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October 22 2009

The worst (and weirdest) vampire products. Yep, some Buffy merch ranks high on the list.

Shiai | Collectibles | 05:14 CET | 15 comments total | tags:

I like some of the comments more then the actual article, nsfw? maybe, but funny as hell :o

Krusher | October 22, 07:37 CET

I see I've finally found my Christmas list.

refrigeratorelf | October 22, 09:15 CET

Absolutely hilarious!! I think a better buffy prop would have been a Mr. Pointy replica. I'd pay a hundred dollars for a really high class one of those that actually looked like a real stake as opposed to the fake ones online that look overly glossed.

buffythespartanslayer | October 22, 11:54 CET

That menstrual pad is the most profane thing I've ever seen. Oh my.

marvelknight616 | October 22, 12:53 CET

I think the Spike panties were the weirdest Buffy item I've ever seen.

Simon | October 22, 13:03 CET

Spike Panties?

mortimer | October 22, 13:05 CET

Here you go.

Simon | October 22, 13:07 CET

wow

mortimer | October 22, 13:35 CET

Ewwwww!

twinkle | October 22, 14:01 CET

The capital 'S' on Spike panties is crucial, the first image that came to my mind was something quite different and a lot less comfortable to wear (yep, less comfortable than even a thong).

And the Twilight dildo is one of the more hilarious product tie-ins i've seen. Nice write-up too, amateur necrophiliacs indeed. Heh ;).

(and hear me well, world - I will have the glow in the dark Blacula soap. Oh yes, it will be mine)

Saje | October 22, 14:05 CET

OMG - that was so funny! I thought the sanitary pad was bad but then I got to the dildo and clicked on the description (okay, you know most of you did that too) and laughed so hard at the description, "Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience." LOL!!

The Buffy one was pretty tame compared to most of them and I actually thought the "True Blood" drink sounds good!

Firefly Flanatic | October 22, 20:18 CET

The True Blood Drink does kind of taste awful, but it is nice to buy a pack and stick it on a shelf as a prop replica.

Jayne's Hat | October 23, 03:33 CET

Yeah, I kind of missed the part where it said it tasted like it had a ground up Flinstones vitamin in it and only saw the blood red orange part of it!

Firefly Flanatic | October 23, 05:00 CET

It sparkles in the sunlight!!!

For that outdoors 'experience'...

*is dead*

Mirage | October 23, 05:30 CET

"This is literally a piece of wood, which is something that literally grows on trees."

lol.

digupherbones | October 23, 13:47 CET

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