December 08 2004
Away message become online art form.
First quote mentioned is a Spike quote; "I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's..."
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zz9 | December 08, 02:31 CET
Anya; "I mean jet lag from hell has got to be, well, jet lag from hell."
SO BEST!!!
nicoblu710 | December 08, 03:03 CET
"Is everyone here very stoned?"
and
"now, do we suspect that Ben and Glory may have some kind of connection"
Ghost Spike | December 08, 03:12 CET
MandyMouse | December 08, 03:19 CET
Had to change it when non-angel-watching friends kept thinking they'd got a wrong number.
Ghost Spike | December 08, 03:24 CET
Willowy | December 08, 03:30 CET
zz9 | December 08, 03:41 CET
Oh right, like THOSE exist!
Rogue Slayer | December 08, 03:44 CET
Ghost Spike | December 08, 03:50 CET
Chris inVirginia | December 08, 04:03 CET
Chris inVirginia | December 08, 04:10 CET
Great choice, all!
Gaudior | December 08, 04:18 CET
redfern | December 08, 04:23 CET
Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can
say for you.
Master: You were destined to die! It was written!
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
BufSlyAngel | December 08, 04:41 CET
catalyst2 | December 08, 04:42 CET
redfern | December 08, 04:45 CET
I had to stop using the Hannibal Lector sounds, the kinda scared me...
Wouldn't that be great if you could make your away message on any kind of messenger service a sound? Like if someone tries to message you, maybe they'd get a loud, blaring "I still have Buffy taste in my mouth!" heheh
Rogue Slayer | December 08, 04:52 CET
Ones I've used "Is there a Gheppeto in the house?!" LOrne and "Heroes don't accept the world the way it is, they fight it"-Linsdey
MySerenity | December 08, 04:55 CET
As far as away messages go, I usually use stuff from songs, but I have a new quote from Firefly in my profile every Saturday night, along with a link to the countingdown timer for Serenity. Right now its:
'Can't get paid if you're dead.'
'Can't get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here... nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'...'
hobgadling | December 08, 05:05 CET
Chris inVirginia | December 08, 05:16 CET
Giles: The Earth is doomed!
Willow: You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one.
Angel: You guys go on. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames.
Buffy: Uh-oh, you have but-face. (Giles looks confused.)You look like you're gonna say but.
Spike: I love syphilis more than you.
Xander: Something weird is going on. Isn't that our school motto?
Cordelia: As vampires go, you're pretty cuddly.
Dawn: We're safe, right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play Checkers with.
Anya: I, for one, wasn’t looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I’ve grown.
Wesley: I've been accused of a great many things in my time. But paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back.
Gunn: True. I mean who's got time for love when you're out there, doin' it with the demons. (with regretful look) Didn't that come out sad and wrong.
Fred: Are we talking a closed curve of finite length in a simply connected domain of zero? That would be too easy, wouldn't it?
Illyria: I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.
Lorne: I'm pickin' up some hard-cord woo-woo vibes in the room.
Harmony: Spikey. Let's leave the Slayer alone. You know she'll only slap you around, and I can do that.
Lilah: They don’t crucify here. It’s too Christian.
Connor: Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.
Lindsey: I hate failure when there's no one else to blame it on.
Joss: I wanted to say thank you one more time, to all of you — except anyone who ever criticized anything ever at all.
showgirl | December 08, 05:20 CET
Personally, I'd like to slay the dragon.
Chris inVirginia | December 08, 05:24 CET
ETA: I remembered a couple more. "Bored now", of course, and "Don't harsh my melon" which is actually a quote by Alexis Denisof from the Spin the Bottle commentary.
All four of these I use on a regular basis.
[ edited by electricspacegirl on 2004-12-08 03:36 ]
electricspacegirl | December 08, 05:25 CET
I love you more, than all the other fishes!
Chris inVirginia | December 08, 05:26 CET
That's my second favorite Jayne quote!
electricspacegirl | December 08, 05:31 CET
My favorite FF quote: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
Willowy | December 08, 05:44 CET
Oh, Willowy, that's my #1 favorite Jayne moment ever! The way he grabs at the air and passes out. Adam's comic delivery is perfect. My Serenity board sig is "Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." Another favorite Jayne quote.
[ edited by electricspacegirl on 2004-12-08 03:57 ]
electricspacegirl | December 08, 05:55 CET
Rogue Slayer | December 08, 06:21 CET
"It's like a meat party in my mouth. Okay, I'm just a kid and even I know that came out wrong"
Or
Willow: (in reference to a drawing in her notebook)
"A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too."
Or
Xander:
"Nothing can defeat the penis!"
Or
Buffy:
Spike, what are you doing here. Five words or less.
Spike:
Out for a walk, Bitch.
[ edited by BufSlyAngel on 2004-12-08 04:34 ]
BufSlyAngel | December 08, 06:22 CET
Ok, calming down now...but we're DOING it again...! ;)
Willowy | December 08, 06:35 CET
Lee - This is getting ridiculous. The first assassin kills the second assassin - sent to kill the first assassin, who didn't assassinate anyone until we hired the second assassin to assassinate the first assassin.
Lindsey - Alright. This obviously isn't working.
Inanis | December 08, 06:36 CET
Buffy: What is that shirt made of — paint?
(Willow's eyes go wide as she realizes...
Willow: Buff—
Buffy: I?m glad Dawnie isn?t here to see her precious boyfriend getting all thrusty with some slut-bag hussy— (The hussy turns around - it's Dawn. Buffy goes slackjawed.) Oh.
Xander: Oh! Oh, no! Daddy no— I wasn?t— when I was looking, I wasn?t? oh, god!
Willow: Right there with ya!
Or
Buffy: Willow, you?re a gay woman! And he... isn?t.
Willow: This isn?t about his physical presence! It?s about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence has a penis!
Or
Angelus: Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends...No hope. Take all that away... and what's left?
Buffy: Me.
Theres just so many!
BufSlyAngel | December 08, 06:47 CET
Giles: It's the end of the world.
Buffy, Will and Xander: AGAIN?!
(From Doomed)
And then there's that demon quote from Anya in Family, about demons being really useful part of society, which I can't really recall entirely right now (Oh c'mon it's almost 1:00am in the morning here and I still got a school paper to finish).
I've been thinking about putting on that Self Esteem song from Smile Time. That would be funny.
Though lately I've been more tended to include Firefly quotes, which are as good as Buffyverse ones, Ton Ma?
(edited for spelling, remember that 1:00am part?)
[ edited by Numfar PTB on 2004-12-08 05:02 ]
Numfar PTB | December 08, 07:00 CET
Willowy | December 08, 07:13 CET
"You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all this? I'm . . . I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the . . . sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays."
I had another one from Buffy for when I was in class, but I can't remember what it was.
janeway216 | December 08, 08:07 CET
Lilah to Wesley - "You were trying to do the right thing, I heard that can be difficult" (may not have this quite right but I love when she says it to Wesley in season 4)
Passion | December 08, 08:34 CET
"It was the best day ever."
hobgadling | December 08, 08:55 CET
Several Joss ones:
"I'm working on Buffy: Deep Space Nine. It will be dark and badly received."
-joss whedon
and
"You know, if I have any message for Americans, it's that you can solve problems through fisticuffs."
-joss whedon
and
"It's all part of the cycle. The Circle. The Circle of Life. (I'm holding up a baby lion on a big flat rock--am I gonna get sued?) Listen. Remember. Enjoy." -Joss
I also use:
"What's this? Sitting around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass... Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them! For justice, and for the safety of... puppies and Christmas!"
-Spike
and
"I'd like to keep Spike as my pet."
-Illyria :-)
LittleMiss730 | December 08, 11:57 CET
Or my favorite.
Buffy: "I killed something in a convent last night."
Xander: "In any other room, a frightening declaration. Here, a welcome distraction. Tell us all about the killing, Buff."
Buffy: "Pretty standard. Vampire staking. Ooh! But I met a nun and she let me try on her wimple."
Xander: "Okay, now we're back to frightening."
Madhatter | December 08, 15:35 CET
What's my line pt2:
Xander: "Oh, here we go! I am the bug man, coo coo ka choo. Okay. Okay. He can only be killed when he's in his disassembled state." (to Cordelia) "Disassembled. That means when he's broken down into his liiittle buggy parts."
Cordelia: "I know what it means, dorkhead!"
Xander: "Dorkhead? You slash me with your words!"
Faith, Hope and Trick
Willow:"Do that thing with your mouth that boys like... Oh! I didn't mean the bad thing with your mouth."
Döppelgangland
Willow:"It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay."
Serenity
Book: "I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers."
Jayne: "Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?"
Mal: "I'm standing right here."
Jayne: "You're coming through good and loud."
Mal: " 'Cause I'm standing right here."
Our Mrs Reynolds
Book: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
War Stories
Zoe: "I understand. We have no choice. Take me sir. Take me hard"
Jayne: "Something about that's just downright unsettling."
Joss Buffy Spoilers:
As people who have been around for a while know, I always like to get on the "net" and reveal aboslutely everything that's going to happen next year. That way, you don't spend all summer stressing. Here's the important points:
1) Buffy will become a "vampire slayer". I can't really explain what that means yet, 'cause Doug hasn't explained it to me. But it seems to point towards ADVENTURE!
2) Format change: from now on, the first half hour will be about Buffy FIGURING OUT what the monster is, and the second half hour will be about Sam Waterston PROSECUTING the monster.
3) We're easing back on the goats. There've been complaints.
4) Because of the coincidental movie name issue, we will no longer refer to the kids as the "Scooby" Gang. They will be known as the "Scooby Doo, The Film, Coming This Christmas To Your Local DVD Store" gang. Or possibly the "Sharks".
5) The gay thing is so passe. We're over that. But honestly, that's just the way Clem ACTS. We're having a talk.
6) A lot of people were confused at the end when Spike wanted his fish order changed. SOLE, people. Jeez. We HAVE a vampire with a SOUL, you think we're doing that again?
7) Cardigans, cardigans, cardigans.
There are loads more but I think I've done enough for now :)
Paul_Rocks | December 08, 18:29 CET
Chris in Virginia | December 08, 19:37 CET
There was a question at the London Halloween event about how male vampires can lean back and think of England, given that they have no heart and therefore no blood pumping to the required body part (I paraphrased this question very delicately you may notice) to which David responded:
‘I am just one big walking hard on’
Yeah baby!
miranda | December 08, 22:24 CET
i have entirely too many favorites...i won't put all of you through a list though...
buffyfanatic18 | December 09, 00:02 CET
bobster | December 09, 07:02 CET