Top 7 Blood-Sucking Movies of All Time.
McAllen, Texas's The Monitor contends that the original movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a gem.
Funnily enough, the line she quotes was originally written by Joss as, "I just want to graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Charlie Sheen and die."
July 11 2008
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skeezycheeses | July 11, 00:48 CET
Simon | July 11, 00:59 CET
Invisible Green | July 11, 01:12 CET
By the by, I have an unopened copy of the BtVS movie and it will remain that way for posterity. You never know.
MysticSlug | July 11, 01:14 CET
Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner | July 11, 01:19 CET
Out of Objects | July 11, 01:19 CET
Simon | July 11, 01:26 CET
It has no redeeming features to it apart from Rutger Hauer's hair piece.
What about Pee-Wee's Big Death Scene ? Hi-larious.
Not a very strong list though 'The Lost Boys' was good fun at the time (and probably moreso now - 80s fashion ;) and the first Blade movie was pretty decent I thought.
But no 'The Hunger' and no Dracula movies at all - either Lugosi or Lee - more or less disqualify it as a serious contender I reckon (and putting a film that no-one's seen yet on there seems a bit daft too).
Saje | July 11, 01:42 CET
The list was pretty much lost for me when I saw Blade: Trinity on there. [I like the first one quite a bit, but the third was atrocious]
InevitableTraitor | July 11, 02:30 CET
As an non-supernatural bloodsucker flick, Vampire's Kiss with Nick Cage is fave. Cage's over-the-top performance is especially memorable as someone who thinks he's becoming a vamp.
Whedonage | July 11, 02:38 CET
[ edited by ricetxpeaches on 2008-07-10 23:40 ]
ricetxpeaches | July 11, 02:40 CET
I do wonder what it would have been like in another director's hands, say if it were handled more like Lost Boys.
Whedonage | July 11, 02:52 CET
Craig Oxbrow | July 11, 03:00 CET
Good suggestion on the Lost Boys director.
ricetxpeaches | July 11, 04:12 CET
Detention!... Detention!,,, Detention Detention!
However, I do agree that the rest of the list was weak.
mysteryshadesman | July 11, 06:39 CET
Or maybe there just needs to be two different lists. One for vampire comedy and one for vampire drama.
[ edited by menomegirl on 2008-07-11 03:45 ]
menomegirl | July 11, 06:42 CET
And I've gat a soft spot for Langella's Dracula, just like Angel.
shambleau | July 11, 06:59 CET
menomegirl | July 11, 07:04 CET
Near Dark
Martin
The Addiction
The Hunger
Trouble Every Day
Salem's Lot
Shadow of the Vampire
Fright Night I & II
From Dusk Til Dawn
Rabid
Vampires (Carpenter)
Count Yorga Vampire / Return of Count Yorga
The Vampire Lovers
The Hammer Vampire series with Christopher Lee
Vampire's Kiss
The Lost Boys
The Night Stalker
Bram Stoker's Dracula
There's a lot out there and many I haven't seen yet, but the above are my core group off the top of my head.
[ edited by Tonya J on 2008-07-11 04:45 ]
Tonya J | July 11, 07:44 CET
And then I watch it. It really is pretty awful. And I'm sorry every time.
As for Lifeforce, honestly this is unusual for me, but I cannot remember a thing about that flick other than Mlle May's nudity. I was at just that impressionable age . . .
SoddingNancyTribe | July 11, 08:17 CET
You mean alive? That's always been an impressionable age for me as well :).
zeitgeist | July 11, 08:44 CET
Valerie | July 11, 12:34 CET
"I was truly annoyed at the inherent weakness of Buffy--stomach pains when a vampire was near"-ricetxpeaches
Exactly. Using cramps as a metaphor for vamp radar was one of the things that bothered me the most about the film. It was unnecesssary and completely undermined the message of female empowerment.
And that was Pee Wee Herman!? I totally missed that.
MysticSlug | July 11, 14:26 CET
Mirage | July 11, 15:57 CET
Except for Interview With the Vampire which is IMO shockingly underrated and far better than the book.
I kind of liked the Buffy movie when it first came out, there was a seed of "something different but far from fully realized" that popped up here and there. But I could never go back and watch it again now.
Shey | July 11, 18:57 CET