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October 26 2006

So what really scares Sarah Michelle Gellar? After years on Buffy, horror films like I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Grudge, and The Scooby Doo films (just a little joke), what really scares Sarah are building contractors. Well, that was anti-climactic..

Thanks go to Rey Rey for this one.

[ edited by jerryst3161 on 2006-10-27 02:31 ]

So Buffy is scared of Xander?
Hey, she said as much in "Some Assembly Required":

Buffy: "Being called an idiot tends to take a person out of the dating mood."

Xander: "Actually, it kind of turns me on"

Buffy: "I fear you"
Awsome reference.
yeah, let's hear it for crossoverman on this one.
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good builders are always on schedule and under budget, the bad builders are easily distinguished by their visible arse cracks or dodgy foundations, and, uh, we always defeat them and finish the conservatory on time. No one ever sues, and everybody lives in well-built yet affordable housing.
Buffy: Liar.

She's right about Japan and smoking though. I tried to quit just before going there on holiday a few years back. Bad idea. Cigarettes were the equivalent of 1.30 a packet (they're normally about 5 in the UK) and easily available from street corner vending machines. Smoked like a bloody chimney for two weeks ;).

(then decided to quit again when I got back to UK prices)
"Never, ever, ever attempt to remodel your house."
Truer words were never spoken. Great revised quote, Saje!

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