When Vern had Serenity.
Ain't it Cool's lovable lug and the leading seagalogist watched Serenity during the opening weekend. This is old, but looks like it's never been linked. (NSFW if plain text can be)
Starts as a positive review, then makes some odd observations, then some ranting about the fans, then some random observations again and it is a good read. If you find his style offputting, think him as the Jayne of reviewers.
March 14 2006
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Liked the review and seems he liked the movie.
zz9 | March 14, 15:44 CET
Joss, next time come to Manchester. We know how to treat our stars. 8-)
mjwilson | March 14, 16:27 CET
No, that was a different Joss-show. *snerk snerk*
Funny review- well said.
Dana5140 | March 14, 16:39 CET
Not sure why but this really made me laugh ;).
I saw an early showing (i.e. a day or two before general release) of 'Serenity' and there were no problems of the kind he speaks of (since it was before release, a largely adult audience and shown just after most people finish work i'd say it was a fairly Browncoat crowd) apart from one chap who would repeat the lines he'd seen in the trailer just before they were said on screen (this was the same guy who said 'Oh Shit!' quite loudly into the shocked silence of the post Wash/spike interface scene so i'd say he was more caught up in the film than being a jerk).
In fact, it may have been my imagination but there was a feeling in the air of almost pre-emptive embarrassment, as if everyone in the audience was waiting for someone to do something obviously fannish so that they could then be embarrassed to be associated with them. But then, this was in the UK too and, especially in England, there are strange, often endearing and sometimes annoying rules about public behaviour (wonderfully and affectionately examined in a book i'm reading called 'Watching the English' by social anthropologist, Kate Fox).
(and in later viewings there was a bit of the 'early laughing' issue that was a little annoying)
Saje | March 14, 16:44 CET
Lioness | March 14, 16:56 CET
Best line ever. At least that's what I thought until I read this line:
He has a valid point about fans. There's been more than a few movies I watched with rabid fans and been turned off by their enthusiam. When I went to see Serenity for the final time in the theater I went with a group of co-workers and one of them (who is quite obxious in every day life) laughed very loudly before the joke would come so not a single person in the theater could hear it which I'm assuming ruined the movie for more than a few sitting around us.
war_machine | March 14, 17:29 CET
I'm on board with him and others here saying that a lot of this behavior is annoying and distracting (laughing too early at a joke, or laughing "too hard" because you've heard a joke before). My best audience experience was at my first preview screening when no one in the theater had seen it before, and there was a real harmony in how we reacted to the funny or scary moments.
Saje, I also laughed at the "Stupid victors" line, and also at the later "Stupid bastard".
[ edited by jam2 on 2006-03-14 20:57 ]
jam2 | March 14, 22:56 CET
Fuck the Berlin Wall coming down this is god damn SERENITY.
This is maybe the first ever non-porno space movie to have a reference to a vibrator. (These lines made me laugh)
Danica | March 14, 23:22 CET
Chris inVirginia | March 14, 23:51 CET
And I feel his pain. I remember "The Wrath of Khan" a couple of years ago at a screening where most everybody had seen it like 17 times and me, I hadn't seen it since it's release. (Not really a Trekkie/Trekker.) I would have preferred a more normally enthusiastic crowd.
[ edited by bobster on 2006-03-15 01:03 ]
bobster | March 15, 03:01 CET
zz9 | March 15, 03:04 CET
Saje | March 15, 03:24 CET
On another note, one thing that disappointed me greatly about the bulk of the Serenity reviews, even the very favorable ones, was that the movie, as funny, zippy, smart and sassy as it was, wasn't given, to my mind, enough credit for being a truly serious piece of work. It's a great morality tale, one of the oldest, in fact, a story of what happens when human hubris results in humans attempting to play God...Serenity is SO much more than a fast-paced series of chases through various parts of space, culminating in one (two, actually) of the coolest fight scenes ever. Even if it is that. It's more, so much more.
Chris inVirginia | March 15, 04:58 CET
[ edited by tichtich on 2006-03-15 12:30 ]
tichtich | March 15, 14:24 CET