January 15 2009
Dollhouse 'American Idol' TV spot.
29 days until a new Joss Whedon TV series, folks.
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The One True b!X | January 15, 09:42 CET
So yeah, this basically has to be made now.
Rhodey | January 15, 09:48 CET
Snugels | January 15, 09:51 CET
kispexi2 | January 15, 10:13 CET
Madhatter | January 15, 10:32 CET
"What if they didn't?"
I love that. I'm a little ambivalent about the rest of it.
dreamlogic | January 15, 10:58 CET
Was this aired, or is it going to? I'm all confused!
I wanna get squee-y about a new show!
ShadowQuest | January 15, 10:58 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 11:02 CET
grumbles
I was watching the whole...oh...wait. I did go to the bathroom. Damn bladder!
ShadowQuest | January 15, 11:09 CET
I love the TV spot...
Wimpie | January 15, 12:00 CET
Nico-Angel | January 15, 12:09 CET
Let Down | January 15, 12:47 CET
It's the same thing I thought about the "Twilight" movie -- wouldn't have had a chance of making it's money back if there wasn't a reason for guys to enthusiastically participate in it as a date movie or just go see it as a possible action movie. And behold, the trailers, full of fighting and things.
EDIT: This commercial aired for 28 million people. That's exactly what they needed to show those guys. Really, all their trying to do is make sure than 1 out of 4 of them watch the dang show for that first month, enough to get hooked. 1 out of 4 of those people and "Dollhouse" is a hit on Fridays.
[ edited by KingofCretins on 2009-01-15 13:20 ]
KingofCretins | January 15, 13:19 CET
wiesengrund | January 15, 13:30 CET
KingofCretins | January 15, 13:34 CET
I'm nauseated to think that you might be right about the gist of the commercial, KingofCretins. But even on the terms you seem to be stating, I'm not sure about it. The LOVER! KILLER! part is insipid. Substitute Jean-Claude Van Damme and it works just as well. Then there's the Snow White part at the end, and they don't meet. Even with what I prize as my big tolerance for ambiguity, still not sure that they meet, and what does that do for the non-Joss viewer?
dreamlogic | January 15, 13:43 CET
Am I missing the joke here?
flugufrelsarinn | January 15, 13:46 CET
Can I somehow become a native speaker? I mean, can I buy that in a store or on ebay or something? Damn you, English language!
Just curious: What was the biggest exposure a Firefly-ad got back in the day?
[ edited by wiesengrund on 2009-01-15 13:46 ]
wiesengrund | January 15, 13:46 CET
cutting edge satirea lame attempt at humour.Simon | January 15, 13:47 CET
I don't remember more than a couple "Firefly" commercials, to be honest. I do remember a good amount of "Drive" commercials.
KingofCretins | January 15, 13:50 CET
Pointy | January 15, 14:05 CET
ETA: To be more precise, I think : 'Sounds a bit like Alias, could be good', eventhough I went off Alias quickly.
Caroline | January 15, 14:10 CET
BrowncoatG | January 15, 14:12 CET
KingofCretins | January 15, 14:14 CET
Main character is hot. Show has action. Watch.
Still, nice trailer. I especially liked 'actions have consequences'. Echo looked like Rogue Slayer Faith or on drugs or something. Cool.
[ edited by J.I.G. on 2009-01-15 14:27 ]
J.I.G. | January 15, 14:27 CET
pat32082 | January 15, 14:40 CET
zeitgeist | January 15, 14:41 CET
Pointy | January 15, 14:47 CET
zeitgeist | January 15, 14:55 CET
Of course, this commercial does not evoke the meditative philosophical depths the show also goes for, what Harry Lennix talks about in his recent interview (another thread) - tackling humanistic issues of identity, memory, etc. Nor should this commercial go there, not while being aired during AI.
Pointy! If Dollhouse can be characterized as "North by Northwest" meets "Vertigo," i.e., compared to anything made before, that means that "Dollhouse" ipso facto can't be original and thus cannot be good! (Inside joke. Other thread.) Seriously, I like the idea of a cross between NbyN and Vertigo. Two of my favorite movies ever; so different, yet from the same master. Love.
phlebotinin | January 15, 14:56 CET
josswhedonaddict | January 15, 14:59 CET
Saje | January 15, 15:01 CET
[ edited by Racoon Boy on 2009-01-15 15:08 ]
Racoon Boy | January 15, 15:08 CET
Saje | January 15, 15:10 CET
UnpluggedCrazy | January 15, 15:11 CET
KingofCretins | January 15, 15:12 CET
In other words, I think this is doing exactly what it should. Now, they should air it a lot.
Septimus | January 15, 15:13 CET
They're watching documentaries on public broadcasting.
Caroline | January 15, 15:15 CET
dreamlogic | January 15, 15:27 CET
almost cookies | January 15, 15:29 CET
Sunfire | January 15, 16:32 CET
Saje | January 15, 16:55 CET
Guys, I need some HELP. I have a friend that doesn't believe that Buffy is the best series ever. Could you find me at least one tv writer or one top that has Buffy on the top, or something?
Rikardo | January 15, 17:07 CET
Sunfire | January 15, 17:07 CET
Sunfire | January 15, 17:09 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 17:15 CET
Pointy | January 15, 17:16 CET
Rikardo | January 15, 17:17 CET
Sunfire | January 15, 17:22 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 17:32 CET
Simon | January 15, 17:33 CET
Really -- better than many native speakers.
Off to watch the commercial now.
pillboxed | January 15, 17:37 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 17:38 CET
(and I suggest going foot commando - nothing says "Fuck you winter !" like no socks in January. Not many things says pneumonia quite like it either but rough with smooth/omelettes/eggs etc.)
Saje | January 15, 17:46 CET
Sunfire | January 15, 17:49 CET
Septimus | January 15, 17:55 CET
Emmie | January 15, 18:00 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 18:13 CET
* Is like the city's dreams taking physical form, which is one way of putting what the Dollhouse does. And what Dollhouse does.
* Could be waking up from an assignment or activating to play a predetermined part in someone else's dream or metaphorically waking up from the unconsciousness of being a doll.
* Embodies the tension between the individual consciousness and the community's claims on the individual.
ETA They pretty much pixilated her bottom, so if the viewer is looking for part of her to objectify, you've basically got her eyes. Her dangerously soulful eyes.
[ edited by Pointy on 2009-01-15 18:25 ]
Pointy | January 15, 18:13 CET
wiesengrund | January 15, 18:21 CET
snot monster from outer space | January 15, 18:21 CET
The Firefly "girl in a box" promos did actually air during American Idol. Except back then, it was the first season of AI, during the summer with comparatively modest ratings. Certainly not the 32.51 million that saw (and hopefully paid attention) to this one.
hacksaway | January 15, 18:27 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 18:40 CET
I was going to link to the old Firefly promos, including the rather hilarious Space Hooker one and the Space Cowboys one (I seem to remember that one had a techno remix song on it?), however they all appear to have gone missing from Youtube.
gossi | January 15, 18:42 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 18:56 CET
We have discovered the recurring theme of the Whedonverse: putting people in boxes.
Sunfire | January 15, 19:02 CET
gossi | January 15, 19:06 CET
hacksaway | January 15, 19:07 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 19:11 CET
I do think the promo has the potential of appealing to all-of-those-people-I-really-don't-get and just maybe it will tantalize them enough to watch that by Episode 6, when the Jossness is released, they'll be primed for the brainwashing. Although, clean brains are overrated.
If interested here's the Jane in Progress link http://www.janeespenson.com/archives/00000179.php
[ edited by Caroline on 2009-01-15 20:13 ]
BreathesStory | January 15, 20:01 CET
That ad didn't do anything for me but I'm on board already. It's probably a good ad. Liked the start, and how twitchy Eliza looked. But the cheesy-voice-guy definitely took something away from it.
catherine | January 15, 20:05 CET
catherine | January 15, 20:06 CET
Caroline | January 15, 20:13 CET
shambleau | January 15, 20:20 CET
I think, interestingly, if we took Lost as a model, we would see that it started out being intensely action-driven (the first episode is fairly straight-forward survive-on-a-desert-island stuff), then it hooked people with characterization (get to know these characters) while only slowly dribbling in the big ideas (first weird, mysterious hints, now whole time-space-continuum stuff). That model seems to have worked fairly well for Lost, getting people who would otherwise not be asking questions about the time-space continuum hooked and THEN springing the big ideas/questions on them.
I don't think Joss typically works that way, though. Buffy and Firefly both wear their other-worldliness and their concern-with-ideas rather proudly on their sleeves (and then get even deeper), and it seems like Dollhouse does too (since its premise is a big idea). I suspect they are trying to play that down a bit in order to draw in viewers, and then the deeper characterization and focus on ideas/questions will begin.
Septimus | January 15, 20:24 CET
The One True b!X | January 15, 20:25 CET
And that's actually OKAY. It's okay to get them in the door. If they come in and can get hooked, they'll hear everything Joss really has to say on the subject. But it's OKAY to sell the hotness to get them watching. One of my favorite Joss interviews was years back, pre-UPN Buffy, maybe even pre-Season 4. It was in Maxim or Stuff or something. The interviewer asked him if he was ever worried about drawing male viewers to the show, and his answer -- Joss Whedon's answer, he of Equality Now and "because you're still asking that question" -- was "have you seen the women on our show?"
KingofCretins | January 15, 20:26 CET
And if someone like me, bound to be a loyal viewer of this show, would never be snared by the ad, what about others who would probably love the show but would be turned away by this ad?
That said, I'm glad they're finally promoting it.
AnotherFireflyfan | January 15, 20:27 CET
The answer, in the end, is in the execution, and there's no way to catch that in a 30-second spot. If the show can stay alive by catering to the "hot chicks, hot guys and action" crowd, while slowly growing among the more, um, "washed" crowd through word of mouth (you know: "no, I know it looks cheesy, but you really should watch it"), that's fine by me.
snot monster from outer space | January 15, 20:36 CET
In other words, they are already on board if they are ever going to be. And they amount to somewhere between a 3.0 and 5.0 rating. It's like the old problem of pro wrestling -- when I was a fan, a "smark" (smart mark), we all discussed how wrestling would always draw about a 4.0 just for being wrestling. It wouldn't get into pop culture phenomenon range on cable (6.0 and higher) except when the writing was good enough to make it "cool" to "normal" people -- Steve Austin, the nWo, and things people weren't ashamed to wear on t-shirts. You didn't need to sell that base audience. You needed to sell the people who weren't going to watch just because it's wrestling.
We already know who is going to watch "Dollhouse" just because it's Joss -- namely, this entire site and the Joss fandom in general will pretty much all tune in. Most will keep watching out of loyalty even if they are only so so. What the show will need is people who don't already want Joss because its Joss.
KingofCretins | January 15, 20:45 CET
Hopefully we will start to see ads during House, Bones, and 24 in the next few weeks, but showing the ad during AI (during the 9-9:30 timeframe there was 32.51 million viewers last night) is the absolute best thing they can do right now.
To target the Fox demo, I am hoping for an ad during the NFC championship game this sunday. And I hope it is as sexy and cheesy as possible if that works to get the eyeballs there on 2/13. Pour on the cheese in huge disgusting gloppy bucketfuls, please!
TamaraC | January 15, 20:46 CET
We need, not to put too fine a point on it, more cretins, and that is to whom this is designed to appeal.
Septimus | January 15, 20:48 CET
[ edited by KingofCretins on 2009-01-15 20:53 ]
KingofCretins | January 15, 20:53 CET
Septimus | January 15, 20:59 CET
I'd also argue that a lot of people that this (and indeed Joss Whedon work) would appeal to may not be familiar with the man and/or his work. They may have thought Buffy was a cheesy high school show and avoided it, they may see this add and think it's another mindless, silly action show about a hot chick.
But I guess that's what we need the 13 episodes to air for. Bring in the masses with some action and hot chicks, then keep the show running for the word of mouth to spread that it's actually really smart and deep and occasionally witty as well.
So FOX has begun promoting. Let's see them keep it up, and follow through on their promise to air every episode.
AnotherFireflyfan | January 15, 21:02 CET
We want them to tune in, yes, and then we want them to tune in to the next show and the next show and the next show and...
Not that I know what the show will be like. I've been rigidly avoiding ALL spoilers and hints. I want to see it 'cold.' So maybe sexed up IS a true representation of the show. Somehow I doubt it.
All these hypothetical meanderings/wankings... I really wish I was talking about the actual show instead.
Actual is better.
I think.
Those in and out of the dollhouse might argue that point.
29 Days. BIG yearnings. Hey, maybe we need a countdown on the front page? That could be fun.
BreathesStory | January 15, 21:16 CET
hacksaway | January 15, 21:27 CET
Saje | January 15, 21:32 CET
Oh, and without relinquishing any of my intellectualism and feminism, I can say that this promo would interest me.
Septimus | January 15, 21:39 CET
Years ago I saw a program on Shakespeare, where it was pointed out that Shakespeare's plays were written in a way that made them appealing to a wide range of viewers. His works -- poetic, philosophical -- also had a lot of 'low' humour, sword fights, murders, incest, etc, for people who weren't interested in philosophical matters.
There is nothing wrong with wrapping a clever, deep show in a packaging of exciting action by hot-looking people.
[ edited by Effulgent on 2009-01-15 21:55 ]
Effulgent | January 15, 21:48 CET
TamaraC | January 15, 21:49 CET
"Actions have consequences."
"What if they didn't?"
Now that I can understand what they're saying, I love it even more. I am curious how many people fast-forwarded though the commercials and who watched live.
I also wonder when the next one will air...
And I love your title, bix!
korkster | January 15, 22:19 CET
This thwarting is what I mean when I tell people that Joss has ruined a lot of TV and films for me. Sometimes, though, I find what I'm looking for. Lately I've rediscovered the glory of Douglas Sirk films: gorgeous technicolor soap operas on the surface, biting social commentary on the down low.
phlebotinin | January 15, 22:42 CET
Best thing Joss ever did for Buffy...EVER...was to replace that horrifically bad VO 'talent' with ASH. Please do the same for Dollhouse.
And now that I think of it...PLEASE, don't have that guy doing any Voice Overs on the Dollhouse intros. I will refuse to watch Dollhouse in protest if that ends up being the case.
Did I mention that I hate the sound of that guys voice?
mangydog | January 15, 23:56 CET
That seems rather melodramatic and self-defeating.
The One True b!X | January 15, 23:58 CET
[ edited by dreamlogic on 2009-01-16 00:03 ]
dreamlogic | January 16, 00:00 CET
a) New show
b) Basic show concept
c) What kind of thing the show does - action, adventure, whatevers
d) Who's in it
e) Any other factors (writers, directors)
So it's roughly a promo which says ACTION ACTION SEXY ACTION HOT LADY MAN WHO DID BUFFY ACTION. I'm okay with that. I mean, I loved a show called "Buffy The Vampire Slayer", and sat through a season of which the primary plot was the US military having a demon hunting base in a Uni house.
gossi | January 16, 00:28 CET
Some of the cleverest people I know just aren't into the "vibe" of Joss shows, exactly. And some pretty dippy people, like me, just love 'em ;).
And after a great few seconds at the start, I too just found that promo a little out-of-control and thus not compelling. I'm all for sexy action (now I feel like I should be scrawling my phone number on a bathroom wall...) but it just moved too fast without anything to hook me. Plus, yes, voice-over guy, yeesh.
But then, it seemed pretty typical of a lot of New Show ads, right? And with all their marketing millions, they probably know better than me what works. I hope.
catherine | January 16, 01:05 CET
I'm ok with that too.
Digg the commercial. 6 so far.
Sunfire | January 16, 02:45 CET
Septimus | January 16, 03:10 CET
redeem147 | January 16, 03:16 CET
dulce_serenidad | January 16, 03:47 CET
This ad is...not what ads for porn look like. It looks like your typical action-drama network ad (especially something on Fox, it's a very Fox-ish ad), with a few choice quick-clever and/or mysterious-intrigue lines thrown in. Naked girl at the end optional (so it seemed like some of the TV spots I've seen for 24 in the past--the ones I try to avoid because they're often way too spoilerish, luckily PVR shields me from them mostly--except 24's have rarely if ever highlighted any of the female leads' sex appeal).
Kris | January 16, 06:39 CET
But how hilarious if they tried that angle! "Bursting with deconstructible plot turns! Feminist ambiguities! Cultural critique! Tune in now & get your next Slayage abstract ready before the competition does!"
I like the ad. I think it makes the premise pretty clear & looks potentially exciting and sexy with a little bit of sci-fi, and I'm so used to cheesy-voice guy that I just assume he has nothing to do with what the show's really like.
jcs | January 16, 08:01 CET
Anonymous1 | January 16, 08:28 CET