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July 10 2012

Joss Whedon fixes movies. Not all of them, just the ones that have been out in the cinema recently.

I sincerely hope this meme has a long life!
I'm reading Seth Grahame-Smith's "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" right now and would love to have Joss' re-write!
This made me laugh really hard, especially the one about Kristen Stewart. That really would explain EVERYTHING. Love it.
Oh really! The thing is, we can recognize the ones he had a hand in.
I kind of love this - especially the "Rock of Ages" parenthetical.
Definitely nails some Whedon tropes :)
We are most certainly hard to nail down.
"High School Musical: Add rocket launcher"

"Star Wars Prequels: Better dialog. Better characters. Less CGI"
Rocket launchers are fun!

Expressionly in the hands of the "Slayer". Does make an inpression, doesn't it?
Every part of this made me happy.
Brave: A red head? Felicia Day for the win!
I also hope this meme lasts a while.
I lost it at "No, something isn't right there"
The Snow White one made me laugh...a lot. That would explain it.
My favourite is the John Carter one (mostly cause we all said the same thing.)
This has made my day!
Steel Magnolias - After her death Erin Brockovitch gets back up seconds later, head to toe in blue and clad in leather as an old one and attempts to bring about the destruction of humankind by resurrecting her ancient army. Dolly Parton survives...
Haha, the dancing demons one was classic.
The John Carter one cracked me up the most. Definitely would have helped that movie.

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