Deadliest Fantasy Warrior: Xena vs. Buffy.
The Torch matches Buffy and Xena against each other.
TheTorchonline.com matches Buffy and Xena against each other. Who would win?
July 23 2009
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Craig Oxbrow | July 23, 15:05 CET
kurna | July 23, 15:07 CET
But I dont even need to see the link to know that both Xena and Buffy throw down their weapons and decide to wrestle instead. With some kind of oil.
alexreager | July 23, 15:12 CET
Also: each of Buffy's sidekicks could single-handedly kick Gabrielle's arse (yes, even Xander)! That has to count for something.
Jakob Schmidt | July 23, 15:58 CET
witchlover | July 23, 16:04 CET
goingtowork | July 23, 16:14 CET
Tough one because Xena also apparently has extra-normal strength, speed and stamina as well though it's difficult to tell if that's part of the hyper-reality of the show or whether, as is hinted at, Xena is half-god herself (the example that always comes to mind is the episode where Gabrielle almost drowns and is picked up by what turns out to be a cursed ship and Xena, seeing it pull away and after some fighting and other hijinks, "flicks" herself using some flexible branches over several hundred yards to land in the rigging - there're other examples no doubt but that's the one that sticks in my mind as clearly beyond even the most agile and determined standard human body. Partly cos I absolutely loved it, so silly it was cool ;).
In the theoretical infinite plain with no weapons, probably Buffy. Same plain with swords, probably Xena. Same plain with advanced preparation and foreknowledge, very tough call, they're actually pretty evenly matched IMO. With assistance from their respective "gangs", Buffy surely FTW.
Saje | July 23, 16:15 CET
A: Batman.
jclemens | July 23, 16:16 CET
Sunfire | July 23, 16:20 CET
FunkyBeccaBecca | July 23, 16:40 CET
But Gabby has her little stick! And an evil daughter. I wouldn't underestimate her.
hacksaway | July 23, 17:12 CET
And he can dismantle and reassemble a military rifle within seconds ... sometimes ....
Jakob Schmidt | July 23, 17:23 CET
Xena vs. Wesley however... does Wesley win?
Liam Mars | July 23, 17:58 CET
And Buffy vs Xena, in everyway Xena would win perhaps maybe not in a quiping match. The biggest difference goes back to who these characters are at their most basic level and Buffy never wanted to fight,kill. Xena wasn't chosen, she had the drive and ambition to became the greatest warrior and succeeded. And unlike Buffy, Xena never had a desire to be normal and lead a simple life. Also a big difference is that Buffy is too dependant on her friends, Xena can fight with her sidekick or solo, she gets the job done. Buffy without friends would have died at the end of season1.
Vergil | July 23, 18:34 CET
Which Wesley? Buffy season 3 Wesley loses, hands down. Angel season 5 Wesley... more of an interesting question.
jclemens | July 23, 20:26 CET
What I am wondering, though, who'd win in a Xena vs. Illyria matchup?
mangydog | July 23, 22:48 CET
Little Green Kid | July 23, 22:56 CET
Illyria would totally win in a Xena vs. Illyria fight.
menomegirl | July 24, 02:37 CET
While I agree that Buffy was a superior show, I think you might not be judging Xena for what it was supposed to be. I think Xena at its core was always supposed to be campy escapism. Whether that's better or not is a subjective preference. Buffy was a superior show because Buffy was always true to what it was supposed to be. Xena kept flirting with the idea with being a serious arcing drama and as a result tended to feel really uneven.
In other words, I think you could make Xena as dominant as she was AND make it the same type of show as Buffy by concentrating more on arcs and relationships, it's just never what Xena was set up to do.
azzers | July 24, 06:28 CET
vampmogs | July 24, 07:56 CET
Actually, having seen and enjoyed both shows, in my perfect fantasy world, Buffy and Xena would overcome time, dimensional and storyline barriers and become allies or even friends. I remember how many times Xena fought demons and monsters, I would prefer to think of her as a possible Grecian-age Slayer.
In the end of her show, Xena was killed, but remember how every slayer's spirit lives on in Buffy's dreams and gives her knowledge and strength. Even Willow chided Buffy with "Why didn't you dress like Xena?" in the episode "Halloween".
Riverine | July 26, 18:15 CET