March 13 2006
Movies Online review Slither.
"Without a doubt, Slither is the most entertaining movie I've seen this year." Horror Channel say "(the director) is just taking bits and pieces of his favorite films and giving them a fresh spin and having a blast doing it". Cinema Blend say "Look for a mass Browncoat suicide after the debut of Slither."
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SpikeBad | March 13, 22:07 CET
war_machine | March 13, 22:14 CET
war_machine, normally if you look towards the front of the theatre you'll find the film on the big flickery screen ;).
Been saying it for a while now but 'Slither' sounds like it's a little corker. Definitely going to see it and if it's half as good as 'Shaun of the Dead' then, err, it'll be twice as good as a film only a quarter the standard. Or something.
Saje | March 13, 22:22 CET
"Mass Browncoat suicide--" my Aunt Fanny. :-p
I hope it does give Nathan's career a kick. Hard to imagine him not wanting to do more 'verse regardless of his success, so I can afford to be magnanimous.
RBB | March 13, 22:47 CET
newcj | March 13, 22:50 CET
Samantha | March 13, 23:00 CET
The Do That Girl | March 13, 23:15 CET
As a million people (well, 2 -- something is making me exaggerate...) have said before - Nathan The Big Movie Star is not a bad thing.
gossi | March 13, 23:24 CET
Cause like any fandom, we apparently have no sense of humour and are incredibly insular.
Simon | March 13, 23:30 CET
gossi | March 13, 23:32 CET
zeitgeist | March 13, 23:44 CET
I think its comparing us to a religious cult - wouldn't be the first time.
killinj | March 14, 00:25 CET
KernelM | March 14, 00:41 CET
Definitely hit the Browncoat nail on the head. I hate Nathan for his success and soft hands. Forget suicide, if any of the so-called actors are even vaguely successful it's war. Really. I'm gonna find some small country and war them right to the brink of actually noticing me.
In fairness, it does have a 'Seriously though...' afterwards, reckon they're just kidding (and achieving major hits from us to boot), though I have a bridge picked out if not, just in case (seems slightly more spectacular than car exhaust).
Saje | March 14, 01:11 CET
Please? She's really hot.
gossi | March 14, 02:21 CET
I don't think the review says that. I think they're saying browncoats are going to be miffed (in a big way) if Slither ends up making Nathan a star, while we would've rather have seen Serenity do just that.
Still, even that is not true. We'd love for Nathan to become a huge star (even if he decides he doesn't want to do another Serenity movie) and I don't think many people care about the movie that does it. Would we rather have seen Serenity more succesfull? Yes. Does this mean any movie featuring one of the BDHs can't be more succesfull than Serenity afterwards? No. And lets hope some of those movies are more succesfull. These actors deserve bigger hits to make them big ol' stars.
Well, I think the 'Seriously though' refers to: "What makes this one look like it might actually deliver is the cast, which does not include David Arquette. That's a good thing." And not the mass suicide thing.
GVH | March 14, 02:24 CET
Please? She's really hot.
And I understand she so wants you.
Lioness | March 14, 02:58 CET
zeitgeist | March 14, 03:15 CET
I've been posting about my cinema squeamishness elsewhere, and how I was going to see "Slither" anyway -- But now I find out it has (mild spoiler from one of the reviews) cannabal zombies and, like Dennis Hopper in the "Land of the Dead" trailer, those guys really creep me out.
[ edited by bobster on 2006-03-14 03:01 ]
bobster | March 14, 03:29 CET
The One True b!X | March 14, 03:31 CET
Scully is all MINE. Leave her be, peeps.
gossi | March 14, 04:50 CET
Somebody pass me the razors.
UnpluggedCrazy | March 14, 05:40 CET
To paraphase Tweety Bird: "He don't know us vewee well, do he?"
If this person knew anything about Browncoats and just plain old fans o' Fillion and the rest of the BDHeroes, they'd know that there'll be no hatin' if Slither does well.
Hell, we want everything they do to be golden: big screen, little screen, stage, radio...whatever. Don't we?
Of course we do! : )
AmazonGirl | March 14, 06:14 CET