The Christmas movies that never were.
"Time Out pitches a few ideas for future festive favourites..." Both Alyson Hannigan and Sarah Michelle Gellar are cast in "potential" Christmas movies.
Baby? Jesus!
Starring Jonah Hill, Alyson Hannigan
Rotund, loveable high school doofus Joe (Hill), finding out that his nerdy, virginal best friend (Hannigan) is pregnant with the new Messiah, poses as the father so her uptight atheist folks don’t get suspicious.
Nasty Nativity
Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tom Welling, Wilmer Valderama
Ex-TV heartthrobs Gellar, Welling and Valderama play Mary, Joseph and Jesüs, three high school teens who find their friends (Wendy King, Joe Shepherd and Bob Innkeeper) being picked off one by one by a masked loony in a Santa hat.
December 22 2008
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I have a slightly different problem with the one involving McKellen and Stewart, albeit it's with the casting, not the plot.
Altho if Ina Balin could do it, SMG can.
DaddyCatALSO | December 22, 16:19 CET
GreatMuppetyOdin | December 22, 17:47 CET
Let Down | December 22, 17:48 CET
All-White Christmas
Starring Chris Rock, Reese Witherspoon, R Lee Ermey
New York gangsta Rock has been dating Southern belle Witherspoon for over a year, but now he has to travel down to Alabama for the holidays and meet her Klan. Quite literally! ‘Meet the Parents’ collides with ‘Birth of a Nation’ in this riotous race-relations romp.
Let Down | December 22, 17:49 CET
GVH | December 22, 17:56 CET
Though I did notice that Olivia Williams, Whedonverse-resident-to-be, was also mentioned in one of them.
kishi | December 22, 21:04 CET
Hey, it'd be Buffy with a Christmas theme. What's not to like? :)
quantumac | December 23, 08:40 CET
Jim in Buffalo | December 23, 11:32 CET
And Danny Strong should definitely have been the one to not play her loveable doofus best friend!
barboo | December 24, 09:22 CET
barboo | December 24, 09:24 CET
Mayor | December 26, 00:17 CET
theforgottenslayer | December 26, 13:29 CET