Loki's next goal: "I need a bait and eyeliner" - The Avengers

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August 10 2012

Loki's next goal: "I need a bait and eyeliner". Joss Whedon's dialogue as you've never seen it ever.

daylight | The Avengers | 23:07 CET | 21 comments total | tags: rocky, loki, avengers assemble, chinese bootleg, the avengers

That's pretty hilarious if genuine.

Yoink | August 10, 23:10 CET

Saw this the other day. Bloody hysterical. And "cube robbed" isn't bad for a two-word summation of the film.

redders | August 10, 23:16 CET

"bare ass green big man" took it over the top.

the ninja report | August 10, 23:32 CET

This can't be real. It can't be. It's sooooo bad.

Thanks for sharing.

Skytteflickan88 | August 10, 23:35 CET

That is gold.

ChristyCorr | August 10, 23:54 CET

I saw this a few days ago on tumblr... It's GENIUS!!!

"I do not like the thunder guy" XD

FangedFourLover | August 10, 23:59 CET

Speaking of which, I finally published this bootleg Dollhouse DVD cover (yes, it is real).

gossi | August 11, 00:09 CET

Oh wow, that's pretty awesome (ly awful) too...

[ edited by skittledog on 2012-08-11 00:17 ]

skittledog | August 11, 00:17 CET

I love the word that the red letters (nearly) spell.

Kind of appropriate for the show, almost, to have one person's thoughts transplanted into another place where they don't belong.

daylight | August 11, 00:24 CET

Where did you find that Gossi?

eddy | August 11, 01:07 CET

Gossi, that's incredible. This whole thing--just where to begin?

CaptainB | August 11, 02:38 CET

I do not doubt its veracity. Translation is hard, particularly when you bring metaphors and idioms into the mix. Every day I read documents drafted in foreign languages from throughout the globe This is totally what I'd expect of a translation prepared by someone with moderate proficiency in the language without any training in translation. Even officially certified translations of formal documents will have something "off" in the English version of the text.

"bare ass green big man" had me in hysterics. It would be awesome to see a photoshop of the screencaps with the actual English version for comparison.

BrewBunny | August 11, 05:56 CET

Heh.......this is funny.Well to give my people credit, informant in Chinese does translate to eye line...although to be an eyeliner, you need a pen...

Ningjing | August 11, 06:32 CET

We all know there was a similar Revenge of the Sith find a few years ago, right? "Star War: Backstroke of the West", birthplace of the now famous "Do not want" meme.

GreatMuppetyOdin | August 11, 10:19 CET

Oh man, Backstroke of the West. That was the best thing ever.

Erbine | August 11, 14:31 CET

This is hilarious! And I didn't know about Backstroke of the West - just looked it up. And now I'm in tears!

Shep | August 11, 15:33 CET

"you positioning to the Rubik's Cube" had me in stitches. No woner it's so hard to resolve, it's from another planet!

symbiotics | August 11, 15:59 CET

And people wonder why international relations are so tricky ...

Shapenew | August 11, 20:02 CET

Man, some times those Chinese subtitles are hilarious. My husband is a big anime fan, and he's watched some Amazing HK subs in his time with gems like,

"Shooting machine ready to shoot!"

"Translated for fans by fans!"

"I just love . . . acid."

The best ones happen when they get the subtitles for another totally unrelated movie and put them on another. Like he Yu-Gi-Oh movie which is geared towards kids and young teenagers got the subtitles from some really crazy super adult flick.

So this is pretty par for the course, and of course, utterly hilarious.

Elf | August 12, 16:41 CET

"Achieve relaxation which is our aim."

Sounds like a good aim actually.
But, the eyeliner with the bait trumps everything.

barboo | August 13, 16:35 CET

I kept waiting for an iconic moment to get beautifully mangled along the lines of Do Not Want. "We are cousins" came closest.

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner | August 13, 21:50 CET

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