A neat who-are-you Buffy Personality Test - Fandom&Fun

I'm Glorificus too. Which is fitting as I once had a horrible home perm.

Dude, I'm Faith. I secretly knew I rocked.

Then I'm the awesomest, because I'm Faith, too. woooo and hooooooooo!

ETA: (And then you can find out what kind of lover you are if you click on the test-maker's other What Kind of Lover Are You test. There's some definite trends. I scored "carnal", which would describe Faith well.)

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WhoIsOmega? | November 16, 00:52 CET

I'm Dawn! How the hell did that happen?

kmb99 | November 16, 00:53 CET

I'm Glorificus, too! Is it we're alike, or is that the only response working? I didn't realize I was signing up for a dating service, I've been happily married for 29 years, thank you, so no thanks.

luvspike | November 16, 00:53 CET

Pfft, I got Xander. ;)

BrianRubin | November 16, 00:56 CET

Damn! I wanted to be Faith. I'm Glorificus too.

lone fashionable wolf | November 16, 00:58 CET

In what will come as a shock to someone I'm sure, I got Glorficus (or was it Ben?).

zeitgeist | November 16, 00:58 CET

Purple-fonted Wash Killa! (TM - Saje) Good to see you!

Also, you and the rocking? Not so much a secret here...

Willowy | November 16, 00:59 CET

I got Angel.

I like this OKC Buffy/Angel personality test, too.

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fortunateizzi | November 16, 00:59 CET

Upon re-reading my Wesley Wyndham-Pryce traits, I'm actually in agreement about most.

(63% amorality, 36% passion, 36% spirituality, 54% selflessness)

"Wesley is driven, and you might be, too. He seeks to achieve good by any means necessary.

Thus Wes, and you, are exactly the kind of people you want when the going gets tough. You're collected, realistic and won't hesitate to do even the messy work to get the job done. Despite it all, you have a sensitive core, and care deeply for your friends.

You're intelligent, a lover *and* a fighter."

Summing up: I've got your back.

[ edited by m'cookies on 2006-11-16 01:35 ]

m'cookies actual | November 16, 01:05 CET

Oy. I'm Warren. I'm going to crawl into a cave to do some soul searching.

Samantha | November 16, 01:08 CET

Also Glorificus... I'm wondering if that has to do with having some rather conflicting answers.

Ah well, at least I get some hot clothes. I do get the clothes, right?

Lady Brick | November 16, 01:10 CET

I'm Adam. Not sure what to make of that, but I apparently may have a nuclear core.

Jackal | November 16, 01:14 CET

Dawn. WTF? I demand a recount and that everyone "Get out, Get out, GET OUT!"

MacGuffin | November 16, 01:18 CET

Riley. Blah.

Although of all the Buffy characters, that's probably pretty accurate.

Okkay | November 16, 01:19 CET

Warren....Hmmm..... I don't like it.

hitnrun017 | November 16, 01:19 CET

Cordelia? Cordelia?

I got 99% on spirituality, morality, repose, and selflessness.
Sounds more like I should be a nun!

Except I don't know what repose means and maybe it means really sexy. ;)

And I am completely agnostic.

Eta: I was reading the wrong numbers.
45% amorality 54% passion 45% spirituality 27% selflessness.
Well, that makes more sense.

[ edited by Xane on 2006-11-15 23:46 ]

Xane | November 16, 01:21 CET

I wanted Faith too, but Glory is not too bad...

Hot clothes, mimosa's and servants. Whats not to love. Well okay there is the whole sometimes being a guy thing.......

Donna Troy | November 16, 01:21 CET

Good God I'm Glory.... what's the saying .... Hell 'hath no Fury like David or a deranged Hellgod.... or something like that.

Anyone want some yummy dead birds. :)

RavenU | November 16, 01:22 CET

I'm Glorificus too. Which is fitting as I once had a horrible home perm.
narnia | November 15, 22:42 CET

I can totally relate to this, and I even frightened the children with it.

spikeylover | November 16, 01:30 CET

According to this i'm

Rupert Giles
54% amorality, 27% passion, 63% spirituality, 72% selflessness

Derf | November 16, 01:32 CET

Hey derf, I'm Giles too!
81% amorality, 27% passion, 54% spirituality, 81% selflessness

I don't quite get how I can be as selfless as I am amoral, though.

Anne13 | November 16, 01:36 CET

Is anyone else seeing a trend to this thread, there are a heck of a lot of Glorybens on whedonesque.

RavenU | November 16, 01:36 CET

Dawn. Hm. Something to note in the Herbmeister chronicles.

herb | November 16, 01:38 CET

I'm Giles too.
63% amorality, 45% passion, 63% spirituality, 63% selflessness

Not terribly surprising to me.

gt0163c | November 16, 01:40 CET

I got Faith on the other quiz... so I am happy!

Still no Buffy's or Willow's...intresting.

Donna Troy | November 16, 01:41 CET

Faith. 63% amorality, 63% passion, 45% spirituality, 45% selflessness.

My girlfriend's Xander. Guess I'm the lucky one.

Laissez-Faire Capitalism or Totalitarian Communism? What great choices.

dreameling | November 16, 01:47 CET

Faith. Interesting. Does this mean I rock too?

danregal | November 16, 01:50 CET

I'm Angel. But I ran across this test months ago. It's among the better ones, but not the only relevant test:

The Buffy/Angel Test
The Buffy/Angel Death Test
The Obsessive's Buffy trivia (ed.) Test
The Difficult Buffy and Angel Test
The Buffy Season 1 Observation Test
The Die hard Buffy trivia Test
The Buffy and Angel Test

The Firefly / Serenity Test
The Firefly Character Personality Test

Note that a lot of OKCupid is NSFW, but these all should be fine.

ETA: Fixed an HTML Typo

[ edited by jclemens on 2006-11-15 23:53 ]

jclemens | November 16, 01:51 CET

I'm a Cordelia apparently. 45% amorality, 54% passion, 45% spirituality, 36% selflessness. So kinda the scum of the Earth but passionate scum.

36% selfless I don't get considering I was last seen running cackling down the street with armfuls of office supplies AND other people's money/cars (though why I was running when i'd just stolen a car I've no idea. Bad yes, bright ? Not so much ;).

And 45% amoral ? Shit, I was aiming for evil incarnate and I can't even make it to half-way.

Wish I could be Faith like the cool kids.

(also, laissez-faire Capitalism vs totalitarian Communism. Hmm, lose-lose much ? Isn't there a third way, a better way ? Like 'Baby Eating' maybe ?)

Saje | November 16, 02:00 CET

Mr. Xander Harris :) Yeee-haww always knew I was a zeppo at heart ;)

MMM, Saje, I love me some passionate scum. Definitely underrated.

MySerenity | November 16, 02:03 CET

Tara. Interesting.

k8cre8 | November 16, 02:05 CET

I knew that I had done that one already. Cause yup, I'm a certified Faith since December 16 2005. Oh yeah, I kick ass too.

Djungelurban | November 16, 02:07 CET

Willow Rosenberg
27% amorality, 63% passion, 72% spirituality, 36% selflessness

Willow gets marked for high spirituality? *So confused*

Anusien | November 16, 02:10 CET

oooh, I got Tara. Which is pretty cool, 'cause I love and admire Tara, but it also confirms that I'm totally not, in any way shape or form, a kickass hero type... oh, well :)

miri47 | November 16, 02:11 CET

Well Wicca's are supposed to be in touch with everything around them, so maybe that is where the spirituality comes from.

Donna Troy | November 16, 02:13 CET

I'm Warren Mears. I might be an evil genius.

war_machine | November 16, 02:21 CET

Oh kill me now, I got Dawn.

embers | November 16, 02:32 CET

Willow Rosenberg
45% amorality, 54% passion, 72% spirituality, 27% selflessness

I have to say, I'm rather surprised. I am a complete atheist. No other way to describe it, yet according to this I am 72% spiritual. Who knew?

Also, those who know me would disagree strongly with the only 27% selfishness and 45% amorality, though I am oddly noble... I also think that I'm more passionate than that. I always think of myself as most Anya-esque of all the BtVS characters.

Off I go now.

Dhoffryn | November 16, 02:46 CET

I'm Willow... 45% amorality, 63% passion, 63% spirituality, 36% selflessness.

I also apparently rank higher than 99% compared to all other people of my age and gender in the 4 categories... I can't quite get my head around what that means, but I think it makes me nice. Hooray!

safetycanary | November 16, 02:49 CET

I got Glorificus

72% amorality, 54% passion, 54% spirituality, 36% selflessness

So...does this really mean that I'm Ben?...

SpikeBad | November 16, 02:50 CET

I'm Angel. Not too sure how I feel about that! :-)

QueenBee | November 16, 02:54 CET

Gaah, the tests I listed before kinda sucked in comparison to the other ones I'd already taken. Silly me, next time I'll look at my profile, not the search function:

The Buffy the TV series plot Test The Ultimate Buffy Test
The Buffy Qoute [sic] (Seasons 1 - 3) Test
The Seven Season Buffy Test
The Buffy Season Finale Test
The Ultimate Hardcore Buffy Test
The Buffyverse Test
The Once More With Feeling Test

jclemens | November 16, 02:55 CET

Faith. Cuz I am so much like Joss. The big question is: Why no Buffys? I'm guessing the amorality has to be low to middling, and the passion, spirituality, and selflessness high. Anybody? Um, anyone? Hello?

cabri | November 16, 02:59 CET

I got Spike. 63% amorality, 81% passion, 45% spirituality, 81% selflessness
Ruthless, passionate, ravenous and--when it comes to it--devoted to those you love. Sound okay? Sounds like Spike, a character at times a hero and others a villain, but always compelling, dynamic and driven.

I can live with that. *eyebrow waggle*

Charmuse | November 16, 03:06 CET

Eh. I got Giles. Wouldn't be my first choice, but it ain't bad (and kinda accurate)

JadeFire | November 16, 03:08 CET

Faith here.

My wife got Warren -- How the hell do we live together? lol

The_Joker | November 16, 03:16 CET

Glory. Either something's wrong with my answers or the test because the personality description is way off.

batmarlowe | November 16, 03:35 CET

Ooh! I'm Warren! I had a hunch that I was secretly evil.

Sister Spooky | November 16, 03:50 CET

Cordelia. I really didn't expect that but now that I think about it it's a very good result.

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cityof | November 16, 03:54 CET

I got Tim Minear. And he didn't even write for Buffy. What are the odds?

Simon | November 16, 03:59 CET

Xander Harris
36% amorality, 72% passion, 54% spirituality, 54% selflessness

Chris inVirginia | November 16, 04:00 CET

Hey Chris inVirginia you quoted in that Spike essay that's three threads down.

Simon | November 16, 04:01 CET

I got Faith. Ýeah! By the way, I am apparently 90% amoral...that can't be good, right?

Kid Congo Powers | November 16, 04:01 CET

Proundly Xander!

Shakespeare | November 16, 04:08 CET

I got Dawn Summers- 63% amorality, 63% passion, 81% spirituality, 63% selflessness...
Eeek Dawn ... thats was the least I expected, not really sure what to think of that.

Kessie | November 16, 04:08 CET

I'm Joss, I mean Faith!

Alanna_Wolff | November 16, 04:13 CET

Aww, jeez, I got Dawn. 54% amorality, 72% passion, 72% spirituality, 72% selflessness, and apparently, 100% screamy "Get out, get out, GET OUT!"

But, S7 Dawn is supposed to be Xander-like, no? Maybe this test has a gender bias?

... No, wait, Joss got Faith. Hmm. Guess not, then. =P

hrlo | November 16, 04:14 CET

I don't mind being Dawn. I really liked her by season 7, and am looking forward to seeing what she's doing in the comic books.

dreamlogic | November 16, 04:24 CET

Dudes, I'm HOUSE. I swear it said that. And then my monitor smashed me. With a cain.

gossi | November 16, 04:27 CET

Xander Harris
45% amorality, 90% passion, 54% spirituality, 63% selflessness

I am quite happy about that. I always knew there was a reason he was my favorite character. I like me!!

jerryst3161 | November 16, 04:31 CET

I'm Dawn. Like my week wasn't awful enough already?

cronopio | November 16, 04:37 CET

Sigh. I'm Dawn. Looks as though I have to be more amoral to be Giles. I'll have to work on that.

Lioness | November 16, 04:38 CET

I, too, am the "complicated, multi-faceted" Glorificus, along with: Donna Troy, narnia, luvspike, lone fashionable wolf, zeitgeist, Lady Brick, RavenuU, SpikeBad, batmarlowe... So we can split up the clothes, jewelry, minions and sundries with each other and the other Glorys I feel sure will come...

I'm a tad surprised, actually, as this tall ex-hippie-ish gal almost never wears the pointy high heels and my stick-straight hair has never had a curly perm... Oh, we're going deeper than the purely superficial?

Well, I have lost my temper once or twice in my life, and I've currently got a basement full of minions, and I'm blonde, and I am a bit of a parselmouth, and I look divine in red, and I like to drink mimosas in the bath, and I've been told I'm very god-like. Oh, yeah, and I'm pretty amoral, in a righteous, compassionate sortof a way.

But that's about it. I rarely kill, and almost never suck people's brains, unless I'm really hungry. So that part's right out.

"Passionate and driven with a spiritual side that comes out at times, a healthy taste for the finer things in life and a willingness to do what's necessary to achieve your ends. You're assertive and have no problems standing up for yourself. And, push come to shove, you're the closest anyone's ever come to straight-up beating the Slayer and her gang."

(His Purple Postage being a Faith is pretty nifty, but it would be cool if people would post the descriptions of their various character-personalities so we could see more about what each means... And thanks jclemens, for the additional tests.)

QuoterGal | November 16, 04:38 CET

Shit, I'm not House, it turns out. I'd love to be that bastard.

I'm actually Dawn. Which I'm actually cool with - Dawn might have whined a lot (you should have seen me when I broke my toe), but she was fairly consistently cool. In her own way. Nobody got her jokes - I'm pretty sure 92% of people don't get mine in real life, but they're funny to me -- and from me.

So, take that Dawn hat-ahs!

Plus, I have a big ginger beard. Who doesn't love Michelle with a beard, yo?

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gossi | November 16, 04:41 CET

Adam
54% amorality, 27% passion, 72% spirituality, 45% selflessness
Interesting. Do not be fooled by his rough exterior; Adam was much deeper than most have given him credit for. Like most, he sought answers to the harder questions of existence: who am I? what is my purpose? You might ask those same questions, yourself.

Like Adam, you're calm, and dispassionately work to achieve your ends.

Also, you may just have a nuclear core.

Ledfeather | November 16, 04:46 CET

These are fun! I'm Faith (54% amorality, 54% passion, 36% spirituality, 36% selflessness).

Invisible Green | November 16, 04:55 CET

What's the chances that Joss actually got Dawn and then retook it cause he wanted someone else?

theyarescientists | November 16, 04:57 CET

Funny how I knew before taking the survey that I'd be Xander...loyal to a fault, if somehwhat self-serving, ready to bite the bullet in the end, but sometimes lacking in self-confidence, even as I'm ready to charge into the fray.

Seriously, that's one of the better self-analysis online things I've seen.

Chris inVirginia | November 16, 04:58 CET

Tara
45% amorality, 45% passion, 72% spirituality, 54% selflessness
What a woman! (Or man, as it may be...)

Tara is a moral, centered, spiritual and selfless person... rather, I suspect, like you. People like this make those around them love them.

Congratulations! (and stay away from windows, just in case)

Really? I'm Tara? I think most of my friends would either peg me as a Buffy, Faith, or even Spike. But sweet Tara? Nah.

:: wanders off in a cloud of confusion ::

Syren | November 16, 04:58 CET

Did anyone get the Buffster? Can you get the Buffster?

Charmuse | November 16, 05:17 CET

I got Dawn. Then I went back, retook it and got Oz. I'll say I got...Dawz overall.

WilliamTheB | November 16, 05:54 CET

theyarescientists: "What's the chances that Joss actually got Dawn and then retook it cause he wanted someone else?"

Well, I got Invisible Marcie the first time and re-took it, because the results were so damn boring...

You are Marcie:
We did not see you coming, and your test results did not register. This isn't this great power that you can control. It's something that was done to you. Nonetheless, you received:

0% amorality, 0% passion, 0% spirituality, 0% selflessness

So, come along with us. In time, you'll learn to be a useful member of society again.

QuoterGal | November 16, 05:57 CET

I did it again, trying not to get Warren, but I did... again. I get it now. Time for me to go kill my ex. BYE!

hitnrun017 | November 16, 06:17 CET

You win, QG! That's much worse than Dawn! On the other hand, I hear the FBI pays well, plus there's dental.

cronopio | November 16, 06:18 CET

QG, doesn't quite jibe with the dark witch thing. Shame. (Sorry, Goners inside joke)

Charmuse | November 16, 06:32 CET

Dawn. Weird, I didn't see that one coming. Hrrmmm.

63% amorality, 54% passion, 90% spirituality, 63% selflessness

I'm such a science nerd, so I assumed I'd be Willow.

Funny, it picked up on my devout Pastafarianism instead. ;)

Sunfire | November 16, 07:26 CET

I am Xander....lol.

jenofthejungle | November 16, 07:33 CET

So Joss, what do you think of people being disappointed they were most like Dawn? I thought she grew up real well in Season 7 so I am not ashamed (I've taken this quiz 3 times over the last year, and though I may have answered differently on a couple questions, I still get Dawn). We can't all be Buffy.

Dawn Summers

63% amorality, 54% passion, 81% spirituality, 63% selflessness
Dawn is a person driven by her love for her friends and her desire to make a difference. Perhaps you are, too. You're willing to do whatever is necessary to do what is right for those you care about, and sometimes this can get you in a little bit of trouble.

Most of all, however, you have a heart of gold. (Better than a heart of tin).

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Tonya J | November 16, 07:34 CET

I'm Dawn. I wouldn't have guessed, but I read the description to my mom and she laughed and said it sounded pretty accurate!

KatieB | November 16, 07:43 CET

Xander.
Xander Harris- I can see that. I like to stick up for my friends, of course I like two eyes better.

36% amorality, 63% passion, 72% spirituality, 63% selflessness

Xander. Loyal, brave, true and passionate. Perhaps the best friend a person could have, always willing to jump into the frey to help out his buddies.

mifeng | November 16, 07:54 CET

I'm Dawn?
*looks down at my 44 year old body*
*Begs to differ*

ruthless1 | November 16, 08:00 CET

Rupert Giles.

Placid exterior, a streak of ruthlessness underneath.

lycoming | November 16, 08:28 CET

Charmuse: "QG, doesn't quite jibe with the dark witch thing. Shame. (Sorry, Goners inside joke)"

*hangs head*

Busted, Char! I made up the Marcie-thing so I could use the inviso-text tag...

I was born to be Glorificus, Prancing Lightweight, Cheap, Whorish, Fashion Victim Skank with a Lopsided Ass, and God of Bad Home Perms.

*hangs head again and twirls badly-permed curls...*

QuoterGal | November 16, 08:29 CET

Ack! I got Warren. I'm a little bit creeped out.

obsessed | November 16, 08:32 CET

The quiz is telling you something. You should all be more amoral like me and become Faith.

theyarescientists | November 16, 08:52 CET

I got SPIKE! I love the character, but I never identified with him. Therapy may be in order...

showgirl | November 16, 08:55 CET

I'm Xander which is cool by me. The Zeppo is in my top 5. I'm very trusting and sometimes a little selfish. Totally no self esteem. Yep, that's me.

QuoterGal - you funny lady.

Harmalicious | November 16, 08:56 CET

This has been around for a long time. I always come up as Rupert Giles.

Nebula1400 | November 16, 09:35 CET

Hi I don't want to go off topic but I didn't know where to post this, is it true that Joss doesn't like metal music?

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troutpencil | November 16, 09:47 CET

Faith!

rjl | November 16, 09:58 CET

Add me to the Glorificus list...

It does seem like there is a pattern. Hmmm.

newcj | November 16, 10:03 CET

Hee hee! I got Faith too :-)
63% amorality, 81% passion, 36% spirituality, 45% selflessness
Faith is a powerhouse, and you might be, too. Passion-driven, down-to-earth, and willing to do what it takes to get things done and have a good time doing them, she is tough and sexy. Now, this test didn't rate your sexiness, but with these kinds of traits, that's probably true as well.

You rate as one of the most dynamic characters of the Buffy universe.

purplehazel | November 16, 10:07 CET

I got Warren at first but the description didn't fit me at all and was mostly based on my lack of selflessness (come on, those scenarios on that last page were ridiculous). So i re-took it, this time caring about others a little bit more, and got Wesley, which fits me much better. Yay Wesley.

narky | November 16, 10:17 CET

apparently i'm cordelia; im hoping they mean the angel cordy.
in any case, there were about 2 questions on that test where i didn't feel absurdly limited by the choices. i get that thats part of the way these things work, but i mean, its not exactly that difficult to point out that its both difficult to follow a strict code of ethics AND that every situation is unique. (i mean every situation being unique MAKES following a code of ethics difficult.) The capitalism vs. communism question reminded me of a question on the new york state mandated economics exam everyone takes at the end of middleschool/beginning of high school. one of the questions was: the best way to achieve economic development in a third world country is a.) immediate market liberalization b.) command economic structure c.) leave it alone and d.) i forget. Obviously they wanted you to choose (a) and the little booklet they gave you to study had stated (a) directly. Its also patently, from just about every historical case, false. So you're left there between choosing what you KNOW to be the answer that will get you the perfect score and what you KNOW to be a much better answer (every development success story has had a strong govt hand in economics.) I think I took the bullet and said (b) as some small act of rebellion.

ajay42 | November 16, 10:21 CET

(troutpencil, I can't find a quote about Joss & metal music, but based on the other music he likes, I'd be real surprised if he was a huge fan. His music likes seem pretty eclectic, but I can't find anything in which he's mentioned any metal that he admires...

I can't presume to speak for Joss, but if my opinion after reading a bunch of interviews means anything - and I'm not sure it should - I'm happy to give it.

He said in one interview that Neil Young’s “Decade” is one of his all-time favourite albums, he likes musicals, including "Brigadoon" but especially Sondheim's, and a mix-tape he made to give to Serenity composer David Newman contained: Jill Sobule, some Hans Zimmer, Ian Ritchie, Tracy Chapman, some Indigo Girls, "God's Song" by Randy Newman, and "Black Peter" by the Grateful Dead. He's referred to himself as a "Dead Head" and said that he likes "earthy girl-rock." He said he adores Nickel Creek with "a fiery vengeance," and he loves violins and cellos.

I don't know if one can extrapolate his opinion of metal from any of that, but that's all I got...)

Back at ya, Harmalicious...

QuoterGal | November 16, 10:37 CET

Fascinating.. I scored higher than 99% of people in all four variables -including moral- and yet end up 81% amoral? I think something is wrong. Adam? Me? That must have been my other self taking the test. My main self couldn't be any more Xander without poking an eye out.

Trienco | November 16, 10:51 CET

Glory. I can totally see that.
So is hubby. We are a perfectly amoral match!

Rogue Slayer | November 16, 10:58 CET

As long as I come out higher than 99 percent of the test takers, I won't notice that the median test score is 237%.

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Pointy | November 16, 11:10 CET

Oh god, I got Warren.

*shame*

TheZeppo | November 16, 11:13 CET

QG-

doesn't quite jibe with the dark witch thing.

I didnt think so either. And, can I say, your hair looks marvelous! :)

mifeng | November 16, 11:48 CET

Another Faith here.

54% amorality, 54% passion, 36% spirituality, 45% selflessness

Kiddo | November 16, 11:50 CET

Pointy: "As long as I come out higher than 99 percent of the test takers, I won't notice that the median test score is 237%."

Oh, pshaw, math. It's so mathy-y. Pay it no never-mind.

More to the point, who was your Buffy-character? Hmmmmm?

(No shame, TheZeppo, but with your name, didn't you expect a somewhat different result?)

QuoterGal | November 16, 11:55 CET

Everyone here is so evil. I glad I'm still Giles. With everybody else in the room, the world is doomed.

Nebula1400 | November 16, 12:07 CET

I'm a Giles, though my husband swears he thought I'd be an Anya. It may be my spontanious singing of her "I've Got a Theory" verse or my lack of control in general over what comes out of my pie-hole. Or it could be the whole reformed Vengence Demon thingy. You know... could be anything.

Love's Bitch | November 16, 12:59 CET

Warning here, I think I might have got a browser hi-jack from this site (not 100% sure) so if you are using IE 6 be careful.

Simon | November 16, 13:05 CET

I got Adam, always knew I was a monster.

The Do That Girl | November 16, 13:34 CET

I am using IE 6! So does that mean I could still be Buffy?

No, argh, it probably means I could be someone in Moscow buying a lot of high-end electronics on credit.

dreamlogic | November 16, 13:38 CET

Another Glorificus here. I could see that coming.

Garim | November 16, 13:44 CET

I got Tara, which isn't totally out of line.

45% amorality, 45% passion, 72% spirituality, 72% selflessness.

On the other hand, my 18-year-old nephew who is staying with me got Faith! (I actually thought he might get Spike.)

samatwitch | November 16, 13:49 CET

dreamlogic, you can still be Buffy if you go to Moscow and beat up said high-end electronics thieves.

Bit shit if there's a hijack on there. I reckon they'd probably score as The Master or maybe Angelus (though at least he was inventive with his evil, browser hijakcing is sooo last August).

(i'd make a smug comment about Opera/Firefox but i'm only 45% amoral. Using some of my 36% selflessness i'll just suggest folk change to a better, more extendable browser - which is free in every sense as an added bonus)

Saje | November 16, 13:50 CET

Who did your scores add up to, Saje? You didn't really take the test, did you? You're just gonna be all smug, aren't you? I did take your suggestion and load the linked browser.

dreamlogic | November 16, 14:11 CET

Hear, hear on the Firefox love, and, dl, double hear, hear on the "so-who-were-you-Saje?" question...

QuoterGal | November 16, 14:16 CET

Hi I don't want to go off topic but I didn't know where to post this, is it true that Joss doesn't like metal music?

This is 95% true - he has DEATH TO LED ZEPLIN written on all his walls. [lie] [probably]

Uhm, I have no idea. I think he mentioned Tenacious D here once. And I'm totally going to subliminally feed you all Hayseed Dixie...

gossi | November 16, 14:20 CET

I was Cordelia QG/dl (posted upthread).

Sadly, I didn't save the description but I remember it being pretty accurate. It was something like "you're fabulously attractive, devastatingly witty, have fantastic fashion sense, virtually single-handedly saved the world multiple times, are not at all narcissistic and, when pressed, are against laissez faire Capitalism marginally more than totalitarian Communism. Plus, you're a woman" though I may have added some of those words and re-arranged the letters in others.

(I dunno if Tenacious D qualify as metal gossi though they definitely raahhhhhck !)

Saje | November 16, 14:35 CET

I apologize. I usually read the threads pretty well, but somehow missed that. Cordelia, huh? Hee!

Don't worry, girls are totally into that spirituality and selflessness stuff. Play it up.

In terms of the metal, I would say there was a bit of it in season 1, with Dashboard Prophets and Far, though they're not heavy metal.

[ edited by dreamlogic on 2006-11-16 12:56 ]

dreamlogic | November 16, 14:54 CET

The D worships Dio. They are metal, if only in their heads. The pentagram logo they use is a dead giveaway. *snicker*

Charmuse | November 16, 15:18 CET

I am a Spike! I never really thought about it, but the description kinda fits. Not my most favoritest vampire, but it'll do! ;)

Miko | November 16, 17:33 CET

I'm Faith, too. Huh. I'm a professor of ethics, and avowedly not spiritual, but I scored 63% amorality and 45% spiritual. But it rocks to be Faith!

fruit punch mouth | November 16, 17:53 CET

I'm Faith too, apparently.
54% amorality, 54% passion, 45% spirituality, 27% selflessness

So what does it say about us that there are so many Faiths here?

anindoorkitty | November 16, 19:13 CET

I got Giles. I remember taking this test a looong time back, and I got Giles back then too.

Ameer | November 16, 19:20 CET

I got Dawn, and I'm pretty good with that. I was a little surprised, but Dawn grew to be a very strong character, and the description is very nice.

ariana75 | November 16, 19:37 CET

Giles

sungoesdark | November 16, 19:38 CET

GrrrArgh. Riley Finn. I'm not amused :-)

Blacklodge | November 16, 19:56 CET

I'm so glad I'm not the only Warren. I am an evil genius though, it has to be said.

[ edited by Mehitabel on 2006-11-16 18:11 ]

Mehitabel | November 16, 20:11 CET

I got Angel
45% amorality, 45% passion, 63% spirituality, 45% selflessness

foofaraw | November 16, 20:13 CET

I'm a Giles. Perhap I should give up right now.

Madhatter | November 16, 20:19 CET

"Buffy Summers
27% amorality, 63% passion, 45% spirituality, 81% selflessness
Well, what can one say? Passionate, down-to-earth, unfailingly moral (ehh, basically) and utterly selfless.

In short, a hero.

Congratulations!"

*ego inflates*

edited to add: Is 81% utterly?

[ edited by bandaids on 2006-11-16 19:12 ]

bandaids | November 16, 21:04 CET

Dammit, I'm Adam. And I see very few other Adams here -- are we rare, or just not admitting it?

pillboxed | November 16, 21:17 CET

Glorificus...Combination of High Amorality and low selflessness. Perhaps I should do some soul searching. Nah!

fey_girl | November 16, 21:29 CET

I took this test last year and several times since then, whenever I see it. And I get the exact same thing every time:

Dawn Summers
72% amorality, 63% passion, 63% spirituality, 63% selflessness
Dawn is a person driven by her love for her friends and her desire to make a difference. Perhaps you are, too. You're willing to do whatever is necessary to do what is right for those you care about, and sometimes this can get you in a little bit of trouble.

Most of all, however, you have a heart of gold.

Not that I dislike Dawn (she was pretty cool when she wasn't whiny) but I wanna know what you have to do to get say...Riley??????????

menomegirl | November 16, 21:43 CET

Congratulations, Bandaids!

dreamlogic | November 16, 21:44 CET

My Faith score and description:

"90% amorality, 72% passion, 45% spirituality, 18% selflessness
Faith is a powerhouse, and you might be, too. Passion-driven, down-to-earth, and willing to do what it takes to get things done and have a good time doing them, she is tough and sexy. Now, this test didn't rate your sexiness, but with these kinds of traits, that's probably true as well.

You rate as one of the most dynamic characters of the Buffy universe."

I can deal with that. It's accurate. :)

WhoIsOmega? | November 16, 21:45 CET

Ok, I too admit that I am an Adam. Steely logic with a nuclear core

mei_mei | November 16, 21:47 CET

I'm Willow :)
"45% amorality, 72% passion, 81% spirituality, 36% selflessness"

very accurate, actually--i am a very spiritual and passionate person...and i always related well to willow when i first started watching the show

buffyfanatic18 | November 16, 21:51 CET

No no no no Riley no no no no Finn!!!

God help me...

Mild Mike | November 16, 23:13 CET

Oh.. I said that I was Adam a while ago but it is not here for some reason. Maybe the monster in me erased without telling the inner Willow. Clearly!

Lovella | November 16, 23:55 CET

I'm Spike. I kicked ass on the selfishness scale and lack of spirituality. Might as well go for the trifecta and kick some puppies while hitting the Jack Daniels.

alexreager | November 17, 00:19 CET

I'm also Adam. *bites knuckles in fear*

pat32082 | November 17, 00:33 CET

I'm Spike. *grin*

72% amorality, 54% passion, 45% spirituality, 54% selflessness

Ruthless, passionate, ravenous and--when it comes to it--devoted to those you love. Sound okay? Sounds like Spike, a character at times a hero and others a villain, but always compelling, dynamic and driven.

Based on the results of this test, you're like Spike in every way but the fangs.

I'm soft on the inside. ;0)

lynnie | November 17, 00:58 CET

I haven't worked out the figures yet, but, all in all, Whedonesquers seem to be leaning a tad towards the evil, or at least, the amoral...

Woo-hoo! Go, Bad Perms, go! Get down with your bad lopsided-ass selves!

All Hail Her Scrumptiousness!

QuoterGal | November 17, 01:57 CET

I took this a while a go, the first time i had Buffy, the second Xander, and most recently Dawn.

Noclaf | November 17, 03:59 CET

Xander here. I clicked on the comments first and saw that Joss was a Faith (slightly surprised by the way) and then went on to the survey. I tried to answer truthfully and not in a way that might produce a Faith-like result - because (sniffle) it's hard to not give in to the pressure and try to be one of the cool kids. Alas, it confirmed my suspicions that I will never be that cool. But who doesn't love Xander right. And moral-ness abounds here QG, despite the fact that I do have a lopsided ass and have encountered PERMS FROM HELL. :)

onthedrift | November 17, 04:06 CET

Do not sleep easy, evil ones. I did a rough count through onthedrift's post and found good outnumbering evil 73 to 24.

That's only counting the unredeemed evil (Glorificus, Warren, and Adam) against all the rest. I didn't count reports of others from posters, even where I knew a spouse was a poster (Where you been, Ed? You too good for us? Or evil, as may be?)

To be fair, a lot of us are powerless and screechy Dawns and Xanders.

dreamlogic | November 17, 04:50 CET

Curses! (or words to that effect...)

(BTW, dreamlogic, apropos the fridge thread - can you receive a PDF at your e-address? If you make sure you don't have some kind of attachment-block up? "Cause I can send you a little sumpin'-sumpin' shortly...)

QuoterGal | November 17, 05:14 CET

To be fair, a lot of us are powerless and screechy Dawns and Xanders.

Oh, I don't know. I have a lot more physical power than Dawn does, and she has a pretty mean kick to the leg and pro surprise reflexes (taser to the neck, anyone?)... :P)

Tonya J | November 17, 06:03 CET

I'm Willow. Good enough for me!

lanora | November 17, 06:18 CET

I'm Spike, ya wankers!!
54% amorality, 72% passion, 36% spirituality, 63% selflessness

VerseRoamer | November 17, 06:26 CET

Sorry, doublepost. It was the minions' fault

[ edited by narnia on 2006-11-17 08:03 ]

narnia | November 17, 08:40 CET

Powerless and screechy? Hmm. Now I'm feeling better about my unredeemed evil goddessy-goodness self. And remember, my fellow Glorifici (waves at QuoterGal), we get minions!

narnia | November 17, 08:43 CET

I, too, am the "complicated, multi-faceted" Glorificus, along with: Donna Troy, narnia, luvspike, lone fashionable wolf, zeitgeist, Lady Brick, RavenuU, SpikeBad, batmarlowe...

I got Glory/Ben/Glory too...like all the cool kids!

Damnit...how do I get Faith??

nixygirl | November 17, 09:12 CET

Actually, the "minions" thing would be funnier if the folks who most resemble Glorifici were Harmony. Glory had servants, not minions. No one got Harmony, right? Or at least, aren't admitting they're most like Harmony.

Phew...

Tonya J | November 17, 10:14 CET

I'm a Cordy:
45% amorality, 63% passion, 45% spirituality, 36% selflessness

jam2 | November 17, 10:22 CET

Tonya: "Glory had servants, not minions."

•••

GLORY: "Yeah! That's it exactly! Oh. Sweet lumpy minion. You're the only one that understands." - Checkpoint

GLORY: "Never send a minion to do a god's work." - Blood Ties

BEN: "To what? What is she going to do? Send a six-pack of minions to bore me to death?" - Blood Ties

GLORY: "Mmm ... Vitamins... So I think you better rack your little minion brains, and tell me everything that you saw when you were spying on Buffy and her wacky pals." -- Tough Love

GLORY: "Hey! Minions, I can hear you. God-like ears don't miss much, you know what I'm sayin'?" -- The Weight of the World

•••

So then -- us sweaty-naughty-feelings-causing Glorifici will be wanting each and every minion we're entitled to, no more or no less. Fair's fair.

That's at least about a six-pack of minions for each of us...

QuoterGal | November 17, 11:34 CET

I call dibs on Jinx.

narnia | November 17, 11:46 CET

Okay, but I refuse to be your minion, QuoterGal.

Tonya J | November 17, 18:24 CET

Another Buffy here. Even though I chose to not sacrifice myself for strangers or enemimes ;-)

Buffy Summers
45% amorality, 81% passion, 45% spirituality, 54% selflessness

Karenina | November 17, 19:55 CET

Tonya J:"Okay, but I refuse to be your minion, QuoterGal."

Hee-hee, TonyaJ, agreed. I think a defining characteristic of a minion is a rather cringing subservience, so you'd hardly fit that bill, either as "Dawn" or TonyaJ.

I was thinking of using Craig's List, but if the other Glorifici want to go in with me, we can consider buying in bulk. I'd just like to avoid the leprous and the lumpy.

QuoterGal | November 18, 00:45 CET

Oh, God... I'm Riley. RILEY!

I've wasted my life.

Outsider | November 18, 14:39 CET

I was thinking of using Craig's List, but if the other Glorifici want to go in with me, we can consider buying in bulk...

I hate to say this about Craigslist but ... I'm thinking you could probably find some minions there. And I was ruminating after reading through this thread that I don't think I ever really fully appreciated Glorificus as much as I could have in the first couple of viewings of that arc. Her uber vain-ness is a throwback to my guilty pleasures movie viewing like the old Harryhausen films or something somewhat more recent like Clash of the Titans where the Greek Gods look down from the Heavens laughing and cruelly manipulating the poor mortals for their own amusement. That Glory had a keen fashion sense on top of that was just gravy.

Tonya J | November 19, 01:49 CET

i'm willow...

daylight | November 19, 05:49 CET

Dawn Summers
72% amorality, 72% passion, 63% spirituality, 54% selflessness

Hm... I'm okay with that.

Silv | November 20, 16:07 CET

Since I'm Giles and Joss is Faith, I could never control him.

My husband is also Giles. That makes us kind of gay.

Nebula1400 | November 21, 16:01 CET

Madam, I'm Adam, too hot to hoot.
No lemons, no melon, too bad I hid a boot.

GreatMuppetyOdin | November 22, 03:44 CET

I'm Giles, too. fits me to a tee, actually, right down to the glasses and the many rows of books in my house, just the female version.

[ edited by Harpy on 2006-12-09 06:04 ]

Harpy | December 09, 08:03 CET

Faith
72% amorality, 72% passion, 36% spirituality, 36% selflessness

zillah | February 06, 07:12 CET

November 16 2006