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February 18 2013

Whedon Ipsum. Strangely mesmerizing.

Haha, I love this.

What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again? Say Skywalker, and I smack ya. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard. Sweetie, if he had a tussle with that Sasquatch, we'd be in the dirt right about now, scooping up the Captain's teeth. And you know the monkey's just,'I mock you with my monkey pants!'

I'm going to take this moment and admit that sometimes I used to refresh the black to read all the different quotes on the front page.

[ edited by eddy on 2013-02-19 01:01 ]
Oh lord, I could do this forever. Nothing pleases me more than some Joss dialogue. 'Tis so poetical.
It reads a bit like the Buffy Bot's word salad. With pie.
Please, help me. I cannot stop.
Hey, no, we'll just set course for Planet of the Lonely, Rich, and Appropriately Hygienic Man. Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. You're a hell of a woman. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own. Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression. What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? The lambs have passed through the gate.

Well there goes my entire evening.
This is fantastic. Of course I believe the whole point of Lorem Ipsum is to not make sense so that clients don't sit there reading the article instead of looking at your layout, but it's still fantastic. Especially:
In every generation there is a chosen one. No Angel, it's not you.

[ edited by Ciella on 2013-02-19 04:07 ]
I spy and all that fancy stuff. What's on your mind, Simon?
This is now my new home page. I'll never be able to click past it and for the rest of my life will accomplish nothing.
I love this!

And the pictures make it even better .... they have a peaceful-yet-bizarre quality that fits perfectly with the jumbled-yet-musical sentences. to make it work?
Just keep refreshing the page.
Put in 5 or 6 for the number of paragraphs to get the full effect and then press generate.

[ edited by anca on 2013-02-19 09:14 ]
I just got this: "Recognizing someone else's power does not diminish your own. Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."
it might only be me but i was like "What?!"
bye bye, free time
"Say! look at you! You look just like me! We're very pretty. I find it a bit sad that you think of yourself as a candidate for anyone's fantasy."

Can I just say...OUCH!
Okay, when I press 'generate' shouldn't the text appear within the photo? Or does it remain in the white dialog box inset?
Dagnabbit. Make me stop. Now, please...
I gave birth to a pterodactyl. No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. Yeah, well, I'm not the one who wanted Wind Beneath My Wings for the first dance.

I'm imagining Spike saying this one. And it is odd.

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