Behind the Scenes: WGA v AMPTP.
What are they really talking about? And why is this linked here?
Dear friends,
I have linked you to this because it made me laugh. And the observant eye will observe (eyely) that some of the people who made it are related at me from birthings! Also, it's true. Like, honestly.
There's been a lot of talk about the moguls' motivations, that they're greedy beyond greednitutedesnous, but the other point that needs to be stressed is that they are totally banoonoos. They have left the reservation. They have so much, they have forgotten the concept of human need. That's why this vid is a true vid, even if the sound is a little spotty.
Besides laughing at this, I have been scheming schemes. This strike is a watershed moment for creators, and I'm trying to make sure I'm on the side of the water that's going, or that I'm over the top of the... shed-thing... marching toward -- dripping toward the... future... of water... Damn this metaphor! I look a fool! Anyhoo, I'm working to make sure the writers stand strong, the community stays solvent, and the fans get what they deserve. (That sounds threatening, but I just mean stories.) Stay tuned.
And if I don't get the chance to post for a while, Happy holidays.
Forever sick, -j.
December 20 2007
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Caroline | December 20, 22:17 CET
deadbessie | December 20, 22:18 CET
Dana5140 | December 20, 22:18 CET
mumpower | December 20, 22:19 CET
Those crazy Whedons!
HydeMe | December 20, 22:19 CET
Seriously, I have your email addie, but I've always felt odd about using it. So, um, yeah.
Plus, hey, Caroline, she sure is hot!
Allyson | December 20, 22:19 CET
zeitgeist | December 20, 22:21 CET
To those in the know, who are the relations in the vid?
foofaraw | December 20, 22:22 CET
aver | December 20, 22:28 CET
Happy holidays, Joss.
Samantha | December 20, 22:28 CET
dulce_serenidad | December 20, 22:29 CET
"Everyone seems to band together when they're commonly getting screwed."
Loved it - a new strike band should be called "Common Screwing" or something like that...
I can't stand it that you're still sick, Jossir. The mommy part of me freaked when I saw Boston rally video of you walking around with your coat open and no scarf... but there, I don't wanna blame the sickee for what is obviously a virulent strain of yuck.
Happy Holidays if we don't see you, and be well.
ETA: The fans4writers.com list of "What Not To Boycott", which includes theatrical releases. However, boycotting streaming video and other online stuff is good if you let the studios know you're doing it.
[ edited by QuoterGal on 2007-12-20 19:38 ]
QuoterGal | December 20, 22:31 CET
Mal'sGal | December 20, 22:36 CET
[ edited by Pointy on 2007-12-20 21:41 ]
Pointy | December 20, 22:41 CET
I'll have to watch the video when I get home but I'll take your word for it.
Tonya J | December 20, 22:51 CET
Please get better soon - for the love of Pete!
Happy holidays, yadda yadda... :)
mongorules | December 20, 22:53 CET
"Like a boat."
"Yeah, like a boat but like a sailboat."
*sniff* That's so beautiful. Oh, and the informative conversation about beard. Wow. I mean, they should WRITE that stuff down!
I got something icky in my mouth when Carson+Daily+Future were in one sentence and meant something. Although, you know, Donuts are fattening but they do get to walk it off.
We need to bombard the AMPTP with metaphors, that would show them! ;)
*sitting and waiting for what she deserves*
Joss, you can't be forever sick. We will not allow it! *sends happy healing thoughts towards you*
Mirage | December 20, 22:54 CET
RachVG | December 20, 22:57 CET
zeitgeist | December 20, 23:10 CET
Amen to that. Seriously. The picture of the AMPTP is in the dictionary under "out-of-touch". It's seriously scary.
I hope one of those schemes includes coming to rally in Portland and/or Seattle (or both? Please?). You know if you guys give us a week's notice, we will bring in the army. Just keep Fans4Writers updated, and we'll get on that.
Forever sick, -j.
For pete's sake, Joss, take care of yourself! Get lots of rest this holiday season. Take your vitamins, drink your juice, get lots of sleep. You need your strength when you ride that brand new shiny dragon they're gonna get you. Really. Because, Dragons! (Thanks for the side-splitting dragon laughs. Ahhh, good times.)
Be well, Joss. Happy Holidays, Dragon Master.
electricspacegirl | December 20, 23:14 CET
And Joss, please get well so you can get back to giving me what I deserve. Because it's all. about. me.
Ask your doc about vitamin b shots. Merry Merry!!
Willowy | December 20, 23:16 CET
two_guns | December 20, 23:16 CET
Then again, the L-A City Council wanted AMPTP officials to be at their meeting to talk about how the strike was affecting the economy--and they declined. Lots of WGA members, though.
Acting banoonoos is no way to run an industry. Let's all hope the Christmas spirit...and the prospect of the 2008 Oscars without writers and Jon Stewart...convince the moguls that a little less change in their pockets immediately will lead to more change in everyone's pockets in the long run.
Merry Christmas and a blessed Gurnenthar's Ascendance!
impalergeneral | December 20, 23:16 CET
silvius | December 20, 23:23 CET
Or, really, wherever is serves the goals and purposes best. Although first it would be nice if any of the parties involved -- F4W, WGA, whoever -- would give some indication of just who's meant to be steering the ship when it comes to local rallies (and I don't count the local things the WGA announces the day before they happen, so fans go "if I had known earlier..." and play out as little more than media availabilities).
theonetruebix | December 20, 23:33 CET
"Dear Mr. Mogul, merry Christmas. This wee plastic rocket is for you to ride to a place that has a clue. I know...I know it, it's a long journey."
RhaegarTargaryen | December 20, 23:34 CET
A friend of mine worked for Ford here in the UK and got a several thousand pound bonus for coming up with a way to make a certain component with four bolts instead of five. One bolt cost less than pennies but when you make millions of these a year they add up. The studios view these disputed payments the same way.
We should be working to show the studios that it's in their interest to pay the writers. If the WGA caved today and agreed to the studios every demand then thousands of writers would have to leave the business or get other jobs to support themselves and aspiring writers would be put off entering the business. In a couple of years the studios would not have enough writers to produce their shows and the spec script market would die out since few writers would have the time to spend working on their own projects.
We have to convince the studios that money spent on writers is an investment, not an expense. The bigger the pool of writers the more new, interesting, exciting projects they will have available, leading to new franchises, new hit shows, more DVD sales, more paid-for downloads and more profit for them.
This video mentions football teams. Team owners in football, baseball etc accept they have to spend big money on players, because without players they wont win matches or make a profit.
Writers have to prove to the studios that they are the players that will bring hit movies and shows and earn big profit.
Stooping to Nick Counters level and trying to ridicule and demonise the studio execs isn't the way to go, IMHO.
zz9 | December 20, 23:39 CET
I hope all the Whedonesquers will be celebrating the solstice in heartwarming ways!
embers | December 20, 23:44 CET
I liked the water thing BTW, it reminded me of bread for some reason ;-).
And I also was Zack-aware but woefully unhip to the Jed. If he ever went anywhere, and they made a film about him Returning then they could call it ... "Back Comes Jed" or something.
Cool video. The Panda bit, the beard bit, the plane punchline, the other bits. Hi-larious ;). Sure the sound was a bit dodgy but the signal was 5x5 and that's what matters.
Merry Christmas Joss and a very Happy New Year to you and yours.
Saje | December 20, 23:50 CET
And to you all!
Craig Oxbrow | December 20, 23:56 CET
Yeah, there's a lot of "Baltimore? WTF!? NOOOO" going on at the moment. Including me. So if any WGA people read this, we need forewarning so we can come to rallies!
Similarly, Atlanta area peeps-- Atlanta WGA rally tomorrow.
Stooping to Nick Counters level and trying to ridicule and demonise the studio execs isn't the way to go, IMHO.
Agreed. Except I say yes to some kinds of ridicule and no to using the same "they're so rich they're not like you, gentle viewer" logic that they're using. No one wins that way. You need to show up their lies without playing the same game they are.
Um, I really don't mean to always be "this is not good" and "a critical interweb poster posts..."
Good luck, be well, and don't ever say no to more pie during holidays. That goes for Whedonesquers and especially for strikers (purpley and non). I hope the new year brings a better deal for you all.
Sunfire | December 20, 23:57 CET
The strike was the topic on the second hour of the Diane Rehm Show on my local NPR affiliate this morning. I wrote in to mention the fan-writer synergy that's happening, and the fans4writers site, but my question didn't make it on the air. Still, I tried. You can catch the podcast or replay the segment at www.drshow.org (click 'Pod' in the right-hand column, or find the segment in "Archives" or "Search"). The host mentioned that they'd tried for two months to get a member of AMPTP to be on the panel -- and were unsuccessful. Those who spoke all supported the strike.
My heart goes out to everyone who's suffering from the direct effects of the strike. It's got to be so hard, being the nail that dares to stick up while a hammer looms overhead, but I know you'll all stay strong. And please do your best to get well, Joss. You are much loved, and that's a damn fact, but only you can take care of you.
Wiseblood | December 21, 00:09 CET
Sunfire | December 21, 00:16 CET
Eden | December 21, 00:17 CET
Guess I'll have to wait till I'm home to see what's up.
Joss, happy holidays to you and yours!
m'cookies actual | December 21, 00:19 CET
Joss, I hope you recover soon. Happy holidays to all...
phlebotinin | December 21, 00:41 CET
theMidnighter | December 21, 00:49 CET
zz9, I agree with you in principle about the high road, but I thought this was pretty lighthearted and fun. Stuff like that even gets written into TV shows during non-strike times (Action, Entourage, etc.).
p.s. The invitation to, um, "love" the panda rug was brilliant.
jam2 | December 21, 00:57 CET
Saje | December 21, 00:57 CET
Kirochka | December 21, 00:58 CET
QuoterGal | December 21, 00:58 CET
I have a similarly conflicting feeling about this video...it's hilarious and I totally agree with the sentiment (face it, at this point, the AMPTP aren't just off the reservation, they're off the fucking planet, drifting somewhere in the 'verse like Jubal Early), but I don't think it's going to help.
Still, "Can I fuck it?" makes me want to say that everything I just said should be ignored.
ETA: And of course, Merry Christmas to all, and Joss, get better, gorram it!
[ edited by UnpluggedCrazy on 2007-12-20 21:59 ]
UnpluggedCrazy | December 21, 00:59 CET
SpikeBad | December 21, 01:00 CET
For all the people of all the faiths that celebrate a Happy whichever holiday you enjoy. And a happy festivus for the rest of us, except for the Jehova witness'(and the others who aren't into the celebrating gig) who I hope enjoy the month of December just because it's the last month of the year.
theMidnighter | December 21, 01:13 CET
Pointy | December 21, 01:17 CET
(Hmm. Happy holidays, don't drown. I could have sworn I left my holiday cheer around here somewhere...)
Lady Brick | December 21, 01:30 CET
I second b!x's request to the PTB to keep us in the loop for whatever future schemes are being schemed.
Zannadoo | December 21, 01:50 CET
[ edited by Pointy on 2007-12-20 23:20 ]
Pointy | December 21, 02:11 CET
Where is Robin Hood when you need him? Hell, I'd be satisfied with Robin Wood.
alexreager | December 21, 02:33 CET
ruthless1 | December 21, 03:16 CET
ruthless1 | December 21, 03:24 CET
That's not even my request. My request, made of all parties, is that someone at least indicate if there even is a freaking scheme.
theonetruebix | December 21, 03:35 CET
Unplugged Crazy said everything I thought about the video.
A happy solstice to all--I hope longer days bring brighter times.
jcs | December 21, 03:37 CET
Mort | December 21, 04:50 CET
Pumps | December 21, 05:10 CET
1) That was hilarious!
2) The AMPTP sucks!
3) Happy holidays, Joss! :)
RockManic | December 21, 05:30 CET
Tonya J | December 21, 06:10 CET
Happy Holidays, Joss! Thanks so much for all the gifts you've given us.
Spikesgurl | December 21, 06:11 CET
Be well or get well soon!
Anonymous1 | December 21, 06:21 CET
Tons of warm wishes for being such a patient sweetheart in Boston during and after the local WGA strike. (Pandemonium Books in Cambridge rocks!)
And Merry Holidays to you and all the other Whedonesquers!
blueazur | December 21, 06:38 CET
cabri | December 21, 07:12 CET
Then B!x said: Or, really, wherever is serves the goals and purposes best. Although first it would be nice if any of the parties involved -- F4W, WGA, whoever -- would give some indication of just who's meant to be steering the ship when it comes to local rallies (and I don't count the local things the WGA announces the day before they happen, so fans go "if I had known earlier..." and play out as little more than media availabilities).
Then someone else said: "I second b!x's request to the PTB to keep us in the loop for whatever future schemes are being schemed."
Then B!x noted: That's not even my request. My request, made of all parties, is that someone at least indicate if there even is a freaking scheme.
I've been wondering that myself, B!x. I keep thinking that it'll be so cool when his Jossness comes this way, then catching myself with the reminder that we don't even really know if something like that has been planned. Just that we here in the beautiful Pacific NW keep thinking what a wonderful idea it would be for him to visit us.
All I know is that if, when (hopinghopinghoping), it happens, I'll be there to do whatever I can for as long as I need to be. Please count on me for organization stuff!
Julesong | December 21, 09:31 CET
PPS: um, I accidentally gave you my copy instead of yours, by the way. Hoping we can swap back sometime...
Julesong | December 21, 09:33 CET
Y'all are still missing my point, however. I'm not talking about the Pacific NW and whether or not Joss is coming here. I'm talking about in local rallies as a general notion, anywhere in the US, and how they've been done so far (poorly and nearly-unannounced). At this point, I don't really care where Joss or does not decide to go next, if anywhere. I just need someone -- be it the Guild or F4W -- to step up and actually take some sort of actual lead on making things happen that aren't half-assed.
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2007-12-21 07:10 ]
theonetruebix | December 21, 09:56 CET
I know, I know, it's just some fun and probably meant to just show what everyone is feeling or thinking. But still. It's like making fun of Bush because he's a bully and starts unnecessary wars and we all pay the price...oh wait, it's not funny, cuz it's true. It just illuminates the sadness of the situation.
Rogue Slayer | December 21, 10:10 CET
I get it. And I'm sure Joss will, too.
Julesong | December 21, 10:14 CET
Now THAT is classy.
Dan Corson | December 21, 10:25 CET
jpr | December 21, 12:22 CET
2) Happy Holidays for everyone, and also for Joss and your family (Kai, the boys...). Hope you get better soon.
3) I wonder how the AMPTP would work if the smaller members (which is the majority of the membership) were actually the ones on charge, instead of those 6 big moguls (who really do make most of the revenue), they talk so much about an almost non-existent whole unity among the Association, which does make one wonder about the level of agreement on every action (like spending millions on PR firms) they're taking.
Numfar PTB | December 21, 13:04 CET
Joss, please get well. I reiterate - using a neti pot works wonders. Hot chicken soup is also a help, although for myself I usually get some Szchechuan hot and sour soup from my local Chinese restaurant when I'm not feeling well.
samatwitch | December 21, 13:27 CET
Also, bix, if I got together a list of Yahoo groups for regional Browncoats, would it help? There is a kinda stunning lack of organisation from the WGA and United Hollywood when it comes to embracing fan support as nobody is really sure what the hell is going on still from what I've see -- so it's very tempting just to organise stuff regardless.
gossi | December 21, 14:03 CET
Blessed Solstice and Happy Holidays of whatever kind you celebrate (or not), to everyone.
Shey | December 21, 14:12 CET
dreamlogic | December 21, 14:19 CET
Nebula1400 | December 21, 16:29 CET
WilliamTheB | December 21, 16:54 CET
Madhatter | December 21, 19:48 CET
Happy Holidays, all.
Lioness | December 21, 20:01 CET
Love's Bitch | December 21, 20:52 CET
Understood, bix, and I agree that I'd also like to see more coordination and communication out of the Guild, but there's really no way for F4W to take the lead in this. I think we just need to continue showing and reminding them how much of an asset we can be for them if they keep us in the loop.
lexigeek | December 21, 21:38 CET
DaddyCatALSO | December 21, 21:42 CET
Simon, just kidding. Hey, put that cannon ball down, mister!
Madhatter | December 21, 22:01 CET
Heh. I'm picturing: "Good night, Joss" ... "Good night, ..." (sorry, I don't know all the sibs names)
Tonya J | December 21, 22:10 CET
From nowhere they came to make their mark in sunny Cal-i-for-nigh-aye..."
Crickets....
What? Looks around at the vacant stares What?
ShadowQuest | December 22, 05:32 CET
5X5B | December 22, 09:09 CET
Such a talented family.
redeem147 | December 22, 16:42 CET
deadbessie | December 20, 19:18 CET
ShadowQuest | December 22, 02:32 CET
deadbessie, so you work there too, eh? : )
shadowquest, did you just drop a "Real McCoys" bomb up in here? (No, I'm not old enough to have seen the show, but I...know...of its...existence.
Yeah...um...that's it.
[slinks away]
AmazonGirl | December 22, 20:40 CET
and there actually was a lyric to the The Waltons theme even tho ti wans't featured on the credits. Dinah Shore sang it once on her talk show,I audio-taped it and played it enough times to still remember ... all ...the..words...even..tho...the...tape...was..thrown..out...years..ago....
DaddyCatALSO | December 22, 21:15 CET
Oh, you mean that quaint black & white Western with the really catchy theme song?
"Once you meet the family, known as the Real McCoys/From West Virgin they came to stay in sunny Cal-i-for-nigh-aye/That's Grandpappy, the head of the McCoys and his favorite grandson, Luke McCoy/Once you meet Papino, the family's hired hand/And that's old George, who lives next door, a friend & neighbor you've met before/Together they share all the fun and joys of the family known as the Real McCoys."
Or...something like that. I think. Maybe. Wait...what were we talking about?
And I also don't know the lyrics to "Swamp Fox" or the intro & closing voice-overs from "Tales of the Darkside," no matter what anyone tells you to the contrary. And I never claimed to know both the long and short versions of the VO from "Quantum Leap," either. So there. Nyah.
I think it's safe to say my nerd status is secure.
ShadowQuest | December 23, 02:26 CET
zz9 | December 23, 02:28 CET
No?
As to why they were never used - even in the sixties no one wanted to hear William Shatner sing.
ShadowQuest | December 23, 02:47 CET
zz9 | December 23, 02:53 CET
But, um, what's with a TV writer okaying two of his kids having names that start with the same letter?
Banter | December 23, 07:08 CET
[ edited by Sunfire on 2007-12-23 04:48 ]
Sunfire | December 23, 07:31 CET
Merry christmas for all.
luis1210 | December 26, 07:35 CET