The Onion's 'Wrong Turn' Review:
"...This is otherwise the sort of unthinking horror product that Buffy should have put out of business by now." Right on.
[ edited by the_zeppo on 2003-06-06 15:55 ]
"Everyone does the wrong thing at the wrong time, and women suffer the worst of the consequences."
Can we really expect Buffy to make horror movies more progressive? Should a Buffyverse horror movie be made?
June 06 2003
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Metaphorically, writing in the BuffyVerse like a parent convincing their child that there's no boogeyman in the closet or snakes under the bed. Well actually, to make the metaphor work you have to imagine that there actually is a boogeyman in the closet but that he's really not all that scary once you get to know him and convince him that ice cream tastes better than little children, oh and that the snakes under the bed are really gummi bears.
The only two things Wrong Turn has in common with BtVS is that Dushku is in it, and that the movie is yet another in a long line of the same tired cliche genre of film which BtVS purposefully mocks. The women in Wrong Turn play the very female ingenue stereotype that Whedon turned on its ear. They are the very characters Whedon specifically wanted to empower. Wrong Turn is no steps forward and three steps back in horror storytelling. Kinda like telling a sci fi alien story today in which all the aliens have green skin and look like Keebler elves.
However, saying Wrong Turn should never have been made is like saying they should never make Jason VS. Freddy. So long as people pay money and buy tickets, those movies will still get made. I'd go to see a Buffyverse film. I think a lot of people would. At least as many as would go to see Wrong Turn (of which I'm not one... well maybe when it goes rental).
ZachsMind | June 07, 04:47 CET