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January 30 2013

Firefly pick-up lines. "I am a leaf on the wind... in bed".

Simon | Firefly&Serenity | 10:12 CET | 19 comments total | tags: firefly

For some reason this link is sending me to the page source as a text document (Firefox on Android.) Will check on other platform(s) asap.

ETA: Seems fine in other places. How strange.

[ edited by brinderwalt on 2013-01-30 11:43 ]

brinderwalt | January 30, 10:44 CET

My favourite comes from twitter. No idea who, but it was under #geekpickuplines. "Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance, one of us would be dead by now." :D

Ktara | January 30, 10:47 CET

Anyone else hear Kaylee's voice as she does it in the Done the Impossible dvd quiz? lol

RobinInSeoul | January 30, 10:58 CET

now all i need is another browncoat or whedon fan to know what i'm talking about.
i wonder if any of the chat up lines have worked?

lecter | January 30, 14:52 CET

"I'll be in my bunk. Wanna come with?"

skynet_00101 | January 30, 17:07 CET

How is there no line about going to the special hell?

Pisumnux | January 30, 17:21 CET

"I am a leaf on the wind in bed"?

Translation: "I'll impale you with my massive spear"...

sab39 | January 30, 18:29 CET

I don't know whether to love or hate, "I am a leaf on the wind... in bed"...

abbyicebox | January 30, 19:14 CET

Oh!

I was trying to think of lines to adapt from the show when this happened....

"Kaylee, What in the Sphincter of Hell....". I'll get me coat.

viewingfigures | January 30, 20:35 CET

Oh these make me miss Firefly. And as crazy as it is, it's Jane's "Or are you just happy to see me?" that grabs me the most.

barboo | January 30, 21:24 CET

Really, I think the only pick-up line I need to hear is "hi I like Firefly." But these are a bonus.

recklessjack | January 30, 21:47 CET

"I'll be in my bunk... in bed."

Nope, doesn't work.

OneTeV | January 30, 22:05 CET

Hey, Wanna take a trip to the special hell?
*slap*
I meant talk in a theatre!!!

BrownCoat03-K64 | January 30, 23:21 CET

I started thinking up Buffy versions, and my head leaped with disturbing speed to one of Spike's speeches, which only needs to change one letter to make it not just a pickup line, but outright obscene.

Actually, virtually anything's a pickup line if Spike says it.

ManEnoughToAdmitIt | January 31, 01:14 CET

How could they possibly leave out:

"No power in the 'Verse can stop me... in bed."

Or is it too obvious?

Darkest Wicca | January 31, 01:40 CET

@ManEnoughToAdmitIt

My mind went to Buffy too, but instead of going to Spike or that, it went straight to "your shirt" for some reason, probably cause of the leaf on the wind in this story.

Judedeath | January 31, 02:23 CET

Beautiful!

sneggleblech | January 31, 02:48 CET

I actually don't get "I'm a leaf on the wind ... in bed"

Are you saying you're floaty in bed?

NickSeng | January 31, 04:50 CET

@ManEnoughToAdmit

Gah, I thought I knew my Spike speeches pretty well, but I'm stuck. Hint?

@lecter

Dunno if any of these have worked, but if I start a quote & you finish it (IRL) & are reasonably attractive & of compatible sexual preference, I can probably be convinced to show you where to find a ret couple.

Actually the "New Mechanic" scene in "Out of Gas" is just fullll of amusing potential: "Plug it straight into the port pin-lock..." Almost every line in there can be turned into a pickup. Hehe.

RedRaven | February 01, 03:45 CET

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