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July 18 2008

Get Your Own Ph.D In Horribleness! You can now get your very own fan-made Ph.D. in Horribleness with this free download, courtesy of the University of Evil-Doing.

Did they have the Evil medical school that Dr. Evil from Austin Powers went to?

"So, Mr. Evil..."
"It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much"
It will look swell next to my Universal Life Church ordination certificate.
Aww, that's cuter than a whole cup of bugs - tip o' the goggles to whynotsaylove. (And mine will look nifty next to my Certificate of Popehood from the Discordian Society.)

I filled mine in, and I think I did a very professional job of it.

I do think the University of Evil-Doing's logo mebbe should be a little more... well, evil, but that's quibbling, and maybe the generic logo is funnier. It's interesting that it was founded in 1856 - wonder how that came about? That's an origin story I'd like to hear...

Edited: because I did a "The The Eye Creatures" repeaty/MST3K thing - which must mean I just didn't care...

[ edited by QuoterGal on 2008-07-19 00:09 ]
Back then ALL doctors were pretty horrible. Perhaps the founder was Dr. Sawbones.
Wait, they're giving out certificates now? What about us "home taught" evil participants? I even have the laugh down to an art!

Nice, I think I'm going to order one of these and hang it on my office trophy wall just to see if anyone catches it.

"See you have a degree in...evil?"
"Required supervisor training."
Awesome!I'll put it next to my Download Firefox Day certificate and my Neptune High ID.Time to start practicing my evil laugh!
I might make one myself. Would be nice proof that my evil laugh and one-eyebrow are authentic and took years of meditation.

I like your diploma, QG.

Speaking of Dr. Horrible & goggles, I wanted to make my own. I know I can get the base for Dr. H's goggles, but I can't figure out what's on top. At first I thought it was 2 camera lenses, but it looks like they're joined together. Anyone have an idea on what the top part of Dr. H's goggles are?

I need preparations for Comic-Con.
Does anyone have a mirror to the file?
What a dilemma... Is the diploma Awesome or Horrible?!? :D
Either way, love it!
The diploma is moist.
I rather thought it was hard, but whatever... ;P
Yeah but it's a moist hard. Like wet concrete.
It's totally moist hard, of course.

I think I should stop now.
Uh, yeah. I was going with glass- liquid & solid at the same time (well, sort of). Anyone vote for polymer?
Speaking of Dr. Horrible & goggles, I wanted to make my own. I know I can get the base for Dr. H's goggles, but I can't figure out what's on top. At first I thought it was 2 camera lenses, but it looks like they're joined together. Anyone have an idea on what the top part of Dr. H's goggles are?


They are just regular Welding Goggles, available at any welding or metal working shop. Probably even home depot.

They have been faux finished to look metallic, but you can buy them anywhere. Nothing fancy, no odd lenses.
I think we should all find a Home Depot in the San Diego area, walk in, and ask for welding goggles, all at once.
hihi, got myself a Ph.D (love their music btw)

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What?! bix, you do own a set of goggles, right?

Yeah, this story has caught several of us kinda' lacking in supplies. Hey, we're dealing!
Why would I own a set of goggles?
Ah, thanks Jonathan. Here I was making it more complicated than it really was.

bix, I'm down for that. Probably can snag a couple of lab coats for the convention too. Unfortunately, they're not "Dr. H" lab coats... just your standard blue ones.

Still, goggles, t-shirt, certificate of Dr. Horribleness, lab coat... seems like a nice get-up. Since I don't have white, maybe I'll go all blue.

Anyone going to the Masquerade?
We should all own goggles. You never know when something is going to fly into your eye. My mom woke up with a piece of wood in her eye... how does that happen?
"wood in her eye"? Are you sure it wasn't cork!! (he says, pointing an accusing finger, which makes it rather hard to type)
AlanD, nice try, but my super power isn't cork. It's saying odd things that really have no relevant point to outsiders yet somehow made connection to the people living in my head... even when I don't know what the connection is.

And, yeah, I'm sure it was wood. I told that to my co-worker and she said she knew a motocyclist who got maggots in their eye.

Gross.
That vivid little image will be living in my eye for a bit - Lady Korkster, thank you very much for that little corker. ; >
I told that to my co-worker and she said she knew a motocyclist who got maggots in their eye.


Dude (and I mean that in the most female way possible, korkster), that's moist. And not the hard kind, either.

Also: I'm going to confuse people, but putting this in the same folder as my M.Sc degree (but I do need to remember to take it out when going to actual job interviews ;))
Thanks everyone! I am glad you are all amused by it. It was fun to make. Now make sure you have one with you at all times to prove your horribleness! Never know when someone might need to check your references. :) ~whynotsaylove
Huh. The site says the download is at capacity, is there another way to get the files?
Here's another link to download!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8t08qq

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