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December 22 2012

How would Joss Whedon's A Fistful of Wookiees perform at the box office? io9 has some Whedony fun with the latest in Flash-based Star Wars Episode VII not-quite-random review generation technology.

Okay, this is addictive.
Um, personally I would always want Joss Whedon in the writer category. I don't really get why we would want him directing someone else's script (unless Joss rewrote that script first).
Although that does kind of make me wonder what he would do with someone else's words (kind of like how I've always wondered what a James Cameron film would be like if he decided not to try to do everything himself for once...)

Oh, and:

Star Wars Episode VII: Revenge of the Womp Rats

Written by Joss Whedon
Directed by Ridley Scott
Starring Jeff Goldblum

I have no idea what the actual plot would be, but I'm pretty sure that it would put the Fly to shame.

[ edited by brinderwalt on 2012-12-23 11:36 ]
Mine was:

Star Wars Episode VII: The Last of the Deathless

Written and Directed by: Joss Whedon
Staring: Micheal Fassbender

It got a B review and proves that Whedon does have his fingers on the Nerd Pulse of America.

(And dear god, I would LOVE to see that happen now.)

[ edited by Elf on 2012-12-23 23:50 ]

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