"The Quotable Slayer".
A brand spanking new book containing more than 900 quips, quotes and snatches of dialogue from the show. Or alternatively save money and go here instead.
So if you had to pick one quote from the show, what would it be?
December 02 2003
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"Buffy, I'm here to kill you not to judge you."
-Holden Webster, Conversations with Dead People
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protector | December 02, 17:47 CET
gingeriffic | December 02, 18:16 CET
"Every now and then..."
and
"I'd like to test that theory..."
Go Giles.
Willowy | December 02, 18:23 CET
and
"I'd like to test that theory"
(I'm leaving out any willow quotes because they are all my favorites)
jeebs | December 02, 18:42 CET
Chris in Virginia | December 02, 18:42 CET
Haunt | December 02, 18:51 CET
-mostly because of what immediately follows this line! hee!
lyn | December 02, 19:04 CET
and
"They got...the mustaarrd ouuut!"
oh and
"and the funny just keeps coming"
herb | December 02, 19:51 CET
"Where's the creep that turned me into a spider eating man bitch?"
Followed by...
"I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!"
I would like to add this little scene with Oz and Willow because this was the moment I knew I was watching great writing:
Oz: "I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting."
Willow: "Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes."
Oz: "Yeah, it helps. It creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?"
Willow, cringing and slapping her forehead: "Oh! I can't!"
Oz: "Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable."
lala | December 02, 20:10 CET
Unitas | December 02, 20:27 CET
lala | December 02, 20:36 CET
protector | December 02, 20:55 CET
And from Buffy to Willow, "Right now I'm just trying not to die" - from The Prom - makes me cry just thinking about it.
Cris | December 02, 21:59 CET
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"
-Buffy (The Gift)
"Why can't you be dealing drugs like normal people?"
-Principal Snyder (Choices?)
And of course, one from Xander:
"I won't waste the perfect comeback on you, but don't think I don't have it, Oh, yes, its time will come."
-Xander (Bad Girls)
buffyfanatic18 | December 02, 22:16 CET
"I made a promise to a lady." -Spike (The Gift)
ringworm | December 02, 22:21 CET
that kills me every time:)
bunnyofthekungfu | December 02, 22:22 CET
bunnyofthekungfu | December 02, 22:23 CET
Cris | December 02, 19:59 CET
"I can't breathe Will! I feel like I can't breathe."
.....sob....snifff....sob
oh yeah, and my alltime fav:
GILES: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
BUFFY: Liar.
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jeebs | December 02, 22:29 CET
My all time favourite, gives me the shivers every time, is:
Giles: "Because it has to be."
And the one I am just dying to use on someone:
Caroline | December 02, 22:33 CET
bunnyofthekungfu | December 02, 22:36 CET
The doctors words in Buffy's mind:
"We have to lie so you feel better:
protector | December 02, 22:45 CET
timepiece | December 02, 22:48 CET
Buffy: "Me."
Makes me shiver every time.
witless | December 02, 22:48 CET
timepiece | December 02, 22:55 CET
hehehe....
lala | December 02, 23:08 CET
CORDELIA: So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex? That's scary.
XANDER: Yeah, I guess.
CORDELIA: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
XANDER: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
and
GILES: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
BUFFY: Liar.
Mok | December 02, 23:31 CET
Buffy:
Willow:
Xander:
Scott | December 02, 23:51 CET
if we want her to be exactly she'll never be exaclty the only really real buffy is buffy and she's dead who?
narky | December 03, 00:44 CET
Unitas | December 03, 00:50 CET
"I say to them...well, I don't say anything to them, because I kill them."
-The Master
"I have to believe in a better world."
"Go ahead. I have to live in this one."
-Giles and Buffy
"Oh. Yes, I am a lesbian."
-Riley
G: "We can't let you go until we're sure that you're impotent or-"
S: "Hey!"
G: "Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're..."
B: "Flaccid?"
S: "You are one step away, missy!"
B: "Giles, help! He's gonna scold me."
-Giles, Spike and Buffy
"Breathtaking. It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue."
-D'Hoffryn
Shroomlet | December 03, 00:50 CET
"I'm sixteen Giles....I don't wanna die." - Buffy
wren | December 03, 01:56 CET
ringworm | December 03, 02:24 CET
The linoleum one's another favorite.
melsta | December 03, 02:41 CET
WILLOW: "I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!"
WILLOW: "That's me as a vampire?! I'm so evil and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay."
Oddjob | December 03, 02:43 CET
WILLOW: Do you wanna make out with me?
OZ: What?
WILLOW: Forget it. I'm sorry. Well, do you?
OZ: Sometimes when I'm sitting in class--you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen--I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage. (pause) Oh, I'm not gonna kiss you.
WILLOW: What? But freeze frame!
OZ: Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous or even the score or something. And that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy when I'm kissing *you*, you're kissing *me*. It's okay. I can wait.
[As much as I adored Tara, Oz really was the coolest.]
Maeve | December 03, 02:53 CET
Weekly | December 03, 04:55 CET
bunnyofthekungfu | December 03, 05:54 CET
vamRIPire | December 03, 08:51 CET
i also have yet another one:
"I'll just let it burn"-buffy
bunnyofthekungfu | December 03, 10:21 CET
"I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good." - Xander from 'The Harvest'
forcorreo | December 03, 12:52 CET
Caroline | December 03, 13:12 CET
Angel- "You're still my girl?"
Buffy - "Always"
Gets me everytime.
And a classic Spike quote
"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll hate each other 'till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it".
And finally the Mayor, the big bad who always got the best lines.
Well, I wish you kids the best, I really do. But if you don't mind a bit of fatherly advice, I, uh, I-I just don't see much of a future for you two. I don't sense a lasting relationship. And not just because I plan to kill you. You two have a bumpy road ahead.
Simon | December 03, 13:29 CET
I wish there'd been more Giles/Mayor interaction/confrontation.
Caroline | December 03, 15:04 CET
- Buffy (Afterlife)
bovik | December 03, 15:15 CET
Lately, the one we've been actually saying the most around the house, has been "Sometimes I shouldn't say words", a line from Xander in Chosen.
I have to agree with Shroomlet on D'Hoffryn's Abercrombie and Fitch line, too. I died laughing when he said that.
I'm never good at remembering the specific lines, so I've found this site to be rather helpful - Buffyverse Dialogue Database.
Greyflowers | December 03, 15:38 CET
I've ordered 4 copies of the book already...here's my last contribution:
"Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?"
Chris in Virginia | December 03, 19:12 CET
Giles: "I, uh, jump out of the circle, and I jump back in it, and then um (reluctantly)... I shake my gourd."
Buffy: "Oh, I know this ritual! The ancient Shamans were next called upon to do the hokey pokey and turn themselves around."
Buffy: "The who whating how with huh?"
That line makes me laugh every time!!
lala | December 03, 19:15 CET
melsta | December 03, 19:34 CET
Okay, one more:
"I'm drowning in footwear!"
Chris in Virginia | December 03, 20:20 CET
Wesley to Justine: "I'll take away your bucket."
protector | December 03, 21:34 CET
I had my throat slit and all my friends abandoned me.
Chris in Virginia | December 03, 22:46 CET
Wesley: I’m a rogue demon hunter now.
Cordelia: Wow. - What’s a rogue demon?
Greyflowers | December 03, 23:26 CET
"So I started researching and anyway, I'm right. There is a potion, a protective potion. I take it and bang! I can."
And the more serious one from Angel:
"Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to fight the war."
Chris in Virginia | December 04, 00:04 CET
"Madness, and... Madness and stabbing pain, and, and, uh... oh... oh... memory! of, uh, ill deeds I have done."
(Xander in Oedipus at the end of The Puppet Show)
melsta | December 04, 00:22 CET
XANDER: Hmm, it's sad, granted. But let's look at the upside for a moment. I mean, what kind of a future would she've really had with him? She's got 2 jobs -- Denny's waitress by day, Slayer by night -- and Angel's always in front of the TV with a big blood belly, and he's dreamin' of the glory days when Buffy still thought this whole creature of the night routine was a big turnon.
WILLOW: You've thought way too much about this.
XANDER: No, no. That's just the beginning. Have I told you the part where I fly into town in my private jet and take Buffy out for prime rib?
WILLOW: Xander...
XANDER: And she cries?
&
BUFFYBOT: Angel's lame. His hair sticks straight up and he's bloody stupid.
Ahh.. I do love the Buffybot!! Also...
XANDER: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong & mysterious & sorta compact but well muscled.
BUFFY: I am *not* having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that *you* might be!
teehee! I love Buffy!
pezwitch | March 05, 15:45 CET