April 30 2005
Joss asks for decorum, sort of.
Joss' post on the movie site: "The Uni brass just gave me word that certain theater managers who couldn't provide tickets were... how can I put this delicately... THREATENED. Seriously. Which is both touching and, hey, totally uncool." More at the link.
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Rogue Slayer | April 30, 01:58 CET
CrazyMutha29 | April 30, 02:03 CET
electricspacegirl | April 30, 02:13 CET
Jet Wolf | April 30, 02:17 CET
phlebotinin | April 30, 02:17 CET
Knock it off people (that are doing this). Bad form. A few of you with the bad taste to behave like this reflects poorly on us all.
Angela | April 30, 02:20 CET
Tracy | April 30, 02:22 CET
Madhatter | April 30, 02:27 CET
And, I might add, very Niska-like.
marmoset | April 30, 02:43 CET
Oddjob | April 30, 02:54 CET
palehorse | April 30, 03:15 CET
RavenU | April 30, 03:21 CET
BTW, you got a real live human to answer a theatre phone. I'm impressed.
Drifter | April 30, 03:42 CET
It's only a film. Not being able to see it early will not make any difference to your life.
And I'm equally unamused by people selling the early screening Serenity tickets on eBay.
Simon | April 30, 04:14 CET
wren | April 30, 04:39 CET
Hate to think of the sour taste this leaves in the mouths of screening theatre managers, and others who get wind of this story. Hate to think of them dreading September for its sudden, but inevitable influx of hoards of unruly and destructive fanfreaks. Effing embarrassing, is what it is. Surely not what I expected from this smart, funny, compassionate community.
We're I lucky enough to be attending a screening, I'd be reaching out to other likeminded fans in my area to consider some sort of respectful (non-fanfreakish) gesture/token of our gratitude to bestow upon those working the theatre on the big night. (And I'd stay late to clean up any rubbish left behind after the show.)
barest_smidgen | April 30, 04:55 CET
As for the first guy who's got two tickets going for like $200 bucks, yeah, shame on him...
CrazyMutha29 | April 30, 05:03 CET
zz9 | April 30, 05:15 CET
I'd love to see it now but I can't and when I finally do get to see it, it will be all the sweeter!
Firefly Flanatic | April 30, 06:45 CET
eddy | April 30, 07:01 CET
For the record, the entire time I was nice and cordial and at no time did I threaten anyone, although after several minutes had gone by, then several more, and I walked away from the place feeling that a very small slice of my lifeforce had just been sucked out of me for no apparent reason, I feel I would have fully been within my rights to threaten something. Like the pillar I passed by.. or a nearby wall. Something. But I didn't. Because we Firefly fanatics are fanatical but we should not be misconstrued as being in any way shape or form prone to violence. Even though perhaps a small percentage of theater employees should have some sense knocked into them, that's certainly not our job as Firefly fans to do so. That's the responsibility of Star Wars Episode Three fans, who are completely off their rockers anyway.
I also have not threatened anyone involved in the production of the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie, though again I should be well within my rights to do so. Any judge who saw the movie would not convict me if I did. For the record, I have a full review of the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie available at my crappy online journal thingy. There's both the original long review, and a short form version for those with short attention spans. The short form is on top. I'd consider making a shorter short version for people who have already stopped reading this thread, but what would be the point?
ZachsMind | April 30, 08:00 CET
SaltyGoodness | April 30, 08:59 CET
eddy | April 30, 09:48 CET
Harmalicious | April 30, 10:11 CET
Shocking but true: Serenity is, after all, only a movie. *squints upward for lightning strike* I mean yeah, I'm bummed out that I live halfway from the hump-end of nowhere, as far as official fandom-type events go, and haven't the slightest chance of seeing our BDH in their glory until five months hence -- but by no stretch of the imagination (or reality) does that give me license to be a BDA. Get a grip, ya'll!
Wiseblood | April 30, 10:14 CET
rua1412 | April 30, 12:39 CET
Now we have scalpers on ebay :-(
TaraLivesOn | April 30, 13:18 CET
Well, that just made my day, rua1412. That just made my damn day. :)
barest_smidgen | April 30, 16:14 CET
catalyst2 | April 30, 16:22 CET
Dear Joss, please come and have a beer with me and watch a game (yes I am needy and desperate, as you well know, we are not having the very bestest of seasons and this would cheer me up no end.) Ok, maybe I need to work on my sales pitch. We could have tea instead of beer.
As to the other thing, if in doubt, go into denial mode: can’t have been any of us because this is beyond uncool. I am guessing fans of some or other second rate scifi movie stirring up trouble. Envy, it’s a terrible sin. Come on Lucas and Spielberg, switch those phones off, you have to let it go. Alternatively could be Chelsea fans. Because nothing is beneath Chelsea fans. :)
miranda | April 30, 17:16 CET
Basically I think the fans need to dial back the drama (people are now talking about calling and/or writing to apologize...which I think would just be more unwanted attention).
We are starting to scare the straights.
embers | April 30, 18:08 CET
This whole 'threatening' thing seems to challenge the idea that any publicity is good publicity, doesn't it? Although granted I haven't been watching the news recently because NetFlix sent me the DVD of Shaun of the Dead, I doubt the Firefly fans are being mentioned on the news because a couple bad eggs are going around threatening theater managers. Come to think of it though, if we did do something that would get the attention of local news organizations around the world, maybe that could be good publicity. Not threatening theater managers, of course. That's lame, and Joss doesn't like it. However, if we could come up with some sort of silly gimmick which cost no money, which we all did at roughly the same time, and was weird enough to get the attention of the news media without "scaring the straights" as Embers so adroitly described it, then maybe we'd have something. Right now, the straights aren't scared of us at all. They don't notice us. We need to think of something we can do that wouldn't scare the straights, but would somehow turn them 'twisted' like us. =) We don't want them to run away. See this is the problem with zombies. If they didn't groan and moan and try to eat people, I bet they'd win over more converts... I think I've seen Shaun of the Dead one too many times.
"They" don't expect a lot of drama regarding Serenity, because they think Serenity's going to be a "relatively small film." There's got to be some way to change that opinion, without landing us all in jail on attempted assault charges. ...Or, you know, eating brains and what not.
ZachsMind | April 30, 18:44 CET
and about any publicity being good publicity-what was it Andy Hallett's marketing professor said-"bad breath is better than no breath at all?"
well-every rule has an exception!
threats are the exception.
and they have solutions for bad breath....
terrilove | April 30, 19:35 CET
embers, you made me laugh right out loud. If Whedonesque allowed taglines, I'd totally tag it.
Allyson | April 30, 20:00 CET
Whatever was done or not done, Joss and Universal aren't happy. I don't blame them. It's time for people to get a grip. I'm an obsessed Firefly/Serenity fan but when pressed, I have to admit it's a MOVIE. It's not a life-saving transplant or medical cure. It will not bring about world peace.
As for people who sneak into screenings and thus deprive ticket holders of seats? Talk about the worst offenders of all. People should be reserving their ire for them.
phlebotinin | April 30, 20:15 CET
Yeah, I'll be a might hacked off if I show up in Vegas to a full theater when I have an honest ticket!
Rogue Slayer | April 30, 20:54 CET
ZachsMind | April 30, 21:29 CET
ZachsMind, the thought had crossed my mind that it could be publicity related, but only briefly. RavenU is probably right, that the truth is probably somewhere in the middle.
Somehow this doesn't sound like a "publicity" stunt, and does tend to give the wrong impression about the fans in general regardless of what the facts are or where the truth lies. Perception is everything. So please behave people, it only takes one to make the entire fandom look insane.
In a similar vein, I've SEEN and HEARD fans of Mr. Marsters acting like complete nutters so it wouldn't surprise me if similar people (all evolved from the same fandom) are indeed acting that way towards Serenity. It probably isn't the same exact aforementioned nutters because those people are surely following James around the UK right now in all their nutty, fanatic glory while yelling at him to take off his shirt or asking if he'll **** them... :) People wonder why the boy dresses like a slob. With the way people act when he's dressed down - if he actually dressed UP, somebody would surely rip his clothes off and assault the guy. In reality though, I know that it's only a couple that act that way when he's on stage but it makes the entire group that follows him like a Dead Head seem a tad creepy. See, perceptions.
[ edited by Grace on 2005-04-30 19:30 ]
Grace | April 30, 21:29 CET
spikeangellover | April 30, 21:41 CET
Gyar...
pixxelpuss | April 30, 21:50 CET
Madhatter | April 30, 22:07 CET
Well, to be fair, someone can be a huge Firefly fan without being a member of a site or posting on a forum. That's just not some people's 'thing'. Doesn't make them any less of a fan.
Rogue Slayer | April 30, 22:41 CET
A point I was just about to make as well. I haven't registered on the official site, just as I never joined The Bronze: Beta or any of the Buffy-related sites despite my love for the show, primarily because I simply don't have the time to keep up on the forums outside of my own. (One of the reasons that I like WHEDONesque so much, because it's so darned quick and easy.) But I boughts me some Serenity tickets, and don't feel that I have any less a right to them as someone who's posted 1000 times somewhere else.
I'm going to hazard a guess and say that the in-fandom splintering was pretty much not the point of this sneak-preview. Envy's a human thing, so I get that. But do we really have to take this down to a "mine is bigger than yours" level?
[ edited by Jet Wolf on 2005-04-30 21:23 ]
Jet Wolf | April 30, 23:21 CET
And, Grace, my feeling re our James dressing up or down, is that the smarter you are (sartorially, that is) the more respect you command. It's the knuckle draggers who respond to slobbery. (Sorry, getting prissy in my old age). I'd be happy just to sit next to him with my hand on his knee.
SweetMarilyn | May 01, 01:44 CET
I'm worried about waiting until September, I'm sure the spoilers will be embedded in every teensy aspect of my online experience from May 6th until then, and I'll be disappointed.
pixxelpuss | May 01, 02:21 CET
As for people selling them on Ebay, that's hardly a surprise. However, that those tickets were over 200 bucks already, was. People that wanna go, REALLY wanna go it seems. Glad we were fast.
EdDantes | May 01, 02:27 CET
I've posted and lurked on too many boards to know that unfortunately that there is a small hard core element who take the Whedonverse far too seriously for their own good and if they don't get their own way, they get nasty.
Personally, I think it paints the Firefly fans in a bad light which angers me cause I know how wonderful the fandom is.
Simon | May 01, 02:28 CET
nixygirl | May 01, 05:10 CET
BTW someone reported the Joss posted something about going to the movies hoping to see his trailer and even HE was disappointed...does anyone know where he posted that?
embers | May 01, 05:38 CET
nixygirl | May 01, 05:47 CET
nixygirl | May 01, 05:52 CET
lalaa | May 01, 07:36 CET
Looks like Joss had the same idea and that our fear is exactly what happened to him! "You don't wanna be like me....you really don't." Hehe funny. Sounds like he wasn't happy with the movie either, and then to not even see the Serenity trailer.....grr.
(Imagine sitting in a theater, looking beside you and there's Joss. Hey I'm sure he can walk the street without being chased, but if someone from this board sits next to him there's gonna be some flippin' out to be done!;-)
EdDantes | May 01, 08:28 CET
I took my 9 year old son to see Hitch Hiker today. I had figured that the trailer would not be there, and it wasn't. My son liked it. I thought it was pretty slow a lot of the time. The theater was pretty empty and a good percentage walked out before it was half over, so I guess it is best that Serenity's trailer was not being shown. Actually, now that I think about it, it would have made Hitchhiker's really look bad. When I left I found myself thinking about how far away September is.
newcj | May 01, 08:55 CET
If anyone wants to know, it is under Movie Production/Is the trailer still attached to HHGG, page 3. Or you can search for Joss_Whedon, but that looks like it takes you to the beginning of the thread.
newcj | May 01, 09:10 CET
Simon | May 01, 12:54 CET
…you can't take my show from me…
Love. It.
[ edited by brownishcoat on 2005-05-01 18:16 ]
brownishcoat | May 01, 20:16 CET