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May 10 2012

"You were made to be quoted" - Whedonesque needs your help. See the quote-o-bar at the top right of the page? It needs to be filled at some stage with quotes from The Cabin in the Woods and The Avengers. So please tell us what's your favourite lines from the two movies.

"He's adopted."
"Let's get this party started."
Probably not the most optimistic line in the world but my favourite from The Avengers was 'love is for children, I owe him a debt'.

Edit: Stark snark.

'Of the people in this room, which one is, A) wearing a spangly outfit and B) not of use'

Also, my personal favourite (WHY DID NOBODY LAUGH AT THIS JOKE?!) from Tony Stark - very simply: 'Blueberry?'

I know no dialogue, but this is short: 'How does Fury even see these?' 'He turns.' 'Sounds exhausting.'

[ edited by insistondoubt on 2012-05-10 19:51 ]
The 'you must be new here' quote.
Only one-liners, no dialouges, right?

From the avengers:

"Target angry! Target ANGRY!"
/Nameless S.H.I.E.L.D. soldier

"He's adopted."
/Thor

"I'm listening."
/Loki

"Hulk? Smash."
/Captain America

And the swharma line, which I bet can be found on youtube. And the one where Stark says "Please tell me no one kissed!" or soemthing to that effect.
"Good Work, Zombie Arm"

"Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent"

"You and I remember Budapest very differently" (yay for me not being the only one who wants this one :o) )

"Ant... Boot"

[ edited by DreamRose311 on 2012-05-10 20:56 ]
Target angry! was great.
"They're celebrating. I'm just drinking."
“You mewling quim!"
-Loki
"Tequila is my lady"
"I am on Speakerphone?"

Oh, by the way (this is as good a place as any) has anyone else heard about the outrage regarding the "He's Adopted" line? Adopted people are angry.
"No hard feelings, Point Break. You got a mean swing." - Stark to Thor
From The Scavengers:
* "You and I remember Budapest very differently."

And add my votes for "He's adopted," "Hulk? Smash," and "Puny god."
"Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?" :P
"He's got a husband bulge." - Marty
"Puny god."

"Son, you've got a condition."

"Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin."

"How hard is it to kill nine-year-olds?"

"I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?"

"Your basic human needs disgust me."
"I'll persuade you." - Natasha Romanoff
"Maybe it's time to give someone else a chance"
"Puny god."

"His first name is 'agent.'"

"He's adopted."

"So that's what it does."

"Well, this all seems . . . horrible."

"Thank you for your cooperation."

ETA

"There's only one god, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."



"I was having 12% of a moment."

"That's my secret Captain. I'm always angry."

"Hulk? Smash."

"Shakespeare in the park? Dost thy mother know you weareth her drapes?"

"Don't take my stuff."

"You lack conviction."

"You people are so petty. And tiny."

[ edited by Squishy on 2012-05-10 19:43 ]
"Cleanse them, cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe in the crimson of... Am I on speaker phone?"
"I'm going to go read a book with pictures." -Marty

"Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal." -Sitterson

"Tequila is my lady!" -Hadley
"Lets go, Legolas." - Stark to Hawkeye
"I'm listening...." - Loki.
"You're not seeing what you don't wanna see -- the puppeteers" - Marty
IMHO, "Good job, Zombie arm." is THE quote from CITW. From the Avengers I like "That's just it, I'm always angry."
"That guy's playing Galaga. Probably didn't think we'd notice. But we did."
Cabin in the Woods--

Hadley: I'm never going to see a Mer-man.

Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of -
[pauses]
Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?
Hadley: No, no of course not.
Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.
Hadley: Okay, sorry.
Mordecai: I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room.

Mordecai: Don't take this lightly, boy. It wasn't all by your 'numbers'; the Reveler nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence. Your futures are murky; you'd do well to heed my - I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?

Sitterson: Yes, you had "Zombies." But this is "Zombie Redneck Torture Family." Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.

Marty: He's got a husband bulge.

Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

The Avengers

Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.

Tony Stark: I thought I didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it... volatile, self-centred, and I don't play well with others.

Bruce Banner: We're not a team. We're a time-bomb!

The Hulk: [Hulk strutting away] Puny God.

Tony Stark: No hard feelings, Point Break. You got a mean swing.

Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.

Tony Stark: Phil? His first name is Agent.

Tony Stark: [to Bruce Banner] You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?


Tony Stark: The Avengers. That's what we call ourselves. Sort of like a team. Earth's mightiest heroes, type thing.

Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Tony Stark: [to Hawkeye] Let's go Legolas.

Natasha Romanoff: [watching the aliens come toward them] This is just like Budapest all over again.
Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

Enough for you guys? :-P
The Avengers:

"I am burdened with glorious purpose."

"An ant has no quarrel with a boot."

"I...I don't see how that's a party."

"I got red in my ledger. I need to wipe it out."

"That man is playing Galaga! He probably thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."

"I was having 12% of a moment."

"It's like Christmas, only with more...me."
"It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms. Out of cornmeal." -Marty

"An army of nightmares, huh? Let's get this party started." -Dana

"I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world." -Marty
"It seems to run on some form of electricity!"

"And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."

[ edited by Rachelkachel on 2012-05-10 19:49 ]
"I don't see how that's a party." ~ Black Widow
CABIN:

"Don't read the Latin!"

"Am I on speakerphone?"

"I'm never going to see a Merman."

AVENGERS:

"You might have missed a couple things. Y'know, doin' time as a... Cap-sicle."

"Love is for children, I owe him a debt."

"I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I elected to ignore it."
Avengers:

"I don't see how that's a party"

"Regime's fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian."

"You listen well brother!"
*boom*
"I'm listening"

"Well, let me know if real power wants a magazine or something"

"Doctor Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."

Cabin:

"I think I can make it go down"
"Do we want to go down?"
The Cabin in the Woods:

"Kiko's spirit will live in the happy frog!"

"I'm gonna read a book with pictures."
I believe the line is actually: "Better clench up, Legolas."

How about - Nick Fury: "Let me know if 'Real Power' wants a magazine or something."

Another Nick Fury: "I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-assed decision, I have elected to ignore it."

Lastly, Thor: "Flying Monkeys? I do not understand." Cap: "I do!" Cap: "...I understood that reference."
How about those immortal words, which will really be immortal: "So that's what it does"
Or this from Tony Stark: There's one other person you pissed off. His name was Phil.

As for CiTW: "Do we wanna go down?"
"Good work, zombie arm"
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!"

OK, you probably can't use that one.

Do we need some new pictures in the top bar too? Probably not enough more for everyone any more.
Cabin

"'98 was the Chem Department's fault. Where do you work again? Wait, it's coming back to me..."

"Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics."

"He will also answer to 'Honey Toes'."

"Society needs to crumble. We're all just too chickenshit to let it."

"I don't think it knows about money. I think it's barter gas."

"You know damn well which war!"
"Would that have been with the blue, and some in grey? Brother, perhaps, fighting against brother, in that war?"

"I had kind of an internal debate about showing you the mirror. Shouting on both sides, blood was spilled."

"Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally?"
"Ask me that again only slower."

"Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of... Am I on speakerphone?"

"Don't kill the gorgeous man! They're endangered!"

"Yeah, we rig the game as much as we have to but in the end, if they don't transgress..."
"...They can't be punished."

"I'm living in a womb of reefer, leave me alone!"

"Mama screamed most of the night. I prayed that she might find faith but she only stopped when papa cut her belly and stuffed the coals in."

"Looks like congratulations go to Maintenance...who split the pot with Ronald the Intern."

"Monsters, magic..."
"You get used to it."
"Should you?"

"I'm never gonna get to see a merman."

"They may be zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots..."
"But they're our zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots."

"Puppeteers..."
"Puppeteers?"
"Pop-Tarts?"

"This we offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber. As it ever was..."

"He's got a husband bulge."

"Oh my god, I'm on a reality show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout..."

"If I wipe out I'll fuckin' limp for help but I'm coming back with cops and choppers and large fucking guns and those things are gonna pay."

"Yeah, I hadda dismember that guy with a trowel. What've you been up to?"

"An army of nightmares, huh? Let's get this party started."

"You can die with them. Or you can die for them."
"Gosh, they're both so enticing."

"I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world."

"Humanity... *pfft*. It's time to give someone else a chance."

***************************************************

Avengers

"The world will be his and the universe yours. And the humans, what can they do, but burn."

"War isn't won by sentiment, Director."
"No, it's won by soldiers."

"Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things."

"Official consulting hours are between eight and five every other Thursday."

"You know, I thought we were having a moment."
"I was having twelve percent of a moment."

"You think you know pain? You will receive something something sweet as pain."

"There's only one god, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."

"Think yourself above them?"
"Well, yes."
"Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill."

"Thirty thousand feet, straight down in a steel trap. You get how that works? Ant. Boot."

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

"Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace."

"Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on."

"I sort of met you. I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice."

"I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're… we're a time-bomb."

"No hard feelings, Point Break, you got a mean swing."

"Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."

"Is this not simpler? Is this not your natural state? It is the unspoken truth of humanity: that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled."

"Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard, and he's my brother."
"He killed eighty people in two days."
"He's adopted."

"I understood that reference."

"You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?"

"You're tiptoeing, big man. You need to strut."

"Ah, see. I don't get a suit of armor. I'm exposed, like a nerve. It's a nightmare."

"Bilchsteim. You know; huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those?"

"This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away. "

"Better clench up, Legolas."

"Hulk - Smash!"

"Target angry! TARGET ANGRY!"

"Yeah, big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?"
"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

"Are you ever not going to fall for that?"

"Your heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky. Where is my disadvantage?"
"You lack conviction."

"The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could."

"I have an army."
"We have a Hulk."

"Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it."

"I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."

"This is my bargain, you mewling quim!"

"Thank you for your cooperation."

"That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry."

"And then shawarma after."

GRRR ARGH!

[ edited by WhatsAStevedore on 2012-05-10 21:47 ]
Another vote here for "Good work, zombie hand" and "A giant bong in your father's van? What, are you stoned?" both from Marty in Cabin. X)
Some of my favs not already above...

I think it was something like this in Cabin:
"But I'm not a virgin" -Dana
"We work with what we can get" -Director

Also, the Fuck you one, but yeah, prolly not for the front page.

And from Avengers:
I can't remember what Banner said but..
"Finally, somebody speaking English" -Stark
"Did that just happen?" -Cap
Oh Joss. It's great reading these! I want to see them all over again!

For some reason "There was a cellist" tickled me, but I was the only one giggling in the audience.

"Bruce ...Put down the spear."
Poptarts? You have poptarts?
"Do we want to go down?" is one of my faves from CITW, even though it was in a trailer. Because at that point in the movie, there was nothing I wanted more than to see what was there.
My fave was "puny god" after smashing Loki like a rag doll.

I didn't see it and it may need correcting
but during the big fight Banner needs to hulk out and he says

"you don't get it, I'm always angry"

feel free to correct it.
Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing.

I'm never going to see a merman.

I dare you to kiss that moose!

Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel.

Pop-tarts?
"I don't... give... everything...?" - mob boss

"Love is for children. I owe him a debt." - Black Widow

"I've got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it clean." - Black Widow

[ edited by Emmie on 2012-05-10 20:42 ]
The Avengers:

Tony Stark:
"We have a Hulk"
"I'm a big fan of how you turn into a big, green rage monster"
"You might have missed a couple things. Y'know, doin' time as a... Cap-sicle"
"That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did"
"You ever try Shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't what it is, but I want to try it."
"His first name is 'Agent.'"

Agent Coulson:
"I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was present while you were unconscious."
"You lack conviction"

Loki:
"I'll be having that drink now"
"There are no men like me"
"How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?"
"An ant has no quarrel with a boot"

Nick Fury:
You have made me very desperate"

Captain America:
"Hulk....smash"
"Put on the suit"

Black Widow:
"I'm in the middle of an interrogation, and this moron is giving me everything"
"Love is for children. I owe him a debt"

Thor:
"You people are so petty! ...and so tiny"

Hulk/Banner:
"Puny God"
"We are a time bomb"
"I'm always angry"
Needs some Pepper love. (So happy Joss got to write for her)

"I was having twelve percent of a moment."
"You people are so petty, ...and tiny." Thor

"I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose." Loki (obviously)

"Stand down, reindeer games." Tony
"Because you're over-thinking it."
"Tweet, tweet."
"It's part of my community service."

(Some of Joss's lines in BriTANicK's "The Coach")
Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel...
Good job, zombie arm!
I'm always angry.
One line from the Avengers that hasn't been mentioned yet:
"This was never going to work if they didn't have something to..."
Yes? Yes?

And one of those lines about sentiment maybe as well...

[ edited by wasabi17 on 2012-05-10 21:14 ]
I can't remember every quote word for word which I like from 'The Avengers' (I still haven't gotten around to watching 'Cabin in the Woods'), but there are some. I like the quote where Loki tells Natasha that he will have Hawkeye torture her in every way he knows she fears, but I can't remember the exact quote. There are several others which people have already said, like "He's adopted".

The other one I like, which I'm not 100&% sure I've got completely right, is when Loki is trying to use his staff on Stark: "This usually works."
"Huh... So that's what it does." -- Phil/The Avengers
Thor: "He's my brother."
Natasha: "He killed eighty people in two days."
Thor: "He's adopted."

and

After smashing Loki into the floor a number of times:
Thor: "puny god"
Does this mean we'll get TCITW and Avengers photos across the upper right, too?

ETA: Dollhouse, too.

[ edited by skeeler on 2012-05-10 21:46 ]
"Maybe we should go back upstairs. I dare you all to go upstairs?"

[ edited by skittledog on 2012-05-10 21:39 ]
I support the nomination for "He's got a husband bulge" and "Good job, zombie arm." Between that an "man reaction," Fran always gets the euphemisms. :)

I thought Stark said to Hawkeye, "Clench up, Legolas." Was that right?

[ETA] Ah, I see that it's been addressed above. :)

[ edited by swanjun on 2012-05-10 21:48 ]
As mentioned before, "I'm always angry" from Avengers.
From CitW, "Streets paved with actual street" and "Am I on speakerphone?".
I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf, and then ended the world.
"Puny god" gets my vote.
From 'Cabin':

"I'm going to go read a book with pictures."

"I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have."

"I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world."

"Good work, zombie arm"

"Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel."

I don't remember this line exactly, but the one that went like:
"I hear the railroad’s coming through here any day now. And streets paved with actual street!"

And from 'The Avengers':

"It seems to run on some form of electricity."

"I don't see how that's a party"

"Let me know if Real Power wants a magazine or something."

"Dost thy mother know thou wearest her drapes?"
"Okay, I am drawing a line in the fucking sand here, do not read the Latin."
Let’s do a head count here: Your Brother, the Demi-god; a super-soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you big fella, have managed to piss off every single one of them.

I especially like: "A man with breathtaking anger management issues"

CITW : "And you have no pants."

"There's no need to huff and puff. I'll let you come in."

"We are not who we are."

"Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?"

"I'm telling you, you want good product, you gotta buy American."

"A ritual sacrifice? Great. You tie someone to a stone, get a fancy dagger and a bunch of robes. It's not that complicated."
Until I double checked before posting, I thought that no one had mentioned "Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on", "Are you ever not going to fall for that?" and "If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it".

I'd go for "His first name is Agent" and "There's only one God, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that".
Definitely, "It's time to give someone else a chance," and...

Marty: "Giant evil gods"
Dana: "Wish I coulda seen 'em"
Marty: "I know! That would be a fun weekend"
Another couple of favourite lines of mine from Loki and Natasha's conversation:

"Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no less virtuous than yourself will change anything?"

"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers."
Cabin
"Good job, zombie arm"
"I'm never gonna see a merman"
"....yeah....I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What've you been up to?"
"Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of....am I on speakerphone?"
"We are not who we are."
"He has a husband's bulge."

Avengers
"Doth mother know thou art wearing her drapes?"
"I'm listening."
"I do...I understand that reference."
"Puny god."
"You people are so petty. And tiny."
"Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."
"You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?"
"Love is for children. I owe a debt."

I could go on and on.
I appear to be the only person who heard that line from Cabin as "I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf at the end of the world."

Hmm.

Clearly, I need a rewatch.
CABIN IN THE WOODS
"Let's get this party started"
"Pop-Tarts?"
"Guys? I'm not sure it's awesome that we're down here."
"He has a husband's bulge"

THE AVENGERS

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
"He's adopted"
"I understood that reference"
"Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster"
I'm sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you'd do.

An intelligence agency that fears intelligence? Historically, not awesome.
"To challenge them is to court death."
Because of my intense Hawkeye fondness.

"I see better from a distance."
"You and I remember Budapest very differently."
"Maybe I would feel better if I put an arrow in Loki's eye."
"If it's been tampered with it wasn't on our end."
Also Ironman to Hawkeye
"Clench up Legolas"
Since no one has quoted it yet: "I learned it from you!" - Jules, CITW

And everyone's quoted it, but what the hey: "So that's what it does." - Coulson, "Avengers"
If it's all the same to you, I'll take that drink now.
"I'm always angry."
"Hulk Smash!"

"We have a Hulk."

Yeah, heard a lot but cool enough that my boys repeat 'em.

My boys are quoting Whedon.

Ignore if I posted this already.
I like "Nightmares come from them."
My favorite moment in The Avengers had no dialogue. It was Captain America paying off the bet to Tony Stark.
He pays it off to Nick Fury.
You guys got all the good ones. I must say, Serenity may still be my favorite Whedon film, but for sheer quotability, Cabin and Avengers are just the tops.

Nice to have so much great Whedon dialogue out there to soak in this year. I got spoiled when we used to get 4-5 hours of it a year in television.
I'd like to second (third? fourth?) this one:

"There's one other person you pissed off. His name was Phil."

Unexpected and oddly affecting.
Thank you for the correction, Pat. You can tell I haven't watched the movie multiple times.
"Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist."
Thor's "Son of Coul" line in the Avengers, the rest of which I disremember. :(
Everyone seems to have mentioned all of my favourites but, just in case,

"Kiko's spirit will live in the happy frog!"
and
"You've got a condition."
I may be alone on this but Steve and Tony's exchange of words was brilliant for me and worth quoting:

"You're all about style, aren't you?"

"Everything special about you came out of a bottle."

Also some other great lines:

"He's adopted."

"That man is playing Galaga."

"You're missing the point. There's no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it."
"Well... good luck with your business." Marty in "Cabin in the Woods"
Sorry about some repeats, I left off some I knew had been listed already when I started. but didn't go back to edit out others.

"until such time as the world ends, we will act as it intends to spin on" - Fury
"nothing harmful, low levels of gamma radiation.... " - Dr. Selvig
"that can be harmful"- Fury
"Sir, Please, put down the spear" -- Fury
"yea, you say peace, I kinda think you mean the other thing." - Fury
"You planning to step on us?" - Fury
"Are you kidding, I'm working" - Natasha
"no, I've got Stark, you get the big guy." - Coulson
"what does Fury want me to do, Swallow it?" -- Banner
"You ever been in a war councilman? In a fire fight? Did you feel an over abundance of control?" - Fury
"No, it's won by soldiers." - Fury
"I slept for 70 years sir, I kinda had my fill" - Rogers
"He's called Loki, he's not from around here" - Fury
"Ten bucks says you're wrong" - Fury
"Like Christmas, but with more me." - Stark
"His first name is Agent." - Stark
"Is this about the Avengers? Which I Know nothing about." - Pepper Potts
"That I did know." - Pepper
"This isn't about personality profiles any more" - Coulson
"I was having 12 percent of a moment "- Pepper
"you have homework, you have a lot of homework." - Pepper
"when he's not that thing though, the guy's like a Stephen Hawking.... he's like a smart person" - Coulson
"I watched you while you were sleeping" - Coulson
"People might just need, a little old fashion" - Coulson
"they want me in a submerged, pressurized container?" - Banner
"Captain... you're up" - Fury
"Kneel before me" - Loki
"you were made to be ruled" - Loki
"There are always men like you" - Older German gentleman
"The last time i was in Germany and saw a man standing above everyone else, we ended up disagreeing" - Cap
"Agent Romanov, you miss me?" - Iron Man
"make a move, reindeer games" - Iron man
"you might of missed a couple things. you know, doing time as a capcicle". - Stark
"I have a plan, ... attack" - Iron Man
"There's only one god ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that" - Cap
"I'm listening" - Loki
"Tourist" - Iron Man
"Then prove it, put that hammer down" - Cap
"Thirty thousand feet straight down, in a steel trap, you get how that works...ant...boot" - Fury
"You have made me very desperate, You might not be glad that you did." - Fury
"He really grows on you, doesn't he "- Banner
"I don't think we should be focusing on Loki, that guys brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him" - Banner
"uh, raise the mid-mast, ship the top sails" - Stark
"That man is playing Galaga, thought we wouldn't notice" - Stark
"How does Fury even see these?" - Stark
"Am I the only one that did the readings?" - Stark
"All I packed was a toothbrush" - Banner
"Thanks, but the last time i was in New York, I kinda broke... Harlem" - Banner
"You're tip-toeing big man, you need to strut" - Stark
"He's a spy, Captain, he's the spy, his secrets have secrets" - Stark
"what he's got is an Acme dynamite kit." - Stark
"The Stark Tower, that big ug...ly building in New York." - Rogers
"I'm asking, what are you prepared to do" - Fury
"I'm sorry Nick, what were you lying?" - Stark
"we are hopelessly, hilariously, out gunned" - Fury
"big man in a suit of armor,take that off, what are you" - Rogers
"genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist" - Stark
"you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero" - Rogers
"Put on the suit" - Cap
"We're ok......we're okay, right?" - Natasha
"It seems to run on some form of electricity" - Cap
"So that's what it does" - Coulson
"this was never going to work, if they didn't have something to....." - Coulson
"big and green and buck ass nude" - watchman
"well then, son,you've got a condition" - watchman
"you know what its like to be unmade?" - Barton
"cognitive recalibration... I hit you really hard on the head" - Natasha
"this is Loki, this is monsters and magic, and nothing we were ever trained for" - Natasha
"No, there was a cellist, I think" - Stark
"I'm not marching to Fury's fife" - Stark
"Loki. he's a full tilt diva" - Stark
"Son, just don't" - Cap
"Then skip the spinning rims, we're on the clock" - Iron Man
"It's seen a bit of mileage, and you've got the glow stick of destiny" - Iron Man
"when they come, and they will. They'll come for you." - Iron Man
"If we can't protect the earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it." - Iron Man
"and there's one other person you pissed off, his name is Phil" - Iron Man
"what, did you stop for drive-thru?" - Iron Man
"Seeing, still working on believing" - Iron Man
"you and I remember Budapest very differently" - Hawkeye

"does the army know what's happening here?"
"Do we?" - The 2 cops

"well, we got its attention, what the hell was step two?" - Iron Man
"no, we could use a little worse" - Black Widow
"I don't see how that's a party" - Black Widow
"Better clench up Legolas" - Iron Man
"Light the Bastards up" - Cap
"And Hulk......smash" - Cap
"I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision I've elected to ignore it." - Fury
"I am a god you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by y......" - Loki
whap, whap, whap.....whap whap......"puny god" - Hulk
"Sir, we will lose power before we penetrate that shell" - Javis
"Jarvis, you ever hear the tale of Jonah?" - - Iron Man
"I wouldn't consider him a role-model" - Jarvis
"What, you gettin' sleepy" - Cap
"Please tell me nobody kissed me" - Iron Man
"we won" - Cap
"Lets just not come in tomorrow... lets just take a day" - Iron Man
"you ever tried schwarma, there's a schwarma joint about two blocks from here, I don't know what it is, but I want to try it" - Iron Man
"If it's all the same to you.... I'll have that drink now" - Loki
"Super heroes in New York? Give me a break" - Stan Lee
"I didn't make it, I just didn't argue with the god that did" - Fury

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"I'm gonna go for a walk." - Marty
"You will not bully me you dull brute, I am a God, I.." SMASH SMASH SMASH...SMASH SMASH.


Not sure you can use smashes in the quote?
I put in a vote for "I don't see how that's a party" as well.
"I'm on a reality TV show!"

"I watched you sleep. I mean...I was present while you were unconscious."

Phil was just too adorable.
"Nemo, man, you gotta wake up! Your shit is topsy-turvey."
Another vote for:

"I learned it by watching you!"

And

"I dare you to go back upstairs?"

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"That guy's brain is a bag full of cats."
from the Avengers is the line I wanted to rewind in the theater and hear again instantly
From CITW: "Ding."
"Doth thou mother know you weareth the drapes?" Is my new favourite line of all time!

But I think "If we can't protect the earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it." is the quote that sums up the Avengers.

From CitW: "Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin."
I'm living in a world of reefer here.

Yeah, but wouldn't it have been cooler with a Merman?
I forgot all about the "intelligence agency that fears intelligence" line. It's excellent.
I've read some great ones here but am going to stop so as to not spoil myself for re-seeing at least one of these films this weekend.

I would, however, like to make a request or suggestion that the quote-o-bar be enhanced to list at least the character that said the line after the quote, and maybe the production (and maybe episode title, for TV quotes) that the line came from? That would help people new to only some of the now fairly vast Whedonverse to explore more, or those of us who are just a bit fuzzy headed and go "I remember that line but WHERE did it come from?" so they can (re)visit it.
NICK, NOT ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS ARE BIRDS!!

(My gut says that's a Whedon line.)
"They made us choose. They made us choose how we die."

"So you wanna come over Monday night? I'm gonna pick up some power drill, then we're gonna hit my cabinets."

"I hope this is the right road. It doesn't even show up on the GPS. It is unworthy of global positioning."

"Can we not talk about people in pieces anymore tonight."

"They don't just wanna see us killed. They wanna see us punished."

"I thought there'd be stars."

"While those morons are singing 'What a friend we have in Shinto', we are bringing the pain."

"They're celebrating. I'm drinking."

"This we offer in humility and fear. For the blessed peace of your eternal slumber. As it ever was."


And also, after reading all of this, I need to rewatch both movies, stat.
I'm currently rewatching Alien Resurrection. It's not one of the two movies requested, but I'm not sure if the site has many quotes from it (and since I'm not sure where else to post them) here goes:

Ripley Clone (Sigourney Weaver):

Was it everything you hoped for?


So, who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?


If they send anyone out, it'll be, uh, here... where the meat is.


Johner (Ron Perlman):

Earth, man. What a shit-hole.


I say we stay here, man, and let the army guys deal. Where the fuck are the army guys?!


I can get you off. Maybe not the boat ...


Well, I say if we want to make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple. No offence, man.

And a few more from Alien Resurrection:

Johner:
What's the big deal man. Fuckin' waste of ammo. Must be a chick thing.


I thought synthetics were supposed to be all logical and shit. You're just a big ol' psycho, girl!



Ripley:
There's a monster in your chest... It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours, it's gonna burst its way through your rib cage and you're gonna die. Any questions?


I'm the monster's mother.


You're a robot? I should've known. No human being is that humane.




Infected Guy:
Great. She's a toaster oven. Can we leave now?

Wow. Hadn't seen Alien Resurrection in many many years, long before I was a Joss (or Jeunet) fan. The final alien death is heart-wrenching. Wow!

Some final quotes to add to the database:

Call (Winona Ryder):
Intruder on Level One. All aliens, please proceed to Level One.



Ripley:
You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out?



Johner:
Kill you! Does that compute? Or do I have to draw you a schematic?


Hey! I'm not the mechanic here, Iron-sides. I mostly just hurt people.


DiStefano (Martin Cruz):
Beggin' your pardon, Sir, but "Fuck you!"


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