Arise and Seize the Pencils...
Our Evil(it's not evil) Master(we're not masters) Plan is ready to unleash(it's not a dog).(!)
Well, United Hollywood has fine-tuned the pencil concept into an organized and potentially awesomely visual penstravaganza! Witness the electronic mail messed forth to showrunner types:
Pencils2MediaMoguls
This week, United Hollywood (the blog) met with a group of showrunners who have particularly vocal fan bases. We discussed the fans’ eagerness to put their energy to use in a unified campaign, and this is what we came up with:
Several fan sites have suggested sending pencils into the networks and studios, and some of them are already doing it. It’s a great idea, and we’d like to take it a step further – get everyone buying pencils at the same time, from the same vendor, to be delivered in masses (like the peanuts were for Jericho.) All the fandoms working together, in concert. It seems that the conglomerates take it for granted that the fans will always be there to purchase content, that their concerns about the strike don’t matter. This is a chance for the fans to show that they do matter.
The campaign itself is fairly simple. We’d like to start it right away, and it goes like this:
Point the fans to http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com/, where there will be a banner or button allowing them to click through to buy boxes of pencils. The pencils are plain wooden #2’s, and the company uses sustainable farming for the wood (seriously. They do.) The pricing will be “a buck a box.” (Sustainably harvested wood pencils + PayPal cost per transaction puts us a little higher than the cost of a box if you buy at Office Depot, sorry.) If there’s any money left over, it will be donated to the Union Solidarity Fund, which is a nonprofit for non-WGA members affected by the strike.
When fans click to buy the pencils, they can choose to identify the show they are supporting if they want. (This will generate a database of fans by show – among other things, allowing showrunners to thank fans by group if they want to.)
The pencils will be delivered in bulk, by trucks, like the peanuts were. The deliveries will be to the 6 CEOs of the 6 congloms (Disney, News Corp, Viacom, Time Warner, CBS, GE) one by one – we’ll probably start with GE. If we get enough to pencils to do all 6, then we will. If we don’t, we’ll concentrate on one or two.
If the logistics can be worked out, showrunners who choose to can take part in a “load the pencils” photo op – unpacking the boxes of pencils and shoveling them into bins or boxes for transport to the CEO’s. The visual has the potential to be worth a thousand words – for the fans as well as the general public.
We will suggest that the fans send a message similar to this: “We’re all on the same page. Make a fair deal.”
This has the potential to be a historic moment in fan history – the first time that all fandoms band together to show that they are a force to be reckoned with to the corporate world. Given the passion and commitment the fans are already showing, this seems a good way to both show our appreciation and respect, as well as giving them the direction they’ve been requesting.
We hope you’ll be willing to join us in this effort. It won’t be our last.
Carol Barbee Jericho
John Aboud
United Hollywood
Jane Espenson
Buffy, Battlestar Galactica
Jeffrey Berman
United Hollywood
Rob McElhenney
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Laeta Kalogridis
United Hollywood
Ron Moore
Battlestar Galactica
Marti Noxon
Buffy, Private Practice
Jaime Paglia
Eureka
Bill Prady
Two and a Half Men
Shonda Rhimes
Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice
Stephanie Savage
Gossip Girl
Joss Whedon
Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse
Pretty offical sounding, huh? Like grown-ups would do. Well, I, as a showrunner... (but with no show... If I have no show, am I a showrunner? What would Jubal Early say?) Anyhoo I'm a tirribly impahtant Hollyville muckity so my opinion counts oodles. And I think this will be very cool. Let's make our (unsharpened) point. I seriously want to spend a day wading in actual pencils with a big ol' snowshovel. And I want the Execs to understand that forcing one show off the air can rouse the public to make themselves heard in a fairly dramatic fashion, but forcing ALL of them off the air... well, might just be a tetch more dramatical-er. Now you all kinda got your own Union. And it's time to strike.
"CBS and Fox, they think were nothin'!
Are we nothin'? NO!
CBS and Fox they think they got us,
Do they got us? NO!
Even though we all wear scarves and glasses,
We're a union, just by sayin' so...
And the world will know!"
So here goes.
Yours ever, -j.

swanland | November 17, 19:45 CET
But I s'pose this makes a bit more sense.
Good lookin' out sir.(!)
(did nobody but me watch Pinky and the Brain? C'mon!)
[ edited by bobw1o on 2007-11-17 19:47 ]
bobw1o | November 17, 19:46 CET
dreamlogic | November 17, 19:48 CET
Trek_Girl42 | November 17, 19:49 CET
Simon | November 17, 19:50 CET
I'm off to buy a bunch of pencils, and I've never been more excited to buy a bunch of pencils.
Dizzy | November 17, 19:53 CET
The Pencil Campaign rocks. I like that they are from the same vendor and environmentally friendly.
electricspacegirl | November 17, 19:54 CET
Ooh a Joss post only eight comments old.... I was going for 'Dollhouse' Simon, but I could always do a few more :)
The Do That Girl | November 17, 19:56 CET
Uh, Joss?
Should this happen, given that the pencils might arrive after the strike is settled?
Have you any words of whatever regarding the news that the Senior Partners are coming back to the table? Like hope-age, maybe? Dollhouse ... possible coming somewhat soonly?
tehabwa | November 17, 19:56 CET
I hope Joss forgives me if I thought of switching one or two of his pencils over to "Mad Men" (which is a precise rip-off of "Firefly" if Saffron were an uber-secretary and "Angel" if Connor got all screwed up again, only this time in a more Matthew Broderick kind of a way).
Oh, and speaking of the "The Daily Show"....
[ edited by bobster on 2007-11-17 20:20 ]
bobster | November 17, 19:56 CET
Dollhouse.
Angel. Firefly. Drive.
Dance, Rummy, Dance! Former Media Moguls Special (2010)
No, it's a serious question. I say Dollhouse.
dreamlogic | November 17, 19:58 CET
billz | November 17, 19:58 CET
ChosenOne5376 | November 17, 20:00 CET
Love's Bitch | November 17, 20:00 CET
kerfuffle | November 17, 20:04 CET
I'm planning to put a few dollars' worth of pencils toward each of my several favorites. Pushing Daisies, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother. And I'll happily add Dollhouse if it makes a difference.
In the Latin | November 17, 20:04 CET
swanland | November 17, 20:05 CET
Also, should fans4writers perhaps make a large purchase of pencils for all shows? Dunno how much is in that fund to spare for such a thing, but wouldn't be sweet if, say, a whole truck showed up with one purchase?
Maybe half a truck...
On second thought, maybe I'll take this question over to Fans4writers forums.
[ edited by bobw1o on 2007-11-17 20:07 ]
bobw1o | November 17, 20:06 CET
To be honest I am not watching many shows regularly, but I want these talented people to get a fair shake. I could put Dollhouse in, mostly to make a point...since it is not even in production, I must really be a fan of either Joss or ED. But I have not seen Battlestar Galactica, (I will. I will.) so though I support JE it does not make sense for me to identify myself as a fan of that show.
Bottom line: The writers need to have more faith in the fan's growing recognition of the writers themselves. Give fans the ability to be fans of the writers rather than the TV shows.
newcj | November 17, 20:11 CET
Kidding. Dollhouse.
Dizzy | November 17, 20:14 CET
Question is...what will they do with them all?
bubblecat | November 17, 20:20 CET
Shelly | November 17, 20:22 CET
Simon | November 17, 20:23 CET
It's exciting as hell that the AMPTP has made a move toward an agreement. But it's no guarantee that the strike will end, or that the AMPTP will feel real pressure to make an acceptable offer. This fight is not over until it's over. The Pencil Drive is a statement that the studios need to understand EVEN IF THERE HADN'T BEEN A STRIKE. This is about keeping the pressure on, the spirits high, the voices loud and damn well clear. We're not going to the table with animosity -- we want to work WITH the studios -- but we're not going back as anything other than a powerful union -- a union of unions: the WGA, all the unions affected by the strike, the unions like SAG and the DGA that will be affected by whatever precedent the WGA deal sets... and now the Fan Union. That's the union they'll be hearing from -- one they don't even know exists.
joss | November 17, 20:25 CET
And yeah, Dollhouse is what any Whedon fan should be putting for a specific show, no question.
Though i may go back and put a few more for Avenging Benji...
[ edited by bobw1o on 2007-11-17 20:31 ]
bobw1o | November 17, 20:27 CET
Great idea and I love that the pencils are environmentally friendly, too.
Syren | November 17, 20:28 CET
"Does the show think you're running it ?".
Up for this, I feel better not shafting the US Postal service too, especially with Christmas on the horizon (or the poor schlubs in the studio mail-rooms).
(i'm gonna spread the love around between "Dollhouse", "The Joss Whedon Experience" and a few others)
Saje | November 17, 20:30 CET
I wouldn't be here if not for Firefly. It may be gone, but it is not forgotten. It gets first billing from me.
leiasky | November 17, 20:30 CET
Or something. Because I'm all about making showrunners dance.
Allyson | November 17, 20:32 CET
Joss, I hope you are past the worst of your cold - and definitely look into getting (and using) a neti pot, as was suggested on a previous thread! You won't regret it.
[ edited by samatwitch on 2007-11-17 20:37 ]
samatwitch | November 17, 20:33 CET
And like Joss says, you have to play to the whistle everyone, it's no good slacking off before the end because that way Italy might score a late goal and crush your hopes of qualifying for Euro 2008. Err, just to pick an example at random.
Saje | November 17, 20:37 CET
bubblecat | November 17, 20:40 CET
Lady Brick | November 17, 20:40 CET
[sigh]
I'll never wash my computer monitor again....
Showrunners dancing to the "Time Warp"? Joss could shut his fans up permanently on one sore point by doing The Dance of Gratitude and popping it on YouTube.
tehabwa | November 17, 20:41 CET
Please keep blogging here Joss, it always makes my day to read a post written by you!
Vortigun | November 17, 20:41 CET
serenity_gail | November 17, 20:46 CET
I can't help it, this is just how my mind works.
Oh, and Saje, sounds like a good plan.
I have to go and buy pencils and pizza now.
newcj | November 17, 20:48 CET
And just because they are going back to the bargaining table doesn't mean that we let up! The President of the WGA just wrote:
"For 12 days I have repeated that a powerful strike means a short strike. In that time we have proven that bad news won't slow us down. Now it is equally important that we now prove that good news won't slow us down, either. We must remember that returning to the bargaining table is only a start. Our work is not done until we achieve a good contract and that is by no means assured. Accordingly, what we achieve in negotiations will be a direct result of how successfully we can keep up our determination and resolve."
SOLIDARITY!
embers | November 17, 20:50 CET
I'll send 50 boxes out of the Whedonesque.com kitty, also in support of Dollhouse.
The idea of pencils paid for by some random Dutch woman landing on a mogul's desk is kind of cool.
Caroline | November 17, 20:54 CET
beck | November 17, 20:55 CET
Allyson | November 17, 20:55 CET
Spikesgurl | November 17, 20:55 CET
kishi | November 17, 20:59 CET
I like that one! Jumping on your bandwagon, using it on my pencils.
Love's Bitch | November 17, 21:02 CET
$5 - Lost
$5 - House
Boy, that was so easy it was kinda scary.
melanie | November 17, 21:03 CET
Gill | November 17, 21:09 CET
Write On!
Pointy | November 17, 21:09 CET
I've paid my dues to the Fan Member Union! Does anyone know why they asked if I wanted "check cashing?" Wait a minute, I sent pencils to the Fan Member Credit Union. Damn.
We're all with you Joss!
alexreager | November 17, 21:10 CET
mifeng | November 17, 21:14 CET
lexigeek | November 17, 21:19 CET
mifeng | November 17, 21:14 CET
pie?
lexigeek | November 17, 21:19 CET"
That could get messy.
On the other hand is it already covered by pizza...pie?
I'm trying to send mine, but I am having Paypal problems. (Yep, it is all about the p-things.)
newcj | November 17, 21:22 CET
theonetruebix | November 17, 21:25 CET
ctofine | November 17, 21:25 CET
That depends bubblecat, my "we" might be further North than your "we" ;).
Italy put Scotland out depriving us of even the distant outside chance a draw would have given us by nicking a goal in injury time (ah well, c'est la vie, by which I mean "Bastards" ;) but the Israel/Russia result means England stand a decent chance of going through - they just need a draw against Croatia at home, not guaranteed but very doable. If they're your "we" then you're still in it ;).
Saje | November 17, 21:26 CET
sj | November 17, 21:34 CET
2) I just did a random search for Grey's Anatomy fansites (as an example of a popular show with lots of online fans, even though I don't watch it) and I didn't see anything on there about this campaign and hardly any mention of the strike. I guess I should be patient (it was only announced last night) but I hope this effort is not limited to us "radical" fans who tend to get more involved in this sort of stuff anyway, and really does spread all across all fandoms of all shows. I'm all for a United Fan Union -- I'm just not seeing it yet. How can we help reach the more "mainstream" fans of mainstream shows?
JudyKay7 | November 17, 21:40 CET
sorchasilver | November 17, 21:42 CET
Hey, if you've ever seen this show, you'll know why.
Anyway, I am hoping once both sides are stuffed with turkey, stuffing and I'm Sick of This Strike and I Want More Heroes, House and Dollhouse Like Now Pie (in honor of Keri Russell and Nathan Fillion), they will a deal done and give us fans the bestest Christmas ever...which, in turn will eventually be just as good for them, too. Honest, producers, if we can buy the writers pizza, and pencils for you, we'll pay the extra dime for DVD's or downloads to give the writers the royalty they deserve.
Now, off to see Southland Tales.
impalergeneral | November 17, 21:44 CET
Icon: http://www.fans4writers.com/images/pencils-200x120.jpg
Link: http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com/2007/11/pencils2mediamoguls.html
lexigeek | November 17, 21:44 CET
mifeng | November 17, 21:48 CET
Anyone else need a box, I have a few to spare!
I agree about helping get the word out, for the time-being I've been assuming F4W has been doing that, but I do not know to what success, haven't been able to keep up. Anyone can let us know? Otherwise I'll be happy to look around as well.
bobw1o | November 17, 21:48 CET
Still, I ordered 5 boxes. I'm in.
Edit: By 'wasting' I mean, will the pencils just be thrown away? Given to schools? Are we just stuffing the supply closets of every studio office for the next five years?
[ edited by Succatash on 2007-11-17 22:04 ]
Succatash | November 17, 21:49 CET
So easy and fun it could become ruinously addictive. I'm fighting the urge to go back and send pencils for Max Headroom, Cupid - basically anything that pops into my addled pate.
dreamlogic | November 17, 21:51 CET
We have some templates available on fans4writers.com to help you approach a fandom and invite them to get involved. (link) Unforutnately, there just aren't enough of us to reach out to every fandom, which is why we're trying to empower others to spread the word.
lexigeek | November 17, 21:53 CET
where did that parenthesis come from?
[ edited by jcs on 2007-11-17 22:00 ]
jcs | November 17, 21:59 CET
Oh, good. This is an opening to storytime.
During the last writers strike in 1988, ABC decided to reach back to unaired episodes of series it had cancelled. One of them was Max Headroom. The two unaired episodes that finally saw the light of day? One on manipulative advertising, and one on the importance of education and free speech -- two of the most blunt episodes they had made.
Gee, I wonder why they didn't air them the first time around.
theonetruebix | November 17, 22:06 CET
Well, I'm all stirred up to buy pencils in a way I'd never thought would happen. So off to purchase boxes of environmentally sensitive pencils, and show these high falutin' middle men that it's the writers and fans that make the executives' jobs possible.
Think I'll be buying several boxes too, and spread the love among all these amazing showrunners and series.
11thHour | November 17, 22:19 CET
impalergeneral | November 17, 22:22 CET
embers | November 17, 22:27 CET
cheesefan | November 17, 22:31 CET
Am supporting Dollhouse, of course! What a brilliant idea this is.
sandyg | November 17, 22:35 CET
And, all these posts are just making me itch to say...15 minutes into the future...
Joss is absolutely right about the announcement that negotiations will re-start: the issues are complex and very important to both sides, so the new contract will not be resolved quickly at all. To have any hope that they will negotiate in good faith, the AMPTP has to be reminded constantly that they can't get away with it anymore; the entire creative community realizes that they have been ridiculously unfair for decades, but now the public is on to them as well.
Saje, I know that what you're saying has something to do with sports, probably World Cup, but beyond that...I think I'm hearing what my cat hears when I tell him to stop walking across the computer keyboard when I'm trying to work.
Lastly, vaguely related to this thread (related to the strike, actually), people in New York City can enjoy a live performance of Saturday Night Live tonight at the UCB Theatre, and (not sure when) 30 Rock at the same venue, by most of the actual network casts. Live and off-Broadway, no picket lines to cross (there's a strike of stagehands on Broadway at the moment, too, although I think they're closer to resolving that).
swanland | November 17, 22:35 CET
Sorry Sage, I'm easily confused. I'm the other "we", the down-south soft type. Bliming football.
Erm.....back to the pencils everyone!
bubblecat | November 17, 22:37 CET
JudyKay7 | November 17, 22:41 CET
I'm broke, but I ordered $10 worth of pencils in the names of Joss and Dollhouse.
Nebula1400 | November 17, 22:41 CET
OzLady | November 17, 22:57 CET
karosurly | November 17, 23:02 CET
Livewire | November 17, 23:06 CET
toast | November 17, 23:10 CET
Big Damn Flan | November 17, 23:22 CET
My only fear is that they refuse delivery of the truckloads of pencils. Obviously they don't HAVE to let the trucks unload at their facilities, and these could wind up going to the suggested charities and/or landfill without the Moguls ever even knowing that they arrived...
TV Show You're Supporting: Firefly
TV Show You're Supporting: Anything by Joss Whedon
TV Show You're Supporting: Anything by Tim Minear
TV Show You're Supporting: Anything by Jane Espenson
TV Show You're Supporting: Life
TV Show You're Supporting: Pushing Daisies
TV Show You're Supporting: Chuck
TV Show You're Supporting: House
-Mike
Another Browncoat Cruise guest pondering changing his return flight for Mutant Enemy Day.
MikeTMC | November 17, 23:23 CET
If they did that in front of all the media attention, they'll look pretty darn silly.
Simon | November 17, 23:31 CET
Ditto.
electricspacegirl | November 17, 23:38 CET
But for me, this isn't just about entertainment -- even entertainment that does more than just that. It's part of the bigger picture. More and more, the people who do all the actual work get less and less, so the people who already have most of the money rake in huge profits.
We're moving toward a Feudal-type society in which a very, very few own almost everything, and all the rest of us are their serfs. This is just one type of example, where the people who make TV something more than a bunch of lush sets on film (who'd want to look at sets wherein nothing happens?) don't get any profit made from their sweat or their brilliance.
The more that ALL of us are there for ALL of us, the more chance we have of reversing this trend of the last several decades. "... for the unions made us strong" (for a brief while).
Now, would someone please HIRE me so I can be one of the oppressed workers?
;-)
tehabwa | November 17, 23:49 CET
death is my gift | November 17, 23:53 CET
That was rather easy. And rather fun. I may have to try it several more times :)
In addition, serendipity might allow me to do some promotion for this cause soon.
Mycroft | November 17, 23:55 CET
Meltha | November 17, 23:56 CET
Charmuse | November 17, 23:58 CET
It's always been like that, ain't going to change. So might as well have some fun and throw a few
spannerspencils in the works just so they notice us. It's like Angel and co versus the Senior Partners at the end of Not Fade Away. Except we might actually have a chance of winning.Simon | November 18, 00:00 CET
RavenU | November 18, 00:07 CET
nothingtofear79 | November 18, 00:07 CET
There's a dragon?
electricspacegirl | November 18, 00:17 CET
Harmalicious | November 18, 00:37 CET
-----------------
Posted on the two major LJ communities, _thefirefly_ and fireflyfans:
http://www.fans4writers.com/images/pencils-200x120.jpg
(Except, of course, the actual image is there and is linked to http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com/2007/11/pencils2mediamoguls.html)
In support of the writers strike! Joss speaks about Pencils2MediaMoguls at Whedonesque.
If the strike is still going on after the Browncoat Cruise, you might very well see pics of me on the picket lines on December 7th, which has been designated as Mutant Enemy Day.
Julesong | November 18, 00:37 CET
Bobbi | November 18, 00:40 CET
Cider | November 18, 00:43 CET
That would be Variety.
Simon | November 18, 00:47 CET
ozjenny | November 18, 00:54 CET
That's probably enough to be going on with for now. It's just amazing how many of the shows I still love are of the cancelled variety.
And come ME Day, I can't help but wear my none-too-arty glaases, but I'll also have popinjay scarves to hand out to the masses. I'm nothing if not effete.
QuoterGal | November 18, 00:57 CET
Not that I'm pimping Brian Lynch or anything.
embers | November 18, 01:14 CET
;)
Litwal | November 18, 01:24 CET
(he's not scabbing BTW because they're not making it for a studio - so if it becomes a success, it could signal something of a sea change)
Saje | November 18, 01:37 CET
kmb99 | November 18, 01:38 CET
gossi | November 18, 01:49 CET
Writers get paid residuals for reruns whether anyone watches or not. However, advertisers -not so fond of people not seeing their big expensive commercials. The internet? Well writers aren't getting paid for that anyway and same thing re: advertisers. Now, I know not buying DVDs will also screw writers out of their 4cents, but I don't think the studios will be too thrilled at the prospect of not selling as many DVDs during the x-mas holidays seeing as they make a lot more than 4 cents per DVD.
So, far the public opinion has been overwhelmingly in favor of the writers... Now, we just need to keep encouraging people to take action. The corporate swine may pay the writers' salaries but it's the consumers, the FANS, that pay theirs. Kick them MFs where it hurts. Once they have to start drinking Foldgers instead of $5 lattes, they'll be crying like babies and begging the writers to come back. HA!
Fight the power!
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 01:59 CET
swanjun | November 18, 02:11 CET
Litwal | November 18, 02:30 CET
$1 Jane Espenson projects.
$1 Marti Noxon projects.
$1 Tim Minear projects.
$1 Bryan Fuller projects.
And that's all my lunch money for today. Five dollars well spent.
P.S. I like the part that says "send the moguls a message."
JCapra | November 18, 02:38 CET
Am I the only one who was thinking the description line should actually read "Our Evil(it's not evil) Master(bater) Plan".
I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Mighty Moguls... bater.
Mort | November 18, 02:53 CET
They'd donate their allowances to the big pencil-push if I'd let them, but I think I'll cover this one.
meredith | November 18, 03:24 CET
SpikeBad | November 18, 03:26 CET
And just in case my comment gets lost among the shuffle, i just went ahead and sent 5 more on your behalf for "all things Whedon".
[ edited by skeezycheeses on 2007-11-18 03:40 ]
skeezycheeses | November 18, 03:31 CET
resa | November 18, 03:41 CET
Me, doing a double take: "Jamie?"
Him, in that weary voice that comes from getting up in the middle of the night to catch a flight and then wondering if there's any possibility that this strange woman actually knows you: "Yes."
Me: "I love your show!!"
Him, with wan smile: "Thanks."
Suzie | November 18, 04:15 CET
Battlestar Galactica
Chuck
Pushing Daisies
Friday Night Lights
"That'll put marzipan in [their] pie plate, bingo!"
narnia | November 18, 04:22 CET
The first 3 parts of Episode 1 are up right now and it's pretty good, it has the same naturalistic dialogue that made MSCL so good.
Kokomo | November 18, 04:25 CET
Lunakitty | November 18, 04:30 CET
LMAO!!!
I sent 5 more boxes in the names of 5 more shows. I'm completely broke now!
Nebula1400 | November 18, 05:00 CET
I'm in. ($20.00.)
Although I'm even more sure there will be "ss," since they're probably so unfamiliar with writing implements that they'll mistake them for suppositories. "This isn't a Blackberry! What am I supposed to do with it? Help!"
Chelleatrix | November 18, 05:42 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 05:45 CET
If anyone's got an address, I offer my Newsies soundtrack for the picket line. (Yes, I own the special edition DVD AND the cd.) :)
Hex | November 18, 05:47 CET
(duh!)
petranef | November 18, 05:56 CET
Milligan | November 18, 05:58 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 06:07 CET
Harmalicious | November 18, 06:35 CET
1) Create Pencil-Buying Ray
2) Float Akron, Ohio several miles above the Earth, threaten to drop it if people don't buy pencils.
3) Ask Satan for help (AGAIN).
4) Call everyone in the world simultaneously after inventing a really complicated machine (that one was mine!)
5) Bring pencils to life.
6) Beat the s#%& out of a penguin. (That was Humunculo, and, yeah, we're probably kicking him out.)
7) Kidnap Lois Lane.
I know. It's not perfect. And I'm really sorry about Humunculo -- we don't even know where he's going with half this stuff. Anyhoo, if any of you comes up with a good idea (or a really complicated machine allowing me to call every living being on the planet simultaneously) (I'm looking at YOU, Gossi...), then please speak up. Type up. Whatever. In the meanwhile, thanks again for impressing the E.L.E., and I look forward to the day when we will feast on the blood of our... internet residuals.
Best, Dr Horri -- a man.
joss | November 18, 07:06 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 07:07 CET
This was fun. I like fun.
I might send more later!!
XanFan32 | November 18, 07:07 CET
Better drop that plan for pencilfans.org, gossi. Apparently Joss wants something NON-webby.
(I suppose that the networks wouldn't let us get away with standing outside the window of The Today Show with pencil propaganda signs.)
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2007-11-18 07:12 ]
theonetruebix | November 18, 07:10 CET
lexigeek | November 18, 07:15 CET
Looking forward to "Dollhouse". Can't wait!
Madhatter | November 18, 07:16 CET
- Some writer-type person (like yourself, Joss) can write a column for a newspaper like the Times or WSJ and mention the pencils thing
- People can go hang out outside the Today Show with signs that say "Al Rocker's mom buys pencils." (is that not how that pun works?)
- Subliminal messages
- The original instant message: Giant baskets of food (I've gotten off track, haven't I)
- Ads taped to pizza boxes
- Send emails to blog writers writing about the writer's strike (Like LateShowWritersOnStrike.com: a lifesaver if you're me)
There are ways, Joss. There are ways.
Arabchick | November 18, 07:16 CET
- Dress like Charlton Heston kneeling down in front of a statute of the AMPTP and start yelling, "You did it, you finally did it, damn you all to hell!"
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2007-11-18 07:21 ]
theonetruebix | November 18, 07:19 CET
Back to this pencil thing, is there an address to send said funds?
About to ask Simon.
Madhatter | November 18, 07:37 CET
kazzmere | November 18, 07:51 CET
Madhatter, there's a paypal donation form here.
[ edited by lexigeek on 2007-11-18 07:53 ]
lexigeek | November 18, 07:53 CET
When we do fan campaigns, our goal is print. So I leave messages on reporters' voicemail, we take out Variety ads, we send letters to the editors of our local papers and to the entertainment reporters.
There's a weird issue with this.
I say this with all the love in the world, as someone who has run campaigns for your shows since I fell in love with BtVS many moons ago; it's sort a sticky situation when you have very, very wealthy showrunners asking fans to spend their money, asking fans to campaign on their behalf for the sake of you all making more money.
I just got a big fat royalty check, so I absolutely understand the issues, and I'm on your side. I went out to Fox to support the strike. I'm not coming from an ugly place on this, I swear.
It pains me to know that so many non-WGA workers are affected by the strike, and ultimately, I absolutely know it pains you as well.
So, I think that it is really important that you all put your money into it as well, and suggest that for every dollar the fans spend, the showrunners will donate a dollar to the Solidarity Fund for the crew folk.
Holidays are coming, you know?
I've always felt a sense of honor in this fandom, in your fandom, due to the charitable nature of, well, all of us. Your work has always inspired us to take care of our fellow humans.
So what say you? How about a dollar for dollar match? I know that it will encourage far more people to buy boxes of pencils. Right?
With love and respect,
Allyson
Allyson | November 18, 07:56 CET
Actually I think Arabchick is on the right track: getting the pencil thing mentioned in the newspaper, through ads or just through a sympathetic reporter (is there such a thing?).
embers | November 18, 07:58 CET
Although we could put up flyers on community bulliten boards like at local libraries and stores.
RavenU | November 18, 08:06 CET
Only if he's played by Ray Wise (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch Reaper).
electricspacegirl | November 18, 08:08 CET
Succatash | November 18, 08:11 CET
Double-Duty Dollars...is not a cool band name. But a cool concept!
Polter-Cow | November 18, 08:12 CET
I've done the following (in addition to buying some pencils myself):
1. Prayed to Satan (again). Starting to think he doesn't really exist. I told Him the plan was "totally evil" and nothin'!
2. Prayed to Jesus. Told him the Satan thing was just a little joke. Either He didn't buy that or he doesn't exist either.
3. Sent out a mass e-mail to friends and family and told them to buy pencils or the AMPTP would continue to exploit writers... and kill puppies and kittens. Hey, I have no proof they DON'T!
4. Tried to make a pencil buying ray out of an old TV remote. Don't think it worked but I think I need some fresh aaa batteries to be sure.
5. Made sweet love to myself. That didn't really help with the pencil thing but it made this writer pretty happy for about 8 minutes.
Then I came up with an awesome plan! Get our pal James Gunn to pledge to buy a box of pencils everytime he curses or makes reference to raping or being raped by Nathan Fillion. Surely, we'd have a few billion pencils by the end of the month....
but then I realized the flaw... we'd have to clear-cut the planet to make that many pencils and poor James would be broke and in debt for the rest of his life.
I still think #3 might help -especially if people buy the whole killing helpless baby animals and, really, who'd put that past Rupert Murdoch?
(DISCLAIMER: the above is a joke and I have no proof that Rupert Murdoch or anyone else kills puppies and kittens and therefore am not liable for slander.)
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 08:13 CET
ETA: I mean the matching thing.
[ edited by dreamlogic on 2007-11-18 08:24 ]
dreamlogic | November 18, 08:21 CET
Buffysmglover | November 18, 08:22 CET
theonetruebix | November 18, 08:23 CET
lexigeek | November 18, 08:28 CET
Katiger | November 18, 08:30 CET
LMAO. Everyone has such great ideas.I'd be willing to take part as a cameraman on "Eew, Picket Up" if someone could pay to get me to LA for ME Strike Day! LOL
Buffysmglover | November 18, 08:31 CET
Polter-Cow | November 18, 08:37 CET
electricspacegirl | November 18, 08:38 CET
If the showrunners agree, we could even come up with a goal, like $50,000 by December 21st. With ten showrunners agreeing, it'd be like 5K each for them, and we could have one of those thermometer thingies at unitedhollywood.
I bet the actors would help out with promotion as well, if, you know, Joss et al called some of them up.
Allyson | November 18, 08:42 CET
Perhaps even a seperate campaign to donate to them and the striking writers with a message to the studios from the fans saying something along the lines of: "Rather than buy any DVDs this holiday season, of which you'll get almost all the profit, we're giving our money directly to writers and the crew members affected by your refusal to give the writer a fair deal."
Yeah? Anyone?! I'd muck in for that.
[ edited by TommytheZombieSlayer on 2007-11-18 09:01 ]
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 08:42 CET
It means a greater thing if we're the ones sending stuff, each represented by a box of pencils, saying we support the writers. Keeps the campaign pure, because otherwise, if Joss sends a truck of pencils, it's a cheap stunt.
The writers would be responsible for matching us, dollar to dollar, to the Solidarity Fund.
There'd be no dilution of effort...but there would be an added measure of pure gratitude to those crew members who are totally fucked by the strike.
By doing this, we're actively supporting all the fine folks who have been entertaining the shit out of us all these years.
Also, in my plan, we are beltless.
[ edited by Allyson on 2007-11-18 08:53 ]
Allyson | November 18, 08:51 CET
Yeah, I've seen some pushback in various places because this is coming out of the UH camp, rather than directly from the fans. A matching campaign could reframe the conversation and get some positive media to boot, which in turn would increase awareness of the pencil campaign to the offline world.
lexigeek | November 18, 08:57 CET
Allyson's idea is great -- it'll be a pretty irresistable hook for the press types, too...unless they are utterly controlled by Evil Media Moguls :(
Uh, Joss, does the WGA have any PR person/firm in its corner or on staff, retainer, whatever you call it?
punkinpuss | November 18, 08:59 CET
The most successful Whedon inspired efforts have had a charity aspect attached. It even provides added incentive to fans--I wonder if it becomes tax deductible?
IMMORTAL | November 18, 09:00 CET
SaltyGoodness | November 18, 09:04 CET
heh.
Allyson | November 18, 09:06 CET
Gotta love those Andrew stories!
I just want to say, and no offense at all Allyson, how weird would it be if when Joss finally recognizes you and everything you've done for the fandom, its online at his weblog and not one of the times you've met him face-to-face?
You could write a sequel and call it "Will the Vampire People Please Purchase Pencils?"
Buffysmglover | November 18, 09:08 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 09:12 CET
It makes me feel bad about my intention to only give you 3 stars on Amazon... some day... when I got around to it. Also, the comments I made to one of my co-workers about it while reading it instead of working. (Actually, it would be 3 and 1/2 if they allowed halfs.)
The book may still only be 3 (and 1/2) stars, but this idea is stellar! (Star... stellar ::ahem:: Yeah, I suck.)
Chelleatrix | November 18, 09:15 CET
Polter-Cow | November 18, 09:16 CET
Um, I guess it's better than two stars? So thanks?
Does that work?
Allyson | November 18, 09:20 CET
At the same time, remember this isn't really writers asking fans to spend their money. It was the fans' idea and initiative. United Hollywood found a way to streamline the process that I think makes it more powerful and probably more cost-effective (as well as environmentally friendly) than it would have been to do it the way we planned, by sending individual pencils through the mail (which we're still free to do).
lexigeek and other F4W folk, would it be feasible for F4W to take over the running of Pencils2MediaMoguls from UH? I know it's asking a lot, but it could appease the concerns about where this is coming from. (But would it dilute the awareness, even if UH linked to it?...)
p.s. Dude, Joss, drop Akron. Really not a big deal. It'll be missed about as much as Stamford, CT.
p.p.s. Just kidding, Akron and Stamford. Keep it classy!
jam2 | November 18, 09:24 CET
I mean I totally get the perspective but who's going to match? All the showrunners? That's a big commitment. Hopefully it would be a lot of money and it could possibly backfire if it turns into more money than those commited to matching can reasonably afford.
In other words, I'm down with the idea in spirit but there's a lot of logistics in getting enough successful writers on board to make it reasonable and then where do you draw the line of what's reasonable to match? I think just setting up something to help donate money to non-WGA members affected by the strike is a pretty noble, compassionate thing... and if some writers want to come in and say, I'll match every dollar up to X amount or start the fund off with a big donation, that still accomplishes the goal of helping and showing that the writers are trying to help the non-writers affected -unlike the studios. Win-win.
Again, not trying to contradict you because I think you're right. Just trying to bounce the logistics of it all off all y'all.
Although... BELTLESS?! You're insane! My pantaloons'll fall down and I'll trip and hurt myself!
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 09:25 CET
Polter-Cow | November 18, 09:27 CET
Chelleatrix | November 18, 09:29 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 09:32 CET
I don't think it would, for a couple of reasons. First, UH were the ones that struck the deal with the pencil company, and migrating that to us would be a logistical nightmare. Second, we don't have the infrastructure or manpower to take the orders and fill the trucks. Finally, and probably most importantly, the campaign is already out there. Moving it now would make it look like we're trying to cover up UH's involvement, which wouldn't look good for anyone involved.
I think