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September 20 2003

(SPOILER) Angel 504 Hell Bound - Spike exclusive photo

from french magazin Arkanium

Yeah that's cool. A ghost who can git cut. I'm sold.

And here's another thing. What're they lookin' at anyway?

Lorne looks like he just ate a canary.

Spike's looking back at us as if we just complemented him on his trenchcoat: "You like it, eh? Yeh it's to die fer, innit? I 'ad t'kill t'get it."

Angel's like, "Wanna watch me brood? I'll brood. You bet. Here I go. Brooding in three, two, one..!"

Wesley's standing there pretending to be manly, but is positioned so that he can hump on Angel's leg - I mean men never stand that close together even for pictures unless it's gay porn.

Gunn's head looks like a chia pet.

And what's with Fred? Look at those eyes. Is she coming on to us? That face has "watch our show and I'll DO you" written all over it.

And the overall composition of the shot is also suspect. The men are positioned around the one woman. The one person sitting down. Gunn's like, "lookit me I still have my hand on the seat which means I still have my hands on her ass when no one's lookin you think there's somethin' wrong our relationship that I have problems with committment after breakin someone's neck and throwing him in a dimensional portal no way I am so in there!" and the other guys are lookin' back at us as if to say, "he ain't gettin' any and we all know it but we humor the boy."

I mean think about this. These guys standing at a table, except for the one female who is sitting and is this subtly sexist or what? What are they posing for? Mephistopheles? Why is she sitting down? Why are they positioned around her like that? What gives? Who posed this picture? Dean Martin? "Show off the merchandise, boys. Everybody aim your privates at the lady. Make sure the world knows you've still gone one regular pair of breasts left on the cast, or they'll click over to reruns of Charlie's Angels." It looks like they're about to give Fred away to some demon for an anti-virgin sacrifice.

LORNE: Everybody say cheese!

*grumble grumble grumble*
Wesley's standing there pretending to be manly, but is positioned so that he can hump on Angel's leg - I mean men never stand that close together even for pictures unless it's gay porn.

He sure does. Hmm Angel/Wes......
oops, made a mistake

[ edited by vfannel on 2003-09-21 14:10 ]

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