Arise and Seize the Pencils...
Our Evil(it's not evil) Master(we're not masters) Plan is ready to unleash(it's not a dog).(!)
Well, United Hollywood has fine-tuned the pencil concept into an organized and potentially awesomely visual penstravaganza! Witness the electronic mail messed forth to showrunner types:
Pencils2MediaMoguls
This week, United Hollywood (the blog) met with a group of showrunners who have particularly vocal fan bases. We discussed the fans’ eagerness to put their energy to use in a unified campaign, and this is what we came up with:
Several fan sites have suggested sending pencils into the networks and studios, and some of them are already doing it. It’s a great idea, and we’d like to take it a step further – get everyone buying pencils at the same time, from the same vendor, to be delivered in masses (like the peanuts were for Jericho.) All the fandoms working together, in concert. It seems that the conglomerates take it for granted that the fans will always be there to purchase content, that their concerns about the strike don’t matter. This is a chance for the fans to show that they do matter.
The campaign itself is fairly simple. We’d like to start it right away, and it goes like this:
Point the fans to http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com/, where there will be a banner or button allowing them to click through to buy boxes of pencils. The pencils are plain wooden #2’s, and the company uses sustainable farming for the wood (seriously. They do.) The pricing will be “a buck a box.” (Sustainably harvested wood pencils + PayPal cost per transaction puts us a little higher than the cost of a box if you buy at Office Depot, sorry.) If there’s any money left over, it will be donated to the Union Solidarity Fund, which is a nonprofit for non-WGA members affected by the strike.
When fans click to buy the pencils, they can choose to identify the show they are supporting if they want. (This will generate a database of fans by show – among other things, allowing showrunners to thank fans by group if they want to.)
The pencils will be delivered in bulk, by trucks, like the peanuts were. The deliveries will be to the 6 CEOs of the 6 congloms (Disney, News Corp, Viacom, Time Warner, CBS, GE) one by one – we’ll probably start with GE. If we get enough to pencils to do all 6, then we will. If we don’t, we’ll concentrate on one or two.
If the logistics can be worked out, showrunners who choose to can take part in a “load the pencils” photo op – unpacking the boxes of pencils and shoveling them into bins or boxes for transport to the CEO’s. The visual has the potential to be worth a thousand words – for the fans as well as the general public.
We will suggest that the fans send a message similar to this: “We’re all on the same page. Make a fair deal.”
This has the potential to be a historic moment in fan history – the first time that all fandoms band together to show that they are a force to be reckoned with to the corporate world. Given the passion and commitment the fans are already showing, this seems a good way to both show our appreciation and respect, as well as giving them the direction they’ve been requesting.
We hope you’ll be willing to join us in this effort. It won’t be our last.
Carol Barbee Jericho
John Aboud
United Hollywood
Jane Espenson
Buffy, Battlestar Galactica
Jeffrey Berman
United Hollywood
Rob McElhenney
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Laeta Kalogridis
United Hollywood
Ron Moore
Battlestar Galactica
Marti Noxon
Buffy, Private Practice
Jaime Paglia
Eureka
Bill Prady
Two and a Half Men
Shonda Rhimes
Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice
Stephanie Savage
Gossip Girl
Joss Whedon
Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse
Pretty offical sounding, huh? Like grown-ups would do. Well, I, as a showrunner... (but with no show... If I have no show, am I a showrunner? What would Jubal Early say?) Anyhoo I'm a tirribly impahtant Hollyville muckity so my opinion counts oodles. And I think this will be very cool. Let's make our (unsharpened) point. I seriously want to spend a day wading in actual pencils with a big ol' snowshovel. And I want the Execs to understand that forcing one show off the air can rouse the public to make themselves heard in a fairly dramatic fashion, but forcing ALL of them off the air... well, might just be a tetch more dramatical-er. Now you all kinda got your own Union. And it's time to strike.
"CBS and Fox, they think were nothin'!
Are we nothin'? NO!
CBS and Fox they think they got us,
Do they got us? NO!
Even though we all wear scarves and glasses,
We're a union, just by sayin' so...
And the world will know!"
So here goes.
Yours ever, -j.
November 17 2007
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swanland | November 17, 22:45 CET
But I s'pose this makes a bit more sense.
Good lookin' out sir.(!)
(did nobody but me watch Pinky and the Brain? C'mon!)
[ edited by bobw1o on 2007-11-17 19:47 ]
bobw1o | November 17, 22:46 CET
dreamlogic | November 17, 22:48 CET
Trek_Girl42 | November 17, 22:49 CET
Simon | November 17, 22:50 CET
I'm off to buy a bunch of pencils, and I've never been more excited to buy a bunch of pencils.
Dizzy | November 17, 22:53 CET
The Pencil Campaign rocks. I like that they are from the same vendor and environmentally friendly.
electricspacegirl | November 17, 22:54 CET
Ooh a Joss post only eight comments old.... I was going for 'Dollhouse' Simon, but I could always do a few more :)
The Do That Girl | November 17, 22:56 CET
Uh, Joss?
Should this happen, given that the pencils might arrive after the strike is settled?
Have you any words of whatever regarding the news that the Senior Partners are coming back to the table? Like hope-age, maybe? Dollhouse ... possible coming somewhat soonly?
tehabwa | November 17, 22:56 CET
I hope Joss forgives me if I thought of switching one or two of his pencils over to "Mad Men" (which is a precise rip-off of "Firefly" if Saffron were an uber-secretary and "Angel" if Connor got all screwed up again, only this time in a more Matthew Broderick kind of a way).
Oh, and speaking of the "The Daily Show"....
[ edited by bobster on 2007-11-17 20:20 ]
bobster | November 17, 22:56 CET
Dollhouse.
Angel. Firefly. Drive.
Dance, Rummy, Dance! Former Media Moguls Special (2010)
No, it's a serious question. I say Dollhouse.
dreamlogic | November 17, 22:58 CET
billz | November 17, 22:58 CET
ChosenOne5376 | November 17, 23:00 CET
Love's Bitch | November 17, 23:00 CET
kerfuffle | November 17, 23:04 CET
I'm planning to put a few dollars' worth of pencils toward each of my several favorites. Pushing Daisies, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother. And I'll happily add Dollhouse if it makes a difference.
In the Latin | November 17, 23:04 CET
swanland | November 17, 23:05 CET
Also, should fans4writers perhaps make a large purchase of pencils for all shows? Dunno how much is in that fund to spare for such a thing, but wouldn't be sweet if, say, a whole truck showed up with one purchase?
Maybe half a truck...
On second thought, maybe I'll take this question over to Fans4writers forums.
[ edited by bobw1o on 2007-11-17 20:07 ]
bobw1o | November 17, 23:06 CET
To be honest I am not watching many shows regularly, but I want these talented people to get a fair shake. I could put Dollhouse in, mostly to make a point...since it is not even in production, I must really be a fan of either Joss or ED. But I have not seen Battlestar Galactica, (I will. I will.) so though I support JE it does not make sense for me to identify myself as a fan of that show.
Bottom line: The writers need to have more faith in the fan's growing recognition of the writers themselves. Give fans the ability to be fans of the writers rather than the TV shows.
newcj | November 17, 23:11 CET
Kidding. Dollhouse.
Dizzy | November 17, 23:14 CET
Question is...what will they do with them all?
bubblecat | November 17, 23:20 CET
Shelly | November 17, 23:22 CET
Simon | November 17, 23:23 CET
It's exciting as hell that the AMPTP has made a move toward an agreement. But it's no guarantee that the strike will end, or that the AMPTP will feel real pressure to make an acceptable offer. This fight is not over until it's over. The Pencil Drive is a statement that the studios need to understand EVEN IF THERE HADN'T BEEN A STRIKE. This is about keeping the pressure on, the spirits high, the voices loud and damn well clear. We're not going to the table with animosity -- we want to work WITH the studios -- but we're not going back as anything other than a powerful union -- a union of unions: the WGA, all the unions affected by the strike, the unions like SAG and the DGA that will be affected by whatever precedent the WGA deal sets... and now the Fan Union. That's the union they'll be hearing from -- one they don't even know exists.
joss | November 17, 23:25 CET
And yeah, Dollhouse is what any Whedon fan should be putting for a specific show, no question.
Though i may go back and put a few more for Avenging Benji...
[ edited by bobw1o on 2007-11-17 20:31 ]
bobw1o | November 17, 23:27 CET
Great idea and I love that the pencils are environmentally friendly, too.
Syren | November 17, 23:28 CET
"Does the show think you're running it ?".
Up for this, I feel better not shafting the US Postal service too, especially with Christmas on the horizon (or the poor schlubs in the studio mail-rooms).
(i'm gonna spread the love around between "Dollhouse", "The Joss Whedon Experience" and a few others)
Saje | November 17, 23:30 CET
I wouldn't be here if not for Firefly. It may be gone, but it is not forgotten. It gets first billing from me.
leiasky | November 17, 23:30 CET
Or something. Because I'm all about making showrunners dance.
Allyson | November 17, 23:32 CET
Joss, I hope you are past the worst of your cold - and definitely look into getting (and using) a neti pot, as was suggested on a previous thread! You won't regret it.
[ edited by samatwitch on 2007-11-17 20:37 ]
samatwitch | November 17, 23:33 CET
And like Joss says, you have to play to the whistle everyone, it's no good slacking off before the end because that way Italy might score a late goal and crush your hopes of qualifying for Euro 2008. Err, just to pick an example at random.
Saje | November 17, 23:37 CET
bubblecat | November 17, 23:40 CET
Lady Brick | November 17, 23:40 CET
[sigh]
I'll never wash my computer monitor again....
Showrunners dancing to the "Time Warp"? Joss could shut his fans up permanently on one sore point by doing The Dance of Gratitude and popping it on YouTube.
tehabwa | November 17, 23:41 CET
Please keep blogging here Joss, it always makes my day to read a post written by you!
Vortigun | November 17, 23:41 CET
serenity_gail | November 17, 23:46 CET
I can't help it, this is just how my mind works.
Oh, and Saje, sounds like a good plan.
I have to go and buy pencils and pizza now.
newcj | November 17, 23:48 CET
And just because they are going back to the bargaining table doesn't mean that we let up! The President of the WGA just wrote:
"For 12 days I have repeated that a powerful strike means a short strike. In that time we have proven that bad news won't slow us down. Now it is equally important that we now prove that good news won't slow us down, either. We must remember that returning to the bargaining table is only a start. Our work is not done until we achieve a good contract and that is by no means assured. Accordingly, what we achieve in negotiations will be a direct result of how successfully we can keep up our determination and resolve."
SOLIDARITY!
embers | November 17, 23:50 CET
I'll send 50 boxes out of the Whedonesque.com kitty, also in support of Dollhouse.
The idea of pencils paid for by some random Dutch woman landing on a mogul's desk is kind of cool.
Caroline | November 17, 23:54 CET
beck | November 17, 23:55 CET
Allyson | November 17, 23:55 CET
Spikesgurl | November 17, 23:55 CET
kishi | November 17, 23:59 CET
I like that one! Jumping on your bandwagon, using it on my pencils.
Love's Bitch | November 18, 00:02 CET
$5 - Lost
$5 - House
Boy, that was so easy it was kinda scary.
pillboxed | November 18, 00:03 CET
Gill | November 18, 00:09 CET
Write On!
Pointy | November 18, 00:09 CET
I've paid my dues to the Fan Member Union! Does anyone know why they asked if I wanted "check cashing?" Wait a minute, I sent pencils to the Fan Member Credit Union. Damn.
We're all with you Joss!
alexreager | November 18, 00:10 CET
mifeng | November 18, 00:14 CET
lexigeek | November 18, 00:19 CET
mifeng | November 17, 21:14 CET
pie?
lexigeek | November 17, 21:19 CET"
That could get messy.
On the other hand is it already covered by pizza...pie?
I'm trying to send mine, but I am having Paypal problems. (Yep, it is all about the p-things.)
newcj | November 18, 00:22 CET
The One True b!X | November 18, 00:25 CET
ctofine | November 18, 00:25 CET
That depends bubblecat, my "we" might be further North than your "we" ;).
Italy put Scotland out depriving us of even the distant outside chance a draw would have given us by nicking a goal in injury time (ah well, c'est la vie, by which I mean "Bastards" ;) but the Israel/Russia result means England stand a decent chance of going through - they just need a draw against Croatia at home, not guaranteed but very doable. If they're your "we" then you're still in it ;).
Saje | November 18, 00:26 CET
sj | November 18, 00:34 CET
2) I just did a random search for Grey's Anatomy fansites (as an example of a popular show with lots of online fans, even though I don't watch it) and I didn't see anything on there about this campaign and hardly any mention of the strike. I guess I should be patient (it was only announced last night) but I hope this effort is not limited to us "radical" fans who tend to get more involved in this sort of stuff anyway, and really does spread all across all fandoms of all shows. I'm all for a United Fan Union -- I'm just not seeing it yet. How can we help reach the more "mainstream" fans of mainstream shows?
JudyKay7 | November 18, 00:40 CET
sorchasilver | November 18, 00:42 CET
Hey, if you've ever seen this show, you'll know why.
Anyway, I am hoping once both sides are stuffed with turkey, stuffing and I'm Sick of This Strike and I Want More Heroes, House and Dollhouse Like Now Pie (in honor of Keri Russell and Nathan Fillion), they will a deal done and give us fans the bestest Christmas ever...which, in turn will eventually be just as good for them, too. Honest, producers, if we can buy the writers pizza, and pencils for you, we'll pay the extra dime for DVD's or downloads to give the writers the royalty they deserve.
Now, off to see Southland Tales.
impalergeneral | November 18, 00:44 CET
Icon: http://www.fans4writers.com/images/pencils-200x120.jpg
Link: http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com/2007/11/pencils2mediamoguls.html
lexigeek | November 18, 00:44 CET
mifeng | November 18, 00:48 CET
Anyone else need a box, I have a few to spare!
I agree about helping get the word out, for the time-being I've been assuming F4W has been doing that, but I do not know to what success, haven't been able to keep up. Anyone can let us know? Otherwise I'll be happy to look around as well.
bobw1o | November 18, 00:48 CET
Still, I ordered 5 boxes. I'm in.
Edit: By 'wasting' I mean, will the pencils just be thrown away? Given to schools? Are we just stuffing the supply closets of every studio office for the next five years?
[ edited by Succatash on 2007-11-17 22:04 ]
Succatash | November 18, 00:49 CET
So easy and fun it could become ruinously addictive. I'm fighting the urge to go back and send pencils for Max Headroom, Cupid - basically anything that pops into my addled pate.
dreamlogic | November 18, 00:51 CET
We have some templates available on fans4writers.com to help you approach a fandom and invite them to get involved. (link) Unforutnately, there just aren't enough of us to reach out to every fandom, which is why we're trying to empower others to spread the word.
lexigeek | November 18, 00:53 CET
where did that parenthesis come from?
[ edited by jcs on 2007-11-17 22:00 ]
jcs | November 18, 00:59 CET
Oh, good. This is an opening to storytime.
During the last writers strike in 1988, ABC decided to reach back to unaired episodes of series it had cancelled. One of them was Max Headroom. The two unaired episodes that finally saw the light of day? One on manipulative advertising, and one on the importance of education and free speech -- two of the most blunt episodes they had made.
Gee, I wonder why they didn't air them the first time around.
The One True b!X | November 18, 01:06 CET
Well, I'm all stirred up to buy pencils in a way I'd never thought would happen. So off to purchase boxes of environmentally sensitive pencils, and show these high falutin' middle men that it's the writers and fans that make the executives' jobs possible.
Think I'll be buying several boxes too, and spread the love among all these amazing showrunners and series.
11thHour | November 18, 01:19 CET
impalergeneral | November 18, 01:22 CET
embers | November 18, 01:27 CET
cheesefan | November 18, 01:31 CET
Am supporting Dollhouse, of course! What a brilliant idea this is.
sandyg | November 18, 01:35 CET
And, all these posts are just making me itch to say...15 minutes into the future...
Joss is absolutely right about the announcement that negotiations will re-start: the issues are complex and very important to both sides, so the new contract will not be resolved quickly at all. To have any hope that they will negotiate in good faith, the AMPTP has to be reminded constantly that they can't get away with it anymore; the entire creative community realizes that they have been ridiculously unfair for decades, but now the public is on to them as well.
Saje, I know that what you're saying has something to do with sports, probably World Cup, but beyond that...I think I'm hearing what my cat hears when I tell him to stop walking across the computer keyboard when I'm trying to work.
Lastly, vaguely related to this thread (related to the strike, actually), people in New York City can enjoy a live performance of Saturday Night Live tonight at the UCB Theatre, and (not sure when) 30 Rock at the same venue, by most of the actual network casts. Live and off-Broadway, no picket lines to cross (there's a strike of stagehands on Broadway at the moment, too, although I think they're closer to resolving that).
swanland | November 18, 01:35 CET
Sorry Sage, I'm easily confused. I'm the other "we", the down-south soft type. Bliming football.
Erm.....back to the pencils everyone!
bubblecat | November 18, 01:37 CET
JudyKay7 | November 18, 01:41 CET
I'm broke, but I ordered $10 worth of pencils in the names of Joss and Dollhouse.
Nebula1400 | November 18, 01:41 CET
OzLady | November 18, 01:57 CET
karosurly | November 18, 02:02 CET
Livewire | November 18, 02:06 CET
toast | November 18, 02:10 CET
FruitPunchMouth27 | November 18, 02:22 CET
My only fear is that they refuse delivery of the truckloads of pencils. Obviously they don't HAVE to let the trucks unload at their facilities, and these could wind up going to the suggested charities and/or landfill without the Moguls ever even knowing that they arrived...
TV Show You're Supporting: Firefly
TV Show You're Supporting: Anything by Joss Whedon
TV Show You're Supporting: Anything by Tim Minear
TV Show You're Supporting: Anything by Jane Espenson
TV Show You're Supporting: Life
TV Show You're Supporting: Pushing Daisies
TV Show You're Supporting: Chuck
TV Show You're Supporting: House
-Mike
Another Browncoat Cruise guest pondering changing his return flight for Mutant Enemy Day.
MikeTMC | November 18, 02:23 CET
If they did that in front of all the media attention, they'll look pretty darn silly.
Simon | November 18, 02:31 CET
Ditto.
electricspacegirl | November 18, 02:38 CET
But for me, this isn't just about entertainment -- even entertainment that does more than just that. It's part of the bigger picture. More and more, the people who do all the actual work get less and less, so the people who already have most of the money rake in huge profits.
We're moving toward a Feudal-type society in which a very, very few own almost everything, and all the rest of us are their serfs. This is just one type of example, where the people who make TV something more than a bunch of lush sets on film (who'd want to look at sets wherein nothing happens?) don't get any profit made from their sweat or their brilliance.
The more that ALL of us are there for ALL of us, the more chance we have of reversing this trend of the last several decades. "... for the unions made us strong" (for a brief while).
Now, would someone please HIRE me so I can be one of the oppressed workers?
;-)
tehabwa | November 18, 02:49 CET
death is my gift | November 18, 02:53 CET
That was rather easy. And rather fun. I may have to try it several more times :)
In addition, serendipity might allow me to do some promotion for this cause soon.
Mycroft | November 18, 02:55 CET
Meltha | November 18, 02:56 CET
Charmuse | November 18, 02:58 CET
It's always been like that, ain't going to change. So might as well have some fun and throw a few
spannerspencils in the works just so they notice us. It's like Angel and co versus the Senior Partners at the end of Not Fade Away. Except we might actually have a chance of winning.Simon | November 18, 03:00 CET
RavenU | November 18, 03:07 CET
nothingtofear79 | November 18, 03:07 CET
There's a dragon?
electricspacegirl | November 18, 03:17 CET
Harmalicious | November 18, 03:37 CET
-----------------
Posted on the two major LJ communities, _thefirefly_ and fireflyfans:
http://www.fans4writers.com/images/pencils-200x120.jpg
(Except, of course, the actual image is there and is linked to http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com/2007/11/pencils2mediamoguls.html)
In support of the writers strike! Joss speaks about Pencils2MediaMoguls at Whedonesque.
If the strike is still going on after the Browncoat Cruise, you might very well see pics of me on the picket lines on December 7th, which has been designated as Mutant Enemy Day.
Julesong | November 18, 03:37 CET
Bobbi | November 18, 03:40 CET
Cider | November 18, 03:43 CET
That would be Variety.
Simon | November 18, 03:47 CET
ozjenny | November 18, 03:54 CET
That's probably enough to be going on with for now. It's just amazing how many of the shows I still love are of the cancelled variety.
And come ME Day, I can't help but wear my none-too-arty glaases, but I'll also have popinjay scarves to hand out to the masses. I'm nothing if not effete.
QuoterGal | November 18, 03:57 CET
Not that I'm pimping Brian Lynch or anything.
embers | November 18, 04:14 CET
;)
Litwal | November 18, 04:24 CET
(he's not scabbing BTW because they're not making it for a studio - so if it becomes a success, it could signal something of a sea change)
Saje | November 18, 04:37 CET
kmb99 | November 18, 04:38 CET
gossi | November 18, 04:49 CET
Writers get paid residuals for reruns whether anyone watches or not. However, advertisers -not so fond of people not seeing their big expensive commercials. The internet? Well writers aren't getting paid for that anyway and same thing re: advertisers. Now, I know not buying DVDs will also screw writers out of their 4cents, but I don't think the studios will be too thrilled at the prospect of not selling as many DVDs during the x-mas holidays seeing as they make a lot more than 4 cents per DVD.
So, far the public opinion has been overwhelmingly in favor of the writers... Now, we just need to keep encouraging people to take action. The corporate swine may pay the writers' salaries but it's the consumers, the FANS, that pay theirs. Kick them MFs where it hurts. Once they have to start drinking Foldgers instead of $5 lattes, they'll be crying like babies and begging the writers to come back. HA!
Fight the power!
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 04:59 CET
swanjun | November 18, 05:11 CET
Litwal | November 18, 05:30 CET
$1 Jane Espenson projects.
$1 Marti Noxon projects.
$1 Tim Minear projects.
$1 Bryan Fuller projects.
And that's all my lunch money for today. Five dollars well spent.
P.S. I like the part that says "send the moguls a message."
JCapra | November 18, 05:38 CET
Am I the only one who was thinking the description line should actually read "Our Evil(it's not evil) Master(bater) Plan".
I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Mighty Moguls... bater.
Mort | November 18, 05:53 CET
They'd donate their allowances to the big pencil-push if I'd let them, but I think I'll cover this one.
meredith | November 18, 06:24 CET
SpikeBad | November 18, 06:26 CET
And just in case my comment gets lost among the shuffle, i just went ahead and sent 5 more on your behalf for "all things Whedon".
[ edited by skeezycheeses on 2007-11-18 03:40 ]
skeezycheeses | November 18, 06:31 CET
resa | November 18, 06:41 CET
Me, doing a double take: "Jamie?"
Him, in that weary voice that comes from getting up in the middle of the night to catch a flight and then wondering if there's any possibility that this strange woman actually knows you: "Yes."
Me: "I love your show!!"
Him, with wan smile: "Thanks."
Suzie | November 18, 07:15 CET
Battlestar Galactica
Chuck
Pushing Daisies
Friday Night Lights
"That'll put marzipan in [their] pie plate, bingo!"
narnia | November 18, 07:22 CET
The first 3 parts of Episode 1 are up right now and it's pretty good, it has the same naturalistic dialogue that made MSCL so good.
Kokomo | November 18, 07:25 CET
Lunakitty | November 18, 07:30 CET
LMAO!!!
I sent 5 more boxes in the names of 5 more shows. I'm completely broke now!
Nebula1400 | November 18, 08:00 CET
I'm in. ($20.00.)
Although I'm even more sure there will be "ss," since they're probably so unfamiliar with writing implements that they'll mistake them for suppositories. "This isn't a Blackberry! What am I supposed to do with it? Help!"
Chelleatrix | November 18, 08:42 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 08:45 CET
If anyone's got an address, I offer my Newsies soundtrack for the picket line. (Yes, I own the special edition DVD AND the cd.) :)
Hex | November 18, 08:47 CET
(duh!)
petranef | November 18, 08:56 CET
Milligan | November 18, 08:58 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 09:07 CET
Harmalicious | November 18, 09:35 CET
1) Create Pencil-Buying Ray
2) Float Akron, Ohio several miles above the Earth, threaten to drop it if people don't buy pencils.
3) Ask Satan for help (AGAIN).
4) Call everyone in the world simultaneously after inventing a really complicated machine (that one was mine!)
5) Bring pencils to life.
6) Beat the s#%& out of a penguin. (That was Humunculo, and, yeah, we're probably kicking him out.)
7) Kidnap Lois Lane.
I know. It's not perfect. And I'm really sorry about Humunculo -- we don't even know where he's going with half this stuff. Anyhoo, if any of you comes up with a good idea (or a really complicated machine allowing me to call every living being on the planet simultaneously) (I'm looking at YOU, Gossi...), then please speak up. Type up. Whatever. In the meanwhile, thanks again for impressing the E.L.E., and I look forward to the day when we will feast on the blood of our... internet residuals.
Best, Dr Horri -- a man.
joss | November 18, 10:06 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 10:07 CET
This was fun. I like fun.
I might send more later!!
XanFan32 | November 18, 10:07 CET
Better drop that plan for pencilfans.org, gossi. Apparently Joss wants something NON-webby.
(I suppose that the networks wouldn't let us get away with standing outside the window of The Today Show with pencil propaganda signs.)
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2007-11-18 07:12 ]
The One True b!X | November 18, 10:10 CET
lexigeek | November 18, 10:15 CET
Looking forward to "Dollhouse". Can't wait!
Madhatter | November 18, 10:16 CET
- Some writer-type person (like yourself, Joss) can write a column for a newspaper like the Times or WSJ and mention the pencils thing
- People can go hang out outside the Today Show with signs that say "Al Rocker's mom buys pencils." (is that not how that pun works?)
- Subliminal messages
- The original instant message: Giant baskets of food (I've gotten off track, haven't I)
- Ads taped to pizza boxes
- Send emails to blog writers writing about the writer's strike (Like LateShowWritersOnStrike.com: a lifesaver if you're me)
There are ways, Joss. There are ways.
Arabchick | November 18, 10:16 CET
- Dress like Charlton Heston kneeling down in front of a statute of the AMPTP and start yelling, "You did it, you finally did it, damn you all to hell!"
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2007-11-18 07:21 ]
The One True b!X | November 18, 10:19 CET
Back to this pencil thing, is there an address to send said funds?
About to ask Simon.
Madhatter | November 18, 10:37 CET
kazzmere | November 18, 10:51 CET
Madhatter, there's a paypal donation form here.
[ edited by lexigeek on 2007-11-18 07:53 ]
lexigeek | November 18, 10:53 CET
When we do fan campaigns, our goal is print. So I leave messages on reporters' voicemail, we take out Variety ads, we send letters to the editors of our local papers and to the entertainment reporters.
There's a weird issue with this.
I say this with all the love in the world, as someone who has run campaigns for your shows since I fell in love with BtVS many moons ago; it's sort a sticky situation when you have very, very wealthy showrunners asking fans to spend their money, asking fans to campaign on their behalf for the sake of you all making more money.
I just got a big fat royalty check, so I absolutely understand the issues, and I'm on your side. I went out to Fox to support the strike. I'm not coming from an ugly place on this, I swear.
It pains me to know that so many non-WGA workers are affected by the strike, and ultimately, I absolutely know it pains you as well.
So, I think that it is really important that you all put your money into it as well, and suggest that for every dollar the fans spend, the showrunners will donate a dollar to the Solidarity Fund for the crew folk.
Holidays are coming, you know?
I've always felt a sense of honor in this fandom, in your fandom, due to the charitable nature of, well, all of us. Your work has always inspired us to take care of our fellow humans.
So what say you? How about a dollar for dollar match? I know that it will encourage far more people to buy boxes of pencils. Right?
With love and respect,
Allyson
Allyson | November 18, 10:56 CET
Actually I think Arabchick is on the right track: getting the pencil thing mentioned in the newspaper, through ads or just through a sympathetic reporter (is there such a thing?).
embers | November 18, 10:58 CET
Although we could put up flyers on community bulliten boards like at local libraries and stores.
RavenU | November 18, 11:06 CET
Only if he's played by Ray Wise (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch Reaper).
electricspacegirl | November 18, 11:08 CET
Succatash | November 18, 11:11 CET
Double-Duty Dollars...is not a cool band name. But a cool concept!
Polter-Cow | November 18, 11:12 CET
I've done the following (in addition to buying some pencils myself):
1. Prayed to Satan (again). Starting to think he doesn't really exist. I told Him the plan was "totally evil" and nothin'!
2. Prayed to Jesus. Told him the Satan thing was just a little joke. Either He didn't buy that or he doesn't exist either.
3. Sent out a mass e-mail to friends and family and told them to buy pencils or the AMPTP would continue to exploit writers... and kill puppies and kittens. Hey, I have no proof they DON'T!
4. Tried to make a pencil buying ray out of an old TV remote. Don't think it worked but I think I need some fresh aaa batteries to be sure.
5. Made sweet love to myself. That didn't really help with the pencil thing but it made this writer pretty happy for about 8 minutes.
Then I came up with an awesome plan! Get our pal James Gunn to pledge to buy a box of pencils everytime he curses or makes reference to raping or being raped by Nathan Fillion. Surely, we'd have a few billion pencils by the end of the month....
but then I realized the flaw... we'd have to clear-cut the planet to make that many pencils and poor James would be broke and in debt for the rest of his life.
I still think #3 might help -especially if people buy the whole killing helpless baby animals and, really, who'd put that past Rupert Murdoch?
(DISCLAIMER: the above is a joke and I have no proof that Rupert Murdoch or anyone else kills puppies and kittens and therefore am not liable for slander.)
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 11:13 CET
ETA: I mean the matching thing.
[ edited by dreamlogic on 2007-11-18 08:24 ]
dreamlogic | November 18, 11:21 CET
WhedonTrivia | November 18, 11:22 CET
The One True b!X | November 18, 11:23 CET
lexigeek | November 18, 11:28 CET
Katiger | November 18, 11:30 CET
LMAO. Everyone has such great ideas.I'd be willing to take part as a cameraman on "Eew, Picket Up" if someone could pay to get me to LA for ME Strike Day! LOL
WhedonTrivia | November 18, 11:31 CET
Polter-Cow | November 18, 11:37 CET
electricspacegirl | November 18, 11:38 CET
If the showrunners agree, we could even come up with a goal, like $50,000 by December 21st. With ten showrunners agreeing, it'd be like 5K each for them, and we could have one of those thermometer thingies at unitedhollywood.
I bet the actors would help out with promotion as well, if, you know, Joss et al called some of them up.
Allyson | November 18, 11:42 CET
Perhaps even a seperate campaign to donate to them and the striking writers with a message to the studios from the fans saying something along the lines of: "Rather than buy any DVDs this holiday season, of which you'll get almost all the profit, we're giving our money directly to writers and the crew members affected by your refusal to give the writer a fair deal."
Yeah? Anyone?! I'd muck in for that.
[ edited by TommytheZombieSlayer on 2007-11-18 09:01 ]
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 11:42 CET
It means a greater thing if we're the ones sending stuff, each represented by a box of pencils, saying we support the writers. Keeps the campaign pure, because otherwise, if Joss sends a truck of pencils, it's a cheap stunt.
The writers would be responsible for matching us, dollar to dollar, to the Solidarity Fund.
There'd be no dilution of effort...but there would be an added measure of pure gratitude to those crew members who are totally fucked by the strike.
By doing this, we're actively supporting all the fine folks who have been entertaining the shit out of us all these years.
Also, in my plan, we are beltless.
[ edited by Allyson on 2007-11-18 08:53 ]
Allyson | November 18, 11:51 CET
Yeah, I've seen some pushback in various places because this is coming out of the UH camp, rather than directly from the fans. A matching campaign could reframe the conversation and get some positive media to boot, which in turn would increase awareness of the pencil campaign to the offline world.
lexigeek | November 18, 11:57 CET
Allyson's idea is great -- it'll be a pretty irresistable hook for the press types, too...unless they are utterly controlled by Evil Media Moguls :(
Uh, Joss, does the WGA have any PR person/firm in its corner or on staff, retainer, whatever you call it?
punkinpuss | November 18, 11:59 CET
The most successful Whedon inspired efforts have had a charity aspect attached. It even provides added incentive to fans--I wonder if it becomes tax deductible?
IMMORTAL | November 18, 12:00 CET
SaltyGoodness | November 18, 12:04 CET
heh.
Allyson | November 18, 12:06 CET
Gotta love those Andrew stories!
I just want to say, and no offense at all Allyson, how weird would it be if when Joss finally recognizes you and everything you've done for the fandom, its online at his weblog and not one of the times you've met him face-to-face?
You could write a sequel and call it "Will the Vampire People Please Purchase Pencils?"
WhedonTrivia | November 18, 12:08 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 12:12 CET
It makes me feel bad about my intention to only give you 3 stars on Amazon... some day... when I got around to it. Also, the comments I made to one of my co-workers about it while reading it instead of working. (Actually, it would be 3 and 1/2 if they allowed halfs.)
The book may still only be 3 (and 1/2) stars, but this idea is stellar! (Star... stellar ::ahem:: Yeah, I suck.)
Chelleatrix | November 18, 12:15 CET
Polter-Cow | November 18, 12:16 CET
Um, I guess it's better than two stars? So thanks?
Does that work?
Allyson | November 18, 12:20 CET
At the same time, remember this isn't really writers asking fans to spend their money. It was the fans' idea and initiative. United Hollywood found a way to streamline the process that I think makes it more powerful and probably more cost-effective (as well as environmentally friendly) than it would have been to do it the way we planned, by sending individual pencils through the mail (which we're still free to do).
lexigeek and other F4W folk, would it be feasible for F4W to take over the running of Pencils2MediaMoguls from UH? I know it's asking a lot, but it could appease the concerns about where this is coming from. (But would it dilute the awareness, even if UH linked to it?...)
p.s. Dude, Joss, drop Akron. Really not a big deal. It'll be missed about as much as Stamford, CT.
p.p.s. Just kidding, Akron and Stamford. Keep it classy!
jam2 | November 18, 12:24 CET
I mean I totally get the perspective but who's going to match? All the showrunners? That's a big commitment. Hopefully it would be a lot of money and it could possibly backfire if it turns into more money than those commited to matching can reasonably afford.
In other words, I'm down with the idea in spirit but there's a lot of logistics in getting enough successful writers on board to make it reasonable and then where do you draw the line of what's reasonable to match? I think just setting up something to help donate money to non-WGA members affected by the strike is a pretty noble, compassionate thing... and if some writers want to come in and say, I'll match every dollar up to X amount or start the fund off with a big donation, that still accomplishes the goal of helping and showing that the writers are trying to help the non-writers affected -unlike the studios. Win-win.
Again, not trying to contradict you because I think you're right. Just trying to bounce the logistics of it all off all y'all.
Although... BELTLESS?! You're insane! My pantaloons'll fall down and I'll trip and hurt myself!
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 12:25 CET
Polter-Cow | November 18, 12:27 CET
Chelleatrix | November 18, 12:29 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 12:32 CET
I don't think it would, for a couple of reasons. First, UH were the ones that struck the deal with the pencil company, and migrating that to us would be a logistical nightmare. Second, we don't have the infrastructure or manpower to take the orders and fill the trucks. Finally, and probably most importantly, the campaign is already out there. Moving it now would make it look like we're trying to cover up UH's involvement, which wouldn't look good for anyone involved.
I think it's just important to keep reminding people that this idea originated with the fans, and fans are the ones buying the pencils. UH simply streamlined the process.
[ edited by lexigeek on 2007-11-18 09:40 ]
lexigeek | November 18, 12:39 CET
jam2 | November 18, 12:41 CET
Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Serenity, Dollhouse, Joss Whedon, Tim Minear, House, Heroes...
Is it bad of me to think about sending pencils to un-support certain undeserving shows?
Also, two thumbs up (and three toes) to Allyson's idea in whatever way it goes about.
Mirage | November 18, 12:47 CET
Arabchick | November 18, 12:51 CET
Madhatter | November 18, 13:02 CET
libkitty | November 18, 13:53 CET
Heh ;). And maybe a follow-up show, "So a Stranger Gave You Pizza and You Ate It ? Dude, WTF ?".
And re: the "pushback", it's important to be clear, this is just a way of allowing all fandoms to contribute in one place - the original pencil idea was grass-roots. And besides, it matters why ? A good idea's a good idea, who has it is irrelevant.
I also think Allyson's suggestion has merit BUT it has to be clear that it's entirely voluntary - wouldn't want folk that can't afford it to feel any pressure to match fan contributions. We are legion after all, could be a lot to match (especially given how frikkin' addictive buying pencils turns out to be - who knew ?
The ShadowJoss knew, for he has seen it ! ;).(and thanks for that "Quarterlife" link Kokomo, will definitely check it out. Have you heard of "Sanctuary" ? Similar sort of direct-to-market idea but with a more sci-fi/fantasy spin though, at least partly because of the effects required, it's not free unfortunately, or at least not free-as-in-beer though it's pretty free-as-in-speech - they let fans re-use content etc.)
[ edited by Saje on 2007-11-18 11:08 ]
Saje | November 18, 14:05 CET
I've seen some sci-fi films, and I think this script would be called JOSS WHEDON: FASCIST LEADER (possibly written by James Gunn). Remember, though, until the strike is over NOT ONE OF YOU can read that script. The humanity! This is why we need to end the strike now. Fascist entertainment awaits.
As for reaching the average joe viewer (not the viewers of AVERAGE JOE, by the way - I hate them all), there's a few things;
- Official network websites. FOX provide a lovely forum for all their shows, as do most networks. FOX New Media are also moving to community based websites (I'm looking at you, Dollhouse), so their new shows have wikis. Now, I'm not suggesting people spam the shit out of the official websites, but those networks let the average joe find the site and interact. So interact.
- Youtube. At the minute, people are making excellent things like Not The Daily Show, which got 186,000 views last time I looked. They filmed it with a home video camera. That's powerful stuff. But - all these videos are being indexed under things like 'WGA strike'. Average joe? Never gonna see them. And average joe? Needs to see them. Make it funny; people will come. Don't talk about bread if you're being filmed, though.
- Newspapers. You know those (usually quite terrible) local newspaper entertainment sections, where somebody goes to see movies, watch SURVIVOR (I spelt it American!), and answer letters? Write 'em.
And finally, we have come to the end of this post. Great, right? I've one more thing, before I depart - coworkers. Friends. Family. One hundred and eighty six thousand people watched that Youtube from the Daily Show writers. A lot of people are following this strike, far more than saw that video, I'd suggest. That's far more of an audience than anything Serenity on youtube ever got, frankly. Where am I going with this? Word of mouth. If you hear coworkers bitchin' about that hot doctor from Desperate Housewives disappearing off their screens as the show has stopped, tell them why. No, it's not because Nathan Fillion killed the show, either.
Now if you don't mind, I've got world domination to plan.
PS: Allyson is smart. Listen to her, and be smarter.
[ edited by gossi on 2007-11-18 11:38 ]
gossi | November 18, 14:36 CET
Saje, yeah, that was part of my point. It could amount to a lot of money to match and even successful showrunners are looking at a rough patch now with the strike and not knowing how long it will go on and some of the ones whose shows aren't hits may find themselves without shows when all is said and done so, it is a lot to ask. Many writers with projects on the table may lose those deals so they're already giving up a lot of potential money by striking.
I get Allyson's point though that the AMPTP will likely try to spin the pencil thing into "Oh look at the WGA trying to get fans to waaste money on some publicity stunt with pencils when people are losing their jobs while they strike!" It doesn't matter that it was the fans that came up with the idea or that the studios are the ones who forced a strike by not bargaining fairly, that's still how they'll try to spin it. So, I think the idea of coming up with something that also contributes more to helping the solidarity fund is a good one. I just don't know if the dollar for dollar match is a practical and reasonable one... at least not without some parameters and limits.
But I think it's awesome that y'all are brainstorming about it. Hopefull Joss may have some ideas that he can run by the people in charge to that end.
Personally, I still think the best course is to hit the studios where it hurts and let them, and their advertisers, know we won't be buying DVDs for the holidays, won't be watching any reruns or watching any content online. The studios are still thinking it's them VS. writers and not even factoring in people going as far as to boycott them. The reason this strike is happening is because they only care about the bottom line. I say we let them know we've got their bottom line tied up in our basement and we're torturing it with Celin Dion CDs on an endless loop... okay I took the metaphor too far. But my point being: the best way to help everyone is to end the strike as quickly as possible with a fair deal for the writers and the only way that is gonna happen is if we make it clear that we'll make sure that it will cost them way more if they don't. The bottom line is the ONLY thing that registers with these suits.
Y'know? Power to the people and all that. We're the ones that pay their salary. We're the ones that can hurt them. And when those swine have to drink Foldgers instead of $5 lattes, you can bet they'll play ball then! HA!
[ edited by TommytheZombieSlayer on 2007-11-18 11:57 ]
TommytheZombieSlayer | November 18, 14:51 CET
I think I'm gonna send some pencils.
UnpluggedCrazy | November 18, 15:12 CET
What is UnitedHollywood doing with the data generated by the "TV Show" field in the pencils thing ? Because it might be cool if the showrunners that chose to sign up for the matching donations idea ONLY matched donations that mentioned them or their shows directly. I like that because it scales quite well i.e. the showrunners with the most fans (therefore being, presumably, the most financially successful) will obviously get more donations so that the people most able to match fan contributions would be the people more of the "burden" fell on.
Still has to be clear that there're no conditions attached to them running with this idea though, either from we fans or their fellow professionals. If they choose to do it great, if not we carry on doing what we're doing (which I personally think should also mean contributing to the "Actor's Fund" or similar).
And gossi's absolutely right everyone, fascism is the future, embrace it or be extinguished ! At least I think that's what he means.
(and 'Survivor' is a proper name so it should be spelled
incorrectlythe American way. Just like it's "The Color Purple" for instance)Saje | November 18, 15:38 CET
Can members of the great unwashed even do so ? Linkage ?
Saje | November 18, 16:00 CET
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5944497709
It kind of works though. I managed to invite, and thus tell, 200 people to seize the pencils. If everyone does it, then....whew. Lots more people.
thricewise | November 18, 16:07 CET
"Because it might be cool if the showrunners that chose to sign up for the matching donations idea ONLY matched donations that mentioned them or their shows directly."
Oooo Saje you do like to spend Joss's money, don't you. ;-) I see a problem with that idea, (besides the one that says that not everyone is going to have the cash flow or have been around long enough to cover a show that has an internet savy and rabid fanbase) if people are writing in Dragnet and I Love Lucy, who is going to track down their showrunners to contribute? ...Just a thought since I believe you were one of those who displayed anarchistic thoughts. Hmmm, an anarchistic facist. It could make it really tough to follow the edicts. :-)
newcj | November 18, 16:13 CET
Dearest Joss, if Satan ever gets back to you, please ask him if he would be interested in a badly....I mean "slightly"....used soul, willing to exchange for round trip ticket from Hawaii to L.A. for ME day. And there will be NO BEATING OF PENGUINS!!!
Off to purchase pencils, for Dollhouse & all things Joss, BSG & maybe more. LoveLoveLove this fandom *does happy dance*
Shey | November 18, 16:54 CET
If I were to play devil's advocate I would say that the counter argument from the management spin doctors would be "if the showrunners can afford to donate to the fund then why do they need to strike"? It's a simple message that can be easily fed to the general public.
My fear would be that this would dilute the pro-strike argument and focus attention away from the main issues. Cause management like to use "play the man, not the ball" tactics. And so for the showrunners it's a damned if they do, damned if they don't situation.
Simon | November 18, 16:59 CET
... if people are writing in Dragnet and I Love Lucy, who is going to track down their showrunners to contribute?
Well, surely there'll be no tracking down since it's voluntary (but I like your fascistic thinking ;) ? If the showrunner(s) of "I Love Lucy" sign up for the match idea then presumably someone knows where to get hold of them, if not they don't have to match at all.
I know what you mean about rabidity of fanbase and financial success not necessarily jibing (also, some shows may "skew rich" in their demographics so that e.g. BSG receives a disproportionate number of donations) but I think in general the principle holds (and that showrunners will have some idea of their own fanbase as well as, obviously, their own ability to stump up the cash before they volunteer).
(also, fascists are anti-democratic, authoritarian and willing to maintain their position through force. So are anarchists, it's just that they're "authorities" of one ;)
Saje | November 18, 17:09 CET
Just askin'. ;-)
newcj | November 18, 17:47 CET
What I mean is: we (the viewers) are the third element, and in the past we have pulled these 'stunts' (mailing in crap) as our attempt to make a statement, something truly our own, without regard to the writers or actors or anyone else. We protested the networks.
If the showrunners were to match us dollar per dollar than it begins to look like the wealthy showrunners are using this to protest the networks their-own-selves, and the force of the fans action is diluted and trivialized. And I worry that the showrunners would look silly (instead of like heroes, shoveling in all the pencils their fans sent in).
It is a weird situation, and it is true that it can be spun and twisted in different ways according to who reports on it (I think we can presuppose a hostile media however).
And newcj, isn't fans4writes supposed to BE the fan union? I mean it is supposed to be a collection of fans of all different shows, coming together to support the writers (I know, I shouldn't answer seriously...but it is SO early in the morning out here!).
embers | November 18, 18:23 CET
Regarding Allyson's thing (or more politely, idea). Personally, I couldn't care about the publicity/PR/reporting side of the pencil thing. There's going to be both positive and negative thoughts on it in the media, and we can't control what's said. What I do think we all have to do is keep in mind the people being caught in the cross fire of the strike. Pencils? Great. Fantastic, in fact. All credits to Pointy and Joss for picking up the idea. Am I suggesting Joss (and friends) don't care about the crews and such? God, no. Showrunners know more than anybody else the human impact of a strike. For serious. What I am saying is that everybody who's sending a pencil is trying to help, and hopefully the helpless in this situation all get support in some way. Let the reporters write what they want to write, but let's make sure we are standing for something.
gossi | November 18, 18:29 CET
Simon, the current poll numbers show that the general public is not buying management's spin as it is, and I really think they'd try to ignore this rather than spin it. It's the wealthiest effected by the strike helping the most seriously disadvantaged. Everybody already knows that there are millionaires striking.
dreamlogic | November 18, 18:37 CET
I don't think anyone answered your question, but have no fear, this was on the web site.
Purple Man: 6) Beat the s#%& out of a penguin.
For those of us afraid to go to the zoo, because the hyena cage is just before the penguin tank, I suggest finding on old copy of Batman:TAS (the real version by Timm-Dini), where you can watch a beating of the Penguin. (VHS taped from the original broadcast... no DVD purchase until after new contract.)
OneTeV | November 18, 18:51 CET
Yep, and this'd show that they're aware of the other people affected by the strike and are trying to help out. The whole point of the strike is sharing what wealth there is more equally, this only promotes that IMO.
If it was just the showrunners matching the pencil donations with more pencil donations i'd be against it frankly but as gossi says, ultimately, no matter the spin, more donations to the solidarity fund means fewer people in dire financial straits as a result of the strike which can only be good.
And to be honest, I think having the public behind them is great but the strike is about taking care of business as a union so I doubt the WGA are just gonna cave because the public are against them, stuff like that should be irrelevant to their stated aims.
[ edited by Saje on 2007-11-18 15:53 ]
Saje | November 18, 18:52 CET
Allyson refers to the goal of fan campaigns being print. How about this for an idea that might help to get recognition in the printed media?
A group of writers put together an anthology of writing about the strike - a mix of new pieces and things that have already appeared on blogs. It could include a list of links to interesting blog posts and find new ways of publicising what's out there, including the youtube videos – eg, maybe the writers from the daily show could include a script for theirs. The creative folks on the picket lines could come up with lots of creative stuff. It could become a weekly event.
The compilation/newsletter could be sold from the United Hollywood site in digital form (as a pdf?). All profits, including writer donated royalties, would go to the Union Solidarity Fund.
Fans could buy a ‘download’ (or multiple copies so as to donate more money) or pay extra (to cover printing and postage) to have a paper copy sent to their local newspaper, library or radio station, college newspaper[add any other venue of choice]. Fans could print off copies for family and friends, especially the ones who don’t use the internet much, thereby getting the word out whether they’ve paid for lots of downloads or not. Money would go to the fund and the purchases would generate money for writers off the internet – without any of it going to the studios.
purplehazel | November 18, 19:00 CET
Support the Writers!
shicks | November 18, 19:11 CET
We already know who's side the writers and showrunners are on. If you can't afford a buck, then don't support them...however, if you are reading this, then I assume you are a bigger fan than a typical civilian.
Not only should Joss NOT spend one dollar on pencils but he should be carried to the pencil event on one of those giant alter type deals that they used to carry Xerxes except instead of solid gold, it should be made entirely of environmentally friendly pencils.
As far as ideas, yes, call your local news papers. Hit up the Star Trek and Star Wars rooms. Those guys know about struggle and fighting the big bad.
alexreager | November 18, 19:42 CET
yams | November 18, 19:46 CET
There are I believe 12,000 WGA members. Now admittedly not all of them are actively writing (you know full well I meant before the strike began) but even so how many production workers are going to be out of work now because of this?
Having been on a TV set once or twice I have an idea about the sheer number of people that will be out of work on every show that's out of production on account of this strike.
$50,000 wouldnt mean a damn thing, so unless you can persuade everyone of the showrunners in the entire business to put in as much as they possibly can this isnt gonna do a whole lot.
However it is of course true that not everyone is going to be needing assistance straight away and some will have other means of income that enable them to ride out the strike without any real concern so it might be that if some of the men with money can be persuaded to do this it might be of assistance to the most desperate few but I simply fear that we are rather kidding ourselves that this kind of idea rather out-reaches itself it terms of the positive impact it could have against negative publicity it would definitely generate.
Saying all that I dont have a better idea. Oh except watching the reruns and buying the DVDs and downloading the content for which the writers and other production staff members currently DO get (admittedly shitty) residuals for, rather than boycotting it all and screwing them when they need it most.
Oh and gossi, fascism? What's next, an idiot tax?
[ edited by dev on 2007-11-18 17:06 ]
dev | November 18, 19:55 CET
Pumps | November 18, 20:04 CET
No, while Allyson's idea is good, I think this campaign is about how much the fans love and support the writers and should stay that way.
But if someone has a donation site for a Variety ad, I'm there!
Cris | November 18, 20:14 CET
I like Joss better when he walks around in his wicked gay Dawn bag.
dev - Man, you are still MY fascist leader. I don't believe those Hollywood films, anyway.
I think the bit which irks some people is, yes, it's a fan effort, but it's endorsed by showrunners. But I don't presume to know what those showrunners do with their money.
By the way, Variety ad? I was thinking 'bout that. Whilst The Industry would see it, and that'd be cool, I can't help but thinking other magazines are a) cheaper and b) read by TV viewers.
gossi | November 18, 20:15 CET
About to go buy some pencils... Is anyone up for a "Joss for President" campaign? He clearly gets things SO much more than our current one (hey, he's actually SMART, what a concept for a president), is good at negotiating, and has a better fan base ('though we might not all have money to invest in oil).
But he DID quote Jubal Early, which frankly gives me the shivers. EEEEE
whedongeek | November 18, 20:22 CET
whedongeek | November 18, 20:24 CET
I think it was great of Allyson to offer up the idea. In the end though, it would be the showrunners who would have to make any sort of decision. They know whether it's financially feasible and they probably have a better idea of positive impact versus negative press than most of us would. It seems like our time would be better spent debating on how we the fans can better help the people and penguins who are hurting because of this strike, rather than discussing whether or not we should spend other people's money.
Lady Brick | November 18, 20:27 CET
whedongeek | November 18, 20:32 CET
Are there any national papers in America? Sorry if this sounds like a stupid question but never having been stateside and knowing how everything else is divided up, it seems logical that maybe there isnt (especially given time differences from one coast to the other).
Of course an ad in a national paper would probably cost a lot more...
dev | November 18, 20:37 CET
FaithFan | November 18, 20:43 CET
gossi | November 18, 20:49 CET
I know Allyson raised a valid point and yes it would be lovely if they mentioned that but can you see how that would be viewed by the studios if they did. Like others have said in this thread it would dilute the power of the message of the fans, and they would spin it against the WGA. We dn't need this fracturing rightt now. We need to be seen as fans as a united front. If you taint the campaign, then you tarnish all involved, fans, wriers, and showrunners. This was a simple plan, if you don't want to buy a box, then don't. And you can question it but phrase in a way that doesn't plant a seed of doubt in others. Send your question to the UH and see if they offer you an answer, if it satisfys you then perhaps find a way to share it. Just remember people tend to be skeptical to start with when stuff like this happens and not only does it take away money from the charity but it may also take away pencils from children. Sometimes in life, like in the movies or on tv, we have to take a leap of faith.
Believe me, I see everything from the negative perspective and 'what's in for them' pov. So for the cynical pessimist in me that was the hardest thing to type, something that seems optomistic. **shakes head** what on earth was that all about. I do not follow people blindly, I go in with my eyes wide open and question everything but even I know when to put the blinders on and push through the doubt for the greater good. The charity gets the money and the kids get the pencils. If I didn't think the intention was not good or honest I would be coming down on top of it with both feed to stop the spread of it.
RavenU | November 18, 21:07 CET
dev | November 18, 21:20 CET
I should be cleaning my house but Photoshop is more fun.
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Succatash | November 18, 21:30 CET
dev, my parents used to call me special. I thought that was cool until I got all growed up.
I've actually thought up a way for Joss to get a message through to millions of people across America (and the world). It's revolutionary, you'll all be in shock AND it's in the technicolor: I've decided to name it 'Televisular Entertainment'. He can use it to beam stuff directly to your brainbox. I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW.
gossi | November 18, 21:31 CET
God Bless and keep are WGA strong and patient and faithfull for what is right.
Good things are bound to happen.
And for you our beloved Joss and Family man, Via Con Dios.
Joss, Wife and I understand your beliefs, Please allow our Blessing to you and yours. Thank You
And Now... HILLARY in 2008.
[ edited by renegade on 2007-11-18 18:39 ]
renegade | November 18, 21:33 CET
Due to the amazing UK/US exchange rate there are another 10 boxes on their way. They fly under the banner of Dollhouse and Battlestar Fantastica.
Are we going to develop some kind of strategic whedonesque missionary service to spread the word to other fansites/forums?
curlymynci | November 18, 21:37 CET
gossi | November 18, 21:38 CET
Hmm, but can money be made from it ? You should thoroughly research that before paying anyone a penny gossi.
(and i'm both with and against RavenU. Hooray for mushydarity !)
Saje | November 18, 21:51 CET
Joss Whedon, Sexiest Showrunner Alive!
impalergeneral | November 18, 21:52 CET
gossi | November 18, 21:54 CET
Saje | November 18, 21:57 CET
bschnell | November 18, 21:58 CET
This was, originally, in the first Fans4Writers gameplan. It then sort of disappeared. I have no idea if it's been discussed again since I took myself out of the loop.
The One True b!X | November 18, 22:04 CET
With the great money debate -- and not trying to be Grinchy to anybody's posts -- while I support the idea of giving money to people who need it, *any* people who need it, I think there's a slippery slope of saying, "Why are you giving money to this and not that?" Why are we giving money to an entertainment industry strike in any form when there are worthy social causes and political campaigns and environmental issues and ...? The pencil campaign is the pencil campaign. It has gained momentum, so yay. If people want to do a different thing in addition to the pencil campaign that will help other strike-affected people, or don't want to personally do the pencil campaign but want to do the other thing instead, then also yay. But I think the pencil campaign seems to be in very good shape for something that came together very quickly from one group of people supporting another group of people, and unless the WGA officially says (or asks Joss to say), "Please do it this other way," then let the pencil campaign exist as is and make other efforts separate. JMHO, your mileage may vary.
And I agree with gossi that everybody who supports the strike, no matter where you are in the world, should write to your local newspaper and ask them to cover the WGA strike as a labor issue that will have far-reaching consequences as far as how other labor disputes are handled in future. Even call in to your local talk radio station (if you can bear it, and if you think the host won't turn your words inside-out) and ask them to talk about the issue -- voice your support of the writers.
Shapenew | November 18, 22:07 CET
(Probably a bit late now to post this - never mind.)
Joss, I think what you are talking about here is so important for society. Real, satisfying, advanced democracy should mean effective participation for all in the chain of an industry or service, from creation to consumption.
I work for the (UK) blood transfusion service. Like all of our public health service the management style is increasingly overbearing and undemocratic. I have just written a document for a strategic review which puts forward alternative visions for future governance of the blood service.
In the Netherlands, blood donors are able to join local blood donor associations, like branches (similar organisations did exist in this country at one time). This treats the donors more like informed and involved stakeholders in the supply chain, rather than a passive 'target customer' or a resource. This is wise as clearly blood donors are very highly motivated (and intelligent, altruistic) people, and recognising the role they play hopefully means stronger commitment in return.
Ideally (yeah, I know, we're getting into fairy-tale territory here, but perhaps one day...) members of such councils of blood donors could elect people onto the management committee at local blood centres and the national board of directors.
You are showing obvious respect for conscious TV fans here Joss, with initiatives like this, in a refreshingly and unusually huge-minded way.
fangless | November 18, 22:16 CET
alexreager: that was EXACTLY what I was trying to say, this is a FAN effort and we are doing it to honor and support the writers. The important points (to me) are:
#1. unions are good for the workers and should be supported.
#2. creative artists should actually get to own their work, that is to say that in MY world screenwriters would continue to own their scripts in exactly the same way authors and playwrites do! But that is a little radical for Hollywood, but they should definitely not settle for less than fair residuals in all media!
It is my understanding that of the 12,000 WGA members, only half of them earned enough money to qualify for health insurance (ie they are NOT doing that great), and most of the others are just earning a middle-class income. Sure the showrunners are probably millionaires, but I don't know that, and it is none of my business. It is definitely has nothing to do with why I support the strike, and the pencil thing is MY effort to support the strike, not theirs.
gossi and succatash: YES! TV Guide and People magazines are awesome ideas with huge readership (and that People cover is the stuff of dreams succatash).
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embers | November 18, 22:18 CET
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dev | November 18, 22:48 CET
If they do and they decide to match Pencil donations with actual money for non-writers affected by the strike then where's the harm ? Either way, airing ideas and debating them doesn't tarnish anything.
Saje | November 18, 23:01 CET
That would allow people a way to do charity. And it would be separate to the pencil.
Some people might match. Some people might just donate. Some people who are donating already to the fund might donate there because there was a total showing.
Anonymous1 | November 18, 23:02 CET
embers | November 18, 23:07 CET
dev | November 18, 23:15 CET
Allyson | November 18, 23:26 CET
Too bad Joss doesn't know anybody on myspace with 38813 friends or with 23235 friends. Or whose blogs show up in myspaces top blogs when he has time and something funny to write about.
And don't forget myspace bulletins.
Anonymous1 | November 18, 23:36 CET
Allyson, I don't think you are wrong here, except that according to the New York Times the AMPTP did not agree to return to the bargaining table because of the fans (although they were pretty shocked to learn that they only had about 4% of the public on their side, according to the Pepperdine poll). The key element seems to have been the nervous stock holders (let's hear it for Nervous Stockholders! Yay!). So, as far as I can see, all the fans and the WGA need to do is keep the strike in the news, keep those stockholders on edge.
embers | November 19, 00:01 CET
28663 is the number of comments. As in "Displaying 50 of 28664 comments"
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Anonymous1 | November 19, 00:19 CET
I presume we can get a list of who they are? If we could find those that have the biggest percentage, probably investment companies, we could send them a letter. I think that United Hollywood have already sent one to the pension fund holders.
Not the most glamourous of plans....but it could hit a nerve, maybe?
bubblecat | November 19, 00:20 CET
I am supporting the writers in this .. ALL THE WAY because writers continuously get the shaft.
But I was thinking about that poor woman who got fined 200,000 dollars by the RIAA (who is really SONY!) for sharing 9 songs on Limewire.
And this strike is about Internet royalties...
I'm just a little uncomfortable with the notion that corporations will feel more justified in pursuing and fucking with schmoes because they download a show on Limewire.
I WANT the writers to get paid for their writing (except maybe Tina Fey...writing ABOUT writing is just too incestuous) but will the outcome of this strike make corporations more powerful in the end (just something to think about).
What do you think Joss?
hbojo | November 19, 00:31 CET
Like it or not, most production of any significant quality still need to go through the studio/network system. As long as that's the case, all that can be done is to make sure that the people actually creating the stuff through the studio/network system are getting their fair share.
(I get that everyone loves their illegal downloading. I even get that some creators don't necessarily carp about it. I don't think it's relevant, though.)
If more of the relevant people are actually making their proper money off of legal media, it could in theory make the Companies even more committed to stopping illegal downloads. But as long as most stuff is produced through the studio/network system (because that is, after all, where the money to fund stuff actually resides), them's the breaks.
The One True b!X | November 19, 00:38 CET
I see it isn't on the Pencil Page's sort-of-FAQ.
Did I halluncinate that (aGAIN?!)
SkeezyCheeses: I DID see your post, and very much appreciate your kicking in boxes of pencils for me, and "Joss-in-General" is fine as optional: in support of whom, exactly? Some may call you skeezy, but not I. (which means I have to call you 'cheeses'?)
Simon, the "few people own everything; everyone else are their serfs" thing WAS changing. For the better. The middle class was becoming a bigger proportion of the population; it now go bye-bye. The percent of everything owned by the few had been shrinking; it's now sky-rocketing. These are what's making me crazy (and the ONLY things, mind).
Well, that and the "everything has always sucked and always will suck, therefore accept that everything will always suck" thing. Even Evil Geniu -- I mean JOSS suffers from this disease (as I consider it). In fact, an indepth discussion of this very thing is exactly #1 on my "If I were ever to have a chance to talk to Mr. Dude" wish list.
Person-who-lives in Akron: Lucky you! You get to FLOAT. Never thought I'd say this, but, gee, I wish I were in Akron right now.
gossi: LOL and LOL again with the "We'll make $500 billion next quarter. We can't offer a percent, since there's no way to project profits." was so freakin' over the top SPOT ON. (and better written than my version)
Whew! Now to read the 978 more comments posted while I was writing this screed.
tehabwa | November 19, 00:47 CET
Anything we have left over from our costs will go into the Union Solidarity Fund, which was created to help non-WGA members affected by the strike.
So that's not the WGA's strike fund, it's to help the other workers in the industry who lose work.
jam2 | November 19, 00:54 CET
So does this change Allyson's mind at all? The fact that, the more donations, and bulkier the purchase, the more money goes to help non-WGA's affected by the strike?
I found the issue very interesting, and can see both sides, though had kind of a "let's spend other people's money" reaction to Allyson's original post.
tehabwa | November 19, 01:05 CET
Nebula1400 | November 19, 01:15 CET
The rich showrunners know about their credibility issues--they can deal with that issue themselves.
And Gossi:
I like Joss better when he walks around in his wicked gay Dawn bag.
Dawn is wicked? and gay? And what does her bag look like?
jcs | November 19, 01:17 CET
curlymynci | November 19, 01:22 CET
While I naturally believe that gossi could invent whatever he set his mind to, especially if the Purpley Jossir asked him, I do believe that Joss himself has already invented this - it just needs to be engineered. Anyone?
"Obviously, we'll see advances in technology. TiVo, iPods, streaming video — the way we watch TV is changing dramatically. It's on our phones, in our cars — even projected on specialized eyeglasses. But don't listen to the talk about having shows beamed directly into your brain. That's science-fiction nonsense. Shows will be stored in the pancreas and will enter the brain through the bloodstream after being downloaded into your iHole." - Joss, TV Guide Guest Columnist 1/03/06, "Guest Columnist Joss Whedon Eyes the Future of TV."
(And while I think helping crew members and staff affected by the strike is of primary importance, I'm inclined to hash this out with fans over at the fans4writers.com forum rather than in this thread.)
QuoterGal | November 19, 01:23 CET
"Genuine fan movement pencils! Stick it to the man! Get them while they're topical!"
I personally would like one of my Dollhouse pencils ;)
Sent a few boxes, and i feel better for it.
cicatrixtwigs | November 19, 01:46 CET
Damn. I just shed a Dawson tear thanks to
PaceyJoss.I'm told a TV Guide ad would cost around $80k. I don't think we have that kind of money, and I don't think I'd be comfortable spending it on an advert over this.
gossi | November 19, 02:00 CET
The identity of individual stockholders of companies is not information that is generally publicly available. However, by law, certain stockholders of public companies such as those who are "insiders" (i.e., officers and directors) and those who own more than 10% of the outstanding stock are required to make public filings disclosing their identity and the amount of their holdings. You can look up companies and the relevant filings (search for either Section 16 filings for insiders or 13D filings for +10% holders) on the SEC's electronic database.
US Securities and Exchange
BrewBunny | November 19, 02:07 CET
Also posted a link on facebook.
My message to the moguls: "You can't control the future."
[ edited by zoinkers on 2007-11-18 23:11 ]
zoinkers | November 19, 02:08 CET
Think I'll put "Any show by Joss Whedon" to show that Joe Public does actually know and care about writers, not just the shows.
zz9 | November 19, 02:49 CET
It's not just "illegal music"...
but what about fan-movies?
what about fan-fic?
what about pics of our favorite stars and characters? (Have you heard? Prince is going after people who use his image on their sites.)
what about kids making video collages on YouTube of their favorite scenes?
What about all sort of expressions that haven't been thought of-- that use the media DIRECTLY or indirectly?
We may need to be careful HOW we advocate for the people we care for... all this may come back later and bite us in the ass.
[ edited by hbojo on 2007-11-18 23:55 ]
hbojo | November 19, 02:55 CET
They (meaning the Companies) can do whatever they want to when it comes to such things because they own the material in question.
How we do or do not support the writers in the strike won't change that.
The One True b!X | November 19, 03:00 CET
We are supporting people who will be involved in negotiations (some directly and others indirectly) and I don't think it's a terrible thing to ask...
"Hey make sure that there's no fine print in those contracts that end up screwing over people who love and support you"
I've already seen the RIAA affect music blogger and ... c'mon...we've seen how the studios reacted to the Buffy musical Sing-a-Longs.
It's not out of the question to imagine the studios positioning themselves to justify even more draconian measures....
hbojo | November 19, 03:07 CET
Fox did what they did re: the sing-alongs because the Screen Actors Guild complained about them. So it's hardly an example of anything to do what what you're trying to argue.
But cmon now. Realistically, you really think we're in a position to say to the writers, "Hey, in all of this hullabaloo about your livelihood can you try to make sure nothing in your contracts prohibits us from using the copyrighted material however we want?"
The One True b!X | November 19, 03:18 CET
Honestly, after seeing HOW ruthless the RIAA has been (they've gone after grandmothers, 12 year olds and single mothers), I don't think it's too much to ask that people at least think about it.
and actually I'm not trying to argue for anything...
I just think that it's something to think about.
[ edited by hbojo on 2007-11-19 00:26 ]
hbojo | November 19, 03:24 CET
gossi | November 19, 03:28 CET
I don't dispute the issue, and invariably I believe that the country's copyright regime has become too extreme. I'm just saying that the idea of it somehow needing to be considered in AMPTP/WGA negotiations, or as some sort of quasi-demand from fans to the writers, is kind of silly.
There's a very particular fight going on here, and it can't be transformed into a fight over everything.
The One True b!X | November 19, 03:42 CET
Succatash | November 19, 03:47 CET
Love's Bitch | November 19, 03:51 CET
Exactly!
Nebula1400 | November 19, 04:02 CET
library hooligan | November 19, 04:26 CET
I know it's internet, but tons of folks who know nothing of fan bases and corporate monoliths buy and search on Ebay. And many are not otherwise internet savvy.
I don't have the HTML skills, but many different versions could be made, many different categories and titles. The Joss stuff alone generates hundreds of thousands of hits, as we speak.
Anyone, anyone?
Joe
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bsanut | November 19, 04:57 CET
I LOVE television and films that are really well written. Kinda the way I like guys: you can be pretty, but if you don't have a brain, I'm not interested.
Go over to the strike site and pony up $5. You'd pay that much for a beer in a bar. And I know many of us here have paid more than that for Firefly, Buffy and Angel DVDs. Give our authors ('cause that's what they are) their due and flip pencils at the execs. Really, it'll be like high school only fun!
stpaulbrowncoat | November 19, 05:16 CET
as if anyone expected less of her *grin*
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Love's Bitch | November 19, 05:20 CET
nixygirl | November 19, 06:14 CET
whedongeek | November 19, 07:30 CET
Teachers (having been one myself) weigh issues very heavily as they strike or negotiate work terms....teachers strike and negotiate for better work conditions and salary...but never at the expense of students.
I think it's an appropriate analogy.
And it's a valid question, "Will the result of the strike end up hurting fandom?"
I take these issues very seriously because yes...it's stupid and ridiculous that studios hold so much profit back from the people who basically make them tick. And Joss is right, the stories writers tell are the framework that define our reality on a visceral level. So who ends up controlling the stories is very important.
All I'm saying is that it's worth discussing and having it be noted.
hbojo | November 19, 08:22 CET
The fact theonetruebix sent Universal a bill for, what, $2m?, for Serenity suggests he kinda has issues with it also.
My moment of zen today. (cheers, P-C).
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gossi | November 19, 09:11 CET
b sent a bill for 2 mill?
Thassa freakin song, mang! You know it's hard out here for a pimp!
Seriously? (Oh tell me it's true because I'm going to put him on a fucking shirt and wear it everywhere if so.)
Willowy | November 19, 09:21 CET
Also, how about yard signs?? I would very much put up 2 to 3 signs...I live on a busy street corner. It's a non-webby thing that could work.
Harmalicious | November 19, 09:30 CET
First of all, to the person talking about how cool the idea of Quarterlife is: well, yeah, it is, except NBC has already bought it as a television series. And it was originally developed for a TV network, too, so I guess what I'm saying is that the networks are with us for a while more, and so getting them to pony up fair and equitable payments to artists is important.
To the people talking about the showrunners of Dragnet and I Love Lucy: funny you should bring them up. Those individuals have passed away, but Irv Brecher, a writer (and showrunner?) of a radio show called Life of Riley and movies including Meet Me in St. Louis and The Marx Brothers At the Circus, has made a video for United Hollywood explaining that he has been angry about the poor treatment of writers ever since a deal in 1938 when the Screenwriters Guild (as it was then called) first agreed to let the studios keep the copyrights of scripts. So writers of TV shows and movies made before 1960 get no residuals whatsoever, so (as it was explained in the Why We Fight video) the showrunners of I Love Lucy never got any residuals. So even if they were alive, they wouldn't have residual cash sitting around anyway.
Also, if you are looking for some of the millionaires on strike to give money to support those out of work, here's George Clooney donating $25,000 to the Actors Fund, which, despite its name, supports any person in show business who is experiencing economic hardship, whether that person is an actor or not. And, look no further than Joss himself, who said in the post that started this very discussion, "If there’s any money left over, it will be donated to the Union Solidarity Fund, which is a nonprofit for non-WGA members affected by the strike." So it seems pretty clear to me that the United Hollywood folk are thinking of the non-WGA people already.
I personally think Allyson's idea of a dollar-for-dollar match to the Union Solidarity Fund or Actors Fund or something similar is a good one. I wouldn't be surprised to see the showrunners doing something very much like this. I don't think it makes them look like they are millionaires who don't need a strike to get rich, I think it would make the point that they understand that the strike is affecting people who are vulnerable. But the showrunners are creative and smart people after all, and they will figure out something spectacularly clever to show that they understand this. I mean, look how they worked with the fans' suggestion of sending pencils one by one and refined it to a plan of sending very inexpensive pencils that are environmentally sound in a mass shipment that echoes the successful Jericho nuts campaign and without making the lives of mailroom staff miserable by sending them a box at a time. Bottom line for me is, brava Allyson for speaking up about this, and now let's see how the showrunners respond, without working ourselves to a frazzle about it!
swanland | November 19, 09:45 CET
whedongeek | November 19, 10:13 CET
Willowy | November 19, 10:37 CET
TamaraC | November 19, 10:56 CET
Who is the only presidential candidate who has been on the WGA strike lines?
That's right, repeat after me .... John Edwards!!!
gossi, loved the YouTube Moment of Zen. Then, gods help me, I got distracted by a Led Zeppelin video *is ashamed*.
Shey | November 19, 11:08 CET
Suzie | November 19, 11:09 CET
When the licensing crackdown started happening, I asked Browncoats to send me their total hours spent promoting Serenity. I then put up online the total "bill", using a single figure per hour, and put up The (Browncoat) Invoice.
Ah, good times.
Huh. Sure could use my share of that money right about now, though.
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2007-11-19 09:31 ]
The One True b!X | November 19, 12:24 CET
which I'm gonna assume means 13,000 boxes of 12. Pretty cool for the first couple days.
Edit: that's weird. I looked at it before and it said 60,000 and I left a comment asking if it was 60,000 boxes or 5,000 boxes of 12. Then a minute later it said 156,000 so, i left another comments saying I guess I misread it... but now, I went back and it say 60,000 again. So, I'm not wonky, their counter is. Okay, we're both wonky but in this case, the counter more than me... not to be confused with Nick Counter -who we all know is wonkiest in the land.
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TommytheZombieSlayer | November 19, 13:29 CET
crossoverman | November 19, 14:29 CET
I.e. it depends on the truck. Based on a Luton van (about the size you'd hire to move house, over here anyway, capacity roughly 4 X 2 X 2 metres) and a pencil box size of 4 X 1.5 X 18 cm gives about 150,000 boxes to fill it. That's probably high though because it assumes perfect packing and no other boxes around the pencil boxes - which seems unlikely. The size of pencil box may err on the large side too.
Bigger truck (and everything's bigger in America, right ? ;) obviously means more boxes to fill it.
ETA: If they're going for the dramatic "open the back of the truck and watch pencils fall out" thing it's more complicated - if you just empty the boxes into the truck higgledy piggledy the less efficient packing means fewer pencils required (cos there's more air between them). And yep, it's Monday morning, of course i'm bored at work ;).
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Saje | November 19, 14:59 CET
My boxes went to Dollhouse.
batmarlowe | November 19, 18:29 CET
Firefly finally gave me something besides baseball that I could talk with my brother about. I even got it for my dad, not only did he LOVE it, turns out he had watched it way back when it was on TV and liked it back then too.
WilliamTheBloody | November 19, 21:13 CET
Gotta say...feels all kinds of good!
BlueEyedBrigadier | November 19, 21:14 CET
"you gotta go down and join the union
or else they'll steal your baby's shoes
they'll steal the eye balls off a dead man
you gotta go down and join the union and pay your dues"
All the extra press is all good for the WGA!
[ edited by embers on 2007-11-19 20:18 ]
embers | November 19, 22:37 CET
Of course, don't be crazy, but if they're getting actual viewers phoning up and leaving them hundreds of voicemails complaining about their shows going off the air... It's something they can't not notice. I know there's quite a few fans who got transfered straight through to execs. Fun.
gossi | November 19, 22:56 CET
Of course, that should not be the message, because the Companies can easily spin that as "see, fans want writers to get over it and come back to work".
The One True b!X | November 19, 23:01 CET
The character limit in the box doesn't let me add writers' names to the shows I want to pencify. :( I suppose I should make them all say Dollhouse.
Sunfire | November 19, 23:16 CET
A fine motto for any group action as well as personal philosophies. ;) It's the flip side of saying "just be cool."
Sunfire | November 19, 23:18 CET
I mean our support for the writers is great, but it means nothing to the studios unless translated to the only language they speak: their bottom line ($).
jam2 | November 19, 23:39 CET
Changed my mind. 5 boxes each for: Joss Whedon, Jane Espenson, Drew Goddard, and... uh, Martu Noxon. Glad I checked that before clicking forward. I can has proofread?
Sunfire | November 19, 23:51 CET
But of course while we are grateful that Union Solidarity Fund and the Actors Fund will try to help those laid off, we don't want to forget that the AMPTP forced this strike by being unwilling to negotiate, and the networks are the ones laying these people off, NOT the writers.
[ edited by embers on 2007-11-20 05:34 ]
embers | November 20, 04:13 CET
Anonymous1 | November 20, 06:31 CET
However, they've been saying soaps are good through January or February. I guess they write and shoot really far ahead.
jam2 | November 20, 06:42 CET
My mom depends on the soaps to keep her going through the day. She's blind and has trouble getting around. I tried to explain the strike, but she wasn't interested.
redeem147 | November 20, 07:15 CET
"you gotta go down and join the union
or else they'll steal your baby's shoes
they'll steal the eye balls off a dead man
you gotta go down and join the union and pay your dues"
All the extra press is all good for the WGA!
[ edited by embers on 2007-11-19 20:18 ]
embers | November 19, 19:37 CET"
Thanks, embers. I love Garrison Kiellor, but have not had a chance to listen in a while. He also ends that section with this ditty that is sung in the dramatization after the producers cave:
"We write the words,
We write the screenplays.
We make you laugh,
We make you cry,
With metaphors,
Like beautiful flowers.
That's our name on top,
Where it says written by.
We're the Writers Guild of America.
We're on strike. Yea!
newcj | November 20, 07:55 CET
My point about Quarterlife was not that it will replace network tv, and not that it's the only show out there like this. My point was that this project is from high profile producers who have more influence in the industry than other online only show distributers.
Kokomo | November 20, 08:25 CET
Kaywinnit | November 21, 05:04 CET