August 13 2008
Serenity sequel "not happening" says Joss.
Speaking to MTV.com about the persistent sequel rumours, he says they're not being circulated "by anyone who owns a studio" and "nobody's knocking on our door".
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nakedandarticulate | August 13, 22:01 CET
Trade off, Whedon?
Arsenal | August 13, 22:06 CET
cabri | August 13, 22:08 CET
very questionablejudicious editing will fix this!“There’s been [...] movement,[...] and I don’t think they’re going to stop, no matter how many times I say, [n]o, [b]ecause somebody will say, [...] yes.[...] Because people want it.”
All better.
kishi | August 13, 22:16 CET
The One True b!X | August 13, 22:23 CET
And note to Bix: I don't believe that Serenity shot down any ships, they just set up a situation where the Alliance would fire on the Reavers and the Reavers would fire on the Alliance (so ships did get shot down).
embers | August 13, 22:40 CET
ETA more explicitly: I said in the latest comic, not in the movie. (Does anyone actually think I didn't understand what happened in the end of the movie? Heh.)
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2008-08-13 22:52 ]
The One True b!X | August 13, 22:44 CET
Djungelurban | August 13, 22:49 CET
Anybody know Bill Gates' address? Or some other gazillionaires we could get hooked? Send them each a set of Firefly and Serenity. I'd donate a set for the cause. 'Cause so far I haven't won any lotteries.
Amrita | August 13, 22:59 CET
madmolly | August 13, 23:05 CET
Unfortunately I think the fall out from the Save Enterprise campaign has killed off such fan efforts for the forseeable future.
Simon | August 13, 23:13 CET
The One True b!X | August 13, 23:16 CET
ETA - b!X and I occasionally have moments where our brains operate on the same frequency resulting in pairs of posts as above.
zeitgeist | August 13, 23:17 CET
I'd say there's still a tiiiiny slimer of hope that this'll ever happen. But I won't start believing/hoping it'll happen, until our Big Dude Of The Most Awesome Purple[tm] (no? Too much?) lets us know (possibly even right here on the black).
GVH | August 13, 23:22 CET
Yes. In fact, Joss has actually used the "nobody's knocking on our door" line at least once in the past.
The One True b!X | August 13, 23:25 CET
sportforredneck | August 13, 23:33 CET
TamaraC | August 13, 23:41 CET
Onward, Dollhouse and mushortios. And comics! I await that scary preacher man's history.
Sunfire | August 13, 23:43 CET
crazygolfa | August 13, 23:45 CET
sportforredneck | August 13, 23:47 CET
It's really frustrating that The PTB can't seem to see the popularity of the 'Verse. Thanks to the TV exposure that Firefly has had on Uni HD and Sci Fi Channel, and more specifically the Airings of Serenity on Premium Cable Channels, a LOT of people love the BDM and BDSeries. I've mentioned my pet theory before: The PTB haven't got the patience for a Franchise that makes a bunch of money... but slowly. I really think that's what's holding things up. SereniFly is an incredible Money Maker, but it's long-term as opposed to Instant Greedification.
I'm not giving up, but neither am I holding my breath. :)
TDBrown | August 13, 23:52 CET
We just watched one on the Internet recently.
The One True b!X | August 13, 23:53 CET
The moment where he was going to kill Dr. Horrible, that was chilling though.
Sunfire | August 13, 23:56 CET
Genia | August 14, 00:05 CET
He got knocked down pretty hard with an exploding deathray, though.
Yeah but that was an exploding death-ray to the face, not a punch. Totally different kettle of face-rays.
So, basically, to paraphrase Joss: "Stop fucking asking me about a sequel !!" Hey everyone, look at the new news, same as the old news. In short, if you had hope before, don't give up hope. For everyone else, as you were. Which is pretty much "as you were" no-matter how you cut it.
Saje | August 14, 00:09 CET
Numfar PTB | August 14, 00:16 CET
Niiiice. Consider phrase snagged. *yoink*
Oh god, please why are you encouraging them? *remembers Firefly Season 2 and cringes*
electricspacegirl | August 14, 00:18 CET
The One True b!X | August 14, 00:30 CET
It's still the wrong Ace, isn't it ?
Saje | August 14, 00:32 CET
I say post to that MTV site and maybe if it blows up enough (Horrible Style) MTV will supply that money and make itself a name again. (One that's not the punchline of a joke that is.) I use to love MTV back in the day. I'd love for them to save the money from Real World vs Road Rulez 97 and make something worthy like Serenity 2. *Go Ahead... Bash Away*
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Cordrone | August 14, 01:36 CET
I joke! Sort of.
I think Joss will be cursed with this question for the rest of his natural life. Any new project he puts out will immediately be followed by "considering the huge success of your new project, is there any chance there might be a Serenity sequel?".
Good one, Joss! (I would say WSS, but that's so passe. Instead let's go with hope= totally "pos", as they say in Buffy 1.1). :)
korkster | August 14, 01:37 CET
... Seriously?
The One True b!X | August 14, 01:37 CET
... Seriously?
Wow, I have no words...
electricspacegirl | August 14, 01:49 CET
So sorry to say, but just because it's on the Internet, doesn't mean it's going to happen. Not trying to be mean, Cordrone, but it's reality. Hope won't translate into millions of dollars.
YellowBear | August 14, 02:15 CET
MTVSerenity.Succatash | August 14, 02:27 CET
That is right. You have to buy them thar lottery tickets.
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Anonymous1 | August 14, 02:36 CET
The One True b!X | August 14, 02:37 CET
WomanWhoWeaves | August 14, 02:45 CET
Anonymous1 | August 14, 02:46 CET
Wasn't there something in the "Those Left Behind" comic about a gun that they were transporting (or stole from someone - been years since I read it, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details)? And they ended up leaving it behind with Shepherd Book when he stayed at the mining planet? If I remember correctly, this was the gun that Book used to shoot down the Alliance ship in the movie.
So perhaps this is where the gun in the new intercomic came from (although it appears that Book is already gone from the ship, so it doesn't really follow that timeline too well).
I dunno'. Maybe a plausible explanation or maybe just another example of fanwank :)
JossIzBoss | August 14, 02:47 CET
Just like Nathan said "Never say Never!".
How come it is $50 Million for a sequel? Serenity cost $39 million.
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Anonymous1 | August 14, 02:49 CET
No worries, I don't think you're trying to be mean at all. You're realistic and honestly so am I. I'm just hopeful as well. I'm not delusional. I know the chances that MTV decides to front money for a second Serenity are WAY small, infinitesimal even! Yet million to one shots do happen. It's a dream to be sure, and while you can't count on dreams happening, it doesn't mean you should stop having them or acting on them. That's just how I am. I know that one in a million dreams do happen to people. I also know that they only ever happen to people who dream in the first place. So I'll take my one in a very large number dream shot over most other people absolute nothing any day of the week.
If it never happens I've not lost much of anything. What? A few mins surfing on the interweb? I was going to do that anyway. However, if my hope and small actions help in even the smallest way to make one of my dreams come true... well... that will be a right fine day.
Cordrone | August 14, 03:32 CET
Just because we get around
Things they do look awful cold
I hope I fly before I get old
Succatash | August 14, 03:41 CET
Um... Wow, part 2.
[ edited by electricspacegirl on 2008-08-14 03:49 ]
electricspacegirl | August 14, 03:49 CET
That was beautiful.
Anonymous1 | August 14, 04:25 CET
Parsing the Purple Prose, I see two angles:
1)they're not being circulated "by anyone who owns a studio"
Ok, who is leasing a studio with an option to buy?
2)"nobody's knocking on our door"
Doorbell!! They're ringing the doorbell, of course!
Looks like a YES to me - now don't make me stick my fingers in my ears and chant "la la la la"!
Loose Deckplate | August 14, 04:35 CET
Anonymous1 | August 14, 04:36 CET
All right!
Braeden Fireheart | August 14, 04:41 CET
Sly | August 14, 05:02 CET
And million to one chance do happen, but they aren't luck. That one millionth person works their ass off and is smarter and better than the other 999,999. It is their sole focus and they let nothing else stand in their way.
Joss had moved on. Mary Parent (the only movie exec who seems to have any confidence in Joss) in no longer at Universal and has a WORLD of problems of her own at a very financially troubled MGM.
Someone above asked about why $50M. Because the $39M is not really the full amount since it does not include marketing. $50M is a much more realistic number for how much Serenity actually cost.
Someone else said that a studio would think of making a sequel as soon as the previous movie made one dollar profit. That is complete and utter BS. No studio would invest millions of dollars into something that should make a tiny profit eventually over the chance to make something that would make a large profit soon. No studio. Ever. It is simply a ridiculous and stupid idea.
TamaraC | August 14, 05:12 CET
catherine | August 14, 05:29 CET
Except that there are too many bad decisions, bad movies, and black lists, too much favoritism, nepotism, bribery, extortion - god, you name it - in Hollywood for that to be true.
Succatash | August 14, 05:58 CET
catherine, I rarely do anything else and have a healthy dose of disrespect for folk who don't.
TamaraC | August 14, 06:03 CET
SoddingNancyTribe | August 14, 06:13 CET
The One True b!X | August 14, 06:17 CET
you can shoot in my basement for free..
Litwal | August 14, 06:25 CET
I got 5 on it
Butler | August 14, 06:40 CET
you can shoot in my basement for free..
FTW!
electricspacegirl | August 14, 06:41 CET
TamaraC | August 14, 06:46 CET
Joss
you can shoot in my basement for free..
Litwal | August 14, 06:25 CET
Oh my God, do you have Sean Maher too?!?!?!?!?
UnpluggedCrazy | August 14, 07:51 CET
During that particular evening, I was talking about 'wouldn't it be nice to make a Firefly DVD project?'. Because, you know, that would be nice, wouldn't it? To my surprise, somebody turned around and said straight away "I wouldn't do that". I was blown away. I hadn't even thought about that being a problem. Sometimes, reality stinks.
Then something funny happened. We started talking about 'What if...'. We tossed around plot ideas. We mused. We thought about what could be. People threw in plot ideas. We were sat talking about Firefly, like people still in love with it. Like people who say they are at peace with it, but.. Well, aren't really. It was a great moment, as that spark was in the eyes of the people around the table. There was some fierce love for that show from the people working on it. And fierce love is, of course, the best kind. Then we all let out a sigh, and ordered another round of drinks.
The Firefly pilot was about $9m, give or take. I've no idea if more will get made - I think it's very unlikely another movie will happen, in truth. There are a few other potential options which occasionally do kick around peoples heads, but the reality is they are just ideas right now.
If Serenity turns out to be the final time we see that cast in those roles: I'm glad we got it. So very glad.
gossi | August 14, 08:17 CET
But that's why we have outlets like fan art, fan fic, conventions and special screenings. Honestly, some fans, with their Annie Wilkes style obsession, totally freak me out. Accept the tale, hell, love the tale, but graciously admit that if Joss says 'no', it's not happening. No matter how many angry or demanding posts you happen to make online. (Yes, even with multiple usernames.)
Repeat after me- "We are not vampires, and Joss is not our supper."
missb | August 14, 08:51 CET
GVH | August 14, 09:22 CET
Pfft, Shakespeare, what did he know about telling stories ? ... Oh, William Shakespeare ? Yeah, fair 'nuff.
If by "faith" we mean ignoring reality. ;)
Isn't that pretty much the definition ? ;)
Saje | August 14, 09:28 CET
Also (to name but one issue among probably hundreds) there'd need to be very clear and legally-binding contracts drawn up for every single fan donating money stating that they won't attempt to exert any creative control over the endeavor. On the scale of a major motion picture, trying to do it as "hey guys let's put on a show" is just asking for nothing but trouble and headaches.
I don't get this. Why would this be necessary? UK band Marillion have used this very model to finance their last 4 albums. Essentially all it amounts to is preselling the album direct to the fans via their website, before it has even been recorded. Nothing more is promised than a finished album in about a year with swanky special edition packaging.
These special editions are typically sold at around £25, and they've routinely presold 12,000 copies each time, raising the money to record and market the album ( over half a million dollars roughly, way more than we've told dr horrible cost to make). They retain full copyright of their work, which benefits them for the 90,000 copies sold at retail as they get the full royalties, and actually have more creative freedom due to not having a record company to please. There is no fan input in the creation. Plus, less damage from piracy, because the lion's share of the money has been prepaid. They pretty much pioneered this model in 2000 and it's clearly working, what with the 4th pre-sold album due next month.
I'd imagine Joss has a much bigger fan base. How many here would have pre-bought Dr Horrible on nothing more than a promise that it would be made? I know I would have.
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bivith | August 14, 10:00 CET
People might want to make sure that the fans paying for something doesn't end up meaning that Joss is on a work-for-hire for us. Note, BTW, i've no idea if that's in any way a valid fear but obviously, since we wouldn't be dealing with Joss directly (as happens in your Marillion example) but with the owners of the Serenifly characters (Universal or Fox ?) then legal contracts etc. would most assuredly be part of it. And that's why it'll never happen IMO - if it was just us and Joss then maybe but since it'd be us and large company that won't want to expose themselves to possible legal actions etc. then i'd say not.
It's different here in the UK where authorship is usually retained but folk don't get paid as much (a recent example would be the 'Doctor Who' relaunch where it was initially in doubt if the BBC would be able to use The Daleks because they belong to Terry Nation's Estate).
Saje | August 14, 10:19 CET
Think about it, when the film came out, how many people did you know who had seen Firefly.. and when it left theatres, how many people did you know who had seen it.. and when it hit DVD, how many really even knew about it.
Flash forward to today. No one in my family had seen it then. Now they all have. Few of my friends had. now they all have.
Slowly but surely, in living rooms, this thing has taken on a life it never had before. A sequel made for the same amount would EASILY surpass the original in box office receipts and, if it were as good.. (and with the jossiness, it would be) would do a killing on DVD.
Just sayin.
Nightshot | August 14, 14:35 CET
TamaraC I hope my "tell us what you really think" didn't sound snotty--I appreciate the stark realism you bring to the room of denial (I appreciate denial too, sometimes)--I was just tickled by the "'nuff bullshit" phrasing.
It does seem pretty obvious that a movie isn't going to happen. Firefly's cancellation was heartbreaking, because I really felt there were years worth of incredible stories packed in there and waiting to unfold, but movies are a different animal and I do think Joss's brand of story-telling is best suited to TV. I'll take Dollhouse over the not-going-to-happen-anyway-Serenity-sequel.
catherine | August 14, 14:48 CET
I look at it this way-Joss Whedon is an exceptional storyteller and, as much as I love the stories he's told about Firefly, Buffy, Angel, etc., I'm truly looking forward to the stories in other 'verses that have yet to be told-the ones that are still percolating. As long as I'm getting the goods (and why does that sound dirty somehow?) I'm a happy camper.
Betsy | August 14, 15:08 CET
MaryQue | August 14, 15:14 CET
As for Serenity still being on premium cable, yeah, when I was trying to get to bed last night I watched it literally for a few seconds on HBO. It hurts me every single time that thing is on cable, because if there's something else to be done, I must change the channel. I would not have gotten to sleep last night if I hadn't turned the cable off...
UnpluggedCrazy | August 14, 16:25 CET
Succatash | August 14, 16:45 CET
TamaraC | August 14, 17:21 CET
catherine | August 14, 17:41 CET
I find this to be very true. There is a "yes-iness" about Joss. Always will be too. :) That's why I like him.
And I'm with the band who think this is a great Joss year. My cup brims over with the joy of Joss-ness we've received this year alone. All of his stories are wonderful, and truly a new gem to be discovered with a fresh one. Like with pie. I've already declared Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog as my favorite Joss show (to date). It was welcomed into the opened arms of my other favs (which are also Joss shows, come to think about it).
I think it's because of this Joss-den era that I spare a little hope for Serenifly. I welcome his new shows, but that doesn't mean I have to leave his/my old shows in the dust.
It's like that song I used to sing in Girl Scouts:
Make new friends but keep the old,
One is silver and the other gold.
A circle's round, it has no end,
That's how long I want to be your friend.
korkster | August 14, 17:55 CET
Sure!
It'll be chock-full of Wash not dying (it was only a dream, yanno!) and hot three-way monkey sex between Mal, Jayne and Simon.
And maybe, just maybe, if we raise enough money, a bit of Inara on Saffron action!
Yeah, where do I sign for that?
Not.
BetNoir | August 14, 18:20 CET
I toss money out for merchandise and donations for Joss to get a Hollywood Star (once, last year). Why is this so ridiculous to chunk money at?
korkster | August 14, 18:55 CET
Not all fans. But, over the long haul, it becomes quite clear that it isn't merely an assumption.
But even setting that aside, the point is that the industry would insist upon the legal protection against the potential for (to borrow a term) fan interference.
That's just the real world.
And speaking of the star: Whatever happened with all the money raised for that, anyway? Presumably that project is dead, and yet its website continues to have a PayPal button to give money to the effort. Was the money refunded? Did it go to a charity instead?
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The One True b!X | August 14, 19:01 CET
Also, it's a musical. Zoe's song after she kills Singing Zombie Wash brings the whole house to tears every time. Jayne sings a cute little number about all of his favorite activities while he beats some guys up.
Sunfire | August 14, 19:13 CET
Because I've seen far too many fans display an appalling lack of understanding of copyright, intellectual property and the way the entertainment industry works.
I just don't see that many fans understanding the concept of being a silent partner in such an endeavor, let alone agreeing to such.
Why yes, I am Just That Cynical. Because I have friends and family in the industry.
Or, to borrow from Warren D'Montague on (yet another) short-lived FOX show: "Welcome to the Dream Factory."
BetNoir | August 14, 19:17 CET
:D
lax01 | August 14, 19:19 CET
Should we put that on the ads for the next Equality Now fundraiser we do?
The One True b!X | August 14, 19:24 CET
BetNoir, I didn't mean to sound like an attack, and I clearly had no idea that you were so close to this. I'm new to "rabid" fandoms (my first one!), and I'm merely going with the information provided in the thread.
People have said that this has worked before in non-America, so I just wondered why it couldn't be applied here. Now I know. Because we're stupid & greedy, and it confuzzles our clear and present fandom. I'll just stay on this side of the tube.
Speaking of Equality Now, bix, whatever happened to the announcements of those funds for 2008? I would have thought something would have been posted to the black. Any word?
korkster | August 15, 00:51 CET
Should we put that on the ads for the next Equality Now fundraiser we do?
No. I mean yes. I mean no.
electricspacegirl | August 15, 01:01 CET
Succatash | August 15, 01:48 CET
Only in the sense that I was trying to point out that the person I quoted was making a date rape reference, whether they intended to or not.
The One True b!X | August 15, 02:48 CET
Joss will "never write it off.”
We hold.
Anonymous1 | August 15, 02:53 CET
Funny, but I'll go out on a limb and say, "erh, No."
BTW, looks like the Whedon Star web site has
vanished into the ether....Nope looks like it was my internet connection instead.ETC: fact error
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Loose Deckplate | August 15, 15:23 CET
Are there any geneticists around here?
Also, whenever I read the name Ace Underhill, I just think of Frodo Baggins's alias.
ShamelessSingingRennie | August 15, 18:33 CET