Man takes phone call during "Serenity."
On BBC Radio, Andrew Collins reads a letter from a fan who complains about "one buffoon" talking on the phone about how much he was enjoying his time in the theater during Serenity. It's short, but I thought a little lightness was in order. Plus, there's another Whedon mention before it.
To get to the letter, forward 15 minutes, and then forward 5 minutes twice. You have to listen to a minute or so of the song before Collins comes back. When Collins comes back, you get a bonus Whedonesque-able: he reads a letter from a Veronica Mars fan (TWoPers might know her as InigoMontoya) who quotes Joss's "Best. Show. Ever" endorsement. Then, you have to sit through another song (unfortunately, the Serenity segment is at the tail end of the thirtieth minute).
I found this little bon mot hilarious, regarding either punching the man or having him ejected from the theater: "I think you probably would have been within your rights, especially in a film called Serenity. Because he, that man, with his mobile phone, was making serenity history."
October 17 2005
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herb | October 17, 02:24 CET
This is a download link
.http://rapidshare.de/files/6374743/Serenity_clip.wma.html
Just select the free option
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garda39 | October 17, 02:26 CET
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gossi | October 17, 02:49 CET
electricspacegirl | October 17, 02:56 CET
MissKittysMom | October 17, 02:58 CET
I certainly hope there is.
I have NOT enamored myself to folks in my local theater who talk on their cell phones...I actually got the audience to applaud around one "gentleman" who kept answering his phone and talking during a movie. I not so politely um, asked him to turn off his G*# D&@% phone. Actually, I yelled it from twenty feet away! How the people who were sitting right near him restrained themselves from lynching him is beyond me. Too often people just accept rude behavior. I know my own response was rude, but I'd been pushed beyond my own personal limits with that one because the phone KEPT ringing. It wasn't like it was a single, "oops, left my phone on!" moment. ALSO, he kept talking! SO, I'm all for knocking people about the head to get them to behave!
Doubly ironic to have a similar thing happen to someone in a movie entitled Serenity! The worst I experienced during my Serenity viewing was a very small group of totally intoit fans. Obviously, it wasn't their first viewing and they were just a little enthusiastic. It was actually kind of funny, without really disrupting my experience.
How did people ever survive pre-cell phone?
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Grace | October 17, 03:28 CET
Knuckleball | October 17, 03:38 CET
I mean, I can understand forgetting to turn your cell phone off, but answering it! Worse than mere chit-chat. Geez. I say that's one for an extra-special hell.
bobster | October 17, 04:23 CET
Normally I'd wait for a movie to come out on DVD to see it but because it was Serenity I went to the theater. The first time seeing it the crowd was really good. The second time the crowd was noisier and more distracting. People getting up at the oddest times for bathroom breaks or more food (and of course it's the type of food that has noisy wrappers), and people talking loudly to each other.
So, who knows, maybe a lot of Firefly fans want to have their first experience seeing the movie as an enjoyable one without dealing with the rudeness of today's theater goers and are waiting for the dvd to come out.
If I wasn't a member of this board and wasn't aware of the importance of the Box office tally I most likely would have waited for the dvd myself.
Firefly Flanatic | October 17, 04:57 CET
Three weeks till Serenity! (finally!) We're having a 'premiere' showing when it opens - a group of us booked out a small screen (65 seats). So I doubt there will be cellphones going off there!
My pet peeve is lazer pointers - mostly wielded by young teenage boys. There was one in use while we were waiting for the first screening of LOTR ROTK. A large guy in full regalia including sword got up, stalked down to the front row and had a quiet conversation with the culprit. The whole theatre cheered as he walked back to his seat, and needless to say, there were no lazers in use during the screening. :)
vera | October 17, 06:12 CET
My favorite non-Serenity movie this year was 40 Year Old Virgin, where the opening day afternoon audience was perfect. They got all the jokes, and communal laughter makes things funnier, which meant I was rolling with laughter by the end of the movie. At home, I would've cracked up a whole bunch of times, but it wouldn't have been the same experience at all. A bad audience member can destroy a movie, but a good one can make a movie even better.
dottikin | October 17, 06:31 CET
Actually, I specifically noticed when I saw the movie, was that NO ONE, not even myself - who can't drink one of those big sodas without a pitstop - got up during the movie. I was very surprised, but it told me that people really enjoyed the show. Those noisy wrappers are one of my pet peeves aside from phones in theater and those were pretty quiet too.
"but our local theatre puts a notice up before the movie starts saying put cellphones on silent and no lighting up of screens, or else the staff will confiscate cellphones. Of course I dont go to many teenage aimed movies where this is the worst."
While our local theater puts up a notice, (I don't think there's a threat to taking the phones though) I have noticed that it's not necessarily the younger crowd. When we go to the cheap, afternoon shows with a lot of people our own age, Rude City. When we go late in the evening with what usually seems to be a younger crowd, I'm always amazed in that while they may check their phones - you can see the little screens now and then - they're a lot better about leaving if they DO get a call or turning them off to begin with. At least that's my experience in my area.
I was thrilled when there was not one cell phone during Serenity, no calls, no talking, no little screens lighting up. Again, at Serenity, everyone (it also looked to be an all ages crowd) was well behaved and mostly quiet, and for that I was very proud of the fans!
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Grace | October 17, 06:35 CET
Firefly Flanatic | October 17, 06:44 CET
Nebula1400 | October 17, 15:53 CET
It is 10 seconds long or so and, basically, they say no more than what Polter-Cow indicated in the opening of this subject.
Le Comité | October 17, 16:51 CET
Anyway, this place is chav central (maybe because it was bargain mondays where tickets are only £3), but I've never seen so mant baseball caps and tracksuit bottoms in the cinema.
The funniest / most annoying part was the chavette girls in front of me who said this many times:
Chavette 1 (addressed to Chavette 2): "D'ya understaaand wats goin on?"
Chavette 2: "Nah"
lol
brob1 | October 17, 17:48 CET
And loud talking can be just as bad. At Cinderella Man earlier this year, I was sitting in front of a guy who seemed to feel the need to loudly give an uninspired running commentary on the movie, his feelings about it, and every play of the boxing matches. Nothing could shush him.
So far, thankfully, all my Serenity experiences have been great ones, though.
acp | October 17, 20:03 CET
Obviously because everyone had seen Firefly and was looking forward to it, and hadn't seen it before, everyone was laughing even more in the right places, and the fact that other people are laughing makes you laugh even more. Whilst obviously I still loved the film on my two viewings since, it just isn't quite the same.
Add to that, no-one was talking loudly throughout, or talking on the phone, or throwing popcorn, and I had basically the perfect movie experience, both in terms of Serenity itself and the audience.
The third time I saw it, during the film a girl was going to the bathroom and on her way there, decided to slide down the bannister, as there weren't many people there. How annoying!
Razor | October 17, 22:23 CET
The best audience experiences I have had were the preview screenings, of course, where almost the entire audience was made up of Browncoats, and opening night when 110 members of our group went together, but I have enjoyed it every time.
samatwitch | October 17, 22:43 CET