Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Jubal: What did you say? Am I a road?". Fun thread over at fireflyfans.net.
This amused me no end and there's some lightbulb jokes in the thread as well.
"How many Rivers does it take to change a light bulb?
"I ate a bulb."
February 03 2006
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Reavers: Mmmmm...chicken...
FOX: Can you make the chicken nicer and have it tell some jokes? Actually, we're going to show the chicken before we show the egg, then we're going to cancel the road.
WB: To get to the CW.
UPN: To get to the CW.
;-)
billz | February 03, 16:48 CET
One.
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
River: Because it understands but it doesn't comprehend.
or
River: GIBLETS ! *faints*
Jayne: To avoid becoming a Wash-kabob. What ? Just sayin's all.
Mal: Because it's manly and impulsive.
Fox: Does it have to be a chicken ? Also, could you make it less roady ?
(LOL, billz)
Saje | February 03, 16:55 CET
billz | February 03, 17:01 CET
"You can't stop the chicken."
"You guys always send me the best chickens."
MissKittysMom | February 03, 17:31 CET
nixygirl | February 03, 18:11 CET
Saje | February 03, 19:19 CET
JOSS WHEDON: you'll never know, because I plan to kill the chicken.
filops | February 03, 19:20 CET
Caroline | February 03, 19:42 CET
miranda | February 03, 20:11 CET
FOX: Stop bothering us with these scripts. We already told you. We only work with turkeys.
Billz, Miranda : excellent!!
Mal: He's goin' to that special hell!
Chicken: No power in the 'verse can stop me!
Chicken: Well, here I am!
coolpeace | February 03, 20:58 CET
Mort | February 03, 21:26 CET
Anya: Because there's a bunny on this side of the road.... Wait, there's a bunny on this side of the road? HELP!
Celebithil | February 03, 21:45 CET
[ edited by palehorse on 2006-02-03 19:53 ]
palehorse | February 03, 21:49 CET
giles (yes, it is my real name) | February 04, 00:32 CET
AnotherFireflyfan | February 04, 00:32 CET
Madhatter | February 04, 00:57 CET
lycoming | February 04, 01:06 CET
Simon: [Grinning shyly] I mean to say.
Kaylee: [Grabbing a knife and fork] To hell with this. I'm gonna eat!
AmazonGirl | February 04, 02:11 CET
Simon | February 04, 02:13 CET
Simon: [Grinning shyly] I mean to say.
Kaylee: [Grabbing a knife and fork] To hell with this. I'm gonna eat!
Joss: "In my world, chickens cross the road all the time".
And not the chickens you'd expect. ;-)
Sex, sex, sex. Is that all we ever think about here? (Er, yes?) ;-)
Hi-larious! :-)
billz | February 04, 02:30 CET
Joss: "What happens when lightning strikes a chicken crossing the road?"
Madhatter | February 04, 02:37 CET
That's always my answer! (I'm a chicken, and my wife is a bunny. Voila!) Plus the Anya reaction just makes it even funnier.
Joss: Quiet on the set unless you're poultry (an actual quote, apparently).
BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!
chickenbird | February 04, 02:51 CET
This sounds more like a Xander quote :-)
Sunnycide | February 04, 03:16 CET
hbojo | February 04, 03:40 CET
Nebula1400 | February 04, 04:16 CET
SoddingNancyTribe | February 04, 04:19 CET
(An actual quote, or close to it, from either Joss or Tim Minear in the commentary on The Train Job.)
MissKittysMom | February 04, 04:36 CET
Madhatter | February 04, 04:44 CET
lycoming | February 04, 04:49 CET
Tiny Tabby | February 04, 05:22 CET
GoblinQueen | February 04, 05:28 CET
Spike: I may be love's bitch, but I'm chicken enough to admit it. (Ok, that one's just weird)
Cordelia: I need to call every chicken I've ever met.
Kaylee:Grav boot ain't your trouble. I seen the trouble plain as day when I was down there on my back. Your chicken's bad.
XanFan32 | February 04, 06:01 CET
nixygirl | February 04, 06:23 CET
Biff Turkle | February 04, 07:06 CET
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."
Chicken: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
Oz's nametag: Banty.
Willowy | February 04, 10:51 CET
barboo | February 04, 11:09 CET
nixygirl | February 04, 11:39 CET
Tiny Tabby | February 04, 12:08 CET
lycoming | February 04, 13:03 CET
Every single day the same arrangement
I go out and cross the road
Still I always feel a deja vu thing
Why am I compelled to the other side?
I've been making shows of crossing roads
Just hoping noone knows that I'm just
Going through the motions
Watching every car
Poultry trying not to become tar.
Will I play frogger forever
Fate stuck to that toad's endeavour
I hope I won't lose a feather
I don't want to beeee
Going through the motions
Wishing on my bone
I can't even see
My drumsticks aren't fat free
And I just want to be
On the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
Ok, its late, and I'm silly. I think this is my longest post ever.
Mort | February 04, 13:40 CET
Heh. That's priceless.
electricspacegirl | February 04, 13:44 CET
nixygirl | February 04, 15:24 CET
Gill | February 04, 15:49 CET
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Badger: That only matters to the people on the other side.
Mal: Trap !
Faith: Because it's wrong !
Spike: It made a promise to a lady.
Saje | February 04, 17:15 CET
zz9 | February 04, 19:49 CET
How many Kaylees and Tams does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. But one just wants to watch.
How many Browncoats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Depends on whether or not they're losing the higher ground but I'm SURE they will TAKE that hill and FORTIFY it with the bodies of--
How many Companions does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wouldn't you like to know.
Why did the Operative cross the road? No one ever knows because much like the metaphorical road ...they don't exist.
ZachsMind | February 04, 22:20 CET
electricspacegirl | February 04, 22:55 CET