Seven franchises J.J. Abrams should reboot.
In light of the new Star Trek, Cinematical suggests other ideas for Abrams to revive. Three Joss-related items make the list.
Really? An Abrams Firefly? Eh.
May 11 2009
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jlp | May 11, 07:05 CET
Shey | May 11, 07:08 CET
ThorpeWithoutShrimp | May 11, 07:09 CET
[ edited by TartFuel on 2009-05-11 07:10 ]
TartFuel | May 11, 07:09 CET
kali0712 | May 11, 07:11 CET
The One True b!X | May 11, 07:12 CET
Why is it so destructive? Because it's red. Before red's horrific properties were known, Starfleet actually employed it as a cloth dye, resulting in thousands of dead ensigns when exposed to surges in the surrounding energy field/monster:crewman ratio/air currents.
Mercenary | May 11, 07:24 CET
The One True b!X | May 11, 07:26 CET
Simon | May 11, 07:29 CET
cfeuille | May 11, 07:31 CET
mortimer | May 11, 07:53 CET
alpha5099 | May 11, 08:09 CET
ef | May 11, 08:10 CET
Abrams is no better than any of the directors mentioned, he is just the current studio golden boy that has proven he can make money. Therefore he gets all the funding so he can make really big expensive movies. If Joss got the kind of Money Abrams got he could probably outdo Abrams every time.
Serenity $39 million budget
Star trek $160 million budget
Anybody can make a good action film if you throw enough money at them. Joss managed to do the same thing for a lot less and still satisfy the hard core sci-fi/philosophy nerd in me.
Jayne's Hat | May 11, 08:12 CET
That's overstating it. Heh. There are plenty of expensive crappy action films.
The One True b!X | May 11, 08:15 CET
Tell me about it -- didn't red matter feature quite prominently in Alias too?
And yeah, I agree with everyone else here: as much as I enjoyed the new Star Trek film, Abrams just isn't capable of the subtlety needed to pull off something like Firefly.
MattK | May 11, 08:19 CET
nyrk | May 11, 08:36 CET
vampmogs | May 11, 08:48 CET
I have to admit, though - Zachary Quinto can raise his eyebrow (even if it seems to be the wrong one) with the best of them.
Mercenary | May 11, 08:56 CET
[ edited by ShanshuBugaboo on 2009-05-11 09:27 ]
ShanshuBugaboo | May 11, 09:01 CET
Let Down | May 11, 09:05 CET
SmileTime | May 11, 09:16 CET
The Do That Girl | May 11, 10:23 CET
Gota luv that Buffy | May 11, 10:36 CET
ceo | May 11, 11:07 CET
Ildeth | May 11, 11:08 CET
xerox | May 11, 11:30 CET
Pretty_Hate_Machine | May 11, 11:31 CET
Exactly, mortimer. That'd be the best of both worlds, and would get JJ's cross-over pop-culture cred and draw in Joss' dedicated fandom.
Unfortunately, things like this never happen :)
GVH | May 11, 11:36 CET
Nebula1400 | May 11, 11:49 CET
How do you "reboot" True Lies? A standalone movie that was fairly successful?
How do you "reboot" a TV Show that, while it did manage to spawn a motion picture, only ran 15 episodes?
Speed? Didn't realize it was such a franchise. The first movie was a sort of cult hit, the second was terrible. That's it. Reboot a movie and its sequel?
Superman? Already been rebooted! Fail tag applies here.
I think Hollywood is getting "reboot" crazy, and they should put down their "reboot crack pipe" for a few years...
recoil | May 11, 12:26 CET
Dana5140 | May 11, 12:40 CET
He makes a better first impression than Joss, which is why his movies are more successful... plus the whole having lots of money to make and promote his movies helps as well.
mortimer | May 11, 12:55 CET
Just think; Mischa Barton as Inara, Zac Efron as Mal, Shia LaBeouf as Wash, Jamie Bell as Jayne, Beyoncé Knowles as Zoë, Megan Fox as River, Rupert Grint as Simon and Gregory Hines as Book.
In the first movie the Serenity gets sucked through a blackhole back to the battle of Serenity valley and the crew manages to win the war for the Browncoats.
Hunted | May 11, 13:44 CET
gchucky | May 11, 14:18 CET
Craig Oxbrow | May 11, 14:23 CET
The most interesting thing I got out of this, though, was the author's comparision of how Joss works vs how JJ does:
JMaloney | May 11, 14:59 CET
Shouldn't Zac play Simon? At least then we'd know that it would be somewhat true to Joss' vision. ;)
JMaloney | May 11, 15:01 CET
Radaar | May 11, 15:24 CET
mortimer | May 11, 15:26 CET
And I guess I need to see Star Trek anyway. If Abrams has indeed "ruined" the franchise, this might actually be watchable. :-)
Kaneda | May 11, 15:41 CET
didifallasleep | May 11, 15:46 CET
Zac Efron was already Simon.
Nebula1400 | May 11, 16:08 CET
And as a curiosity, here the Giles dubber voice is the same of Bruce Willis.
Brasilian Chaos Man | May 11, 16:16 CET
The One True b!X | May 11, 16:22 CET
JMaloney | May 11, 16:37 CET
zoinkers | May 11, 16:40 CET
Explosions and intricate storylines, tied together with a complex characters and flying cars. Who wouldn't love it?
Jayme | May 11, 17:05 CET
So why not re-make Close Encounters (or 2001: A Space Odyssey) while we're at it? I'm sure Shia LaBeouf would be much better than Richard Dreyfus...
The only thing this article does is make me ask; What has happened to the entertainment business in this era of pandering?
For example, we already saw what a Star Wars franchise re-boot looks like; Greedo shoots first and the Ewoks sing a better song. And in terms of the actual new content, we get Jar Jar Binks. Lets not forget the most anticipated portion of the story, Darth Vader's origin story. In a sudden change of heart, Anakin betrayed his mentor and brothers in arms, turning his back on his very way of life, to became the antitheses of everything he holds dear, Darth Vader. It left me cold and disappointed.
As Peter David once discussed at length, George Lucas lost his faith from the time of Return of the Jedi to Phantom Menace. Instead of The Force being a mystical energy that helped you find your way, a core metaphysical concept of good and evil reduced to a simple scientific explanation, "oh its some microscopic being called Midicloriens." Bah. Take away the heart and soul and the movie may gross millions at the box office but you'll still have a soul-less, heartless shell of something much greater.
alexreager | May 11, 17:09 CET
MalContent | May 11, 17:10 CET
Why reboot Star Trek? It was perfect as it was. And from my perspective, the main reason is not so that we can breath new life into an old dog, but so that we can feature hot young actors like Zachary Quinto and make money. It is sort of a no lose proposition. The folks who really committed to Star Trek are 40 years older now and not likely going to go see someone screw up good memories from their youth; the younger folk will happily go because (1) it is a sci fi flick, (2) they want to see how people play with characters that they know from DVD viewing, and (3) you get to see folk like Zachary Quinto. Plus, (4) they can mkae overt what the oringal Star Trek never could, like an interracial kiss. I hate this kind of reboot.
Dana5140 | May 11, 17:46 CET
[ edited by The One True b!X on 2009-05-11 17:53 ]
The One True b!X | May 11, 17:52 CET
Any questions of this type(see Bond, Batman etc) can be answered by this relevant section (04:24-04:40) of this video.
Simon | May 11, 18:38 CET
zeitgeist | May 11, 19:09 CET
Dana5140 | May 11, 19:15 CET
As for making Firefly mainstream, that kind of made me laugh. Gorram popular crowd trying to tell us how to run our verse. This is the sort of thing revolutions are fought over.
xMadxScientistx | May 11, 19:24 CET
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The One True b!X | May 11, 19:27 CET
Age: 53
Background: Watched 1st airing of Star Trek: TOS in 1966 at age 11. Loved it. Made everyone in family watch it. Wouldn't shut up about it. Discovered (via helpful school classmates) that this made me something called a "geek."
The new Star Trek movie: Loved it. Loved it. (Of course there were some hokey things - thus making it completely in keeping with the original hokey-but-beloved series.) It was a delightful continuation & homage, and it was the 1st Star Trek movie since "The Wrath of Khan" that I enjoyed.
Conclusions: 1) Many of us are probably going to disagree that this reboot was terrible. 2) Defining fan "commitment" or "true fandom" is fairly pointless.
QuoterGal | May 11, 19:29 CET
m'cookies actual | May 11, 19:37 CET
They've got cat juggling pictures of kids, grown-ups, celebs and even the Pope. So I got a little off topic there but m'cookies actual, I've decided there's just no way to juggle a goose. However, swans are no problem and should be juggled all the time.
alexreager | May 11, 20:04 CET
Sounds like it's time to make a trip to the bootleg store to get the Star Trek movie. If I'm lucky, it will be in English all the way through. Unlike Watchmen.
dreamlogic | May 11, 20:21 CET
TamaraC | May 11, 20:41 CET
Sunfire | May 11, 20:46 CET
But much as I enjoyed the movie, it certainly wasn't Serenity. Star Trek was fun and funny and exciting and touching. Serenity is those things, but also disturbing, heartbreaking, and thought-provoking. I prefer Joss & JJ do their own things.
jcs | May 11, 22:17 CET
I can't say I know loads of Star Trek, I only watched it when it was shown on Tv here (though now I totally wanna see more of the Original series and stuff. Have one of the old movies, 3rd one. It's fun.) and such, but I've always enjoyed it and such and I LOVED the new movie. It was so much fun.
I actually kinda saw it twice (the comic book shop I frequent had a screening thing last month and then I kinda saw it again this Saturday). But then I also saw the New Bond movie twice. XD Though I only paid to see it once, first time was with my Dad. XD
Though man that red stuff soooo reminded me of Alias. They had that red huge ball in ses. 1 and stuff. XD So that was a bit Alias flashbacky. XD But over all nice.
And did I get it wrong or what because I thought JJ only directed it and stuff. It's not like he wrote it or anything. That was like Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman.
Sorry, I'll stop babbling. XD
druzilla | May 11, 23:45 CET
silent knight | May 12, 00:17 CET
Seriously? I mean, seriously? I am beyond tired of the stereotype that all geeks are male. I'm as geeky as the next person, thank you, and I'm a woman.
(And no, I don't live in my mom's basement either. She doesn't have a basement.)
erendis | May 12, 01:51 CET
TawnyJayne | May 12, 02:55 CET
marymary | May 12, 03:51 CET
jtmtzrwj | May 12, 05:35 CET
I wasn't enough of a fan of Felicity to follow its fandom online and keep track of how involved Abrams stayed with that. Anyone here know ? All I know is I liked the first season or two of that series, continued to enjoy it for parts of Seasons 3 and 4, and felt that Season 4 ended very well (although the show maybe suffered from pandering to 'shippers a bit throughout, possibly). If a show I like has a quality beginning and ending, I can sometimes live with an iffy middle (unless the thing is like 10 seasons long) and come out the other side saying I liked it overall, recommending it even.
I didn't see more than the first half of the first season of Alias (didn't give up on it, just didn't have time. Have eyed that cool series box set many times, especially when Amazon knocks it down to $99 and I think the Disney Movie Club has it even lower at the moment). How involved did Abrams stay with that ? Drew Goddard got to take the reigns for a while, didn't he ? I remember when I heard that, toward the end of the show's life, and that the girl from The Inside was added to the cast, I wanted to put it on my must-watch list eventually.
Kris | May 12, 09:38 CET
Away.
I like the comment about Abrams (and his writing staff) making a good pilot, because I liked the first hour of the Star Trek movie, and the character introductions, quite well. But for the rest of it, I didn't really like much of the actual plot, felt that most characters acted stupidly (and many without reason), disliked the way the movie pushed genocide in apparently just to give a reason for Spock to show emotion. Most of all: I hated the way the reboot essentially destroys the entire Trek canon up until this point, effectively erasing four series and ten films (somewhat ironically, Enterprise remains unaffected by Nero and Spock's time-jumping) and then bringing in Leonard Nimoy to tell Kirk that he and Spock will get along and inventing Scotty's genius for him, acting as a kind of Vulcan Ex Machina to make characters more like their counterparts. Talk about having your cake and eating it too: this deprives us of both the possibility of connecting this story to the story that's been going on for years, and the pleasure of the characters finding their own path--which essentially saps the two most interesting elements of a prequel/reboot, for me. What insight, exactly, is it that Kirk is a womanizing daredevil because of his father's death, when the Kirk we've known for forty years had a loving father, and still turned out that way?
I'm glad that many liked it, but it didn't feel like it had enough heart. And at times it didn't feel like it had any head.
Now let's just make sure that Abrams stays away from Joss's toys. Please, please, please.
WilliamTheB | May 12, 09:58 CET
So it does allow the film to be considered canon, if you want it to, but it's also easy to ignore (well, aside from it being where canon Spock ends up and apparently the Romulan homeworld is destroyed and the race decimated in the original Trek timeline/reality). It allows the reboot of the franchise to strike out on its own while still respecting, as best it can with an all-new cast, what came before.
Kris | May 12, 10:22 CET
WilliamTheB | May 12, 10:27 CET
I think it might just be that I don't like the alternate reality concept much. Change the villain (and, Eric Bana's charms aside, I found Nero very bland), find some other way to bring Nimoy into the story in some capacity without appealing to this stuff, and it should be possible to make a story that covers most of the same ground as this one while allowing us to look at the canonical Trek in a new light. I mean, most of the character stuff wouldn't really be changed by having it happen in the canonical story. As I suggested before, I would have found a story that examined and explained our James Kirk, the Shatner Kirk, in a new light, to be much more interesting than one that mostly relates to the death of his father, which explicitly is not a trait of the Kirk that future Spock knows. (So how does he know that he and Spock would get along?) I honestly would have been bothered less if they modified nonessential parts of the canon to fit their story--Kirk not knowing his father isn't a bad shorthand for his traits within the series, and since George Kirk was never, to my recollection, all that important, it seems like an okay tradeoff, not much different from Joss tweaking the nature of Simon and River's escape in Serenity.
WilliamTheB | May 12, 10:40 CET
I liked it.
Also, do we need to be employing invisitext to such a great extent? I'd like to be considerate, but this way I feel like ninjas are creeping up on me through the comments field.
Mercenary | May 12, 11:14 CET
There's no such thing as too much invisitext when it's warranted, I say, heh.
Kris | May 13, 08:25 CET
WilliamTheB | May 14, 19:51 CET