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March 02 2009

Another "Dollhouse" Related Webcomic. Have the guys of "HijiNKS Ensue" lost their faith in "Dollhouse"?

Pretty hilarious Whedon worshiping church scenario. I think I'll go do my "Hail Buffy"s now.

Marion the Geek | Dollhouse | 13:37 CET | 20 comments total | tags:

Make sure to read the comments on the comic. Whedon scripture. No lie.

Marion the Geek | March 02, 14:05 CET

Scripture? Oh finally all those childhood years of sitting in church are coming in handy. Thanks to Psalm 51-

Have mercy on Whedon, O Critics,
And give us a chance to love;
Let us know characters with compassion
And blot out FOX transgressions.

Wash away iniquity like a wiped Doll
And cleanse like we’re scrubbing blood from Gucci.
For we know the plot transgressions,
But fear cancellation is before us.

Against only Hulu, have I sinned
And ‘evilly’ used a proxy server to watch it
I’m kind of sick of all the doom speak
Anyway- what qualifies you to judge?

The sacrifices of a Whedonite are a broken spirit
A grieving and contrite heart,
When he kills off characters I don’t despise.

Let’s all try to make Dollhouse prosper;
Build up the numbers of Nielson.
Then there will be righteous sacrifices,
Whole burnt offerings to delight you, like pie (spoilers?)
Then goats will be offered on your altar.

But David Fury costs extra…

missb | March 02, 14:19 CET

*applause*. That was great, missb!

GVH | March 02, 15:34 CET

missb This made me laugh out loud:
Anyway- what qualifies you to judge?

jcs | March 02, 15:54 CET

But David Fury costs extra…

Hahaha. I loved the whole thing, but think the end is brilliant. XD lmao.

druzilla | March 02, 16:47 CET

My first readthrough of the comic, I totally thought he said, "Let us Fray."

Knuckleball | March 02, 17:34 CET

Arrgh. Do NOT read the comments if you are trying, as I was, to stay unspoiled for the Alpha casting info.

pillboxed | March 02, 17:49 CET

Another accompanying blog blasting the show, but this comic is hee-larious so they get more leeway.

Fortunately, my faith in Joss is hardly blind.

jkalderash | March 02, 17:50 CET

O, yee of little Faith! ;)

The Vally of the Shadow of FOX sounds scary...

Mirage | March 02, 18:37 CET

For Joss so loved himself, that he gave the world his first-begotten Slayer, that whosomever laid eyes on her would know nor est, but follow Joss wherever he would lead them.

DaddyCatALSO | March 02, 18:53 CET

I'd rather walk through Serenity Valley than the Valley of the Shadow of Fox.

The Operative | March 02, 19:29 CET

Arrgh. Do NOT read the comments if you are trying, as I was, to stay unspoiled for the Alpha casting info.

Phew...thanks for the warning.

snot monster from outer space | March 02, 19:32 CET

His writing staff, they comfort me...

Yes, they truly do. Hee! This is very funny and so true for many Whedon fans right now.

Emmie | March 02, 19:52 CET

At least it's a heck of a lot funnier than the Penny Arcade comic. :) I really wish people would withhold their judgment awhile longer though. What do they want after 2-3 episodes ? *sigh*

a little pez witch | March 02, 20:18 CET

That made me lawl. It definitely rings true for me and it's just plain clever (is what it is).

Valse | March 02, 21:13 CET

If you want pain, try sticking with Terminator: SCC. If Dollhouse lasts long enough, maybe there'll be an opening for Summer.

will.bueche | March 02, 22:01 CET

I really wish people would withhold their judgment awhile longer though. What do they want after 2-3 episodes ?

Eh, there are plenty of TV shows that are extremely good right from their first episode. Firefly comes to mind, though I'm thinking of course of the real first episode, the one that wasn't aired....

Most of Joss' shows get off to a slow start. That was fine more than a decade ago with Buffy, and nearly a decade ago with Angel, but slow-starts don't work in television anymore. I think that Joss really shines when it comes to long-arcs, but on an episode-to-episode basis, especially the initial episodes, he tends to fall kind of flat. At least in my opinion.

Tyshalle | March 03, 02:30 CET

Sorry, guys. All this wait till the 6th episode! feels a little silly, especially in a world where the finest British series only run 6 eps a season.

cronopiogal | March 03, 17:21 CET

My bigger fear is if Joss walks to Valley of the Shadow of Fox and don't wanna waist a visit and kill a character.

Brasilian Chaos Man | March 03, 18:50 CET

Sorry, guys. All this wait till the 6th episode! feels a little silly, especially in a world where the finest British series only run 6 eps a season.

Isn't that a bit like saying "I know I've only read the first page of this novel, but that's enough to tell it's a waste of time; after all, there are prose-poems that are shorter than this!"

6-episode a year TV is a different kind of thing from 24-episode a year TV.

snot monster from outer space | March 03, 18:53 CET

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