss off. Xavier comes rolling in and tries to talk to her. She acts all schizo. She kills him for him raping her mind. The X-men are all beaten and run from the scene as she continuous to wreck havoc (regular kind, not Scott's brother).
Magneto figures she's a good distraction while he goes to destroy the factory, so he rallys the troops to goes to war. At the school, they figure they have to "cure" Jean or kill her, or more innocent people is going to die. Wolfie doesn't agree, "It's still Jean!", and goes with them to stop them from hurting her. A while after they've left, they're informed that Magneto is making his move, so the rest of the team goes to stop him at Alcatraz. The fight at Alcatraz commences.
Wolfie and Storm can actually talk to her and manages to get her to calm down. Then she reads them and learns that they're planning to cure her. She goes insane (since the cure is a kind of physical abuse/rape) and decides to destroy the factory. Wolfie and Storm goes to stop her.
Meanwhile, on the island, Magneto is winning when Phoenix comes down on all of them, causing chaos and killing people. Wolfie does his Xander thing and sticks his yellow crayon in her... okay, disturbing mental image.
Well, something like that anyway, I probably messed everything up since I'm not that familiar with X-men. Sorry for the longwindedness, I got a bit carried away. Now I will go and play with my whiteboard and stop disturbing all you nice people.
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dreeze | May 27, 17:40 CET
Madhatter | May 27, 20:15 CET
When you mentioned Jean's killing Xavier for mind-raping her, it ocurred to me how little the movie, at least for me, got the genuine sense of the horror of what Xavier did to her, or his reasons for doing it. Maybe I had a closed mind, but all the scenes where Xavier talks about Jean felt like cryptic pseudopsychological exposition to try and justify the fact that the writers didn't have a firm idea of what they wanted their Dark Phoenix story to be. Everything about "She needed to be controlled" felt so forced for the sake of the story that I never felt it worked on human turns. And as a result, I didn't feel much at all when she killed the Professor--I didn't even really get the sense that Phoenix killed him so much out of anger or revenge or fury over his attempting to control her as...well, because it's in the script. Pretty much the same with most of what Phoenix does--although her makeout session with Wolverine was HOT, so I can understand that one. Wow, do I wish I were Logan right there, before the brutal pain....
I did like Wolverine's "I love you" and stabbing her. And yes, I thought of the yellow crayon too. *sighs wistfully* Dark Willow...*well done* Phoenix-y ultimate uncontrollably powerful female hell bent on revenge story.
One question: at the end it shows the various tombstones. Is the Jean tombstone there new? Because, you know, presumably they put up a tombstone in the last movie too.... I've gotta say about this, I really wish Scott had more of a purpose than to mope, go cry at the lake, and die. The fact that there was a funeral for Xavier and not for him kind of speaks to how important the writers feel his character is.
Anyway, I was entertained, but it was not a good movie-althoguh I did like some things about it. Page's Kitty definitely grew on me, and for some reason I liked Storm more than in the previous movie. I think I was actually more entertained than X2 (blasphemy, I know), but I think that's only because I went into that one with much, much higher espectations. This one I let myself go for the ride, and I laughed when something silly happened. (See that member of Magneto's gang who looks like Prince crossed with Fez from "That 70's Show," except it's a female? Oh. My. God. So hilarious. I don't know if this is an actual X-Men character or not.)
ETA: Madhatter, well...duh. (I know some people don't like the Dark Willow thing. I'm just sayin', I ain't one of 'em. "Grave," flaws aside, would be desert-island viewing material for me.)
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WilliamTheB | May 27, 20:25 CET
* Yes, the script could have used some doctoring, Joss-style. I thought X2 did a good job of giving a lot of different characters motivation and airtime. I think X3 took everyone's past character development for granted, and didn't really go forward from there.
* I would almost rather have X-Men as a weekly show like Buffy. The real genius of the Marvel universe has always been the character development and struggles, and we saw hints of it buried under the flash and noise in this movie.
Think what Joss and team could do with the talented actors who've been selected, given the time to do good dialogue and character development. Mmm. Nice thought, too bad it's less likely than a Serenity sequel.
OT: So, if they make an X4, what do they have to destroy this time? The St. Louis Arch? Mt. Rushmore?
jclemens | May 27, 21:48 CET
Just been to see it. I actually enjoyed it, although the final act was, uhm, sucky. About half way through the film the potential for the subtext got lost in explosions -- however: what remain was still thrilling.
gossi | May 28, 01:31 CET
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=14731
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Buffyfantic | May 28, 01:49 CET
Just been to see it. I actually enjoyed it, although the final act was, uhm, sucky. About half way through the film the potential for the subtext got lost in explosions -- however: what remain was still thrilling.
Yep... this was not a great movie. Rather an "enjoyable" movie, nothing more. It would have needed a better scenario (come on, why the hell magneto need to use half the SF bridge to get to alcatraz??? Flying on a piece of metal with its troup wouldn't be enough? That's absolutely not justified, except to make a "big finish" and more CGI/action on screen... that's weak, at best).
But it wasn't neither the big ugly thing I was afraid of.
Le Comité | May 28, 01:52 CET
gossi | May 28, 01:54 CET
I've given it an Attack of the Clones (B-) to Phantom Menace (C+) rating, but like those movies, it is ultimately fun despite all its flaws. Some friends are going on Monday, I'll probably see it again (heck, I saw Menace 11 times in the theater).
jam2 | May 28, 01:58 CET
At the very least,I expect them to start really rushing that Wolverine prequel spin-off film they are doing into production.
I won't be a able to see the film till next week,myself.
I'm now really interested in seeing how Superman Returns opens in comparison to this.
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Buffyfantic | May 28, 02:05 CET
Also, I'd be very surprised if there wasn't another X film -- the grosses of the films are in the billion dollar range. I wouldn't be surprised if they had to shift character focus, though.
gossi | May 28, 03:03 CET
jam2 | May 28, 03:55 CET
Simon | May 28, 04:21 CET
acidflash | May 28, 04:27 CET
Kaine | May 28, 04:28 CET
Also, Fox has confirmed X-4. Apparently. Surprise! However, they are saying that X-3 marks the end of these character journeys/arcs, so -- unsurprisingly again -- I think we'll see an X-4 with Kitty Pride etc. As in, the cheaper actors.
gossi | May 28, 04:59 CET
X2 was the United and X3 was the Final "something" (it's lost for me).
So X4 might X-Men 4: The New Generation, with Kitty and Iceman, with cameos by Wolverine (What? Didn't anyone tell you that Wolverine is just everywhere....).
Numfar PTB | May 28, 05:27 CET
gossi | May 28, 05:31 CET
SoddingNancyTribe | May 28, 06:44 CET
WilliamTheB | May 28, 06:57 CET
***X-Men 3 SPOILERS!!!***
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Magneto really needs to take a break as the main (or in the case of X2, secondary) villain though. Maybe even sit out #4 entirely, no cameos or nothing. I hope the "cure"'s effects wear off very slowly. Especially since I don't feel like going through something traumatic with Rogue's powers suddenly coming back...if they only show up in small bits at first, she'll have warning that the cure didn't work and will know enough to stop having skin-to-skin contact (already put one boy in a coma). And I really would love to have the old Mystique back, she's too awesome a character to be kept as a human nobody from then on. Though the fact that it was her who was the first mutant turned was such a perfect comeuppance.
I was gonna say that they probably locked her up for good for all the murders she's committed, but then again, they may not have much proof of them if she's always in disguise. And she probably made a deal for total immunity in exchange for every bit of info about Eric. You'd think they'd be scouring the Earth for him though! Man, talk about your mass-murderers. And he's just sitting in a park playing chess. Much as I love the character, he's gone so far that he really needs to be put away. It's always possible he could redeem himself in future films, but he shouldn't get off scot-free like he has (especially seems that way since he might fully regain his power).
Not gonna rehash any of the Jean/Phoenix, Cyclops, or mish-mashed plotlines talk. I will say that that after-credits snippet of a scene was a brilliant move though. The ending really wasn't enough, y'know? Like gossi pointed out, the third act was weak, everything up until then had been going really well, I thought. But that bit in Moira's lab eased the hurt a bit.
Bring on the Wolverine movie. Really not my favorite character in most incarnations of the franchise, but Hugh Jackman sold me on movie-version Logan, doubly so in X2.
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Kris | May 28, 07:11 CET
The whole 'last X-movie' thing may have been taken out of context. Certainly, if this had been the flop many predicted (it REALLY hasn't been, according to reports at Newsarama), then it may have been the last but the way it has been discussed it seems to me more like it was just planned as the last of these three closely connected movies, with any potential sequels starting their own self contained stories.
I'd definately like to see the next movie feature a second generation of X-Men. Certainly Cannonball is a big enough character in the mythos to feature quite heavily, with a team formed around him. Maybe even use Havok. Having Alex Summers turn up as a result of Scott's death is very plausible. Personally I'd like to see Cable appear but I'd imagine that his character may be a little to complex to explain to the average non-comic fan.
One direction that I would love to see them go in would be to have Magneto himself take over the running of the school, not being aware that Charles is still alive of course, in an attempt to try and make up for some of the damage he has done. I'm not sure that his character has developed enough in the movies to make that plausible but it would make for a very interesting story.
Whatever they do, I'll be there to watch ... as long as they keep Logan around! ;)
Kaine | May 28, 12:11 CET