February 13 2008
City Paper counters "vacant swimsuit smiles" with "babes whose babeness matters".
In response to Sports Illustrated and its "oiled-up pimping of site-specific liposuction", City Paper makes its own list of "women who embody everything Franken-girl culture would have us think doesn't exist or scarcely matters". On it: Alyson Hannigan at #6, and Summer Glau at #20.
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kazzmere | February 13, 22:53 CET
Alyson Hannigan is "androgynous"? What are these folks smoking? (...and can I have some?) She's certainly not "voluptuous" (which I personally think is a good thing,) but if I had any trouble identifying her as female, I'd go get my eyes checked...
Rowan Hawthorn | February 13, 23:08 CET
What the hell are they on? :(
ETA: You beat me to it RowanHawthorn. ;)
[ edited by deepgirl187 on 2008-02-13 20:10 ]
deepgirl187 | February 13, 23:09 CET
Dana5140 | February 13, 23:12 CET
I will, however, give them credit for including Sonja Sohn.
ManEnoughToAdmitIt | February 13, 23:13 CET
Madhatter | February 13, 23:16 CET
Yeah that also made no sense to me, she's very feminine IMO, not at all the neither one nor t'other that androgynous implies.
I was also a bit bothered by their gym-rat crack. So a trim, fit and healthy woman that's got there through her own hard work is somehow to be derided ? Or does "gym-rat" mean something other than "someone who spends a lot of time down the gym" that i'm not aware of ? If she does it through media/peer pressure then that's probably not healthy but assuming that's the case is one of my pet peeves i.e. that women are all shrinking violet victims that can't make their own choices.
Can't argue with most of their choices though. Katherine Hepburn, mmm ;).
Saje | February 13, 23:19 CET
Bwuh?
The One True b!X | February 13, 23:28 CET
Tonya J | February 13, 23:45 CET
Chelleatrix | February 13, 23:53 CET
Now, on this we agree.
Rowan Hawthorn | February 14, 00:04 CET
samatwitch | February 14, 00:04 CET
Hahaha!
zeitgeist | February 14, 00:04 CET
"That Hannigan--a physically androgynous young women [sic]..."
But...I'm, like everyone else, trying to figure out the "androgynous" part. "Whoa. Lookit those."
And I can't help but be reminded, again, of Amber's famous post to the original Bronze when some stupidass fans called her fat. Some people just don't get it. They think all women have to be stick-figures with lemons in their shirt pockets, or stick-figures with balloons in their shirts and in their heads. I've got two words for those morons: Kirstie Alley. And two more: Queen Latifah. And a couple more: Oprah Winfrey. Gonna tell me those three aren't extremely lovely, non-stick-figure women?
Morena, Jewel, Charisma...
ShadowQuest | February 14, 00:22 CET
Saje | February 14, 00:35 CET
I detest the sort of smug superiority one finds in pieces like this.
jlp | February 14, 00:37 CET
Genia | February 14, 00:57 CET
m'cookies actual | February 14, 01:21 CET
Dana5140 | February 14, 01:21 CET
As a man, I can truthfully say that my impression of "androgynous" is something like this:
1. being both male and female; hermaphroditic.
2. having both masculine and feminine characteristics.
3. having an ambiguous sexual identity.
4. neither clearly masculine nor clearly feminine in appearance: the androgynous look of many rock stars.
or:
1. Biology Having both female and male characteristics; hermaphroditic.
2. Being neither distinguishably masculine nor feminine, as in dress, appearance, or behavior.
I don't really see anything there that applies to unflattering clothes or to Alyson (nor to any of the other of "Buffy"'s beauties, for that matter.) None of them dressed any more or less particularly "unisex" than anyone else does (jeans or slacks and T-shirts, sweatshirts, etc, are just as common in the Real World as in the Buffyverse,) and even when dressed in nondescript clothes, all were readily identifiable as female.
Rowan Hawthorn | February 14, 01:32 CET
Rowan Hawthorn | February 14, 01:35 CET
I was all like "Aly's totally not a robot, WTF ?".
;-)
(I sort of get Genia's point though, Willow wasn't - to me - particularly sexy until she went to college which I guess you could see as sexless which I guess you could kinda sorta stretch to androgynous. Ish. If you squint a bit. And the light's bad to begin with ;)
Also, totally OT but I may be developing a new appreciation for Lifetime movies.
Saje | February 14, 01:42 CET
jcs | February 14, 02:51 CET
JLP while your feelings are quite valid and I understand the way that sometimes just because your a man who likes woman sexually you're automatically a bad guy these days, I honestly think what they meant by the Anti SI Swimsuit comment is more about the women involved than the men interested in them, though I could be wrong I didn't read it that well (mostly just looked at the countdown and the comments after briefly going over the top paragraph). And anyway it's what you breeder men get Ha- how does it feel now that the show is on the other foot. Not too much fun is it. J/K obviously (or at least I damn well hope it was obvious.)
theMidnighter | February 14, 04:58 CET
Genia | February 14, 05:04 CET
And just to keep this on topic, while I think the use of the word "androgynous" is incorrect with regard to Aly, I think we knew going in that it was incorrect so really don't need to have 50 posts saying it is incorrect. :-) Aly ain't, she has bumps, she's really lean, and she is hotter than hell. And I was involved in her story for the very first scene in Buffy that she was in- it was her character that drew me in to the show and kept me there. Like I said, I think this is the best single character in the history of TV, and I think the article here captured that pretty well.
Dana5140 | February 14, 05:19 CET
Nice to seem some fine actresses on here. I would so love to see Aly in a feature film that isn't necessarily a comedy. She's got the chops!
Good to see Summer on here too. She's the best thing about SCC. I love her scenes, exposing a bit of humanity in her robot world. She is very enjoyable to watch.
Harmalicious | February 14, 06:19 CET
This past episode, when she was relating what the jumper-girl said, switching her performance in mid-scene, I couldn't help but think of the R. Tam Sessions and how she had to run a crazy range of emotion in one day's filming, wondering if that experience helped ib the SCC scene in question.
The One True b!X | February 14, 06:25 CET
And, yeah, it was Willow who got me to watch "Buffy" for the first time - I'd seen the movie and was like (waggles hand) "Ehn...", so I didn't watch the first season and a half or so. Then I was flipping through a guide looking for something to watch and the name "Willow" jumped out at me, then I saw the cast list and remembered Alyson from "Free Spirit." The rest is history (well, okay, it's more like "the rest was obsession", but who's counting?)
Rowan Hawthorn | February 14, 06:33 CET
I loved this list. Such a wide ranging assortment of talented actresses from the last 100 years. I don't know them all, but on the basis of this, I'm willing to give Penelope Cruz a second look as an actress.
Lioness | February 14, 06:55 CET
Lioness, Aly's eyes are key. Plus, her tears. I thknk it was jetwolf who said that there is no force on earth as powerful as Alyson Hannigan's tears. And Penelope Cruz is a great actress not taken anywhere near seriously enough. Rent Volver. Now. Really.
Dana5140 | February 14, 07:32 CET
redfern | February 14, 19:20 CET
Amber's problem is she isn't well-knowne nough to be a symbol for the general public.
In Traci Lords's defense, she hasn't beena porn star for quite a while;I guess once she reached legal age she didn't qualify anymore,b ut she's had a respectable thespian career since.
I'm not too enthusiastic about having a show on my feet anyway. They weigh too much.
I think soemtimes I'm the only person on earth who's never been all that impressed with Katherine Hepburn.
posted by - February 14, 16:54 CET
DaddyCatALSO | February 14, 19:55 CET
(I know, they wouldn't include two from the same show, two Jossverse women but from different shows.)
Bad rule though, because hey .... Gina Torres??
Shey | February 15, 10:46 CET