Rotten Tomatoes' "Bombs to the Bomb".
Even though Serenity has one of the highest Tomatometers of 2005 and is not mentioned in their "Bombs to the Bomb" feature (in which they relate ways to make the year's worst films into Oscar contenders), Rotten Tomatoes took it upon themselves to include an image from the BDM in their montage promoting the feature.
Yep, for absolutely no reason, Alan Tudyk is sandwiched between images of Rob Schneider in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux, and Zach Braff's Chicken Little from the film of the same name. It doesn't really help that just a couple inches below Alan's face is the line, "Transforming 2005's worst flicks into Oscar picks."
Trust me, folks:
It is not mentioned anywhere in the feature whatsoever. In fact, the image used in the montage isn't even included in the feature.
So, now we all scratch our heads and say:
"What the hell?"
(For curiosity's sake, the feature can be found here.)
December 29 2005
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The One True b!X | December 29, 13:20 CET
This is going to turn into not the best day ever, folks (foreshadowing! subtext! typing!)
gossi | December 29, 13:21 CET
*further scratching of the head*
[ edited by UnpluggedCrazy on 2005-12-29 11:25 ]
UnpluggedCrazy | December 29, 13:24 CET
What conspiracy theories do we have this time? A disgruntled, bitter member of the spoilery ‘Save Wash’ mob? A seething Star Wars fan who thinks they're enjoying a moment of power? A cynical attempt to increase traffic?
Also, no offence mate (honest, at all) but gossi, I’m beginning to wonder if your username has been taken over by a very pessimistic scaremongering demon. It is weird, but, to channel Joyce, I’m with the "its not the end of the world" crowd, even if we are in denial.
To jump genres and be Pollyanna for a moment. If the picture causes doubters or resentful anti-Serenity, anti- Joss types to click on the picture with glee – I just wish I could see the disappointment on their faces when they find out that Serenity is not in the bomb category at all but front and centre as DVD pick of the week. Roll on the extra traffic.
purplehazel | December 29, 14:11 CET
gossi | December 29, 14:31 CET
Serenity rocked.
powerof3 | December 29, 15:30 CET
Was it maybe nominated for Razzies or something...?
UnpluggedCrazy | December 29, 15:57 CET
Well, let's look at this Rotten Tomatoes thing this way. The only people who will recognize Alan and realize it is a picture of him from "Serenity" as opposed to his many other films (like being the dread pirate Steve in "Dodgeball, for example) will be us , and we won't think the worse of "Serenity" for this unfortunate association.
billz | December 29, 16:21 CET
But, you can email me! ; )
nixygirl | December 29, 16:43 CET
So... let's just assume someone at Rotten Tomatoes is playing with us. I'll revise my reference to a "cynical attempt to increase traffic" to "a playful attempt to increase traffic". We do after all seem to be very wind-upable - by members of the board as well as other sites ;-)
purplehazel | December 29, 17:02 CET
gossi | December 29, 17:10 CET
Would that be under "Entertainment Memorabilia" or "Toys & Hobbies"? ;-)
Besides, looked at the Razzies website -- not even a mention in the semi-finalists list. My gloomy guess -- 'versal is thinking they don't need to keep the board going forever...?
billz | December 29, 17:28 CET
GVH | December 29, 18:07 CET
BAFfler | December 29, 19:44 CET
Lioness | December 29, 20:05 CET
Back on topic: This is annoying.
newcj | December 29, 21:31 CET
Maybe they just used it to get the attention from rabid fans like us. It worked.
writerserenyty | December 29, 21:39 CET
rabid | December 29, 21:47 CET
Gossi, got the email...I'm assuming this is what you are sad about. No more serenity board. We love you, gossi! Very cool that you are heading up serenitymovie.org. You're the best!
BAFfler, King Kong rocked indeed. I was a mess coming out of the theatre. My eyes were swollen from all the sobbing. I'm such a sucker for good love stories.
Harmalicious | December 30, 10:11 CET