"Ten Ways That Charmed is Better Than Buffy"
Okay, so this article is almost a year old, but I just read it and it made me mad, so I felt I must show you to make you mad as well.
I don't read or write fanfic, so I have no clue who Robert Black is (though I did enjoy that Nickelodeon show when I was younger.) I think he should petition for the inclusion of missing the point as some type of Olympic event, because, I mean, he'd be like the gold-medal-winning missing-the-point decathelete. By the time he catches his first glimpse of it, the real point will actually be elderly and wrinkled--he's that many light years away.
November 28 2003
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He writes:
In "Centennial Charmed," the three Charmed Ones reunite in the alternate universe and triumph over evil.
In "The Wish," alternate-Buffy and her alternate-friends kill each other in a meaningless fight. I say "meaningless" because Giles is the one who saves the day, and he's off somewhere else doing something completely unrelated.
That difference says it all.
I think the difference is that Mr Black likes the nice rosy picture of Hollywood endings.
Welcome to the real world.
Caroline | November 28, 09:53 CET
[ edited by splay on 2003-11-28 08:42 ]
splay | November 28, 10:35 CET
i'm sorry that buffy has more depth and is able to deal with both sides of each issue
aapac | November 28, 10:35 CET
keever | November 28, 11:49 CET
And don't even get me started on the comments about death in the Buffyverse. I'd like to see Charmed handle death as realistically and with as much depth as an episode like 'The Body'. Joyce, Tara and Jenny Calendar were all mourned for extended amounts of time as well.
Oh, and why would the Watcher's Council send another Watcher for Buffy in season 6 when she defiantely quit the council in season 3, then told them to bugger off yet again in season 5? Did Mr. Fanfic Award Winner even remember this?
There's about a million other things I could point out that are wrong wrong wrong in this article, but I think I'll leave some for everyone else.
MindPieces | November 28, 12:37 CET
The show could have been really awesome. Magic and family unity make a great mixture. The same themes have been used quite well in the Jossverse afterall. But the show went in a direction I'm not interested in. Sure, Alyssa Milano is proud of her rack, but I really don't care. The Charmed Ones travel through time. They turn into vampires, mermaids, pixies, furies... whatever. It's like the Kooky Chicks Wacky Dress-Up Fun Hour but nothing ever means anything. Yawn.
lalaa | November 28, 13:22 CET
Mok | November 28, 14:30 CET
Black's nickname was BBOvenGuy btw.
Simon | November 28, 14:36 CET
I didn't read his article because I knew there was no chance of rebuttal and I didn't want to stew in my own juices, but how can ANYONE on the planet think that Charmed is a better show than BtVS?
I get embarrassed for us Buffy fans whenever I even flip past that show on tv. Charmed makes us all look like indiscriminate idiots. Like we'll watch ANYTHING as long as there is magick... Ew. I feel ill.
Willowy | November 28, 17:58 CET
I tried it once. "Charmed", I mean. Was not.
Chris inVirginia | November 28, 19:05 CET
crippledlion | November 28, 19:17 CET
"In Charmed, death is real"
"On Buffy...it’s as if they were never there."
OK, maybe a show like Charmed has has to deliberately have lines like "Oh I miss my sister", "Oh my Parents, they died..WHY?? I mourn. I so mourn!"
But mourning is not always vocal or in your face. Buffy mourns her mother's loss everytime looks at her sister and everytime she tries to keep her family together. Willow mourns Tara everytime she thinks of magic and everytime she feels "ordinary". The Writers don't have to explicity write this in because, guess what, they've developed the characters to a point that just a look, a gesture can let the audience know how the characters feel...And oh course it also helps his article that he totally glosses over "The Body" and "The Killer in Me".
"A show needs to keep developing its characters and its surroundings, bringing in new ideas, new settings, and different challenges. Charmed has done that. Buffy has not."
And I assume Charmed has done this in just that one year that you decided that Charmed was better than Buffy...right.
"Even the Buffy producers have disagreed about what the relationship[Buffy and Spike] really means, and that leaves most viewers seeing nothing but a confused mess."
OR maybe, just maybe, it let's us intellegent viewers to make our OWN conclusions. I've never sat through more than a couple of Charmed eps, but this guys "pros" for Charmed are glaring "cons" to me. Simply put, Charmed is spoon-fed to it's audience and Buffy is just set (with great presentation of course) before it's audience so it can be taken and digested in different ways.
"Underlying these ten points, and the difference between Buffy and Charmed overall, I think, is that Charmed has never forgotten that it’s a TV show."
Well shows that never forget they are TV shows shouldn't be lumped together with shows that strive to be something more.
At the end of the day, as been said before, Charmed and Buffy should not be compared because they are NOT the same type of show, regradless if witches are common to both. Truthfully She Spies seems to be a more appropiate match to Charmed..and even then..I'd rather watch She Spies.
[ edited by protector on 2003-11-29 00:41 ]
protector | November 28, 22:27 CET
If I wanted to see women running around half naked, I'd watch Baywatch. And didn't they recently have an episode titled "Dirty Blonds"?
Anyway, BtVS was a show that makes you think. "Charmed" is a show that you just sit back and watch and accept. Too black and white.
Just my opinion, of course.
NirvanaPunk | November 29, 02:21 CET
Second - I agree with MindPieces. I avoided Buffy for years because I assumed it was typical Fantasy dreck. When I finally saw Season 2, I was hooked by the incredibly dark and touching UNhappy endings - the murder of Jenny Calender and Buffy's reluctant murder of Angel. For the same reason, I think Season 6 really cemented the show's greatness. Viewers invested years of their lives in these rich characters, and when the bottom fell out, it was truly heartbreaking. Isn't that the mark of a great show (or great piece of art in general)? Anything can make you happy for 60 minutes, or even sad for 60 minutes. It's truly something when a show can break your heart, and haunt you.
So Buffy > Charmed. No contest.
DaveW | November 29, 02:42 CET
As for the other dribble - well, I've watched Charmed in the past, liked it at times, was bored stiff at other times. Got sick of seeing Phoebe half naked all the time and the show seemed to be all about her most of the time too. All I know is I haven't watched it once this season, have had no desire to watch it, don't give a crap what's going on either. I watched Buffy to the very last second. Some think the last two seasons sucked, but I liked them. Maybe they weren't as great as some but Buffy was always entertaining and had the airways and internet buzzing after every show. I really doubt Charmed has that kind of power and I really doubt that people will care once Charmed is gone. Tuesday nights suck without Buffy.
As for the comments about people staying dead on Charmed. Well that's baloney. How many times has the grandmother and the mother come back as ghosts and I guarantee that if Shannon Doherty decided she wanted to come back, they'd find a way to bring her back. Of course they are going to keep mentioning her once in awhile, she was a key character (and in my opinion the best of the sisters as far as how interesting she was). But the actress wanted out and she didn't want anything to do with the show. And as for the comments about happy endings, that's also baloney. Piper and Leo were constantly fighting and Piper turned into a major nag. Phoebe was always dropping her pants for the next nice looking guy whenever Cole was out of the picture and Page seemed to be constantly bed hopping in the beginning. As for someone that's been married for 18 years I think I know something about a long term, happy and committed relationship and Charmed does not portray that at all. Buffy honestly portrayed that there is no such thing as "Happily Ever After" and that relationships need work to survive no matter how much love and passion is involved.
As for the African American comment about them dying on Buffy, again baloney. Charmed has that one guy who they bring in every once in awhile. He started off as Andy's buddy and when that actor left, they needed to keep a police presence that they could be friendly with and who knew the story so he was the obvious choice. Had nothing to do with his color. Principal Wood not only lasted but he had a very big part of helping in the end and he would've been a part of Faith's world if there had been a spinoff. And Giles girlfriend was black, and she was the only girlfriend he ever had on the show.
My final comment is I can think of 100's of Buffy moments that made me weep, gasp, laugh outloud, you name it, every emotion that there is I've had while watching Buffy (and sometimes all of them in the same episode). I can't think offhand of one Charmed moment that moved me to any of those emotions. Buffy will always be dear to my heart and there will never be another show like it. Charmed will always be a cheap imitation of Buffy, where the power of three can't compare to the One who was Chosen!
Firefly Flanatic | November 29, 03:41 CET
LB | November 29, 04:20 CET
400lb_Gorilla | November 29, 07:00 CET
aaronsw | November 29, 08:14 CET
LB, hear hear re: sorkin
rsfayez | November 29, 09:00 CET
SpikeBad | November 29, 17:38 CET
vpecoraro | November 29, 19:12 CET
Actually, this episode is almost a perfect distillation of how the Jossverse is endlessly superior to conventional TV. Go watch it again with that notion in mind, and tell me what you think.
Chris inVirginia | November 29, 19:56 CET
Caroline | November 29, 23:24 CET
Oh wait, he's serious.
What a marroon!
Unitas | November 29, 23:38 CET
My definition of Charmed: The answer to the question 'What do you get when you cross 'The Craft' with 'Buffy' then leave out the creativity, originality, wit and budget, add heaps of make-up, boobs and wardrobe and yet still make it truly only for girls?'
I have tried, really I have. I've made efforts to make it through episodes but dear god.... Someone should make a list of the many ways it rips Buffy off! Except instead of making even a decent copy they subsequently turn it into crap! But stil so much is blatantly stolen. The whole concept of magicaly empowered women battling evil while quipping.....anyone really think this show would be on the air if Buffy never existed? And let's see, a lover who's never quite accesible and who is an *Angel*.......okay. And then the lover who has a evil demon side/personality to him. Hmmmm where have I heard THAT before.
And anyone ever notice how almost every episode the guys (especially the angel guy) do nothing but stand behind the girls and look concerned while they stand in the same poses and throw out another spell from one of those 'My Pretty Pony' books?
AGH, and this 'list' was a joke. "A black character lived!!" Yeah okay, that's the measurement of a good show. Think I'll complain about the lack of white or asian or native american characters on Cosby, Fresh Prince or any current sitcom on UPN. What does it matter??
Also, Jenny Calendar was never 'brought back' and when her memory is used against Angel and Giles I'd say that pretty much showed that her death mattered to the characters, hm?
Also, Willow's magic never changed in nature of how it's portrayed in the show. What metaphor it was in the storyline changed, but that has nothing to do with what magic is in the Whedonverse in itself. Because that was pretty much consistent. If it had gone from learned knowledge of magical forces to a mutant power, then yes, this guy would have had a point. As it stands he needs to think a little deeper about the words he's writing.
As for his insipid paragraph on 'forces of good', that has nothing to do with one show being better than the other, that's simply him preferring a nice, childish simplistic fantasy universe where there are fair godmothers that are always good and always help you. Now, prefer that if you want, but it is simply taste in style of story and ideas. It has NOTHING to do with either show being 'better' in quality. And people who don't understand those concepts shouldn't write articles to begin with.
but then most of this drivel seems based on the fact that the writer wants nice simple black-and-white views on good and evil. People in distress, white hats and black hats and always a happy end. For pete's sake go watch the care bears and leave people who prefer more adult, more complex, more ambigous and ambitious stories to those who can handle them!
ARGH! Now see what he's done! I'm all mad and ranting and going on forever. Ah it's late, I should sleep and stop while I'm behind. Sorry for this messy angry post.
EdDantes | November 30, 14:15 CET
Firefly Flanatic | November 30, 19:01 CET
Unitas | November 30, 20:35 CET
400lb_Gorilla | November 30, 20:36 CET
And Unitas, your description of the guy explains a lot. It's amazing how some people went totally overboard when Tara died. Hey I liked her too, but really, the fact that 'Buffy' wasn't afraid to have long running characters die off has always been a plus to me.
It made you actually worry about people in the stories you know?
Ah, anyway, BtVS (and AtS) has been groundbreaking TV. Charmed is simply one of the many parasites in it's wake. (Hm, the light of morning has done little to soften me up.)
EdDantes | December 01, 00:03 CET
JMfan | December 01, 09:08 CET
Unitas said pretty much what I'm thinking- he hates Buffy with a fiery passion since they killed off Tara, and in this piece of writing he relishes beating it up by talking about ways he thinks Charmed is better.
forcorreo | December 01, 09:15 CET
Finally, I think we have to admit that people of color have been sorely underrepresented in Sunnydale, and while that is true of a lot of quality programming (Friends, for example) that doesn't mean that it isn't worthy of mention. I'm not sure if Charmed is a good example of the opposite, though. Usually the better dramas out there are the ones that have good representation -- ER, CSI, etc.
brother_grady | December 01, 18:52 CET
However.... it is NOTHING compared to Buffy or Angel. Nothing. It's fun, it's fluffy, the characters are mostly likable but as you've all said, it's black and white. The sisters fight, evil appears, they make up, conquer it and go back to fighting. On Buffy, there is a sense of reality that Charmed has never captured. But Buffy has captured the fantasy of Charmed several times and did what they do so much better - i.e. Nightmares, Halloween, etc.
No contest. Even for a fan of both.
Cris | December 01, 19:59 CET
Once in a while, they let a problem carry on past the end of the episode and into the next, but the eventual solution still always feels emotionally empty, and merely a "rabbit out of a hat" with no elegance, logic, or cleverness, and in every way predictable. Like, "Oh, I bet Wyatt is going to suddenly zap the bad guy" or "Why didn't they read that spell from the Book of Shadows earlier?" or "Gosh, the bad guy makes another careless mistake and underestimates the Three". They use the same plot devices, the same plots, the same solutions again and again. If you watch a re-run on TNT on Friday and then a new episode on Sunday, the episodes are often nearly indistinguishable as far as the recycled writing goes. (If I were less lazy and actually changed the channel on TNT after Angel, I'd certainly never watch it.)
Plus, the Evil guys are always two-dimensional and flat, their motivations, emotions, and so on rarely evident.
In contrast, BtVS/AtS have complex, emotionally interesting, intellectually stimulating, unpredictable evils and responses to evils, some of which are never completely resolved in one episode or many episodes, and many of which carry on over an entire season or over more than one season. The characters and their struggles seem real and believable, and the Big Bads are quite often interestingly three-dimensional.
chickenbird | December 02, 00:29 CET