D&D Player's Handbook errata shops in the verse (today only) - Firefly&Serenity

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April 01 2008

D&D Player's Handbook errata shops in the verse (today only). Brown Coat Cost; 10 gp Armor/Shield Bonus: +1.

Maximum Dex Bonus: +6
Arcane Spell Failure 0%
30-Foot Speed: 30 ft.
20-Foot Speed: 20 ft.
Weight 2 lbs.
Special: +2 bonus on Intimidate checks and a +1 bonus to unarmed attacks.
Special: You involuntarily use words like “’verse,” “shiny,” and “gorram.”

C. A. Bridges | Firefly&Serenity | 19:22 CET | 5 comments total | tags: april fools, gaming, firefly

Farther down:

Page 108 – The Nine Alignments [Substitution]
Names like “Lawful Good” and “Chaotic Neutral” are so generic and boring. Strike all alignment names and replace accordingly:
Lawful Good: Superman
Neutral Good: Picard
Chaotic Good: Indiana
Lawful Neutral: Adama
Neutral: Unaligned (you’re still boring)
Chaotic Neutral: Jayne
Lawful Evil: Vader
Neutral Evil: Bender
Chaotic Evil: Mearls
+
New Alignment: Batman
Thus, a character would now say, “I am of the Mearls aligment” or “Batman alignment”.

votrobeck | April 01, 19:41 CET

It's good to see that criticism about the lack of Batman in the alignment system has finally been addressed.

Craig Oxbrow | April 01, 21:44 CET

Ha-ha, that was awesome. I've got to go edit some character sheets to correct their alignments- there are plenty of Jaynes in my binder...

kishi | April 02, 00:35 CET

My favorite had to be the grapple rules, because that really is how it works, lol

impsythealmighty | April 02, 05:08 CET

FINALLY I have a way to deal with the Vorpal Bunnies I find in my day-to-day adventures.

randomfire | April 02, 14:42 CET

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