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September 16
2009
(SPOILER)
A review of 'The Cabin in the Woods' script.
The CinemaBlend reviewer says Joss and Drew's movie "has the potential to be something special, but it's by no means a slam dunk".
Simon
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Reminds me of a certain post from Joss.
Numfar PTB | September 16, 11:41 CET
TDBrown | September 16, 11:44 CET
wiesengrund | September 16, 11:45 CET
And on a different note: this doesn't really set my meter of "gore-hate" to the green zone, as The Cabin in the Woods seems quite bloody from this review. Hmmm.
Will still probably go see it, though.
ETR: two huge typos
[ edited by GVH on 2009-09-16 12:01 ]
GVH | September 16, 12:00 CET
Side Note: The fact that this is not the first review that has stated that at least this draft of the script contains little to no real suspense or truly-unnerving moments just furthers my worries and strong caution about the film.
[ edited by J Linc on 2009-09-16 13:40 ]
J Linc | September 16, 13:39 CET
So far, this sounds highly unimpressive to me. I am not a gore hound, and I am not even a guy who likes parodies of gore-hound movies. I am wondering how Joss is getting around his past attacks on torture porn by writing a movie with lots of blood in it, but that remains to be seen.
Dana5140 | September 16, 14:10 CET
J Linc | September 16, 14:23 CET
phlebotinin | September 16, 14:48 CET
A lot of a suspense of a film is in the direction and the editing (not to mention the acting.)
Still looking forward to the film.
redeem147 | September 16, 15:02 CET
I'd imagine he's getting around it by simply knowing that a gory film is not equal to a torture-porn film. As do most horror fans.
It didn't make sense the first time you made the point on here Dana5140 and it still doesn't make sense.
Saje | September 16, 15:08 CET
Dana5140 | September 16, 17:53 CET
The One True b!X | September 16, 18:10 CET
gossi | September 16, 18:34 CET
UnpluggedCrazy | September 16, 18:40 CET
The One True b!X | September 16, 18:49 CET
The One True b!X | September 16, 18:51 CET
Simon | September 16, 18:58 CET
Here's why: scripts are hard. They take lots of work. This is probably not news. But think of it this way. Most feature scripts take three months of writing (at least) to complete. Do you really think Joss is going to take three months out of his life to write a second feature-length script, knowing it will never see the light of day, coming up with a concept close enough to what's out there to be believable as fake, and with good enough writing to fool those who review scripts for a living? All so the tiny, tiny percentage of the people who actually look for spoilers on the internet won't know the truth about his film? It makes no sense. It's one thing to lie in an interview or release a false script page, it's another to fake a full 120-page script. And if it was fake, why is it still pretty hard to find? Surely he'd want it all over the net so people wouldn't be tempted to search for the "real" script?
Anyway, long story short, the script being reviewed is the actual script. I've read it too.
As Bix said, Dana, there is a legitamate question of "how can you decry horror films within a horror film?" It's similar to the questions asked of "Funny Games," i.e. how can you give people what they want, and then chastise them for wanting it, without being a scold?
There is not a question of "how can someone against torture porn make a horror movie with blood in it?" Torture porn is defined as a subgenre of horror focusing on, well, actual torture. The Hostel movies, the Saw movies, and Captivity fit the bill. Some have tried to lump in a lot of these '70s remakes as well, but most of them don't fit (except, arguably, the new version of Last House On The Left). Torture porn is a not a catch-all term for a disturbing film, or a violent film, or a gory film, or a film some people may not like.
Or, to put it another way, the following movies have lots of blood and gore: The Shining, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Alien, Aliens, The Exorcist, The Thing, Re-Animator, The Descent, Dawn Of The Dead. They are not torture porn.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS:
I think Cabin is about three things:
1) Why we "need" horror movies, as a society, and what that says about us.
2) The creative process of working in a collaborative art form. Seriously.
and
3) The difficulty for an artist in balancing what he thinks he should express versus what an audience expects (i.e. what an audience wants versus what it needs... gee, where have I heard that before?).
A lot of the reviews I've read of the Cabin script don't seem to talk about these ideas at all. They give a very glib, surface level review of things that reminds me of people who are instantly dismissive of Buffy because of its title and its perceived camp. But the layers are there, for those who wish to look.
EDIT: Other people addressed the torture porn thing while I was composing this mini-essay :) I agree with you.
Also, should I hide my comments on the script? I tried to keep them vague and it's a spoiler thread, but I saw some other people were hiding theirs, so let me know.
[ edited by bonzob on 2009-09-16 18:59 ]
[ edited by bonzob on 2009-09-16 19:00 ]
bonzob | September 16, 18:59 CET
nearlyseemingly every movie blogger and horror website has been on a year-long campaign to paint Joss' remarks about it (like the "horror film to end all horror films... literally" back at 2007 Comic-Con) as writer braggadocio instead of teases.Anyone who was there when he said things like that knew it wasn't "seriously, this will be better than anything ever before and no one will want to make horror movies ever again" (the way the horror/movie sites were portraying it) and instead was simply "I'm telling you something about the movie without telling you something about the movie".
With all those movie and horror sites starting off from a position of complete BS, it's no wonder most of their script read reports don't have much thought in them. (I haven't read the one linked here.)
[ edited by The One True b!X on 2009-09-16 19:02 ]
The One True b!X | September 16, 19:04 CET
Jobo | September 16, 19:17 CET
Oi. That version isn't fake. The one that's out on the net is a real draft.
The Dark Shape | September 16, 19:43 CET
phlebotinin | September 16, 20:17 CET
I gather the other films in the series are terrible and don't interest me.
redeem147 | September 16, 20:37 CET
For instance, according to wikipedia, Untraceable, The Passion Of The Christ, I Know Who Killed Me, The Devil's Rejects, Wolf Creek, Ichi The Killer, Turistas, and The Collector have all been given that label. I would say these are all debatable, at the very least.
bonzob | September 16, 20:48 CET
But I do think the term has been used way beyond its original meaning. Joss is clearly a horror fan, and I really doubt he meant that any time something bad or bloody happens to a character, that = torture porn. In any horror movie, something bad generally happens to one or more someones.
dispatch | September 16, 21:38 CET
One problem with the label is, people hear "porn" and think "sex", if it doesn't have sex or at least nudity then they're puzzled by the porn label. And I also think it's way over/misused.
That said, "Wolf Creek" most assuredly features torture as does at least the trailer for "Turistas" ("Paradise Lost" in the UK) which put me off watching the latter and kinda made me wish I could unwatch the former. Whether they're "torture porn" is debatable though which is another problem with the label in that it's an arbitrary line as to where a torture scene becomes torture scenes becomes torture porn. To me torture has to be basically the sole focus of the horror for it to be "torture porn" but even "sole focus" is open to interpretation.
(the first 'Saw' I might call "predicament horror" as a sort of sub-sub-genre offshoot of "survival horror", not seen the sequels because, again, I was put off by their marketing. I'd stick 'Cube' in the same sub-sub-genre. And that's ™ BTW ;)
Saje | September 16, 21:57 CET
When people apply the porn suffix to something it usually implies that, like pornography, the film will have no ideas, thin characters, and a plot that is merely an excuse to get to the next setpiece (be it sex or torture). Furthermore, it implies that the torture scenes are there just to titillate disturbed minds who get off on seeing people maimed, disfigured, and killed, with no other purpose beyond this titillation.
I could imagine such films existing, I just haven't seen them hitting the marketplace, certainly not in large enough numbers to justify the creation of a subgenre.
For instance, I would argue Hostel, like a lot of horror films, is a moral film, almost puritanical in its upholding of moral virtues.
SPOILERS FOR HOSTEL
The first half of the film contains virtually no violence/gore of any kind.
In the second half, there is a torture scene, but it has a very clear function. It's the protagonist being tortured, so there is inherent suspense to the scene -- how will he get away? The twist is -- he doesn't get away. He dies. It's the Psycho switch, where the secondary protagonist must now become the protagonist.
The rest of the film contains two more torture scenes, one where hero turns the tables on his torturer and kills him, and one where another torturer is interrupted while torturing an innocent girl and is killed by the hero. That's three scenes of torture, each with a clear narrative purpose, and two of them ending in the tortured person turning the tables on their captor.
If torture porn films are designed for people who "get off" on torture, this film, the supposed pinnacle of the genre, did not do a very good job. If I was watching a porn film, and there were no sex scenes in the first half, and then two of the three sex scenes in the second half ended in the sex being interrupted, I wouldn't think it was a good porn film, you know?
bonzob | September 16, 22:17 CET
The version which is floating out there isn't finished. It's particularly draft. Is what I heard.
My feeling is that Cabin is going to make or break it based on direction. How it turns out from production will sink or swim it.
Also - "The difficulty for an artist in balancing what he thinks he should express versus what an audience expects" from bonzob above makes me grin. Dollhouse was kinda like that. Not only from within the show, but from when it aired - you could almost hear a good portion of the fandom saying "When is Faith going to to punch Adelle?" as each episode aired.
gossi | September 16, 23:26 CET
Shapenew | September 16, 23:29 CET
gossi | September 16, 23:32 CET
The Dark Shape | September 16, 23:35 CET
When people apply the porn suffix to something it usually implies that, like pornography, the film will have no ideas, thin characters, and a plot that is merely an excuse to get to the next setpiece (be it sex or torture).
The label's certainly become pejorative bonzob and as you say, if you put "porn" into any genre label it ceases to be neutral in the way that e.g. "survival horror" is basically neutral so yet another problem with the label is it has a pre-judgment built into it so that it's very easy for people to call something torture porn and then just dismiss counter-arguments by (implicitly or otherwise) suggesting that if you're defending it or even just questioning whether it even is torture porn then you're already some kind of deviant.
That said, I don't think the torture scenes in a horror film need to be gratuitous to earn the label "torture porn" and I don't think the film needs to be devoid of ideas or well-developed characters (i.e. even though i'm not a fan of it, i'm happy to accept there're well made torture porn horror movies and badly made torture porn horror movies).
If the horror only or largely revolves around torture set-pieces (to the extent that any other gore is slight and incidental) then it qualifies IMO, particularly where the element of the victim being helpless and at the torturer's mercy is emphasised (slasher flicks have a lot of running away and - for the victims - ineffectual fighting back i.e. the victim is at least an active participant in the scene rather than just being an object to be taken apart while alive). That seems a less subjective and less loaded definition.
Saje | September 16, 23:42 CET
The problem still exists, though, that the term has become/always was entirely pejorative (as you mention), so that while you may acknowledge that there is such a thing as "good" or "bad" torture porn, I don't think the critical community at large does.
I certainly have never heard a critic go "wow, what a fantastic torture porn I just saw."
bonzob | September 16, 23:59 CET
Shapenew | September 17, 01:30 CET
The Dark Shape | September 17, 02:04 CET
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