The Avengers in fifteen minutes. Ish - The Avengers

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July 09 2012

The Avengers in fifteen minutes. Ish. A rather entertaining summary of the film. Here be profanity.

A Scene That Must Have Happened

J.A.R.V.I.S.: Sir, are you certain we need to add a bracelet-based window-jumping functionality that allows you to don the newest iteration of the Iron Suit while you are in freefall? This seems like a highly specific yet unlikely scenario.

TONY: You are really underestimating the number of people who want to throw me out windows, Jarvis.

J.A.R.V.I.S.: Touché, sir.

Sunfire | The Avengers | 15:06 CET | 11 comments total | tags: life ruiner, taekwonbow, laserblaster scepterspear

awesome! new m15m!! off to read!

okelay | July 09, 19:03 CET

So wonderful. Btw, thegramma radiation thing, anyone think that could be how Barton c/o found the ship? I figured Loki simply had a tracking device or something.

[ edited by Skytteflickan88 on 2012-07-10 08:58 ]

Skytteflickan88 | July 09, 20:19 CET

So tell me about "Ish".

Madhatter | July 09, 22:23 CET

@Skytteflickan88: If I remember correctly, one of the screens in the Quinjet had an image of the scepter on it. I'm guessing they tracked it somehow.

Walkdogger | July 10, 03:08 CET

I must learn about this ancient art of chairtitsu

symbiotics | July 10, 07:27 CET

Best explanation of the Chitauri I've seen yet.

"THOR: All thirty-nine discs?"

ManEnoughToAdmitIt | July 10, 08:21 CET

Anyone else who thought "The Chosen collection is better, it has 40 discs!"

@walkdogger, that seems likely.

Skytteflickan88 | July 10, 12:25 CET

I laughed so hard at this! :D Thanks for the link.